Write what's on your mind /wwoym/

[Anonymous No.22635288]

Oswald edition.

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[Anonymous No.22635290]

>>22635288
First. Give me a you and you will receive a blessing

[Anonymous No.22635297]

Ive had a lot of anxiety lately and I can't figure out why

[Anonymous No.22635316]

Why the fuck did Camus imagined Sisyphus happy instead of fulfilled?

[Anonymous No.22635324]

>>22635290
Here

I also want to get another book on the Magna Carta but it was between that and new Steam games. I’ll get the book later. Listening to Gorgoroth at the moment, chainsmoking and bored to tears.

[Anonymous No.22635340]

I got a message from someone I assumed to be an indian scammer. I sent back a long essay full of racially charged insults. But now I'm not sure that it was a scammer. It might be someone I know. I'm kind of worried now

[Anonymous No.22635346]

>>22635340
Lmao, suck shit.

[Anonymous No.22635417]

are hamas terrorists? aren't they killing people for vengeance? a "terrorist" is someone who uses threats of violence, who terrorizes to get his way. Is this about coersion? I don't think they are terrorists.

[Anonymous No.22635423]

>>22635417
Regardless how you feel about the situation, capturing and executing civilians is extremely unethical. Whether or not you want to define it as terrorism makes little difference

[Anonymous No.22635428]

>>22635417
Ukraine is deeply embroiled in corruption and Russian secrets, obviously already pretty bad, but this newest Israeli Palestinian conflict is almost completely classified. It's not just a war but a black label war.

[Anonymous No.22635436]

I'm going all in on my nation.

[Anonymous No.22635494]

Do people actually goon or is it just a popular meme right now. I’ve seen that there’s subreddits and other seedy places with literal catalogues of porn for gooning but certainly it’s not such a popular thing right? Out of curiosity I even discovered that they have their own kind of JOIs which degrade them for being porn addicts which they then jerk off to! This isn’t just the simple edging of my day, you would never dream of someone edging to the porn that gooners watch. Edging was always about the pure sensation, gooning is something worse, something malevolent. It seems to me the logical culmination of a generation raised on the internet and exposed to more naked bodies than entire branches of their family tree finally buckbroken by our little capitalist hell into moms-basement-syndrome, which is nothing new of itself, but taking a perverse pleasure out of this degradation in the form of 8 hour drug-fueled hyper stimulated jerk off sessions directly intended as self punishment. It’s mass scale masochism and probably the most subversive cultural peril which the world has faced thus far. It’s an entire section of a generation which has given up and feels bad about it but that remorse IS THE SEXUAL PLEASURE DERIVED FRON GOONING ITSELF. it’s cultural suicide and analogous to the irredeemable sin. The gooner can never succeed because his success is the self punishment he receives for not reaching it. The snake eats his own tail.

[Anonymous No.22635505]

>>22635494
Sometimes I read shit on the internet and I'm glad I dont understand it.

[Anonymous No.22635553]

>>22635340

how could anyone possibly mistake an email addressed to them from someone they know as spam/phishing?

[Anonymous No.22635561]

>>22635423
>Whether or not you want to define it as terrorism makes little difference
The definition of terrorism is "the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims." I know nothing about the war so you tell me, does Hamas fit that definition?

[Anonymous No.22635564]

>>22635494
>The gooner can never succeed because his success is the self punishment he receives for not reaching it. The snake eats his own tail.
This is deep.

[Anonymous No.22635565]

>>22635505
This. I think this anon is just trying to make the word goon happen for odd reasons.

[Anonymous No.22635570]

>>22635565
Not OP but goon has been very popular lately. We've been using it for god knows how long here in Australia but the definition is different.

[Anonymous No.22635572]

>>22635505
>>22635565
Be glad you don’t know. I am terminally online and a voyeur to a number of great evils. I watched A Serbian Film when I was like 12 or 13 and it’s been downhill since then.

[Anonymous No.22635575]

>>22635570
Goon is a pugilist, not something to do with masturbation

[Anonymous No.22635579]

>>22635575
You're gonna go crazy when you find out that a word can have multiple meanings.

[Anonymous No.22635617]

>>22635494
>do people self destruction and do things specifically because they feel like they are bad for them? Or degenerate and 'wrong'/forbidden
Do you live under a rock? Yes

[Anonymous No.22635637]

I will see her crawling to me. She will be prickling with bent knees and ankles. Delicious when theyve been curdled into such angels. Nothing but arms and legs she is as the old sort of illustrated suns. Mobility sags in its seat but getting stuckness perks up. that confetti of narrow stripes and dashes is rapt to walls and corners, easily caught down and to the sides
Now sitting on the kitchen floor. despairing over the cleanliness and sneering pleasentness about these tiktok cooking clips.
like starbucks, everything is constantly getting dirty, i sermonize to her. Now adding mirrors around the island and cabinet bark.
scabbing perfect mirrors around the walls around her to trap her in specular pollance. She wriggles and rollbacks to escape the constitutional absolutism of that "everything is always getting dirtied", like a streetpole turned into a needle it blankets the air. A sheer columnated noo coos from her. A no in two notes. One rising and falling, or in the other order, probably. One likely higher than the other. A no in two notes. For no two of her nos were ever the same note. and to know one no was not to know two, for two was too different in pitch, speed, and character of alarm.
The round red fire engines or those northeastern townly yellow ones, pictured now going up hills. This noo was red in character, and she stood up and curseyed slightly- "what about me?" strange how she was able to do that while sitting on the floor with me. I was in a soft peril with this for a while.

we took down a tent in our living room. From the corners of the 4 walls, ceiling, and well we simply unplugged the tent spikes and folded up the wallpaper, and then rolled the spikes and tent nunchuks together with the annotated readings submitted to canva into those little tent bags, so without the spirit of bags, as they can only be used to carry this specific tentacled mass of plastic fabric and spikes. Tent owners would never be in such a waver as to need to emigrate bags and the contents of bags. From here, the tent was completed, plapping beneath the rim of a great rug we found at an antiques storage facility in the midst of our living room. Having no soil we tinked the staves into the entourage of potted plants around, being careful to plunge them directly into the crux of their root systems. Shaking and shuddering, i showed her the scene in transformers 3 where the giant sandworm like decepticon had assaulted a skyscraper. How formula rules hadnt taken root yet and the desks chairs and office mache were avoiding air like an office floor had been sat on its side and all the office chairs and stools were falling across the floor. the looseness of them as dry leaves on pavement. "But wet leaves wouldnt fall so" she ached out. Then we wet the corners of the tent. I said no.

[Anonymous No.22635639]

>>22635637
We set up a roomba to sortie around the apartment with a phone that would play howls and groans shrieks and caws at random places along the shifting bank of night. Such fear, which was for pretend but also still for real in the slim moments after waking and cracking apart the torpurous glaze of asleep (the shards of which fell to be fed upon by shrunken down sleep psychologists for weeks) drew our extremities down to a simmer, barged our heart and certain glistening nerves around it to a spat, as the spat a black woman might give in public if she knows shes being recorded. And next we must hold eachother close. Another groan, dopplers gamble pays double. I jettisen my arms out such that i am above her. "I should check it out" . "No" she bawls- banding my arm, than my ankle as i peep through the flaps of the tent.

[Anonymous No.22635654]

Why are leftists so obsessed with "the opressed"? As if suffering would net down if the tables were turned, and as if suffering doesn't spike dramatically in the process of changing this. And let's not act as if a flipping of tables isn't all that happens in the end.

[Anonymous No.22635657]

why do these people never use plain language? what exactly do they expect from me? i suppose i shouldn't pay that too much thought. if it were anything good they'd probably not speak with the schizophrenic grandiosity of a crackhead. it would hardly kill them to be upfront otherwise.

[Anonymous No.22635689]

>>22635654
>And let's not act as if a flipping of tables isn't all that happens in the end.
What exactly is going on in that little head of yours? I should hope you donate your body to science, so they can try transplanting your brain into a poor, sick rat with brain cancer. That will be your legacy, posthumously saving a little rodents life.

[Anonymous No.22635693]

Anons, if you had to craft an ideal version of yourself what would it look like? Speaking personality-wise, not appearance-wise.

[Anonymous No.22635714]

>>22635689
Do they just think they can eliminate suffering completely or what?

[Anonymous No.22635720]

it feels like i'm on a limited version of the internet and socially in real life. it's something i've thought for a while. there must be more than just you people.

[Anonymous No.22635722]

>>22635720

as though somewhere along the line, i became surrounded by people who aren't like me.

[Anonymous No.22635723]

>>22635720
There is but it's not easy to find.

[Anonymous No.22635729]

>>22635723

it should be perfectly easy to find. i just get the sense i'm only talking to shills and not the rest of humanity.

[Anonymous No.22635746]

>>22635714
Are you a retard?

[Anonymous No.22635759]

>>22635746
Are you delusional? Some of you drones are just far too absorbed in the current world order, you can't see the forest.

[Anonymous No.22635789]

I hate most Marvel movies and have never paid to watch one. However, I have already paid for a ticket for Captain Marvel knowing full well its going to be terrible because Hailee Steinfeld is rumored to have a cameo in it. I pay to watch everything she's in no matter how terrible it is because I'm in love with her. I'm most likely going to spend the majority of the film reading on my kindle and will only pay attention if she's on screen. I hate my life.

[Anonymous No.22635809]

>>22635759

[Anonymous No.22635820]

>>22635789
how old were you when true grit came out

[Anonymous No.22635825]

>>22635789
If you're going to use your kindle most of the time then make sure you sit in the back corner or some shit so you don't ruin other people's experience with your bright-ass screen. Also, read something based.

[Anonymous No.22635826]

>>22635654
ah yes like when the freed slaves started enslaving white people

[Anonymous No.22635859]

>>22635820
Underage. I'm 6 months older than her
>>22635825
That's the plan

[Anonymous No.22635930]

i just had the weirdest dream. i was at work super tired cuz i didn't sleep for shit last night but then i woke up and i had been sleeping at my desk like wow weird dream it's the same as real life then i woke up in bed right now.

[Anonymous No.22635931]

>>22635826
no he probably means more like when castro "liberated" cuba

[Anonymous No.22635944]

>>22635297
Is it generalized one?

[Anonymous No.22635965]

>>22635693
probably eccentric artist

[Anonymous No.22635980]

>>22635859
we never imagine our childhood crushes as grown up do we
they are usually the same age as when we left them

[Anonymous No.22635995]

I'm stuck focusing on working out a book i once read and i'm having zero luck. If any anons can help, i read it between 2008-2013 on holiday, i didn't own the book. A festival was hit with some kind of bio weapon that "melted" all the people, i think it turned out that later on they were actually nanomachines that were eating people but used as a bio weapon. I can distinctly remember that the main character met some kind of indian native or tribe woman towards the end who was in some small minority culture. It's driving me crazy,

[Anonymous No.22636007]

>>22635288
why do gay men with masculine appearances and effeminate voices/mannerisms exist? just stop talking like that

[Anonymous No.22636025]

>>22635288
My work crush made a comment how she is supposed to lose 15kg cos her doctor said she's bordering obese and something about enzymes in her liver. (I just considered her a bit chubby desu and didn't think she looked 15kg over weight. More like 5 to 7kg maybe)

How was I supposed to respond to this? Was i supposed to give her tips or something? Next time I see her, should I give weight loss tips? I think my responses were more like "oh really?"

[Anonymous No.22636031]

>>22636007
its a social signal to other men that they are gay

[Anonymous No.22636037]

>>22636031
there has to be less annoying ways to do that

[Anonymous No.22636055]

>>22636025
How can we know? It depends on what level of flirtiness you are at and what you want.

