/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.22490508]

/lit/ humor thread:

[Anonymous No.22490638]

I read Eragon when I was 13. Good times.

[Anonymous No.22490652]

[Anonymous No.22490661]

:D

[/lit luminary No.22490723]

[Anonymous No.22490724]

[Anonymous No.22490742]

>>22490723
> BAP lurks
> Pynchon browses
I'm never coming on this subreddit ever again

[Anonymous No.22490821]

>>22490723
>BAP lurks
Keep your birdapp e‐celeb off this board

[Anonymous No.22490850]

>>22490661
Retarded picture. I doubt whoever made this has even read any Russian lit and is just going by gut instinct
>Hmm Dosto was obviously a blackpilled NEET, everyone knows that
>Hmm Tolstoy had a beard
>Hmm Nabokov wrote Lolita so he was obviously a groomer
and so on

[Anonymous No.22490891]

[Anonymous No.22490905]

>>22490850
>t. autistic

[Anonymous No.22490911]

>>22490905
>t. sperg

[Anonymous No.22490912]

>>22490850
Also Chekhov as le blond yes guy is just cringe. Clearly made by a birdapp fag.

[Anonymous No.22490914]

>>22490850

[Anonymous No.22490916]

>>22490652
Incels have always existed. But why is that funny?

[Anonymous No.22490919]

>>22490508

[Anonymous No.22490926]

>>22490919
Again, very reductionist. Chekov didn't say that, a character he wrote said that. Chekov has written some of the most miserable short stories of all time

https://www.ibiblio.org/eldritch/ac/misery.htm

[Anonymous No.22490935]

[Anonymous No.22490970]

>>22490916
this is why

[Anonymous No.22490972]

>>22490638
It’s a horrible series. I read it when I was 12 and 15. Horrible.

[Anonymous No.22490984]

>>22490661
Been getting a kick out of the seethe this causes, retards on this board seem to not know what a caricature is. Especially enjoying the seethe caused by Chekhov who is probably the most subtle and clever one of the lot.

[Anonymous No.22490986]

>Been getting a kick out of the seethe this causes

[Anonymous No.22491008]

>>22490984
>this board seem to not know what a caricature is.
Sir those are generic wojaks

[Anonymous No.22491009]

>>22490926
You really are autistic, like off the spectrum.
>>22490986
How is that rent free? Who exactly is supposedly living rent free in my head when I laugh at the autism this causes? I don't think you know what the phrase means. Also, no individual made those, they were compiled from a thread back in the days when /lit/ knew how to have fun, most of them came from a draw you favorite author thread if memory serves.

[Anonymous No.22491023]

>>22491008
And they don't know what wojak is and his relation to board culture, only see a meme.

[Anonymous No.22491026]

>>22491009
what the fuck are you blabbering about you retard

[Anonymous No.22491030]

>>22490984
Chekhov only makes sense if it is the “yes.” part of the meme being referenced. He has a subtle nuanced writing and is the proto-Hemingway. As for him being a Chad, makes little sense. I don’t even know what Tolstoy is supposed to represent. Is Nabokov supposed to be cheeky? Don’t really get that one either. What’s the difference between Bunin and Turgenev besides the beard?

[Anonymous No.22491034]

>>22490912
What about it is cringe? I saw it as characterizing him as a chad, which he is.

[Anonymous No.22491035]

>>22491009
>like off the spectrum.
So I'm not autistic at all? Thanks for confirming, ESL.

[Anonymous No.22491040]

[Anonymous No.22491043]

>>22491030
Don't bother, you're putting more thought into that moronic "caricature" than whoever made it did

[Anonymous No.22491051]

[Anonymous No.22491147]

>>22490661
>>22490850
>>22490912
>is that... le CHEKHOV'S GUN?!?

[Anonymous No.22491151]

>>22490916
>Incels have always existed.
wrong

[Anonymous No.22491161]

>>22491034
it's not accurate

[Anonymous No.22491172]

>>22490508
@Barnes and Noble

[Anonymous No.22491242]

>>22491151
Pretty sure most DNA studies show that a sizeable percentage of men don't or haven't reproduced.

[Anonymous No.22491258]

>>22491242
Women should not choose who they fuck.

[Anonymous No.22491270]

Wowzy these are so funny!!!!

[Anonymous No.22491286]

>>22491258
I am going to go out on a limb here and say that you have no children.
They don't choose who they fuck. Their DNA chooses who they fuck.
It's not ideal to have lower tier males fucking any woman.

[Anonymous No.22491310]

[Anonymous No.22491339]

>>22491242
In that sense, according to you, incel just means virgin. Why then bother to use some new word that makes you sound like a retard?

[Anonymous No.22491345]

>>22491286
Women don't automatically go for "higher tier" males. What do you even mean by that term?

[Anonymous No.22491350]

>>22491286
Lower tier males fucking lower tier females. Lower tier females don't have any option left so they lower their standard.

Dude, do you even read Darwin? Do you understand how behavioral adaptation and sexual selection work?

[Anonymous No.22491352]

>>22490724
lold

[Anonymous No.22491354]

>>22491339
Because only a seething incel would sit around making a meme as shitty as that one. The seethe is oozing from it.
No man that gets laid could even.
And no, some virgins are that way voluntarily. The entire point is that an incel wants to fuck someone and can't. This leads to the seething and making of seething memes.
No VOLcel is making seething memes about women.
>>22491345
The result, whether you like it or not, is the answer.
Whoever women fuck or try to fuck are "high tier" and whoever they don't is "low tier".
Measuring these things in any sort of scientific or objective manner is beyond human capability.
The results speak for themselves whether you can understand it or not.

