/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.22624279]

Normal book:
>johnny decided to go down to the basement to get the thing, but was surpised to find that it was no longer there, which both confused and distraught him. it had been there mere hours before. He went back up and asked janey if she had taken or moved it, to which she unwittingly replied etc etc
Fucking nerd /lit/ "book":
>Religion's pitilessness and intolerance of metaphysics and anesthetics leads us to the a-priori synthetis of the personage in the image of the devil being the organism with no organs, of which fundamentally man's capacity to hold two seperate viewpoints simultaniously collapses unto itself, for it is through epistimology and it alone that we can truly reveal our own ontology, however if one carefully places every idea in a straight line pointing in a single direction, we clearly arrive at the conclusion that ascetisism is nothing without a social dogma through which the corruption of the ornithological arts have manifested so greivously in our spirit

[Anonymous No.22624450]

>>22624279
Just admit you only read visual novels, I don't judge

[Anonymous No.22624465]

>>22624279
You struggled with To Kill a Mockingbird in high school, didn't you anon?

[Anonymous No.22624472]

Don't post Reimu ever again, nitwit. You don't deserve the privilege