>"wow, I would have never guessed that, you look great!"
>"oh, I'm actually trying to get fitter (or lose weight myself), but its hard to stay motivated, want a gym/running buddy"

Oh really is fine depending on the circumstance, it's a minefield of a topic so yeah, might be best to change the topic.

[Anonymous No.22636100]

>feel sleepy as fuck sitting
>decide to shift my position and lean back a little more to be more comfortable to take a nap
>drowsiness completely disappears

[Anonymous No.22636107]

>>22635720
>>22635722

feels like some form of hazing.

[Anonymous No.22636118]

If any of you are undergraduates at university or recent graduates, make sure you take advantage of resources that your school offers. Most universities have a literary magazine that edits and publishes student submissions. I never even tried to submit any poems or short fiction to mine and I really regret that. I’m old now so I don’t have these resources available to me anymore. It’s important to do these things while you’re young so you can build up a track record and some momentum, and to take advantage of what you’re paying enormous sums of money for.

[Anonymous No.22636141]

Imagine going back to the 19th century and telling all foreign powers that all you needed to totally manipulate America is just some money. Banks, a robust manufacturing economy, whatever. Any way you can get it. If you have money, you can buy American institutions and politicians, and if you can buy American institutions and politicians, you can buy America. It was actually that easy. It’s going to be wild in 50 years when the GOP is paying lip service to China because Chinese conglomerates are lining their pockets.

[Anonymous No.22636279]

>>22635288
In the moment of seeing the object of thought the mind imagines itself to be an objective, timeless observer when it is the act of seeing in time which forms the basis of the dialectic of its own movement; the Ideas are not 'detached' but merely an illusory separation of thinker and thought; in one moment the embodied Idea in time relating to its own development in the dialectic of thought becomes the next rung in the great ladder, not a ladder pulled up after one reaches the heights but a ladder constructed each rung at a time as one climbs it; the observer that sees himself observe becomes his own ladder; the dialectic advances through the Idea, the Knowing of the Idea, the knowing of the Knowing of the Idea, the knower seeing himself knowing of the Knowing of the idea, the Idea looks into the Knower and the Knower looks back; in order to construct a true Philosophy we must Know every moment which led up to the construction, every moment of the construction, every particle of every thought that we use to construct, and every moment of knowledge of ourselves as constructors, as knowers of thoughts used in construction; and when the roof of the Tower of Babel has been reached we will turn back and look below and see our own faces looking up at us.

[Anonymous No.22636285]

is it just me who feels overwhelmed by the amount of books and knowledge out there and the amount of knowledge we can actually comprehend
There is so much I want to read and know and understand but I feel very stupid and slow and lost between all these books.
Is it the curse of the modern age and free easy knowledge?

[Anonymous No.22636289]

How do you change your own personality?

[Anonymous No.22636301]

>>22635826
Blacks have shown they can hardly keep it together in society and are constantly crying the victim and get free opportunities around the clock despite having low iq and low marks. This is the problem with the whole victim oppression mindset, giving handouts to unqualified people to fill a quota is peak slave morality. These are the people who have BLM and were sniping the police force and throwing riots because some druggie loser cunt overdosed on fentanyl in between bouts of resisting an officer. Leftoids are little moralfagging bitches not much better than the jews, then they get stabbed in the street in front of their spouse and all their loved ones work tirelessly to explain the socioeconomic factors kek.

[Anonymous No.22636540]

>>22635570
Sam here. I come from a city in a recession, the ghetto if you will, and goon to us here means some one bad. There was a small little group of people that got together and started calling themselves the “goon squad” and started robbing people and beating them up. Once done, they’ll run away yelling “goooooooon!”. Bunch of hoodlums, really. Also, my friends and I would see people writing graffiti on the walls and we’d refer to them as “goon ass niggas”. I hate how it’s being used in place of jacking off, like “jack off” sounds funny enough already

[Anonymous No.22636564]

>>22636289
Asking the question means you’re conscious of it, so to any degree that you can change your personality, that’s half the battle already. It’s like posture in that way.

[Anonymous No.22636572]

I regret my career choice. I studied economics at university and became a financial analyst. I feel like I am basically an accountant and I have this sense that people who are accountants at like age 30 or 40 or whatever will never do anything particularly remarkable with their lives. It’s probably an irrational feeling but it is my genuine feeling. If I had studied something of law, I’d be studying and practicing something that was basically political, important, demands a high degree of intelligence and rhetorical ability for a reason. I could’ve joined the military and been planning field ops. I could’ve been a journalist covering wars and terror events across the globe.

[Anonymous No.22636592]

When I was 13 I got dead space 1 for my xbox 360 and I never progressed past the scene where you move the bridge thing between two catwalks with telekinesis. I knew there was gonna be a scary necromorph popping out of the vent up the hall and I could never psych myself up enough to walk up and trigger it. Everytime I walked up I would bail out and run back at the last second, and it turned into a bigger and bigger hill psychologically. I spent literal hours at that section doing this routine and never completed the game

[Anonymous No.22636601]

Is it a bad idea to ask the CEO who barely knows my name for a letter of recommendation? They know my immediate group does really good work and their name carries a lot of weight in our industry.

[Anonymous No.22636603]

>>22635693
Kind, infinitely kind. And strong of will. Self-assured. Confident.

[Anonymous No.22636615]

>>22635553
It was over a messenger app

[Anonymous No.22636639]

>>22632720
People obviously got less Christian, you're coping cause you can't answer why people got more of the bad parts when they discarded with their faith.

[Anonymous No.22636648]

>>22635944
I think so

[Anonymous No.22636660]

>>22635826
Haiti, South Africa, Zimbabwe...

[Anonymous No.22636664]

Lonely world

[Anonymous No.22636730]

>>22636289
Why do you want to change it?

[Anonymous No.22636739]

>>22636289
Behave differently

[Anonymous No.22636756]

>>22636730
Because I think I need to, I need to become more decisive and more willing to take on risks. Both for work and personal life.
>>22636564
>>22636739
Yeah, I get that part. Act in a certain way even if it's not my nature and it will become my nature. It's just been difficult because it involves risk with my professional life and I'm risk averse. It's a viscous cycle to get out of.

[Anonymous No.22636788]

Im killing time till I start killing time. What a life

[Anonymous No.22636802]

>>22636756
I've a bit more concrete advice for you anon: adopt the habits of people who're like what you want to be or that you associate with those qualities. The hardest part will be recognizing them and which of their habits you should adopt. Smoking just because a decisive guy you know does it is stupid.
For example, I was a huge nerd growing up. Still, I was always self-aware and found your average marvel-worshipping funk-pop collecting escapist manchild cringe. I was afraid of becoming like them and so I started to notice what they did or lacked and adopt opposite traits. I took up sports, started lifting, never bought tacky plastic shit and learned how to dress well. Stopped using graphic t-shirts. Learned how to talk with women through a fuckton of trial and error. I dunno if it was part of growing up or just a result of the changes I implemented, but nowadays I don't care about nerd culture. At most I'll read a comic/manga once in a blue moon or watch Baki the Grappler.
The things you do on your daily life define so much about how you act or think it's unreal. I believe that's why people who had huge life changes sometimes look back and are absolutely baffled about the way they used to conduct themselves.

[Anonymous No.22636809]

>>22635826
I guarantee you they would if they could.

[Anonymous No.22636827]

What if it really is the Jews?

[Anonymous No.22636837]

The universe has spoken: I am not meant to make money.

[Anonymous No.22636839]

I skipped my classes today. I'm a rebel. I have an A in all of them anyways

[Anonymous No.22636947]

I don't want to get old...

[Anonymous No.22636975]

My employee makes upwards of 7000 dollars a month on my labour by putting me as a supervisor for a project.
My employee pays me 2100 dollars a month.
I had 0 experience being a project manager yet now I'm responsible for about 25 people in this project.
They're making bank on me.
Thing is I didn't hesitate much since this is an opportunity. I was new at the company and this was a way to get some experience in a higher function.
But after seeing what this contractor pays my employee for my time, I'm kind of pissed they would do it like this.

I'll have a talk with them come Christmas. I'm unhappy about other things as well. They don't supply me with enough people and now I have to defend this company not upholding their part of the deal with manpower.
Typing this out makes it sound worse than when I just talk to people about it or think it over in my head.
lol

[Anonymous No.22636976]

I hate my 'friends'. They always want to eat out and try to persuade me to go too when I say I don't feel like eating out because I have no money and they should go without me. They do this because they don't talk to each other when I'm not around. Fucking niggers

[Anonymous No.22636979]

If Nietzsche or Hegel were named Gunter or some shit instead, would they still have become so famous?
I feel like how profilic a philosopher is depends on how cool their name sounds.

[Anonymous No.22636981]

>>22636975
Employer, not employee. Not sure how I made that mistake 3 times.

[Anonymous No.22637021]

I may live on until
I long for this time
In which I am so unhappy,
And remember it fondly

[Anonymous No.22637037]

>>22636839
Ahh, the rebel pipeline.

[Anonymous No.22637050]

>>22636802
That actually makes sense on some level. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.22637065]

Has any one else been chased out of his first world country by nationality and birth because of a growing sum of mandatory health care insurance bills and taxes you became unable to pay, or am I the first whitey in this comically ridiculous situation?

[Anonymous No.22637081]

I was about to say something very rude, butt fuck it.

[Anonymous No.22637124]

>>22636660
Post real examples of white slavery in those places

[Anonymous No.22637190]

>>22637124
Oh sorry I thought genocide was sufficient to demonstrate the point.

[Anonymous No.22637193]

I feel torn. On the one hand, I want to have a romantic relationship with a woman, I want to spend time with her, talk, watch movies, cook, exercise, cuddle, make love, eventually start a family. But on the other hand, I don't believe in love, I can't help but think that if I were uglier, if I was broke, if I had some defect, there would be no "chemistry" between me and my partner. If for some reason I became depressed, they could tolerate me to some extent, care about me even, but it's all to some point where it becomes unbearable for the other side. Either I will either start repaying her for her attention, or she will break off the relationship that no longer brings her joy. And why would I get mad about this? I'm not. It's a simple calculation, I can't blame anyone for that. But realizing the truth about these relationships is what turns me off about them. It seems fake, it looks like a transaction, there's nothing special about it, never was, I was lied to about it when I was a child.

[Anonymous No.22637202]

Wondering if I messed up. My last conversation with that girl who sits in the back of class was super awkward. Usually she makes eye contact with me when I enter class but today she totally averted her gaze. I decided not to bother trying to talk to her today because I wasnt even sure what to say anyway. Wondering if I should have tried regardless or if giving up on her is the right move.

[Anonymous No.22637208]

>>22637193
It's really telling that we live in a culture that resents beauty. There's nothing wrong with being valued for being attractive. Read the Symposium. Love desires the Beautiful

[Anonymous No.22637213]

>>22636979
Their name sounds cool because it’s so notable and well known, plus Gunter sounds kinda hard.. You haven’t read Gunter? This was refuted by Gunter.

[Anonymous No.22637224]

>>22636979
Their real names are Fred and Gay-org.

[Anonymous No.22637228]

How do I a woman

[Anonymous No.22637243]

I'm having fantasies about waging a victorious war on america and putting the entire populace to the sword again.

[Anonymous No.22637246]

>>22637243
Whats your strategy

[Anonymous No.22637272]

>>22637246
Somehow convince Europe and the Eastern world to stop doing trade with them and force them into isolationism, then wait for the average amer*cans to begin eating one another in the streets and sweep in with a combined force, killing them all.

[Anonymous No.22637277]

>>22637272
Thats retarded. America can easily survive isolated.

[Anonymous No.22637405]

To celebrate faggot month my university is hosting an event in the quad. Theres some guy, 6'2" built like a linebacker and with back hairy as a shag carpet walking around dressed like a little girl.

