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Give Gollum your best riddle /lit/

>> No.22506842

What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungee cord?

>> No.22506848

>>22506842
I'm not sure, what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

>> No.22506855

What's in OP's pocket?

>> No.22506857

>>22506848
my ass

>> No.22506862

>>22506767
The oedipus riddle

>> No.22506870

>>22506857
Ah, I see what you did there! That's a clever play on words.

>> No.22506878

>>22506767
How do you spell FAGGOT with only two letters?

>> No.22506884
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>>22506855
?

>> No.22506991

Why did the cute girl cross the road?
To get a far away from me as possible

>> No.22507019
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22507019

Who's his favorite philosopher?
Hard mode: no diogenes

>> No.22507042

I'm loud and obnoxious
I like music that rhymes
I'm a fraction of the population
But commit half the crimes
Who am I?

>> No.22507055

Riddle me, riddle me, randy ro.
My father gave me seeds to sow.
The cock crew,
The sky was blue:
The bells in heaven
Were striking eleven.
'Tis time for this poor soul
To go to heaven.

>> No.22507063

>>22506767
I am White, Red, and Yellow, and formerly part black.
Just one is fine, but ten will give you a heart attack.
Kids love me, adults do too.
Especially when I only cost $1 buck or $2!

>> No.22507171

What number am I thinking of?
Phone number

>> No.22507177

>>22507171
The suicide hotline?

>> No.22507387

>>22507042
A gypsy?

>> No.22507404
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>>22507177

>> No.22507480

>>22506767
What is a woman?

>> No.22507575

A man dressed in blue is sadness.
A man dressed in red is anger.
What is a man dressed in bondage gear with a chain around his neck attached to a jar of custard stuffed on his erect dick?
fucking disgusted

>> No.22507662

>>22507575
Safe to teach your children?

>> No.22507739

>>22506857
>>22506870
meds, samefag

>> No.22507741

>>22507019
Plato (the Ring of Gyges thought experiment is his favorite)

>> No.22507924

>>22507063
hamburger?

>> No.22509056

>>22506767
It puts the lotion on its skin,
Or it gets the hose again.

>> No.22509482

>>22506767
What has black skin, a big nose, thick red lips, and raps and says "yo" a lot
...?

>> No.22510011

>>22507924
Not a bad guess but no.

Extra line:
For kids I'm a meal, for adults I'm a snack.
Either way I'm addicting, just like [redacted]

>> No.22510438

How do you tell if a Chinese person has broken into your house?

>> No.22510490
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>>22506767
A challenge for the Riddler!
Tell me who I am, if you can,
And the precious ring I shall bestow on your hand.

I love basketball,
And music that rhymes,
I'm 14% of the population,
But commit half of the crimes!

>> No.22510617

>>22507042
Negros/Niggers?
If not it could be the black guys.

>> No.22510622

>>22510011
McDonalds

>> No.22510624

>>22510490
I'm torn between Jamal and Tyrone both their dads left them.

>> No.22510630

>>22506878
underrated

>> No.22510704

>>22510622
McDonalds def isn't $1 anymore, at least not where I live

>> No.22510728

>>22507171
>>22507177
Suicide? Everything is the same, you negro christoid. I die fulfilled and, on my toilet I am howling with laughter. Your decision to deride Nero is in poor taste. For it is the light of the heart that shows the path of life, not the darkness of the bible of lovehim Hahahahaha!

>> No.22510806

>>22506767
Why did the dead baby cross the road?

>> No.22510885

>>22506767
How many abortions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

>> No.22510888

How can it equal one? If one times one equals one that means that two is of no value because one times itself has no effect. One times one equals two because the square root of four is two, so what's the square root of two? Should be one, but we're told its two, and that cannot be.

>> No.22510889

>>22507019
Not exactly a philosopher but maybe Miyamoto Musashi?

>> No.22510922

>>22507019
Raymond Smullyan

>> No.22510947

>>22506767
Mary is a scientist who has never seen color, but knows everything about the physics and biology of color vision.
She lives in a black-and-white room and studies color through a black-and-white monitor.
One day, she leaves the room and sees color for the first time.
Does she learn anything new?

>> No.22510957

M E V O I C I S U L T A N
N U I T I S M E V O C A L
S I L I C E M O U V A N T
I O V E N T M U S I C A L
L E V O I C I M U S A N T
M O T I N C L U S A V I E
C E M O T I V A L I N S U
L A V O U S E M I N C I T
C U L T I V O N S A M I E
S I I L V A U T C E N O M
S O N V A L M U E T I C I

>> No.22510959

>>22510957
Title: Qui suis-je.

Hint:

S I N U L V I C E A M O T
V U I C I S L A M E T O N
N O M C E S T V I A L U I
V A I N C U T E L O M I S

>> No.22510976

>>22506767
How do I get a gf?

>> No.22511021

>>22506767
If firefighters fight fire,
and crimefighters fight crime.

What do freedomfighters fight?

>> No.22511024

>>22511021
Goyim in french translates to "nice people" (gentils). I'll let you figure out who are the bad guys.

>> No.22511026

>>22510947
Yes, the colours. She never knew the colours themselves.

>> No.22511028

>>22511024
But everybody has their own freedom fighters anon.

Normally all fighting the freedom of others.

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>>22507063
>Formerly part black

>> No.22512413

>>22511117
lmao, not what I was originally thinking of (pizza lunchables, part black = used to come with oreos), but that actually works better.

>> No.22512437

>>22506767
People who annoy you

>> No.22512462

>>22506857
Just watched this movie on youtube while working from home the other day. I remembered it being retarded, but somehow not as retarded as it actually was.

>> No.22512467

>>22510888
every time i've forgotten