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8 December 1909: 44 Fontenoy Street, Dublin

My sweet little whorish Nora,

I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a whore’s glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometime too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your hot drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.

JIM

>> No.22625792

>>22625774
Every on this board or the rest of 4chan jerked off to weird shit and has weird fetishes. Don't act like some writer having a thing for farts is out there and crazy. If anything for a guy who wrote cuckold erotica like Ulysses and schizo stuff like FinWake, this is mild

>> No.22625812

>>22625774
1. Old
2. Probably facetious. Very in character for the Irish and I don‘t think writers are good at not letting their real fetishes seep into their writing (I know I‘m not.)

>> No.22625859

>>22625774
>It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night.
stroke-worthy, dare I say, edge-worthy

>> No.22625871
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22625871

this is why I stick to pynchon threads

>> No.22626454

>>22625774
Umm.. joyce-sisters our response??

>> No.22626666

>>22625774
This is why Joyce is the thinking mans writer

>> No.22627148

based

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Based

>> No.22627245
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>>22625774
This is why I try to write well whenever - whatever I write. I want to ensure my literary legacy lives on in every single bit by me. Even in my sexting.

>> No.22627251

>>22625774
For a sickly old Irishman the dude was virile as hell and loved to fuck.

>> No.22627260

>>22627251
He had a bunch of kids, right? Apparently Joyce thought that if you didn't reproduce you were a failure of a human being.

>> No.22627313

>>22627260
He had two, but no matter how you argue it he's categorically right that if you don't reproduce you fail at life.

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>> No.22627338

>>22627329
>schizo calling out another schizo
kek

>> No.22628160

>>22627232
i thought it was an exaggeration or aberrance when i read the letters for the first time. this passage made it clear that that was not the case

>> No.22629619

>>22627245
Does this apply to to-do lists as well?

>> No.22630093

>>22625774
This is unironically funny
Lost it at “grunt and sigh and fart with lust”

>> No.22630123

>>22629619
Ya

>> No.22630526

>tfw Joyce's fart letters are better written than anything you will ever make