[Anonymous No.22637464]

>>22637246
Make a trip through Europe convincing characters of Germane Aryan physiognomy that there's land to be looted in America. When the horde grew to a somewhat considerable number I'd go up with them to far Northern Scandinavia with them and there build a camp. Probably kill the entire Norwegian government in the process and let a few of them to oppress this pathetic nation with an iron hand and have them divide themselves the land under themselves into private properties.
The remaining proportion of the army would loot a bunch of wood and construct an insane amount of vessels in the Viking fashion with wich most of the crew will make the trip to the Americas like did the Vikings during the 10th Century of our era.
After having landed in some isolated region of far Northern Canada, the hordes would attack and take down the government and bloodily oppress and humiliate the Canadian people. The vainquers will divide the lands among themselves and call the aristocratic Republic of New Vinland.
From there, it won't be much until the conquest the US.

[Anonymous No.22637482]

it's an honor being his friend. He isn't perfect, or maybe he is, or close to (probably not though), but if you knew what that man carries with a smile on his face..

[Anonymous No.22637486]

>>22637277
Good thing America outsourced its manufacturing sector to a rival power and put the government in the hands of financial parasites.

[Anonymous No.22637641]

>>22637464
What the fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.22637703]

>>22637641
What I'm talking about? Pff, the re-etablishment of Asgard, the Garderike and Sakasonia obviously.

[Anonymous No.22637746]

I'm drinking vermouth for the first time and it tastes exactly like cum. It's not just an aftertaste, the primary flavour is cum. Can anyone else confirm? Or did some French factory worker just cum in my batch on his last day on the job.

[Anonymous No.22637757]

>>22637746
How do you know what cum tastes like?

[Anonymous No.22637763]

>>22637757
Are you a woman?

[Anonymous No.22637764]

>>22637763
No, are you?

[Anonymous No.22637770]

>>22637764
No, that's why I know what cum tastes like.

[Anonymous No.22637774]

>>22635288
Why are there so many AI threads and posts on /lit/? Someone, or a small group, really trying to shill it hard?

[Anonymous No.22637779]

>>22637770
That doesn't follow. Why would you not being a woman imply that you would know what cum tastes like?

[Anonymous No.22637781]

>>22637779
Because duhh I have cum? Isn't it my right to know it's taste?

[Anonymous No.22637784]

>>22637781
That's nasty, dude.

[Anonymous No.22637790]

>>22637784
Where did I say it's not nasty?

[Anonymous No.22637803]

I feel like I've gotten passed a neurotic hump. I kinda miss the feeling of my insides shaking up needing to be released. Feels good though. I had a mild active imagination a week ago then got super sick after. This margherita and espresso taste better than the past month.

[Anonymous No.22637822]

This is my tbr list on goodreads

[Anonymous No.22637824]

One thing spending too much time on /lit/ has taught me is that there's zero point discussing art or philosophy with people who don't share your basic sensibility. Just a waste of energy on both sides.

[Anonymous No.22637832]

Has anybody ever tried a niche diet that has actually made them demonstrably happier? I mean Ray Peat and such. Obviously if you stop eating junk food you'll feel good, but it seems like these people who follow fad diets never reap any of the supposed benefits from them. They just hop from fad to fad, hoping the next one will "work".

[Anonymous No.22637839]

>>22637832
The days I am cruel, unthankful and resenting I refuse myself the consumption of meat and put a slice of raw morons between two slices of olive oil soaked white bread.

[Anonymous No.22637846]

>>22637824
Agreed. Half the time when you see a Hegel thread there's some guy alleging that to even understand Hegelian thought requires you to become a cultist and surrender your sense of reason or some shit like there weren't tons of people in history who read and understood his works but strongly disagreed. Discussions like that are the Internet equivalent of beating your head against a wall.

[Anonymous No.22637857]

I don't even control my sleep at this point. I unawarely doze away on the couch and wake up somewhere around 9 pm realizing I was sleeping.

[Anonymous No.22637865]

>>22637486
That would just cause us to restart domestic manufacturing which would strengthen us

[Anonymous No.22637873]

>>22637865
What makes you believe people will take jobs at the local manufacturies? Unironically, what demography would do such a thing?

[Anonymous No.22637876]

>>22637839
>a slice of raw morons
Lol

[Anonymous No.22637887]

>>22637832
On meal a day is fun.

[Anonymous No.22637948]

>>22637857
You're becoming old

[Anonymous No.22637951]

I guess I just really want that college experience. But now it's out of reach. Not sure how to cope.

[Anonymous No.22637953]

>>22637948
I'm 21.

[Anonymous No.22637976]

>>22637953
ancient even

[Anonymous No.22637990]

>>22637976
Of course not, it's a sign of youthful vigour and the clever distribution of my timely energies.

[Anonymous No.22638139]

I keep feeling like shit. Fuck. I don't want her to have this much of a hold on me. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Falling in love with a girl just because she seemed sweet. Because she whispered dreams about dating and meeting each others families and about how only one other guy had walked hand in hand with her before and how she missed me and was falling in love. Her head lying on my chest after we had sex while we bared our hearts to each other through quiet words. As if words were worth anything. Stupid. Stupid little boy with his vulnerabilities and dreams of love. I don't wanna feel like this. I don't wanna crave seeing her texts or keep hoping that things will go back to what they were.
She said I was a good person the last time we met. Said it many times, actually. It always sounded like an insult - like a mockery of all I am - to my ears.
I don't wanna go back to having sex with strangers from dating apps either. I'm sad. I'm scared. I'm not enough.

[Anonymous No.22638147]

>>22638139
I feel that

[Anonymous No.22638167]

>>22638147
I thought writing about it would make it hurt less. It didn't work. I'm tired of thinking about her.

[Anonymous No.22638182]

>>22637746
vermouth does not taste like cum to me

[Anonymous No.22638225]

>>22635288
my baseline mood is borderline euphoric.

[Anonymous No.22638290]

>>22635288
tomorrow i will be five months sober. dubs i celebrate with a beer

[Anonymous No.22638299]

I am an unemployable diaper filled with unlikeable shit, in a forgotten dumpster surrounded by rats eating everything but me.

[Anonymous No.22638300]

>>22638299
Stop using metaphors.

[Anonymous No.22638432]

The thing is, single girls don't go to things alone. So how do you meet them?

[Anonymous No.22638446]

>>22638432
I see a lot ot single girls out jogging in the evenings. Just jog right behind one as a conversation starter

[Anonymous No.22638466]

>>22638446
Not a bad idea. I can jog the same route as her to figure out where she lives, then hang around her house for the next few days. If I'm lucky and she has a street facing window I might be able to figure out her hobbies and such, then when I next see her leave I bump into her and already have tons to talk about.

[Anonymous No.22638477]

Just accidentally loudly farted.

[Anonymous No.22638539]

It's crazy to think that in two years the most honest I've ever been was with an ex-prostitute. I remember those days very well. We would watch movies in bed and tell each other about the most outlandish crap we each lived through. A broken woman and a man too tired to lie. She was pretty open to sex but we never did it because I felt like it would ruin everything. And also because it was exciting.

Our moments together were sitcom-like. Once she brought cake she accidentally baked over a fucking insect and I had to dangle the burnt thing over her face in bed. I was fuming, "Bitch, really? You had one job! Clean your oven!" I said and she screamed, recoiled in disgust and bit my bum in a second. No one had ever done that to me before, I swear you can't make up that stuff. I miss that crazy bitch a lot as I'm writing this.

She was very smart, too. I've had girlfriends but never had that kind of relationship where a woman would actually listen to what I was saying, give me the finger and prove me wrong points by points like she did. I didn't have to lie or pretend to be someone else. The last time we saw each other she simply stared into my soul and kissed me. I liked it and she clearly did too. She had to move in her city of birth afterwards. I miss the way our fingers would touch and her stupid laugh. Actually I should probably send her this but it would only create a longing, and she knows already.

[Anonymous No.22638555]

>>22635288
imagine there's no women
it's easy if you try

[Anonymous No.22638564]

>>22638539
What's wrong with u, describing a woman like a human being!

[Anonymous No.22638579]

>>22638477
Why accidentally? The world owes me its obeisance to my smelly noxious poo poo horns.

[Anonymous No.22638598]

>>22635288
I guess this is kind of autistic, but I've realized i say the exact same thing in the same way to co-workers.
It's like the exertion to even have a simple conversation is too much so i resort to default responses like a npc

[Anonymous No.22638642]

>>22638598
i do that to the office npcs that aren't part of my main quest. if i have to work with them on a side quest, i talk normally, but once we're done i go back to the autistic script.

[Anonymous No.22638652]

>>22637953
Surprised you didn’t fall off your dinosaur

[Anonymous No.22638727]

>>22638642
>if i have to work with them on a side quest, i talk normally, but once we're done i go back to the autistic script.
That's better than me. Even the coworkers i see everyday, I just say the exact same things: "howdie"
Try to terminate conversation as fast as possible and then quickly walk away
To the point that now they've caught on that i am a weirdo and don't even try to make conversation with me.

[Anonymous No.22638784]

>>22638539
Thanks anon.
It's a wonder that there are billions of people in the world who could each be carrying around experiences like this. Life is heavy. It's a part of serving tables I miss, being able to see all these people and the lives they carry around with them.

[Anonymous No.22638810]

>don't do any drugs whatsoever
>don't drink
>don't play video games
>don't watch porn (this was the hardest for me)
>cut down social media / doomscroling
>everyone else I know irl just parties and smokes and fucks etc. etc.

What is it all for? What am I missing?

[Anonymous No.22638838]

>>22638810
You do have hobbies and interests of your own, right?

[Anonymous No.22638851]

>>22638810
Note that these people arent drinking alone. They party for them is a social experience. Is that something you feel like you're missing?

[Anonymous No.22638884]

me when my alcoholism tells me to hurt everyone who has ever loved me

[Anonymous No.22638914]

>>22638810
In my experience the only way to stop masturbating and gaming all the time is to just have something else you want to do more. If there is nothing more pleasant and rewarding that you can do, then there really is no counterargument to jerking off, drinking and gaming all day. But this isn't too hard because the addict life is honestly really lame and depressing in comparison to what else life can offer. But until you see that, you can't make that comparison. I guess I could suggest finding people who seem happier than you and seeing what they do all day.

[Anonymous No.22639020]

>>22638727
there's this one dude from the mail room who i have the most npc cringe conversation every day. he's like "you gotta any mail?" i'm like "nope nothing today" he's like "ok have a nice day" and i'm like "ya you too" i mean it's not that cringe on paper but we say the same exact that thing every single day. we never send mail or get mail. it would be way more efficient if it was just a we'll call u if we have mail kinda thing rather than make this poor dude walk around to every floor doing a npc dialogue. to him tho we're all npcs at desks who say the same thing every day and he's the main character in his interoffice mail simulator.

[Anonymous No.22639027]

My poo lately has been long, skinny, and very rancid smelling. Anyone know why?

[Anonymous No.22639051]

I touched grass. It was therapeutic, now I know what white peoples are all about..

[Anonymous No.22639058]

>>22639027
I haven’t taken a solid shit in over a year, anyone know why?

[Anonymous No.22639061]

Hasn’t anyone else noticed that it was East Asians that took up Western culture?

[Anonymous No.22639065]

I have decided to go on a dopamine detox. No sugary shit outside of breakfast, no coffee, nothing with sweetener in it, ejaculation only once every fourth day and visual porn is forbidden, some sort of exercise or at least a walk every day. Going cold turkey on coffee and masturbation will probably be the hardest but I get the feeling that my body and mind will thank me after a month or so.