[Anonymous No.22491360]

[Anonymous No.22491361]

>>22491350
>read darwin
You mean that half evolved monkey, who with zero technological capability or knowledge of genetics figured out the whole thing?
kek

Lower tier females can also be fucked by the higher up man. In a society as existed before goyslop 7-8 out of 10 women were fuckable by even Chad because they were thin and reasonably fit.
Your one to one idea has no real evidence behind it. Low tier should not be fucking at all and upper tier women should be getting fucked by higher tier males as often as possible.

[Anonymous No.22491365]

Lo dejamos mejor para después. El camino, desalbinimigalrado por las compontaroyas conminasálibes descuantinizan esparciopétalomente sus alminigarres alvórices.

Es comprensible. El sentido de cuanto en el Universo habita es el Amor Supremo de Dios por toda su Creación. Por ello, cuando sentimos tristes; cuando pensamos en nuestras más terribles amarguras - los ojos enrojecidos de Anna Frank, o los últimos pensamientos de Artaud en Rodez - debemos hacer una llamada, sintiéndola profundamente en nuestros corazones. Es por el amor. Es porque cada pedazo de vitalidad que hay en nuestras células, está clamando por una paz interior que trascienda cualquier sufrimiento hacia la Pura Contemplación de la Redención.

En este punto se llega a una gran fusión con Lo Divino. Se nota cómo la Grandiosidad del Ser Supremo embriaga por un frondoso bosque de arriates fractales la distribución de los bienes necesarios para la supervivencia de Sus criaturas.

El amor que Dios nos da cada día se muestra en los pequeños detalles por los que vale la pena existir

[Anonymous No.22491372]

>>22491310
memes aside, what do people see in that brain damaged moron?

[Anonymous No.22491395]

>>22491361
>Evolved monkey
Nice strawman but Darwin didn't say human evolved from Monkey. Both Human, Monkey, Gorilla, Bonobo, Ape, etc came from the common ancestor named plesiadapis tricuspidens.

>Higher tier males should fuck higher tier females
>Higher tier females should fuck higher tier males
Oh I get it. You believe in eugenics. It wont work because your definitions about "higher tier males" and "higher tier females" come straight from your ass.

Natural selection doesn't work that way you nigger! Who do you think you are? A mother earth? Each male organism compete for the possession of female, and if self-proclaimed "superior male" thinks it's not fair that his crush is getting fucked hard by "inferior male," oh boy just cope and seethe! Hahaha!

[Anonymous No.22491425]

>>22491242
yeah most men were physically enslaved for large parts of history.

[Anonymous No.22491432]

>>22491354
>No VOLcel is making seething memes about women.
that doesn't follow. Anyone with a brain is going to make fun of women from time to time because, in the first world, at any rate, they are overprivileged, bipolar children.

[Anonymous No.22491461]

>>22491395
Please explain where the extra two chromosomes from the monkeys went and how.
Protip. You can't. Protip no one ever will.
Evolution is a lie and easily determined to be so if you use logic and math.
>my definitions
See here: >>22491354
I specifically state that only the results show one to be higher than the other and that no one is capable of knowing.
Try reading you seething faggot incel with no kids.

[Anonymous No.22491462]

>>22490508
the sad thing is the later Harry Potter books and all of the Eragon books have more thematic complexity and even more vocab than the vast majority of current books on the NYT bestseller list.

[Anonymous No.22491465]

>>22491432
>make fun of women
>spend time alone in your room making seething memes
Not the same chud. Nice try.

[Anonymous No.22491475]

>>22491465
You forgot the vocative comma. Try again.

[Anonymous No.22491577]

>>22490935
characteristically wrong from start to finish, down to the last green line, Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception is a fine piece of young adult literature in its own right

[Anonymous No.22491642]

>>22491475
>grammar is run by English teacher's at the public school I attended.
I made no pause whatsoever.
Be sure and follow the "rules". You'll go far.

[Anonymous No.22491650]

>>22491242
They show that about 80% of men reproduce (rest presumably dieded), but in some events most men in a village were killed by others

[Anonymous No.22491656]

>>22491642
>one hour later . . .
>teacher's
You just keep losing, don't you?

[Anonymous No.22491658]

>>22491650
It's 40%

[Anonymous No.22491676]

>>22491658
Depends on how far back you go. In the past 10000 or so years it's 60-80% and modern average is 80%. From the various tribes we obseve, we see very few incels (in fact we see more dying before reproducing)

[Anonymous No.22491719]

>>22491658
imagine taking this incel blackpill demoralization at face value for NINE years.

[Anonymous No.22491827]

>>22491372
The "people" you're referring to are young men who feel castrated and what they see is hypermasculinity
Alternatively indians, and no human knows what they see

[Anonymous No.22491849]

>>22491719
How is it demoralizing? It means men are awesome and explains why women are so boring. It's uplifting.

[Anonymous No.22493180]

[Anonymous No.22493189]

>>22493180
Perfectly logical and normal. Shelf posting instawhores will disagree

[Anonymous No.22493202]

>>22491849
>>22491719
>>22491658
>>22491650
So can I get kosher pussy or not bros? I'm 6'1 and white but not handsome or rich. Also do u have to convert to Judaism to marry one?

[Anonymous No.22493210]

>>22491354
Incel is a retarded word because all celibacy is voluntary. It's part of the meaning. "Volcel" is just a regular celibate. Sexless and celibate are different things.

