/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.22528734]

would you lose the ability to read for one elf gf?

[Anonymous No.22528761]

>>22528734
You have to provide sauce?

[Anonymous No.22528788]

>>22528734
reading has done nothing but isolate and alienate me from others so yes

[Anonymous No.22529301]

>>22528734
Can I regain the ability to read, or am I cursed to never be able to read again?

[Anonymous No.22529334]

>>22528734
>at least 200 years old
>looks like literally out of this world
Yes? I get that books are cool, but there isn't anything else like that.

[Anonymous No.22529336]

>>22529301
it all looks like the letter r no matter what character it is

[Anonymous No.22529340]

>>22529336
It doesn't matter, there are screen readers, if you really feel like reading anything you can just make it read it for you.

[Anonymous No.22529347]

>>22528788
This. Fuck Russian literature. I just wanna chill under a palm tree and go swimming in the sea.

[Anonymous No.22529360]

>>22528734
is the elf gf a virgin?

[Anonymous No.22529405]

[Anonymous No.22529440]

When I was in college there was this one girl in my chemistry class and she was literally, not exaggerating, the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. She looked like an elf like she was too pretty to be a normal human. She came up and talked to me a couple of times after class and she was really nice and cool too. She seemed kind of mysterious and smart, and not a boring roastie bitch like most females.

[Anonymous No.22529450]

>>22528734
i would lose the ability to read and gain nothing

[Anonymous No.22529467]

>>22528734
Never, fuck women, it took me a lot to read at the level that I'm reading right now.

I had to read books about the trivium, read mortimer adler, learn how to learn, learn to use programs (you need to know how to read), and a lot of other things. Reading a good level took me a lot, and right now I'm learning how to read in english.

A fucking elf woman it's no enough, what I built is more valuable.

[Anonymous No.22529508]

>>22528734
For a gf no but yes for an elf bf

[Anonymous No.22529509]

>>22528734
If you get an elf gf and lose the ability to read can't you just get her tor read stuff to you?

[Anonymous No.22529544]

I was happy as a loner for the last six months, but today I dreamed i had a wife and child and it made me feel so weird. I guess those were just my repressed desires coming out. This shit is so pathetic i couldn't ever imagine admit it to anyone except strangers online

[Anonymous No.22529586]

The first pic I ever so of my ex gf was her wearing an elf costume for a halloween she spent at home during pandemic.
She looked gorgeus and almost angel-like. Little did I know, her family was a mess and she was too. I would give everything to get back the time I lost trying to help her loose the shit that her family loaded onto her back, only to find later that she was too drenched in it and had developed issues on herself.
I "lost" the ability to read for an elf gf. Not only that, but I also lost shape, health and friends.
I rather keep my books and my reinascence gay fit mindset than get back with a disastrous elf gf.

[Anonymous No.22529610]

>>22528734
i want to rape you and your entire fucking bloodline for this stupid thread.

[Anonymous No.22529742]

>>22529610
you will never receive an elf then

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[Anonymous No.22529924]

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[Anonymous No.22530154]

I would if I could become the elf gf.
The goal of reading is the search for beauty

[Anonymous No.22530209]

>>22529440
Was she dating a Chad? Fucking whore. Women who date Chads deserve rape.

[Anonymous No.22530254]

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[Anonymous No.22530289]

>>22530209
No and she dressed very tastefully and non-whoreishly.