[Anonymous No.22639076]

This is what Thrasymachus looked like

[Anonymous No.22639077]

>>22639065
That’s a lot to do at one time, may want to consider making smaller changes maybe one at a time over a longer period. But either way gl.

[Anonymous No.22639116]

>>22639020
don't try to argue against it

[Anonymous No.22639123]

Tips for sciatica pain?

[Anonymous No.22639205]

Do you know of any examples outside of Watchmen where the author intended a character to be loathsome but that character ended up becoming a fan favorite instead despite the author's intentions?

[Anonymous No.22639222]

I have to read Hildegard for class. This bitch sounds like an old woman on Facebook with a fun style. This is pretty whack though. What's with that egg symbolism? I was expecting something interesting, but it's just le fearful God and evilness trying to sully God's beauty. Fuck this shit, it's boring.

[Anonymous No.22639225]

>>22639205
Who cares what Alan Moore thinks.

[Anonymous No.22639249]

Female difficulty settings:
Women are not that easy to negotiate with

Difficulty:
Fapping
Strippers on club terms
Prostitutes
Girlfriends
FWBs
Wives
Lesbians
Dark Souls series
Your friend's wives
Dark Souls 1 2 3 with a steam controller no hit SL1
Multivariable differential Calculus of nonEuclidean dimensions
Making Money in the USA in current year
Porn stars and cam girls

[Anonymous No.22639264]

>>22635288
A few contemplations today, I appreciate any replies also, as sometimes I feel like these threads are speaking to the void. The first thing I was pondering earlier was about big cultural events in western culture. Irrespective of religion, it feels like there are a few big ones for the seasons.
>Autumn/Fall => Halloween
>Winter => Christmas (and Thanksgiving, if you are a burger)
>Spring => Easter
>Summer => ? (Midsummer if you are Swedish)
It feels like summer doesn't have the same level of ambience/influence event for the general western population. As, I mentions Midsummer is only big in a portion of the collective western culture. I think it's nice to have one big thing for each season, and it would be comfy if each one was Christmas tier of ambience.
My second path of contemplation is about more religion specific matters. I saw a video where some jewish rabbis were essentially getting excited about their prophecies of the west collapsing and the fantasy of all western(later they state Christian) people being destroyed. They seem to conflate being white/european or american as being Christian and being "Rome". I found this very strange because it seems that in their own words, "Christianity built western society." They see countries that were predominantly Christian as some kind of cohesive crusader entity destined to be wiped out. Something about that seems very islam-like. It honestly doesn't make any sense to me as many jews got to high positions within western society, so a western collapse would be a detriment to themselves also. I get that it can all be classed under religion says so and prophecy this, but how is it so vastly different to what the Christians follow? Considering that they stem from the same book - the Old Testament. How is it that Christians don't have the same view directed at the jews or muslims? Jesus himself appeared as a jew who followed their cultural traditions and preached peace, where is the hatred of Christ coming from? God must truly be beyond comprehension because everyone is fucking insane. I would rather sit on a beach looking at the ocean, or in a forest observing nature than listen to any human tell me what god is real or not, a higher power can find me if they wish to - and it seems more appropriate to discover the supernatural when you are contemplating in nature, as opposed to listening to another human that has no clue busy your mind with their words.

[Anonymous No.22639437]

At present, there was a tightness in my chest, and a hyperawareness of the stillness, sporadically interrupted by the whirring of vehicles in the street. I longed for any sedative. Anything that would calm the terrible constant fear bubbling inside me. I knew people who suffered from severe panic attacks. Though it seemed unwise to wish for as acute a predicament as that one, I felt it would be… more pragmatic to purge oneself of fear in one instant, severe eruption, than to have the sore broiling with infestation, seething with sewage, all the time, always, with no catharsis in sight.

[Anonymous No.22639451]

I have to contend with the fact that I was not a good writer. I had an efforless mastery of words and verbosity poured out of me often and without strain. But words were rudimentary and accessible. The primordial part of any assembly. The skeletal hinges of a larger framework that encompassed narrative, structure, agenda, and on a higher, less methodical level of abstraction, imagery, metaphors, association, creativity, spirit, soul.

Words were a necessary means to communicate, but not when there was nothing to communicate in the first place. I was a proverbial basket case drooling a puddle of blissful non-awarenss from an excised clump of wits. I truly truly had nothing to say.

[Anonymous No.22639454]

my first 5 minutes spent on tiktok confirms my supposition that normies are the most autistic

[Anonymous No.22639501]

>>22636289
When I was little kids would beat me up because I had a different personality and they kept it up until I stopped being different.
I don't think you can change your personality but you can stop expressing it to the people around yourself.
A stimulus (like getting degraded by others or yourself) can also motivate you to "act" different. But what's inside your soul will always stay the same and you can't try to force a change.

[Anonymous No.22639546]

>>22636289
Actively monitor your thought process
Identify unwanted thoughts when they arise
Examine and reflect
Try to think different thoughts
Do this repeatedly
This technique is how I bravely became a schizo outcast dissident after an early life of being a goody two shoes leftie nerd

[Anonymous No.22639552]

Over time I've slowly started sabotaging everything I do. Imo, if you can't succeed despite your best efforts, then you don't deserve to succeed.
For example, yesterday I gave a work presentation which was half-assed because three different groups of people imposed themselves on my time on Friday and over the weekend, so I couldn't polish it. So, I got two questions I wasn't prepared to answer. Several people told me it went well but I don't believe them. When they came up to me and told me "good job", I told them how rushed it was and how shitty I felt giving that talk. Fucking normies, I hate them all and I hate their lies and two-faced natures,
I hate the confidence grift and I hate people who can live with themselves doing that shit. Thankfully, they'll all burn and starve in the climate apocalypse

[Anonymous No.22639579]

>>22639552
If you're doing work presentations somewhat successfully and have people forcing their way into your life then you are the normie. God I hate nu 4chan

[Anonymous No.22639599]

>>22639579
There's always a bigger normie

[Anonymous No.22639617]

People know they can get jobs without selling their souls to the Linkedin jew right?

[Anonymous No.22639696]

Nearly every day for a little while now, I've gone out the front of my house to sit on the gate and watch the sunset. It's different every time and it coaxes different feelings from me every time. I like to associate different vibes and aesthetics with each one i.e. one sunset could be a perfect "small beach town" sunset or another could be a perfect "pine forest" sunset if that makes any sense. I haven't been recording them but maybe I should, I like to smell the air every time and I like to comment on that as well.

[Anonymous No.22639717]

>>22635288
I hate how
>prideful
>vain
>angry
>insecure
>reactive
>passive
>lazy
>paranoid
>avoidant
>aggressive
>neurotic
>lustful
>resentful
>selfish
>pretentious
>avaricious
>jealous
>argumentative
>fickle
>impatient
>stubborn
>hypocritical
>ungrateful
>oppressive
>needy
>weak-willed
>disloyal
>irritable
>domineering
I am

[Anonymous No.22639736]

I spent much of my young adulthood quantifying the degree of respect I could accord to myself with how well I measured up to my peers. It wasn't always pathological, or at least this neurosis was slightly contained in my teen years. Years where society accords you viable lisence to go off the rails. But I delayed my unraveling to my 20's, and thus sabotaged the very foundation of what should have been my life. The older I grew the harder it got to contain the fleshy folds of my insecurity until they expanded to contaminate my very being. I adstained from participating in life with all facets, and on the surface I was disdainful of everything and everyone but the truth was that I was such an insecure non-entity, I couldn't afford myself a shrivel of respect necessary to conduct an ordinary "normoid" life.
It now registers with me how hollow the loathing for normoids is on imageboards. The carefully manufactured sense of superiority, and intellectual cock stroking. The deliberate evasion of all things mainstream (since they qualify as "trite"). All of it stems from deep, unfettered insecurity, and hyper-sensitivity to rejection. That's what I am. I fucked my life because I was too scared of failure to actually go out there and fail.

[Anonymous No.22639738]

>>22639717
Staying on this website is gonna help.

[Anonymous No.22639739]

>>22639738
Don't disagree

[Anonymous No.22639749]

logic is the only thing that matters

[Anonymous No.22639769]

i really do not enjoy learning languages. it's not the same as learning mathematics or philosophy, where one actually learns new *concepts* every time one studies these things. there are no new concepts in language learning, only new ways of saying things you can already say. i am motivated purely by the benefits (being able to read in my target language and properly immersing myself in the culture of the country's where my target language is native) but that is it, unlike say mathematics where the ideas themselves are beautiful or at least interesting, in addition to the extensive benefits of being more and more mathematically literate.
i find language itself fascinating, but not individual languages. and i don't understand those people who spend like nine hours a day learning specific languages. why not spend that time on something more fundamental, like maths or philosophy? the only valid justificaiton for doing so i can think of is to impress the ladies because it is true that chicks dig polygots.

[Anonymous No.22639770]

>>22639769
*countries

[Anonymous No.22639788]

>>22639736
Hussa, a self aware contrarian?

[Anonymous No.22639889]

>>22639077
It’s better to do it all at once imo

>>22639065
Phone scrolling is the single hardest thing to quit

[Anonymous No.22639892]

>>22639123
A good bed with good sleeping posture, light (emphasis on LIGHT) stretching and daily walks.

[Anonymous No.22639895]

>>22639617
I’ve never had a LinkedIn, or any social media for that matter.

[Anonymous No.22639927]

With how popular it has become to make 'jaks, how come I haven't seen the obvious palletjak being made yet?

[Anonymous No.22639936]

>>22639769
Lower IQ means lower emotional depth and a higher tolerance for menial tasks. Women used to do housework and it was unbecoming of a man to do so in order for him to use his higher faculties with little drudgery. However this old fashion kept men from cuisine and hygiene. When man cleans, he does so industriously. When woman cleans she does so fastidiously. When man cooks he does so with charge and key performance metrics like affordability, timeliness, macro nutrient profile, cultural significance. When a woman cooks you're lucky if you get the slop she was given growing up or some sugary fabrication that looks like a toy. If you have a woman unlike I described you have a once in a lifetime exceptional woman there against the signs of the times. No man would create hard frosting cupcakes decoratively pleasant on the eyes but worrisome to the pallette and belly.
Language itself as custom is rote repetition de facto and de jure. Bureaucracy functions on this.

[Anonymous No.22639958]

Using AI to show my barber how I want him to make me look.

[Anonymous No.22639998]

>>22635288
Can feel the black licorice raising my cortisol; my heart / chest hurts.
But it is a small price to pay to attain chastity

[Anonymous No.22640017]

>>22639769
>it's not the same as learning mathematics or philosophy, where one actually learns new *concepts* every time one studies these things. there are no new concepts in language learning, only new ways of saying things you can already say.
I feel the same way. Language learning is sheer drudgery.
There is some aesthetic enjoyment I guess in learning a new word the sound orf sight of it , and intellectually i suppose one can explore the etymology of words.
However this latter task never arrives anywhere near the intellectual depth of other subjects, as all you are doing is noting the development and connections between words. Pointing to similarities.
Words themselves have little value, to me they are a means to fuel thinking and imagination. So to study language holds no interest. It's like studying the composition of bricks rather than using those bricks to create some beautiful edifice. Why would anyone care about the individual bricks?

[Anonymous No.22640029]

Do you think your potential is capped if you only ever went through the public school system? Private schools and Ivies (or similar) seem to act as a sort of filter that let the civilizational elite rise to the top and move around freely while the people who spend their whole lives in public school tend to not reach their prominence or degree of freedom.

[Anonymous No.22640061]

>>22640029
Class isn't really the same thing as personal potential. You have people coasting through life at basically every socio-economic level.
Genetics, behavioural disposition, home life, IQ, are all major factors.

[Anonymous No.22640072]

Do you think fate and destiny still exist?