[Anonymous No.22493258]

>>22490508
that's what you deserver for using a battery powered chink amp instead of a real tube one
the bitch even got the extension only to use it as a fucking piece of furniture

[Anonymous No.22493275]

>>22490723
wait, horia belcea is MNMDR, BAP, and costin alamariu?
every single book by those authors is badly written, and every single one of them was shilled here

[Anonymous No.22493278]

>>22491360
This is funny

[Anonymous No.22493280]

>>22493189
Middlesex is like 350 pages though

[Anonymous No.22493396]

>>22491372
He had some fans, but then the media used his dumbass to discredit trad values, so you end up hearing that he's some kind of Messiah for incels when he's just your average youtube grifter.

[Anonymous No.22493399]

>>22493189
>logical and normal
Wouldn't the half-book end up falling apart?

[Anonymous No.22493417]

>>22491051
Damn, reading Kant cures balding

[Anonymous No.22493472]

>>22491030
>>22490850
my guess is it contrasts tolstoy's later moralfaggotry (the old wojak) to his ealier more realist approach (the young wojak in the cage)

[Anonymous No.22493507]

>>22493399
Those are all gluebound paperbacks. They will hold as long as the glue holds.

[Anonymous No.22493664]

>>22493399
Yes, the pages will start falling out from where it was separated.

[Anonymous No.22493672]

>>22490508

[Anonymous No.22493681]

[Anonymous No.22493741]

>>22493681
kys

[Anonymous No.22493846]

>>22491372
My guess is that most of his fans are child of single mothers seeking for a surrogate father figure.

[Anonymous No.22493859]

>>22490508

[Anonymous No.22494024]

>>22491372
Have you ever watched the episode of Boondocks where the guy can't keep his wife in line so they have to invite a pimp in to teach him how to?

Basically, Western men have become effeminate simps. They let their wives and daughters dress like whores. They have sex before marriage. They use contraception. They've made disciplining your wife physically a crime. Almost half of their marriages fail. They've allowed their women to work, vote, and even be leaders in politics and business. And they believe in the illusion of sex equality.

Modern western society since about the 1960s is the first ever example of a civilised matriarchal society. There have been quasi-matriarchal societies before among the savages, but not among civilised people.

Western man has retained his notions of chivalry and honourable masculine conduct towards women but has abandoned all expectations of feminine virtue.

The negative social effects of this are becoming more and more apparent. So Western men (especially young men, whose female counterparts are the most polluted of all), have turned to idiotic ideologies like Tateism which purport to address the issue. We've invited a literal pimp to become our mentor just like in the Boondocks episode because we can't keep our women in line.

The thing is, Tateism isn't actually anti-feminist. Tate only teaches a method whereby men can enjoy the fruits of the sexual revolution, he doesn't actually deny its precepts. The lifestyle he advocates for is one of maximum consumerism and sexual libertinism. He is happy to live in a feminist society so long as he and his buddies get to enjoy the candies it dishes out.

Tateism therefore represents a false patriarchy, whose precepts actually uphold the matriarchal system we are living in. It is the same ghetto philosophy that has destroyed the patriarchal family structure amongst the blacks.

It is sad because the demand was there for a true pushback against feminism, but all we got was this. In the end it will lead to further societal disintegration.

[Anonymous No.22494860]

[Anonymous No.22494950]

>>22490723
I dont understand almost any of this lol

[Anonymous No.22494977]

>>22494950
Same, desu.

[Anonymous No.22495323]

>>22493664
Now there's an author you can trust.

[Anonymous No.22495333]

>>22491462
>later Harry Potter books
Sure, they are genuinely good.

>and all of the Eragon books
Weren't they written by a teenage nepobaby?

[Anonymous No.22496487]

>>22493664
topkek
Although tbqh, the last/third guy seems like literally me.

[Anonymous No.22496496]

>>22494024
Unfortunately, I can't see a real way out of this matriarchal society that doesn't involve all men voluntarily becoming monks and giving up their desire for pussy, which is never gonna happen. You can blame women all you want, but it was us men that allowed them to get to this point.

[Anonymous No.22496525]

>>22490935
>unpaid for
every time

[Anonymous No.22496533]

>>22490652
Alright damn it, I'll become a buddhist.

[Anonymous No.22496809]

>>22491310
>>22493859
funniest shit ever.

[Anonymous No.22497063]

>>22494024
Based and well said

[Anonymous No.22497071]

>>22490724
Took me way too long to notice.

[Anonymous No.22497118]

>>22494024
Great comment, the last two lines are tingly.

[Anonymous No.22497179]

>>22491051
Classic /lit/
>>22490661
Post-2015 /lit/

[Anonymous No.22497285]

[Anonymous No.22497293]

>>22497285
The realisation was slow and creeping but this was pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.22497554]

>>22494860
shittest George Carlin joke turned into a shitter web comic, though it's possible that hack also had stolen it

[Anonymous No.22497564]

>>22491372
100% of his fans are incel brownoids living in western countries

[Anonymous No.22497605]

>>22490652
>make women this way
>then shit on them for being this way

[Anonymous No.22497623]

>>22491372
I know several guys into him and they're all 25 and younger, still living with their parents, and not white. They don't have anything in their sights besides getting pussy and buying real estate and retiring at 35. They think he has the answers. Honestly, I have no problem with them and how they think, even if those goals personally bore me.

[Anonymous No.22497650]

This one always fucking gets me

[Anonymous No.22497673]

>>22497554
that's not the shittiest George Carlin joke, this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTNi48f567E

[Anonymous No.22497683]

>>22496533
>>22497605
In a conversation with Kassappa, great Buddhist monk Bakulla says that in 80 years he has not only not had sex, he has not even entertained thoughts of women, or seen them, or spoken to them.

In a conversation with Kassappa, great Buddhist monk Bakulla says that in 80 years he has not only not had sex, he has not even entertained thoughts of women, or seen them, or spoken to them.

In one conversation, the Buddha states, “Of all the scents that can enslave, none is more lethal than that of a woman. Of all the tastes that can enslave, none is more lethal than that of a woman. Of all the voices that can enslave, none is more lethal than that of a woman. Of all the caresses that can enslave, none is more lethal than that of a woman.”

Great Buddhist monk Sangamaji left his wife and son to become a monk. One day, his wife and son come to him and beg him to come back but he does not respond, and shows no sign of husbandly or fatherly instincts and so is praised by Buddha of achieving true detachment and enlightenment. A true monk, for whom “female sexuality is like the flapping wings of a gnat before a mountain” is a vira (hero).

[Anonymous No.22498310]

>>22497683
Doesn't buddhism have a pedophilia problem?

[Anonymous No.22498383]

>>22498310
So does the Church. If you're going to judge entire belief systems based on the actions of outliers, you may as well just throw out everything.

[Anonymous No.22499069]

>>22490972
it truly is. even as a kid I recognized how bad it was. The fact that a legitimate publisher would print something so bad was a huge blow to my faith in the adult world

[Anonymous No.22499675]

>>22490508

[Anonymous No.22499816]

>>22493859
I'm looking for this meme but in rainbow colors and looks like something a basic bitch would have on her front lawn or as a bumper sticker, other than the content, of course.

[Anonymous No.22499823]

>>22497293
This debate was probably the high point of /lit/. It was all downhill from there.

[Anonymous No.22499829]

>>22497605
The Buddha isn’t a creator god. It is a bit more complicated than that.

[Anonymous No.22499839]

>>22490905

We're all autistic here, anon, don't load the hunter.

[Anonymous No.22499849]

>>22491051
kek

[Anonymous No.22499853]

>>22494024

This is more or less correct, even if it's a summary of a sentiment that's been floating around reactionary circles for decades, if not longer.

>>22496496

What did the Proto-Indo-Europeans do to the matrifocal societies of Old Europe? Did they withdraw from the gene pool? Or did they do what worthy men have always done?

[Anonymous No.22499891]

>>22499853
>No women in Master & Commander
Oh son. You know nothing about the navy.

[Anonymous No.22499898]

>>22490926
Misery ends with the coachman finding his xanadu when he's alone with his horse, demonstrating that misery and the uncaring nature of society is useless to fret over because pets exist :) its actually a really sweet story aside from the guys son dying

[Anonymous No.22499903]

[Anonymous No.22500001]

>>22491676
nope, the studies all show from the tribes that while the hunting party is away the tall handsome chad of the tribe sneaks to all the womens huts and drops a thick creamy load in their stink holes.

[Anonymous No.22500012]

>>22500001
How does Chad expect to make babies in bottoms?

[Anonymous No.22500084]

[Anonymous No.22500667]

>>22491827
>>22493396
>>22493846
>>22494024
>>22497564
>>22497623
What a bunch of cucks with no ability to look past the surface, despite being on a literature board and discussing classics. Tate essentially spoke of the perfect being in flesh. To achieve without stopping, to cast off any hindrance provided for by the brain. Go and get. I will forever have respect for the Tate brothers and will employ their philosophy wherever applicable. You, cuckolds, may continue the seethe. I shall take advice from success.

[Anonymous No.22500682]

>>22500667
Wisest poster on 4chan. An example to us all.

[Anonymous No.22501047]

>>22500682
If you're going to samefag can you at least try to hide it? This is embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.22501061]

>>22491051
literally me d esu

[Anonymous No.22501124]

>>22491372
He's just a knockoff Alcibiades.

[Anonymous No.22501722]

fresh off the presses

[Anonymous No.22501725]

[Anonymous No.22501750]

>>22501725
Hahahah, it just makes you wonder how on earth would he have known there are no security cameras there :P

[Anonymous No.22501763]

>>22501722
so it's not just women who do this?

[Anonymous No.22502905]

>>22497673
how dare you, that's pretty good

[Anonymous No.22502964]

>>22491658
I think this is because men are not trusted to help raise children before they hit their mid to late 20s (essentially when their aggression and impulsive behavior has peaked), and during times of war and famine many men die before they hit "reproducing age." Women, on the other hand, during plentiful times generally delay having children since it is more work and not necessarily beneficial to them, but during times of hardship more children=more workers=more family wealth, so they are enjoined to have as many kids as possible starting from a young age, usually by whatever man is available.

>>22493202
As this anon points out, in orthodox religious communities, almost every male reproduces and usually in great quantities. Though its not as ideal as you'd think...Most adults discover that there is more to life than having children.

[Anonymous No.22503182]

>>22499853
Someone make a list of anti-Bechdel works

[Anonymous No.22503183]

>>22502964
>Most adults discover that there is more to life than having children.
I'm 26 and worry that before too long I'll just outright neglect my duty to multiply because life has so much fun shit to go out and do.

[Anonymous No.22503280]

>>22490723
BAP don't lurk

[Anonymous No.22503304]

>>22493664
Does anyone know where the first one is from? It looks interesting. Also yes I understand the irony in asking for a source on a meme about providing no sources

[Anonymous No.22503359]

>>22501725
That dude wasn't in the wrong at all

[Anonymous No.22503662]

>>22491365
De donde es esto?

[Anonymous No.22503743]

>>22490891
This made me laugh like a retard and i was thinking about killing myself seconds ago.

[Anonymous No.22503748]

>>22491258
Thats why i raped her.