[Anonymous No.22640099]

>>22640072
>Do you think fate and destiny still exist?
If they were a thing then they wouldn't be something that would randomly disappear one day, they would either exist forever or not at all.

[Anonymous No.22640103]

>>22640099
Why does it seem then like people don’t have them anymore?

[Anonymous No.22640138]

>>22640103
How would you tell if someone has them?

[Anonymous No.22640170]

>>22640138
Well, I look at the world, the people in it, and their biographies. It seems like people no longer have these biographies that build up from a birth with “signs”, pile in a series of details from their life, and all of those details result in one grand purpose. One person who comes to mind like this is J.R.R. Tolkien. From his birth through his childhood and his predilection for languages to his war experience and his oxford professorship, all of these details of his life seem to build up and into one grand narrative. Whereas for us contemporary, there are details, not many, and they don’t seem to go anywhere. People seem to do things and things seem to happen without any real significance or deeper meaning and without building up to grand purpose. I’d go so far as to suggest you actually do feel this in your own life if you can consider it honestly for a moment.

[Anonymous No.22640176]

Are Master’s degrees a scam? They don’t qualify you to teach at a college. They don’t even qualify you to teach in a high school without a credential. Are they good for career switching or getting into a PhD? Is a PhD a scam? Has anyone here successfully completed a literary Master’s or a PhD?

[Anonymous No.22640178]

>>22639264
I say all this and no one acknowledges me ree

[Anonymous No.22640199]

I need to take some time off the internet
I'm averaging a screen time of 8+ hours daily and most of it is just shallow webrowsing
I haven't even made any significant reading progress lately, I just keep doomscrooling and missed several deadlines at work already since I keep procrastinating and shit posting instead of doing anything
I'm going to block all the time wasting apps on my phone and will take some days off so that I can go to a library and start reading pic related

[Anonymous No.22640205]

>>22639264
Thanksgiving is in Autumn. We consider Sep-Nov as Autumn and Dec-Feb as Winter. For Americans, the 4th of July is a somewhat big Holiday. We also have Memorial Day, Veterans’ Day, Labor Day and of course our religious holidays: Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth. It seems like people didn’t do much work in the summer traditionally, but since it wasn’t cold and dark, there wasn’t a need to have festival days. As for why there’s no “Holy Days” I have no idea. I guess it’s partly that. Our holy days were made to fit the pagan calendars to a huge degree. I actually think it’s weirder that there’s no major Holiday in February. It seems like there should be a Holiday at least once per month Sep-Feb.

[Anonymous No.22640235]

>>22640170
It's hard to form an opinion like that considering there are over eight billion people in the world and even back in Tolkien's day, people lived mundane lives, not everyone is going to have or did have the sort of life that Tolkien did or even close, I would argue that it's more rare than you think.

[Anonymous No.22640314]

>>22640199
>8+ hours of just fucking around online
How can you even stand it? Eventually it feels like I run out of stuff to read or watch on any given day

[Anonymous No.22640333]

>>22640061
I’m not speaking about personal potential or class really. What I’m speaking about is that we seem to have built up these dividers in our civilization, the main one being education. As an American, you see this most with U.S. law schools and graduate schools. People who study at elite law and graduate schools, are free to pursue high end careers on federal circuits, federal prosecutors’ offices, to receive fellowships, write books, they get sinecure university jobs to do some sort of creative or intellectual contribution, they get Supreme Court appointments (almost all from Harvard and Yale) they get tenure-track faculty placements at all the universities (majority of tenure track faculty across all universities in the US went to just a handful of schools), they get writing jobs at publications. And people who study at public universities fight for scraps, they fight for 10 years of adjunct hell, or regional law firm jobs, or they have to go do additional degrees to get a fellowship, they don’t get looks from publications. This holds true for undergraduates getting Wall Street and big tech jobs, graduate and professional program admissions, journalism jobs, all of this stuff. A Classics graduate from Temple just isn’t going to get a Private Equity job or a job as staff writer job at the Atlantic. But a Classics graduate from Yale might. And when you investigate these sort of filters, it turns out that they’re like tracks. People get on them relatively early in life. They go to the right prep schools, then the right Ivy, then the right graduate/professional school, so on so forth. And these people have vastly more opportunities than those who don’t. We seem to have taken academic credentials as a hall marker of a sort of pseudo-aristocracy. If you have them, you’re free to do whatever. If you don’t, you have fewer possibilities.

[Anonymous No.22640337]

>>22639264
>Considering that they stem from the same book - the Old Testament. How is it that Christians don't have the same view directed at the jews or muslims? Jesus himself appeared as a jew who followed their cultural traditions and preached peace, where is the hatred of Christ coming from?
That's strange because jews geneally have a very cozy relationship to the West today. Probably some orthodox branch or an extremist sect would be my guess, that is assuming the video isn't some kind of propaganda...
As to why there could be such differences in attitude to the other despite all 3 sharing a common origin, that's a complicated question.
Generally speaking Christianity is a very open religion, universalistic in its aspirations. I could hypothetically see there being some resentment in so far as christianity so successfully spread its influence globally. Meanwhile Jews in recent times are scattered and stateless (besides israel which is dependent on the west).
In simpler terms, envy. But again I'm not sure how common this view really is among jews.
Generally I'd view religious resentment as stemming from being weaker, less influential in certain ways. Just as Christians were jealous of the more organized, centralized, and powerful Islamic empires of the Ottomans that continually threatened south-east europe in the middle ages. (Obviously no western state is today in the same way comparably officially Christian, as secularism is the norm, but the religion remains globally more influential comparatively)
Inter-religious resentment is not always the norm. Quite often historically it seems more hostility is directed inward ti heretical variants, rather than to different religions.
In that sense the fact that all 3 share a common origin might produce just as much hostility as it does camaraderie.

[Anonymous No.22640338]

>>22640235
But Tolkien didn’t live a mundane life. It’s one thing to say the large of mass of people had destinies and they just weren’t particularly remarkable destinies. But that’s different than saying “hm, seems like nobody is remarkable now”. So I agree that it’s rare, but don’t you think now it’s so rare that it basically does not even exist? And if you’re conscious of it, what then? Are people supposed to just accept a mundane destiny or the total absence of one?

[Anonymous No.22640346]

Hate how motherfuckers will bring in any random ass dog into stores as a direct confrontation to the fabric of social contract. Especially now with the advent of always online social monitoring, challenging behavior like leaving carts behind makes you the aggressor, the violator.

[Anonymous No.22640354]

>>22635288
he’s here, and he’s that fucker that keeps insisting we call sublation Aufhebung

[Anonymous No.22640363]

>>22640338
>But Tolkien didn’t live a mundane life.
I never said he did, I literally pointed out how mundane his life wasn't by saying that it's rare to live a life like his.
>but don’t you think now it’s so rare that it basically does not even exist?
It's impossible to know, we can't keep track of everyone in the world and there are definitely people out there that will live more extravagant lives than Tolkien or anyone else that you can think of that we'll just never know about. One person who did live an extraordinary life (or still lives it, I guess) is Jonny Kim, his life has been wild as shit.

[Anonymous No.22640424]

>>22640346
Man what the fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.22640431]

>>22635494
Like most things on the Internet, it's a fad. People said the same about Bronies. It'll dissapear and re-emerge in some other guise, but won't really take off. It's a context driven perversion reserved for massive losers on the internet, there will be some other phenomenon 10 years from now.

[Anonymous No.22640443]

>>22640346
You're making no sense.

[Anonymous No.22640472]

Last night I tongue fucked my wife's asshole. I slurped and licked and literally shoved my tongue as far as I could go into it while I played with her cunt. Then I came all over her ass (she loves that). We feel asleep, we woke up, we had breakfast and now we're in our jobs. Her ass is covered in my dried up cum (she loves that too) and I can still feel the sensation of her turd cutter being slightly stretched by my tongue (I brushed my teeth only, I don't think that will help with that kind of germs).
I'm really happy. Happy happy happy.

[Anonymous No.22640485]

>>22635494
>>22640431
opposite reading gooning is actually self affirmative ala lacan’s ‘never to give way on one’s desire’; the gooner craves to sublate the excess of jouissance into surrender, an irresistible climax and in this way emancipate himself.

[Anonymous No.22640502]

>>22640472
vile
We should mark people like you so I can stay far away

[Anonymous No.22640512]

>>22635494
I enjoy how over the top it is with the visual effects, captions and colors. But the thematic itself is so god damn lame to me.
>"You're just a fucking loser! Fuck your fist for porn mommy!"
I sleep. I wish other caption makers would be so succinct and balls to the wall insane.

[Anonymous No.22640530]

>>22640502
Nobody wants to touch you anyway.
That's a lie. I know for a fact that no matter how disgusting you are someone out there wants you badly. Even if for a one night stand or a couple of hours. Whether you want it or not. Some people actually want it more if they know you don't want it.
They don't need to mark people like you.

[Anonymous No.22640573]

Anyone else wonders about their ethnic descendance as a European? I don't mean French, English, etc. I mean the distinctions that were relevant 2000 years ago. Do you think you are the most imbued with Gothic, Ostrogothic, Warangian, Visigoth, Belgae, Gallish, Saxon, Acquitanian, Rasenian, Lombard, Helvetian, Dorian, Latin, Iberian or Teutonic blood?

[Anonymous No.22640579]

>>22639958
UltragigamegaChad

[Anonymous No.22640592]

>>22640363
I would say Jonny Kim is a perfect example because he’s somebody who did a lot of impressive things, a lot of remarkable things happened, but they’re all without a grander meaning or purpose, both individually and collectively. We can say that Tolkien matters to history, or at leas true history of literature. What history does Jonny Kim matter to? None really. Do you see what I’m saying? Destiny, in my mind, is one of all these details of your life that you had no control over add up to one grand purpose that matters (in some respect). It’s the difference between the excluded aristocratic and sensitive young man who grows up to be the greatest military conqueror in Europe and the som of an Asian immigrant that does a lot of impressive stuff, but stuff that is basically without greater meaning or purpose and stuff for which the details of his life he had no control over basically don’t matter. That just seems totally gone. You don’t see it anywhere. You don’t see it in literature, in art, in politics, in business, in wars, you just don’t see it.

[Anonymous No.22640597]

>>22640573
i want to say celt but i think i have a gothic / frankish sort of look to me

[Anonymous No.22640598]

I go about the day doing stuff, going to work, then back at doing stuff, then I pause a moment, somewhere deep in the afternoon, and think a moment, 'have I even eaten all day?', and most of the times I realize I in fact did not eat all day so I rationally cook myself something and eat it so I can tell my reason that I'm not hungry anymore.

[Anonymous No.22640606]

>>22640597
What makes you think that?

[Anonymous No.22640625]

>>22640606
the eyes mostly

[Anonymous No.22640636]

>>22640625
Well, while small and sometimes slanted eyes signify Celtic descendance, mightily large and reflecting almond eyes signify Germanic descendance.

[Anonymous No.22640670]

I think it’s funny when economists on bank and federal reserve payrolls suggest that it’s smarter to rent than to buy because home prices and interest rates are so expensive, as if it wasn’t just automatic that homeowners take advantage of high prices and supply cartels to shift that cost into renters. Renting is never “cheaper” than buying. Ever. It’s never been the case. It’s especially true when you consider that your home value will not just evaporate and you always get the asset.

[Anonymous No.22640691]

>>22639552
>Thankfully, they'll all burn and starve in the climate apocalypse
The climate apocalypse will pop into my head like 4 or 5 times a week and remind me that everything I do is for naught. I don’t think a single generation before us carried on in such self-assured ignorance with pale death leering over the horizon like we do today. I’m sure it’s fixable, I’ve even had an idea myself of high altitude weather balloons with some kind of carbon capture device attached onto them placed into jet streams. The issue will be maintaining a governmental body with the funds to do such in the ensuing chaos.