[Anonymous No.22503756]

>>22491354
>Whoever women fuck or try to fuck are "high tier" and whoever they don't is "low tier".
This is absolutely fucking retarded,if you knew me you would know im far from high tier yet i did and can have sex.
I just look kinda good or at least not too bad and thats all it took for some women to show interest in me,im pretty sure anyone who meets enough women will eventually have one showing interest in him.

[Anonymous No.22503767]

[Anonymous No.22503769]

[Anonymous No.22503785]

>>22503769
Is the funny part that it's not actually books they're burning?

[Anonymous No.22503799]

>>22503769
hope they burn librarians next.

[Anonymous No.22503810]

>>22501725
the fuck would she say to them? anon asked me three questions, arrest him.

[Anonymous No.22503892]

>>22503810
I think the general idea is that most people hear the word "police" and bail. OP's response probably scared the shit out of her, which makes the situation even more funny.

[Anonymous No.22503909]

>>22503769
>(((History))) "books"

[Anonymous No.22503920]

>>22503909
Fahrenheit 451 isn't a history book.

[Anonymous No.22503937]

>>22490970
Explain this "women are buddhists" meme, this is completely esoteric

[Anonymous No.22503943]

>>22491365
El muchacho de los ojos tristes
Vive solo y necesita amor
Como el aire necesita verme
Como el sol lo necesito yo
El muchacho de los ojos tristes
Ha encontrado al fin una razón
Para hacer que su mirada ría
Con mis besos y mi gran amor

[Anonymous No.22503961]

>>22494024
No his name is A Pimp Named Slickback, like A Tribe Called Quest

[Anonymous No.22503973]

>>22503767
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.22503978]

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC187548/#:~:text=Humans%20have%2046%20chromosomes%2C%20whereas,(Yunis%20and%20Prakash%201982).

[Anonymous No.22503979]

>>22503978
>>22491461

[Anonymous No.22504093]

>>22503937
Hedonic drug-addled bimbos are impressed by shallow aesthetics of le exotic Eastern ideas, which I refrain from calling Religions in this context for without engaging in actual practice and tradition it is not religious at all.

[Anonymous No.22504105]

>>22501722
Kek this is mine. Nice to see it here.

[Anonymous No.22504117]

>>22491658
The person who is tricked into accepting things like this at face vale needs Christ badly. Most of this is not even poorly sourced and explained empirical fact, it is bitter incel philosophical positions making a mountain of a molehill.

We were created for one purpose, to love God. God has placed love in our heart, but we have loved all the wrong things. The things of this world we can always love. The things of God can never be taken from us. The wise man seeks what he can never lose.

Too late have I loved you, O Beauty so ancient, O Beauty so new.
Too late have I loved you! You were within me but I was outside myself, and there I sought you!
In my weakness, I ran after the beauty of the things you have made.
You were with me, and I was not with you.
The things you have made kept me from you – the things which would have no being unless they existed in you!
You have called, you have cried, and you have pierced my deafness.
You have radiated forth, you have shined out brightly, and you have dispelled my blindness.
You have sent forth your fragrance, and I have breathed it in, and I long for you.
I have tasted you, and I hunger and thirst for you.
You have touched me, and I ardently desire your peace.

You have made us for yourself, O Lord, and our heart is restless until it rests in you

>Thus the blessed Bartholomew asserts that the divine science is both vast and minute, and that the Gospel is great and broad, yet concise and short; signifying by this, that the beneficent Cause of all is most eloquent, yet utters few words, or rather is altogether silent, as having neither (human) speech nor (human) understanding, because it is super-essentially exalted above created things, and reveals itself in Its naked Truth to those alone who pass beyond all that is pure or impure, and ascend above the topmost altitudes of holy things, and who, leaving behind them all divine light and sound and heavenly utterances, plunge into the Darkness where truly dwells, as the Oracles declare, that ONE who is beyond all.

[Anonymous No.22504127]

>>22490723
Someone make a video and explain this all for newfags like me. What's the evidence behind Pychon browsing? I've checked the archives but can't find anything.

[Anonymous No.22504129]

>>22503937
Have you never come across chicks who are into astrology and new age """buddhism"""?

[Anonymous No.22504138]

>>22504129
Absolutely not, but I wish I could find a star autist gf

[Anonymous No.22504291]

>>22490850
You're right, but jokes are funny because they appeal to gut instinct - and if the subject is intellectual, you get to "feel" smart

[Anonymous No.22504304]

>>22490935
Based Artemis Fowl appreciator

[Anonymous No.22504320]

>>22504127
Someone made posts years ago that had some semblance to Pynchon's lingo. People just speculated it was the man himself shitposting.

[Anonymous No.22504387]

>>22494024
Well said.

[Anonymous No.22504613]

>>22503182
Start with Dickens. The best example is probably Pickwick Papers. Nicholas Nickleby is a good second. Oliver Twist less so, but with a twist that Dickens overtly states a point along this line regarding the wife of one of Fagin's henchmen. The specific philosophical point that he makes about her tends to confirm that his entire catalog of works is likely solid in this respect. He is not a pretender that will slip.

[Anonymous No.22504642]

>>22493180
only acceptable if you cut them with a butter knife

[Anonymous No.22504686]

>>22504642
I had a gluebound paperback that was already falling apart. I tore sections out of it to read on my daily bus commute. I just tossed the sections in the trash as I completed them. There was no knife required. They come right apart.

[Anonymous No.22504728]

>>22503973
..Look up how Plato died, illiter-anon.

[Anonymous No.22504734]

>>22490723

[Anonymous No.22504736]

>>22504728
It was Socrates my dude

[Anonymous No.22504746]

>>22504736
Jesus Christ, you really are retarded lol

[Anonymous No.22504775]

Obligatory reading for Kantfags who think they now know how to argue

[Anonymous No.22504787]

>>22504734
>itoddler calling anything based

[Anonymous No.22504957]

>>22504787
t. Seething pajeetdroid/poodroid using neet who can't even put together a few hundred dollars to buy a high-quality mobile computing device.

[Anonymous No.22504961]

>>22504728
According to Tertullian he dies in his sleep

[Anonymous No.22504999]

>>22503973
Anon was corrupting the youth.

[Anonymous No.22505058]

>>22490508
>>22490638
>>22490972
>>22499069
If any of you guys remember what the Harry Potter or Eragon books were like, would you say it's impressive for a 9 year old to finish The Deathly Hallows or a 12 year old to finish Inheritance without any difficulty? I'm trying to gauge how bright I was as a child.

(And yes, the Eragon series was complete dogshit and I feel horrified that my parents let me enjoy that shit in hindsight)

[Anonymous No.22505064]

>>22504957
I have a fucking desktop you poorfag. Phoneposters belong on instagram or wherever it is normalfags like you go

[Anonymous No.22505067]

>>22490723

[Anonymous No.22505071]

>>22505064
>get out of my secret club reeeeeee!
Kys faggot

[Anonymous No.22505098]

>>22504957
radiation really doing wonders to your brain

[Anonymous No.22505145]

>>22490935
>400 level community college class
Is this part of the joke

[Anonymous No.22505160]

>>22493664
>i was there. Reincarnation

[Anonymous No.22505196]

>>22505064
Care to show your desktop, please?

[Anonymous No.22505211]

>>22505196
Oh god, you again. What is it with you and desktops anyway?

[Anonymous No.22505244]

>>22505211
You see I'm a migrant from /g, so the itch for /bst threads remains strong

[Anonymous No.22505264]

>>22504138
In most cases, they are horrible, horrible people.

[Anonymous No.22505288]

>>22505264
Any proof to provide credence to your assertion?

[Anonymous No.22505293]

>>22505288
My rising ascendant told me to trust my intuition on this one.

[Anonymous No.22505326]

>>22505264
wait you said astrology not astronomy my bad

[Anonymous No.22505372]

>>22505293

[I'm Still Heer No.22505380]

I'm Sir Dunkin Crumb's (fitzroy) Pa

[Anonymous No.22505388]

>>22505380

[Anonymous No.22505477]

>>22504613
Dickens is essentially a woman though

[Anonymous No.22505481]

>>22490723
Hi BAP I love you

[Anonymous No.22505491]

>>22505058
>would you say it's impressive for a 9 year old to finish The Deathly Hallows or a 12 year old to finish Inheritance without any difficulty?
Those books were published to stunt 8 year olds, so no. It still doesn’t mean you weren’t bright.

[Anonymous No.22505496]

>>22491023
>>wojak and his relation to board culture
>wojak and his relation to board culture
>board culture
>wojak
>>wojak and his relation to board culture

>wojak
>board culture
>wojak and his relation to board culture
>board culture
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>>wojak and his relation to board culture
>wojak and his relation to board culture
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>>wojak and his relation to board culture

>wojak
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>wojak and his relation to board culture
>board culture
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>>wojak and his relation to board culture

[Anonymous No.22505510]

>>22505496
Are you okay

[Anonymous No.22505512]

>>22505491
I'm asking from a pure 'reading age' perspective. I agree that they are not good for children's development.

[Anonymous No.22505513]

>>22503769
>F451 is on the nose
yeah, all dystopian literature is on the nose. That's why they're babby's first books. As if 1984 is any better in that respect

[Anonymous No.22505516]

>>22505512
How are they not good for childrens development

[Anonymous No.22505521]

>>22491051
I'm doing a pose like this, am physically fit though. I don't imagine myself as some sort of erudite scholar, I'm a fuckin construction worker lmao. Cut me some slack bro.

[Anonymous No.22505530]

>>22505516
I'm not going to bother going into any moral dissections; they're simply of a poor literary quality. Children's brains are like sponges and reading pulp is a waste of this potential, especially for the more intelligent ones.

[Anonymous No.22505535]

>>22491365

To be grateful to the Almighty for the most simple things in life is a divine increase in happiness, given freely from the source out of perfect grace.

[Anonymous No.22505641]

>>22505512
From a reading age perspective, it looks average. Who knows what you could’ve read, though.

[Anonymous No.22505674]

>>22505641
Weird, I see redditors say that stuff is too hard for 14 year olds.

[Anonymous No.22506346]

>>22505674
You know what else is hard for 14 year olds?

[Anonymous No.22506409]

>>22494024
>They have sex before marriage

Stopped reading there, any person who shames people for having sex before marriage is clearly either a cock sucker to religion doctrine, a incel, or all of these things, even worse since you're clearly a hard misognist so theirs no way you have a wife. If you're any of these, you clearly shouldn't have any input on women at all. Since you're just a delusional biased bastard that could only see woman through whatever lens you were dealt with in life. You either hated women from just bad luck, from being too much of a pussy to talk girls so you make up stupid cope to live on, or need religion to answer everything in your life since you have zero sense of control. Fuck off this board you pathetic worm, grow a fucking spine. Anything that could be deemed valid isn't because you clearly went off the tracks and crashed into pretentious retardation

[Anonymous No.22506457]

>>22506409
seethe harder, roastie

[Anonymous No.22506462]

>>22506409
This seething is surely representative of a struck nerve. Havers of premarital sex deserve the death penalty btw.