[Anonymous No.22640697]

>>22640670
They’re just lying through their teeth about it. They’re perfectly aware that renting is worse than buying. That’s why they’ve been buying single family homes hand over fist recently in America. They’re shafting us and always have been. You’re saying that the police-state from 1984 might not have the best interests in us

[Anonymous No.22640698]

When I was a kid, my hometown was 90%+ white Europeans. Today, it’s like 30%. Most of the people who live there do not even speak English.

[Anonymous No.22640702]

>>22640697
Some of them are lying through their teeth, but many economists simply fail to realize practical realities. Economics should be a case study on what happens when people wind themselves up too much into rational and technical thinking. You just know that the mainstream narrative among these economists is thinking that implies “no, it’s not that simple, we need complicated mathematical models”. Actually, they don’t but this is a problem that’s infected all of the social “sciences”. Isn’t it funny that economics is a liberal art and everyone seems to think it’s a science, but politics is also an art, and while universities brand it as a “science”, everybody sort of accepts that it’s more of an art than a science.

[Anonymous No.22640728]

>>22640670
Economoids live in their own little world of fiction. In their own autism logic, it very makes sense that renting is sometimes preferable to buying. Of course it does. Their entire worldview revolves around buying and selling. They cannot conceive another purpose for life. Shuffling the millions and billions for no other reason than to create zillions and gorillions. There's not even a logic behind the way they find new ways of making profit for a company anymore. They (the companies) exist for no other than the circular logic of creating more and more profit.

[Anonymous No.22640795]

I don’t feel very good about my life story and I don’t see much chance of it becoming the sort of life story I can feel good about, mostly because what’s done is done.

[Anonymous No.22640822]

I want to somehow work in agriculture, but I have no idea how to fit that into my career and education plans. If I could just buy a farm outright, I would.

[Anonymous No.22640830]

It's going to sound like I'm an edgelord but I'm not
Reading about pain, rape, atrocities is very intoxicating, I can't take my eyes off books when these topics come up. I don't know what it is in human brain that reading about all these horrible painfull stuff is so much

Reading Beevor's books about Stalingrad and Berlin was great for me because I hyperfocused on them in a way that I couldn't focus on any other book. Similarly in "In search of lost time" reading about the characters being jelous and tormented by anguish and mental pain, I couldn't stop reading those parts. I just love reading about people being in pain and it's hard to find recomendations for books like it. I thought of reading some true crime books but they're mostly boring, they just focus on detectives and victims lives too much and I just want to get to the nasty shit.

[Anonymous No.22640833]

>>22635579
People just take existing words and use them wrong now and when you try to correct them they say "UH LANGUAGE EVOLVES????"
It's just ignorance.

[Anonymous No.22640835]

>>22640822
>my career and education plans
Lots of colleges have agriculture programs

[Anonymous No.22640836]

>>22640822
Go to some isolated place in the forest no one uses you've checked for the whole year. Next step you pack a lot of stuff and build a camp there. Preferably you build a small 2×2 hut and load it on a carriage chassis, then you drag oxens to it and make your way to the forest. Now you detach the house from the chasis and use it as your place to sleep. The chasis you manufacture into some sort of wheel less cart on wich you load the wood that you cut and load it on it. You drag it away with the oxens and start building a house with it, and a refrigerator house, and a stable.
Once the land is clear you manufacture the cart over into a plug and, with the oxens, start toiling the field. Choose the crop in accordance to the climate.

[Anonymous No.22640841]

>>22640833
I'm fairly certain the people who talk about "gooning" are aware of the other meanings of goon

[Anonymous No.22640843]

>>22640835
I already have a bachelor’s degree so am agriculture degree out of the question. I don’t think I’d pursue one if it wasn’t anyway. I don’t want to be an ag engineer or ag supply salesman. That’s not really looking for. I probably am going to go to grad school, but I might have to do it in a big city and start a career there.

[Anonymous No.22640854]

>>22635654
Racism will never go away. People will always judge others based on appearances. Trying to force equality by crushing one side and worshipping another just causes a push back. Nobody today was a slave and nobody today is a slaver, unless you want to talk about class disparity which is a whole other tangent I won't start on.

In essence it's vanity. Black people get uncomfortable with the worship, they feel like a coddled child in the hands of whites who want to make themselves look good. It's really creepy.

[Anonymous No.22640911]

>>22640843
Whatever city you go to, look for agriculture or horticulture related projects. Like here in Philly there's a lot of stuff related to urban farming, they're planting orchards on land that wasn't being used for anything else, that sort of thing. Even if you don't have any background in it they still need people to dig holes and stuff

[Anonymous No.22640928]

Ships are underrated, planes overrated.

[Anonymous No.22640935]

>>22640928
NIST facts

[Anonymous No.22640958]

I'm gonna name my future kid Social Media. First name Social, last name Media.

[Anonymous No.22640961]

>>22635494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neAt6YFHvIk

[Anonymous No.22640969]

>>22640670
if you buy when housing prices and mortgages are overpriced then you will be stuck paying for nothing. then your only option is to sell at a big loss or just late the bank seize the house. apparently zoomers are too young to have learned any lesssons from 2008. luckily, the people who run the federal reserve aren't zoomers, yet.

[Anonymous No.22640974]

Samantha's First Day at Cheeky's Pizza Parlour (an erotic story)

In the vibrant town of Quimville, a young college girl named Samantha stepped into the quirky new establishment known as “Cheeky’s Pizza” on a Saturday morning. Her wavy blonde locks cascaded down over her shoulders, framing her lightly freckled face. As she walked in not a few would have appreciated the view of her tight-fitting denim skirt hugging her ample and well-formed derriere. A blouse that similarly tightly showcased her generous milky-white breasts completed her outfit.

She was a beautiful young coed, but one who was antsy as could be, her stomach aflutter with butterflies, as it was her first day as a trainee and she wanted to make the best of impressions. As she made her way to a booth, Samantha eventually spotted a girl her age, striking in her own fashion with perky medium-sized breasts and well-toned thighs displayed within her cheerleader attire featuring a daringly short skirt. This girl, whose eye she quickly caught soon headed her way and introduced herself, “Hi, I’m Connie! You must be the new hire, Samantha, right?” Bashfully, Samantha replied with a timid nod, “Pleased to meet you.”

Connie cheerfully said, “Cool, great to meet you too! Alright, let’s not beat around the bush, shall we? I assume you’ve already completed all the necessary paperwork, right?” Samantha, feeling a rush of anxiety, unconsciously covered her crotch with her hands, thus hinting at her nervousness and perhaps at the fluttering butterflies tickling her stomach like you wouldn’t believe. She replied, “Yeah, I’ve filled out all the paperwork and bureaucratic stuff.”

With a reassuring smile, Connie said, “Perfect. I’m guessing you’ve thoroughly showered, right?” Samantha, blushing still, responded, “Yep, I just stepped out of the shower less than an hour ago. I’m clean as can be, I’m even wearing fresh panties for this occasion.”

Acknowledging Samantha’s due diligence, Connie nodded and seamlessly transitioned into a more unorthodox request, saying, “Excellent. So, um, let’s go to the backroom office where we’ll have more privacy.” Once there Connie turned to Samantha and without beating about the bush again, said, “I need you to drop your skirt and panties so I can inspect your front and backside to make sure you’re shaved to our demanding standards. I’m going to be rubbing my fingers all over your privates, front and back, in and out of some of your moist crevices even, checking for stubble, rubbing against the grain, we basically don’t leave any stone unturned when we do this, ok? I’m sure all of this was explained to you before, anyhow, right?” Samantha put on a brave face and nodded affirmatively, however she couldn’t prevent her cheeks reddening like a beet as she awkwardly undressed, so that Connie could perform the intimate corporeal-cum-culinary examination demanded by the city’s health-code authorities.

[Anonymous No.22641024]

>>22640974
With confidence befitting a seasoned pro, Connie assumed the role of a scrupulous investigator, not that different really, from a policewoman or nurse—albeit curiously sans latex gloves. Wearing a special medical flashlight on her forehead, she meticulously inspected Samantha’s most intimate folds and crevices. Her fingers gently pressed themselves against every contour of Samantha’s plump pale pubic mound, running and rubbing along her labia majora, then reaching down and following the rooster-like crest of the latter’s labial undercarriage till reaching and delicately brushing against the new hire’s anus, which automatically puckered in response.

Immediately after, as if by concatenation, Samantha’s legs and thighs spontaneously and reflexively closed on themselves, clam-like, owing to a combination of reflexes, her ongoing welter of butterflies, and a sudden uncontrollable spasm of ticklishness, inadvertently trapping Connie’s hand in the process, and causing herself a high level of embarrassment. Connie, noticing this, reassured Samantha that such foibles were too common to mention during such intimate professional inspections. In fact, some girls even ended getting slightly wet, if she could believe it. With sincerity, but also by way of distraction from her ticklish imbroglio, Connie complimented the latter’s bikini wax: whoever was responsible had done a top notch job depilating her cleft and bottom.

“It’s honestly the best I’ve seen—and felt,” Connie noted with hardly any exaggeration, as she continued to rub and caress Samantha’s privates. “Truly the Michaelangelo of depilation and waxing. Worthy of a Hollywood film star or supermodel. I absolutely must know their name,” she remarked in a voice husky with barely concealed excitement, even as her finger continued to linger around Samantha’s anus, doing little rings around the same, seemingly getting ready to improbably probe the ‘unmentionable’ orifice, only to turn back at the last instance. Samantha, for her part was both physically and psychologically hypnotized by the sensation produced by the laps Connie’s finger had been running, delicate as a feather, around her asshole, while simultaneously petrified, indeed utterly mute with embarrassment, by her asshole’s irresistible twitching in response to every stroke and caress of Connie’s mercilessly inquisitive finger. Her anus responding to Samantha’s silent ministrations as if it were a beating heart, specifically a heart beating to the tempo set by the gentle ‘polishing’ touch of Connie’s sole finger. But in its spontaneous spasmings and flexings it could hardly be denied that Samantha’s anus was also responding like a greedy little mouth eager to finally catch that fleeting finger and finally take care of that itch once and for all by swallowing that mischievous worm-like digit like the the frog that’s finally caught its worm with a conclusive flick of its tongue.

[Anonymous No.22641032]

>>22641024
And then just like that Connie stopped altogether, gave Samantha’s pussy a subtle, plausibly deniable, pinch and then, as if turning the page, said, “well that was a cinch. I can officially give you the ‘all clear sign,’ you’ve passed with flying colors my dear!”

Upon completion of the inspection, and after a slight awkward silence, Connie excused herself to retrieve Samantha’s new uniform. As she stepped out of the room, Connie couldn’t resist inhaling quite deeply from her fingers, experiencing the pungent private fragrances of Samantha’s that she subconsciously hoped would linger on her fingers for sometime to come. Not long after, when she returned Connie presented Samantha with a vibrant yellow and red cheerleader-cum-waitress regulation Cheeky’s Pizza uniform, complete with a revealingly short skirt and bust line. Samantha, all of a sudden liberated of her previous overwhelming bashfulness owing to the just completed unmentionably intimate, albeit simultaneously entirely professional, encounter, undressed in front of Connie, exhibiting greater confidence than surely she could have ever thought possible up to that point in the as yet to be completed orientation. In any case, the ice had clearly unconsciously been broken between the two girls and by the same token an unspoken intimate trust had been established at the tip and point of Connie’s seemingly endlessly wandering fingers.