[Anonymous No.22506471]

>>22506462
>Havers of premarital sex
The fact that the word 'fornicator' has fallen out of common usage just shows how ignorant society is of sin

[Anonymous No.22506517]

>>22506457
Wow, nice shitty fanfiction. It totally doesn't fall flat if a couple doesn't care or care much at all, that their partner had fornification or had it a lot before they were officially together. If each member of the couple can fully realize and decide they only want to sleep with only their partner, despite them having sexual relationships in the past, that means they choose their partner over many others. Oh wait, that's what a relationship is! Wow, fake Socrates seems like a dumbass for talking so much when he talks like someone whose never been in a relationship

[Anonymous No.22506533]

>>22493664

[Anonymous No.22506560]

>>22506517
>t. Proud cuckhold

[Anonymous No.22506591]

>>22506560
>smirking and laughing as my fat round hands are almost done talking
>As I type my last words famous person, I use the strongest two words in the human language loser cuck
>My fictional debate with me as the famous Socrates is finally complete, the highlight of my entire life
>Because John Green dared having a different opinion than me

[Anonymous No.22506609]

>>22506591
Yes.

[Anonymous No.22506621]

>>22505067
Heckin basederino

[Anonymous No.22506638]

>>22506591
Beats being a cuckold

[Anonymous No.22506642]

>>22506346
Your dick?

[Anonymous No.22506656]

>>22505477
Try reading the books instead of watching the cinematic renditions.

[Anonymous No.22506664]

>>22506638
He's a christian you fucking retard, theirs zero basis of him ever being a cuck. Keep being mad, you loser psycho.Who thinks having sex with someone who's not a virgin makes them a cuck.

[Anonymous No.22506676]

>>22506664
>theirs
Learn to spell
>Who thinks having sex with someone who's not a virgin makes them a cuck.
Of course. The roastie only thinks in terms of sex. It's not having sex with a slut which makes him a cuck, it's marrying a slut.

[Anonymous No.22506696]

>>22506642
No you sick fuck

[Anonymous No.22506815]

>>22506457
I hope to see more like this, this is something that was often done in the Renaissance as well.

[Anonymous No.22506819]

>>22506815
Any examples from the Renaissance?

[Anonymous No.22506851]

>>22506819
I must apologize as I only heard about it in The Great Courses series on the Renaissance which I no longer have access to.
https://www.thegreatcourses.com/courses/renaissance-the-transformation-of-the-west
I believe it was in lecture 3.
It described how writers during the Renaissance would often write themselves having dialogues with Greek and Roman figures. I never looked further into it, but the concept fascinated me and seeing it here has reminded me to look for an actual example of it from the era. Again, sorry I cannot provide you with one.

[Anonymous No.22506863]

>>22506696
>Noooo.. having sex with minors is bad
Retard, you need go back to plebbit.

[Anonymous No.22506900]

>>22506851
Oscar Wilde once wrote a socratic dialogue
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Decay_of_Lying

[Anonymous No.22506905]

>>22506900
Not him, but Oscar's fame is a travesty. His mother was the writer of the family.

[Anonymous No.22506967]

>>22506863
Im gonna fuck you so you know how the minors feel

[Anonymous No.22506990]

>>22506409
Roastie or cuck, which is it?

[Anonymous No.22507021]

>>22506990
You have a poem in you, don't you?
>Roastie or cuck?
>What be thy name?
>Corroded interlude
>Dichotomy of shame

[Anonymous No.22507046]

>>22506517
>still can’t answer what makes fornication different from adultery

[Anonymous No.22507053]

>>22493180
It's quite silly to do this with Infinite Jest, given the constant notations

[Anonymous No.22507061]

>>22490972
>>22499069
It's been a while since I've read them. What's so bad about them? I mostly just remember the ending being total ass.

[Anonymous No.22507079]

>>22506409
Taste buckshot, roastoid. Make sure to aim for the brain stem so you don't accidentally survive and continue to spill your filth on the earth anymore.

[Anonymous No.22507087]

>>22503769
I think Fahrenheit 451's greatest prediction was the "seashells" everyone wears 24/7 and the constant connection to bot-infested social media. All we need now is to hook up some Boston Dynamics dogs with scent-detectors and tranquilizer needle teeth

[Anonymous No.22507089]

>>22504117

[Anonymous No.22507091]

>>22503304
Random guess, but my gut says Ellul.

[Anonymous No.22507111]

>>22506457
>>22507046
NTA and number of partners does matter but for the sake of argument, by entering a relationship/marriage with someone you are both signing an emotional and possible legal pact of exclusivity with each other. Engaging in fornication with another person afterward violates the pact while previous instances of fornication do not because they occurred before the pact was signed. You trust your partner not to violate the pact by fornicating with other people henceforth.

[Anonymous No.22507122]

>>22503937
White chicks being into buddhism is a popular meme and not some esoteric knowledge

[Anonymous No.22507135]

>>22494024
Based.

[Anonymous No.22507164]

>>22494024
Saved and truthpilled

[Anonymous No.22507234]

>>22494024
>Western man has retained his notions of chivalry and honourable masculine conduct towards women but has abandoned all expectations of feminine virtue.

No. They have not. Men fell before women. Mass media, computer games and childish indulgences ruined men. As Always, weak men precede any terrible change to society.