Approaching a mirror, Samantha intently inspected herself, taking in her appearance clad in the charmingly “cheeky” outfit. Connie, smiling warmly, explained the versatile nature of the uniform. The pleated skirt could be easily detached from the top, which, in turn, was detachable from the bottom. Connie commended Samantha’s appearance, exclaiming, “You look absolutely fantastic, Samantha! Now, let’s proceed to our pizza kneading training room. I’ve already prepared a test pizza dough for us.”

The two girls navigated through a small corridor, leading them into a spacious, kitchen-like room, a mutual electric excitement coursing between the two of them the whole way. With a mischievous glint in her eye, Connie began to unveil the secrets behind the world famous Cheeky’s Pizza dough-making process. She swiftly discarded her own skirt, by way of an example, revealing beautifully sculpted thighs and an exquisitely taut and toned derriere, fronted by a prominent yet subtly elegant pubic mound and discreet labia.

[Anonymous No.22641034]

>>22641032
Connie then turned to Samantha and said “Behold I’m as naked as Eve before the forbidden fruit, won’t you join me my dear?” and then she let out a raucous laugh. She exclaimed, “I’m being silly, but honestly you’ll become comfortable with our routine and being in nothing but your own skin among us, in no time at all. It’s great fun even. Oh, by the way, I almost forgot: we only have two male employees, excluding the bouncers, who are strictly forbidden from entering the backend where we perform our mysterious ‘pizzalogical alchemical experiments.’ So, there’s no need to worry about such masculine-derived nuisances. Oh, and one more thing, please make sure that if you have some farts that you’re dying to let out, please please release them beforehand and not when your sitting straight on top of our pride and joy and your ‘blowhole’ is basically making out with the already butt-huggingly thick and cushiony pizza dough. That should be common sense and basic courtesy, you know, but believe it or not, some girls have shown that they need a bit more than a mere gentle reminder from time to time—after all, we don’t want our customers to get wind of this, if you get my drift?”

With that, Connie liberally dusted her buttocks with white flour and olive oil before sitting on an impressively thick and exceedingly soft and comfy mound of Cheeky’s Pizza prime quality pizza dough placed on a wooden table, set at a height between a traditional chair and tabletop. Utilizing her well-toned buttocks, she skillfully flattened and kneaded the dough for seven minutes. Yet, despite her expert and robust exertions, the dough remained stubbornly thick due to the utilization of bread flour in the inhouse recipe.

To add an extra touch, Connie spread her legs and pressed her impeccably shaved quim onto a quadrant or two of the dough, proudly leaving a captivating cameltoe imprint, that would hopefully be discovered under the tomato sauce and other toppings—a delightful ‘surprise,’ that sure beat hiding a little plastic toy in the crust, as far as her adult male customers were concerned. After elucidating on such basic techniques, Connie proceeded to explain the more ‘extraordinary’ requests that some customers not so uncommonly made.

Diving into the esoteric area of special orders, Connie disclosed, “For those with a more piquant palate, we offer pizza dough with a generous sprinkling of pussy juice or even a powerful clitoral orgasm-induced libation of ‘squirt.’ Though these may involve certain subtle variations and permutations, the fundamental underlying concept (no pun intended) is really so commonsensical and elementary that even a fourteen year old girl could do it and pass the test with flying colors.” She then detailed the processes further for Samantha’s deeper and more sophisticated understanding.

[Anonymous No.22641040]

>>22641034
“In the case of the first example, you insert an egg vibrator into your vagina, securing it in place with your Cheeky’s Pizza regulation thong. You can then go about your normal routine of serving and attending to customers up front, assuming the vibrator is set to silent. After all, we don’t want to give away too many of our inhouse secrets. Once you feel sufficient pussy juice and cream has been milked and has accumulated and is ready to or is already dripping or creaming out, return to the kneading room and spread your pussy lips and shower that ‘baby’ with as much of your ‘love gravy’ as possible, until the pizza dough’s been spiced up with what you judge is enough of that delightfully sweet-smelling musk we young girls can’t help but produce, like the irresistible honeyed flowers we are.” The following paean to pussy juice was succeeded with another hearty guffaw and a conspiratorial wink at Samantha.

Connie then paused and said, “As for the clitoral orgasm-induced squirts, well that’s what you would call our deluxe pièce de résistance pizza dish. And really the more generous, even torrential, your squirts the better—you can’t have enough of a good thing, plus it’s one more reason to keep hydrated. We’ve got to keep those pussy juice-squirting pumps of ours up and running at all times, you know, we’re sorta like the fire department in that regard.” Connie said this last part with another merry laugh, while reflexively grabbing her still knickerless crotch at the same time. “Oh, and by the way, believe me when I say the latter really does require a certain level of concentration and privacy. So I suggest you place the ‘do not disturb’ sign on the door knob when you’re polishing that pearl of yours or giving your quim a good manual throttling to get that kitty to purr. That’s what makes our pièce de résistance so utterly purrfect after all!” Connie laughed so hard after what she said that she was positively drooling, her legs splayed in such a fashion that her own denuded ‘kitty’ was entirely in view. “Oh my word, I’m gonna piss myself if I don’t stop laughing!” After calming herself down and wiping her lips and chin with her cheerleader top Connie concluded with a sigh, “And that’s pretty much it kiddo—oh yeah one other thing, we don’t intentionally press our buttholes against the pizza, like it’s definitely ok if it rubs the dough and what not, but it’s not like we’re aiming to make out and french kiss the pizza dough with our raw anuses, you know, because frankly that’s just gauche.”

Finishing off her comprehensive explanation, Connie revealed the final option of Cheeky’s Pizza’s unique pizza-making process—boob kneading...

[Anonymous No.22641044]

>>22641040
...Finishing off her comprehensive explanation, Connie revealed the final option of Cheeky’s Pizza’s unique pizza-making process—boob kneading. With a charming yet playful gesture, she continued, “This technique is more for show than anything else. After kneading the dough as described earlier, press your breasts into the mass, squeezing and playing with your nipples until they become as hard and erect as you can get those puppies. Then, press your bosom against the dough, imprinting at least thirty deep indentations that will hopefully set once the pizza is cooked.”

Connie excitedly concluded, “And that, my dear Samantha, encompasses the essence of our unconventional pizzalogical alchemical techniques. Any questions?” Samantha, momentarily speechless and stunned by the surfeit of information she’d just had thrown onto her lap, as it were, shook her head, signaling her understanding, albeit with some genuine wonderment and perplexity, intermixed with a growing sense of excitement she might not have directly admitted to. “By the way, at Cheeky’s Pizza we have a saying that I think really expresses this establishment’s and the general philosophy of the girls who work here, some might even call it the secret of our success: “Girl, just go with the flow, after all that’s how we make our dough!”

As Samantha embarked on her Cheeky’s Pizza journey, she couldn’t help but marvel at the intricacies and eccentricities of her new workplace. Motivated by her mentor, Connie, and armed with her newfound knowledge, Samantha was ready to try her hand (and other assorted more intimate girl parts) at the unique sensual and most intimately corporeal game of fantasy, desire, and magic which formed the very basis of the success of Cheeky’s Pizza. Pizza dough being the canvas upon which the deepest secrets and secretions of the young and nubile female waitresses-cum-ingredients were ephemerally impressed and expressed. It was a place and a method that obviously depended on the irresistible allure and mystique of nubile female sexuality and it encouraged its stable of female pizza kneading specialists to outdo themselves, leaving no sensual and physical stone unturned, as far as the nubile female body was concerned, in its pursuit of ‘world famous’ deep crust pizza perfection.

[Anonymous No.22641125]

>>22640911
That’s really funny that you mentioned Philly because I’m currently in Chester County and might be going to school in Philly. It’s the primary place I was thinking about.

[Anonymous No.22641167]

The way to failure was unsuspectably long and full of false promises and hopes, good feelings, great highs, even bigger lows, but the following immediate improving created the illusion that things still aren't as bad. At some point though, the falling airplane speeding at the same time had to brutally crash at some point, with no hopes of repairment.
And now that my life is slowly getting back to order, after so many efforts, I'm about to epically fuck everything up again.

[Anonymous No.22641361]

I like colourful ties, but I hate how they have such a clown-connotation in the public eye. I play them down with a grey blazer and a plain shirt but still,
I wish I had the confidence to where my gaudy illustrated ties.
I would say,
>"I love this fun tie and don't care if you think I'm garbage",
but I can't help that there's a part of my brain that makes me want to be totally invisible.

[Anonymous No.22641425]

I used to know a incomprehensibly rich guy in uni who would stay up all night reading Burton's Thousand and One Nights while dining on opium marzipan he bought in Dubai. He sounds obnoxious, and he sort of was, but he also felt like one of those elegantly tragic sorts of elite failsons that seem to have gone extinct since at latest the '50s. I remember going up there, to his flat, with mutual buds, and his weirdly racially ambiguous (maybe Finnish?) anthropology-grad girlfriend, and playing Settlers of Catan and drinking red wine mixed with coke, which he kept referring to as 'the way they get drunk in Spain, how Spanish teens get drunk'. I remember his girlfriend walking around his kitchen area in just her big green sweater and the glow of rosy dawn-light while reciting her lines as Helena in A Midsummer Night's Dream, rehearsing, totally wasted, as he blended smoothies for those of us still there and all while I dutifully read the lines of Demetrius in between her declamations. He offered me a job, after we graduated, doing the copy-writing for the labels of his family vineyard. I declined, because it would have meant moving to Austria, and learning German, and plus it felt too servile or something; but now I wonder every day whether I made the right choice.

[Anonymous No.22641447]

They take.

[Anonymous No.22641449]

I'm too white to fit in Western society. What I mean by this is that I am an undisciplined Germanic, one of them last.

[Anonymous No.22641461]

I need to lie a lot about my experience to get my first job right?

[Anonymous No.22641466]

I used to know an incomprehensibly rich guy in uni who would stay up all night reading Burton's Thousand and One Nights while dining on opium marzipan he bought in Dubai. He sounds obnoxious, and he sort of was, but he also felt like one of those elegantly tragic sorts of elite failsons that seem to have gone extinct since at latest the '50s. I remember going up there, to his flat, with mutual buds, and his weirdly racially ambiguous (maybe Finnish?) anthropology-grad girlfriend, and playing Settlers of Catan and drinking red wine mixed with Diet Coke, which he kept referring to as 'the way they get drunk in Spain, how Spanish teens get drunk'. I remember his girlfriend walking around his kitchen area in just her big green sweater and the glow of rosy dawn-light while reciting her lines as Helena in A Midsummer Night's Dream, rehearsing, totally wasted, as he blended smoothies for those of us still there and all while I dutifully read the lines of Demetrius in between her declamations. He offered me a job, after we graduated, doing the copy-writing for the labels of his family vineyard. I declined, because it would have meant moving to Austria, and learning German, and plus it felt too servile or something; but now I wonder every day whether I made the right choice.

[Anonymous No.22641476]

>>22641361
how you carry yourself and how well your clothes fit you certainly has an impact on how people perceive you, and that will filter how they interpret your ties
if you look and dress like Reviewbrah you're certainly going to get different reactions compared to one who looks and dresses like Michael Douglass in Oliver Stone's Wall Street, and that's what's going to contribute to others' impression of you the most, which will determine whether they'll interpret your tie as "cool with lots of personality" vs. "a clown's tie"
that might all be worth consider, but imo the biggest consideration is whether or not you feel comfortable dressing in a certain way
>>22641425
>the way spanish teens get drunk
tinto de verano (summer's red) is mostly always made with a lemon soda like Sprite or 7-up
you're describing dreamy and nostalgic scenarios, and of course liberal art graduates are much more interesting than STEM graduates on average, but the guy sounds like a pseud to me
>something else might have been the right choice
your nostalgia might blind you to the reasons you had in the moment you made the choice
also consider that hindsight is 20/20, and as doubtful you might be about where you'd be if you had moved to Germany, you obviously chose not to go for a reason
if you change your mind and given the guy offered you a job right out of uni just give him a call to see how he's doing, he might have a job opening that requires just about the experience you matured in all these years

[Anonymous No.22641499]

>>22641476
I deleted and reposted (>>22641466) because of a typo. He probably was a pseud, but he had, I don't know, a rare spirit.

[Anonymous No.22641642]

>>22641466
I would like to see this class of post-post-decadent wannabes rounded up and put in concentration camps by bright-eyed youths willing the national good. The haut bourgeois "moment" is a century dead and there have not even been residual vapors of genuine aristocracy left in its corpse since the '50s, as you correctly note. Let's finally shovel all this effete self-regard into a ditch and dissolve it with lyme.

[Anonymous No.22641726]

>>22641461
Possibly. At the very least, you have to exaggerate and project a degree of confidence in competence that is objectively not justified.

[Anonymous No.22641754]

I wonder if any of you manage to eke out a living by writing? Are platforms like Substack and Royal Road viable?

[Anonymous No.22641783]

>>22641642
Give me the company of a foppish twit over that of youths "concerned with the national good" any day.

[Anonymous No.22641800]

>sit down and try to write some poetry
>can't think of anything decent
>can barely think of anything at all
>look at notepad and then clock
>an hour has passed and I've wrote only a few words
I truly wonder if I fried my brain with drugs or something, I feel so stupid. I don't have the motivation or dedication to work on any long form projects. All I want is to write but I'm too useless.

[Anonymous No.22641804]

>>22641783
Okay, but you have to take their pets too. Enjoy your society.

[Anonymous No.22641820]

>>22640854
>they feel like a coddled child in the hands of whites who want to make themselves look good. It's really creepy.
I knew a guy who was the epitome of reddit at one job (a self described anarchist) and he starts joking to this black guy about how white people are all rascist.
It's so obvious they are trying to "prove themselves" in this weird, paranoid, and servile sense to black people.

[Anonymous No.22641824]

>>22641820
>It's so obvious they are trying to "prove themselves" in this weird, paranoid, and servile sense to black people.
I've seen the same thing with middle-aged women around faggots. As a matter of fact, it's just women around protected minorities more generally

[Anonymous No.22641870]

Lads... It's actually over this time

[Anonymous No.22641912]

>>22641870
What happened?

[Anonymous No.22642151]

I've met a handful of women in their early twenties who've said their favorite book is The Perks of Being a Wallflower. Why?

[Fyodor !zvzjZ6qIBI No.22642187]

Reflections
10/25/2023

I am a college student, and whilst in class today I realized that I was literally the only person in a room of about 20 who was answering questions, asking them, and engaging at all with the material being presented. This is, in fact, how it usually goes. But there is something profoundly depressing here: students pay thousands of dollars per semester in order to scroll through TikTok videos rather than step outside the box and attempt to learn anything from the material in front of them. This is an indictment of something. Exactly what, I am not sure. I am not partial to grand narratives, nor to doomsaying about the thing destroying our society. But there is a rot somewhere, and it is evident to all who look up from their phones every once in awhile.

Regards,

Fyodor

[Anonymous No.22642190]

>>22641804
Holy shit this is more disgusting than gore

[Anonymous No.22642194]

>>22641800
Write about the passage of time and writer’s block

[Anonymous No.22642196]

>>22642187
>I am not partial to grand narratives, nor to doomsaying about the thing destroying our society
You'd best start believing in them

[Anonymous No.22642197]

>>22642190
I have more

[Fyodor !zvzjZ6qIBI No.22642200]

>>22642196
They are all simply too shallow. None can capture what has happened to this world, and I am increasingly partial to the proposition that this society simply gave up trying sometime in the past several decades.

Regards,

Fyodor

[Anonymous No.22642202]

>>22642187
You're not smart or special. The other students just dont want to be the faggy know it all who answers every question.

[Fyodor !zvzjZ6qIBI No.22642205]

>>22642202
They do not answer any questions, presumably because they have nothing interesting to say.

Regards,

Fyodor

[Anonymous No.22642206]

>>22642200
>increasingly partial to the proposition that this society simply gave up trying sometime in the past several decades
That's pretty myopic. The trends and ideas that have lead us to this point have been in motion for the last few hundred years. I could rattle off a bunch of -isms but the Enlightenment was pretty watershed.

[Fyodor !zvzjZ6qIBI No.22642208]

>>22642206
You may be correct. I am not the type who attempts to diagnose social ills. I will leave that to the historians. I simply try to live in this sick society whilst retaining some of the dignity of our forefathers.

Regards,

Fyodor

[Anonymous No.22642215]

>>22642205
Your presumption is wrong

[Fyodor !zvzjZ6qIBI No.22642219]

>>22642215
Is it? From the number of unkempt, pajama pants wearing losers who sit in class watching Netflix and scrolling through TikTok, I believe that I am very much justified in making this statement. Perhaps I hurt your feelings.

Regards,

Fyodor

[Anonymous No.22642223]

>>22642208
>dignity of our forefathers
But that presupposes that our forefathers had values worth living by. Those values were part of a larger meta-narrative. You can't pursue those values divorced from where they're derived without falling into grave error or at best, being an aesthete and nothing more. An example is a secular humanist who pulls human rights out of their ass even though they have no proper grounds to believe in them.

[Fyodor !zvzjZ6qIBI No.22642234]

>>22642223
What meta narrative would you suggest which will succeed where all others failed?

Regards,

Fyodor

[Anonymous No.22642237]

>>22642234
Eastern Orthodox Christianity
>inb4 larper

[Anonymous No.22642252]

I’m having second thoughts about going to graduate school.

[Fyodor !zvzjZ6qIBI No.22642257]

>>22642237
As much as I respect Christianity in spirit, it does not appear to be the antidote for social degradation. Otherwise, one might expect the American prison population to be one of the most moral on the planet. Or maybe Africa.

Regards,

Fyodor

[Anonymous No.22642259]

My mother does nothing but watch television. Everyday she gets home at 5:30 pm and she immediately plants herself on the couch and watches television until she goes to bed some time around 9:30pm. She then proceeds to watch more television in bed until she falls asleep.

[Anonymous No.22642266]

>>22642219
Pajama pants are the fasion of the day. Most students realize they're only there for the diploma for work later on. They are not opinionated and feel no need to advertise their opinions openly. Most parents teach their kids to just nod there heads and not rock the boat. I guarantee all the other students roll their eyes every time you speak. I also guarentee that you are not top of your class.

[Anonymous No.22642270]

>>22642257
>does not appear to be antidote for social degradation
You have to properly identify the cause for social degradation in the first place. What do you think that cause is? You also have to have reasonable expectations as to what a reorientation of society will look like

[Fyodor !zvzjZ6qIBI No.22642293]

>>22642266
>I also guarentee that you are not top of your class.

I am a straight A student, and I really could care less who rolls their eyes at me. I am on good terms with every professor I have had.

Regards,

Fyodor

[Anonymous No.22642300]

>>22642293
How's your social life?

[Anonymous No.22642301]

>>22642259
What does she think of Israel?

[Fyodor !zvzjZ6qIBI No.22642308]

>>22642300
I have a small circle of friends and acquaintances, and I like it that way. Most of my free time is dedicated to creative pursuits.

Regards,

Fyodor

[Anonymous No.22642315]

My god I'm fucked. I can't stop thinking about her and how I'll never be good enough. My days are spent lying around on my phone, letting this illness consume me. I just want to enjoy my life and have purpose. To be confident. Is that too much to ask? I feel ungrateful and frustrated at how much I've regressed, and now I'm lost, just waiting to die. I know no one is coming to save me, yet I act like it will happen. Why else would I still be here?

[Anonymous No.22642320]

>>22642293

Dear Fyodor,

I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing because I saw the chain of posts you and that other anon had been making, and I simply pondered: What if you are right and they are simply wrong? It is indeed a virtue to answer questions, to think, to speak, to act. It is not a weakness to have ideas. It is a source of strength.

I highly respect that you participate in the philosophy of your class, and I deeply lament that others do not. Even if I came to class wearing pink pajamas, my comfiest slippers, and my nighcap, even then, I would be participating in the ideas and facts discussed by any class.

In conclusion, I believe that the fact that you exist is proof that society is not as bleak as it might seem at first glance. There is proof that people with minds still exist, and as long as this proof can be seen clearly, there is hope

Yours truly,

Miranda

[Anonymous No.22642328]

>>22642301
No idea. I’m sure she’s sympathetic.

[Anonymous No.22642330]

>>22642320
>Miranda
kek

[Anonymous No.22642332]

is there a skill in learning a new language or is it memorization? is the skill just to study?

[Anonymous No.22642333]

>>22642320
Dear Miranda

Post tits

Sincerely,

My dick

[Anonymous No.22642340]

>>22642333
Wipe that grin!

[Fyodor !zvzjZ6qIBI No.22642341]

>>22642320
Miranda,

I sincerely appreciate your kind show of support.

Regards,

Fyodor

[Anonymous No.22642396]

They dont know End Times prophecies are being fulfilled

[Anonymous No.22642399]

>>22642396
Unironically true

[Anonymous No.22642403]

>>22642328
Boomers really have a sordid existence

[Anonymous No.22642428]

Dearest Fyodor,

It was with the warmest delight that I received your latest missive. What a wonder to hear the laughing in your gilded words, the joyous rhythmic beating of your thoughts as if my head lay on your chest tonight. Oh what a heartache it is to think of your embrace, to think of what we had and what was lost, to gaze into the stars and see the outline of your comely face. On the darkest night of winter I lie awake, your image burning in my heart brighter than the sun on the day we met. I yearn for the day where our bodies might meet once more.

Regretfully, my fiance has grown suspicious. I fear our future liaisons must be performed with the utmost discretion. But what is fear in the face of love? I would sooner be stoned to death in the public square than to deprive myself of your kisses, your body, and your thoughtful and enchanting mind. I want to gaze into your eyes again, to taste your tongue, to feel your breath on the nape of my neck when we join as one. No marital bed could provide that thrill, no honeymoon the soothing softness of your touch. Send for me, and I will come.

With love,
John

[Anonymous No.22642484]

I played a fighting game with a guy a few years ago, during the pandemic. He invited me to his Discord (I dislike Discord, but I was so alone at the time I gave it a chance). We played with mics, and it was clear he was a bit autistic. His profile gave it away too—a 30-year-old NEET obsessed with entry-level anime and anime games. "Why study when I could just Google anything I need after finding a job?" he said to me once after I told him I was busy for a test and couldn't play.

Anyway, time passed. I stopped playing video games after the pandemic. He removed me from his friends. He left a comment on my Steam profile, and I never deleted it, so from time to time, I check out his profile. Months after deleting me, his gaming PC broke, so he could only play old games. Some months after that, he finally had to get a wage-cuck job in McDonalds or something like that, only to buy a gaming PC. His current Steam info is this

>Status Update-Currently homeless working 30 hours a week closing every night at my job and don't have my PC setup sorry for being AFK for so long going throu a horrible time I lost my family half my bank and my furniture. Working hard to save up for a new home after I was thrown away by my toxic family who didn't love and care about me.

It just gets worse for the guy. Maybe it's time to use Google little guy.

[Anonymous No.22642496]

>>22642484
Dumb ass didnt prepare. Ultimately we have to provide for ourselves

[Anonymous No.22642498]

>>22641476
thank you anon, I appreciate the effortpost on 4channel of all places

[Anonymous No.22642661]

>>22642657
>>22642657
new

[Anonymous No.22643242]

>>22642498
anytime (if that's what's on my mind)