[Anonymous No.22507364]

>>22506517
>cuckold

[Anonymous No.22507366]

>>22507046
the emotional relationship you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.22507370]

>>22490508
Retards really do just single in on posts that have a lot of (you)’s, huh? Really indicative of the shittiness of this board as bait posts and radical stances draw all the attention

[Anonymous No.22507405]

>>22491009
butthurt alert LOL

[Anonymous No.22507407]

>>22493180
that's rather baste I'm not going to ngl to you

[Anonymous No.22507599]

>>22497285
Got me

[Anonymous No.22507656]

>>22503937
white women think doing yoga and smelling scented candles makes them enlightened buddhist monks

[Anonymous No.22507707]

>>22506457
Hey, Vacuous Hypothetical is my girlfriend's name.

[Anonymous No.22507719]

>>22506457
>were you the first person your wife has slept with?
>no I was the 48th

I don‘t know if I‘ve ever really noticed how funny it is that he jumps to that particular number. Like, single digits are still the norm for fairly liberal women who have had a few boyfriends and a few mistakes lmao.

[Anonymous No.22507732]

>>22507719
>he believes women when they tell their bodycounts

[Anonymous No.22507758]

>>22507732
I was hoping I didn‘t need to inb4 some coombrain who thinks they function like you would if you were one of them

[Anonymous No.22507908]

>>22491372
fatherless thirdies who think the end goal of life is having a fast car and expensive clothes

[Anonymous No.22508049]

>>22507111
like socrates-anon says in that pic, if the only issue was that the act of adultery violated a clause in an emotional compact, and there were no other aspects which distinguished it from fornication, than why include that clause in the first place? Why create a law if it has no other purpose but to exist? there must then either be a deeper, more substantial difference between fornication and adultery, or there is none and they are synomounous with one another.

[Anonymous No.22508142]

>>22506591
NTA you were replying to but holy shit you're mad lol

[Anonymous No.22508202]

>>22503973
>>22504961
Alright, I give up. My joke was making a reference to the fact that a lot of people confuse Plato with Socrates. I thought this, being a humor thread, would be understood, especially due to the fact that the image in question explicitly says "Socrates".
Socrates was sentenced to death via drinking a cup of poison hemlock.

[Anonymous No.22508318]

>>22508202
Not either of them, but there are always shitposters and legitimate retards that muddy this particular issue. That is not good joke material for this forum because the well is poisoned.

[Anonymous No.22508373]

>>22503769

That looks kind of fun, really. Drink some Bud, er, Coors, watch a fire, the books they're burning are all shite anyway. Would attend.

[Anonymous No.22509253]

>>22507366
Ok but WHY don’t you want your wife to get fucked by someone else?

[Anonymous No.22509271]

>>22509253
Because of the emotional relationship, like I just said?

[Anonymous No.22509283]

>>22503304
>>22507091
Yeah it's Ellul's Technological Society. I went and checked my copy and it's in the back of his citation list.

[Anonymous No.22509470]

>>22505496
>All post and no play, makes anon a dull boy
>All post and no play, makes anon a dull boy
>All post and no play, makes anon a dull boy
>All post and no play, makes anon a dull boy
>All post and no play, makes anon a dull boy

[Anonymous No.22509479]

>>22490638
I posted to the anti-shurtgal forums a lot. Hating Eragon was based.

[Anonymous No.22509504]

>Reading Live and Let Die by Ian Fleming
>At the part where bond comes face to face with Mr. Big in his office with the two negroes
>"It's time we talk about your Bond Burger Mr. Bond." said Mr. Big
>I look away to fix my reading light
>look back
>That line is gone

Spooky

[Anonymous No.22509769]

>>22503769
I notice how liberals making F451 comparisons never bother examining the actual society of the book and figuring out who it most closely resembles. Because it isn't fundamentalist christians.

[Anonymous No.22509770]

>>22509271
You wouldn't mind if she let 500 dudes rail her the day before she got with you?

[Anonymous No.22509792]

>>22490638
I read it in 5th grade and even then I thought it was bad

[Anonymous No.22509947]

>>22509271
That doesn’t explain why. What kind of ridiculous thought-process is this? Why does the “emotional relationship” make you dislike her having sex with someone else. “Emotional relationship” is itself pretty vague. If you have a good male friend, then you probably have a somewhat emotional relationship, so are you mad when your friend fucks his wife? Sometimes I forgot how much of an NPC people are.

[Anonymous No.22509957]

>>22509947
thought process*

[Anonymous No.22510135]

>>22509947
It's not ridiculous. He is buried beneath a great mass of social pressure to believe how he does. Most people conform to norms in order to avoid conflict. Even reasonable people will do this under enough pressure. He likely assumes that there is a legitimate rationale behind the doctrine, and he has likely never thought it through.

[Anonymous No.22510149]

>>22503743
kek

[Anonymous No.22510155]

>>22510135
huh?

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>>22497554
>shittest George Carlin joke turned into a shitter web comic
The fact that it's basically Porky Pig's head makes it disquieting.

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>>22510135
>>22509947
I can't tell if this is genuine or elaborate shitposting

[Anonymous No.22510271]

[Anonymous No.22510273]

>>22494860
Chekov's noose in the corner there.

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[Anonymous No.22510372]

>>22510286
bros does this work

[Anonymous No.22510380]

>>22510372
Only if you are the right guy. The wrong guy goes to jail.

[Anonymous No.22510464]

>>22510230
I've never seen a continuance of this.

[Anonymous No.22510476]

>>22510268
It's geniune shitposting

[Anonymous No.22510564]

>>22510178
What is /lit/'s consensus on the French Revolution? The chaos and the following Terror were obviously bad but what was the alternative? Continue to starve because of the incompetent and greedy nobility?

[Anonymous No.22510655]

he's literally me btw

[Anonymous No.22510769]

>>22510268
The guy basically responded to “why?” with “cuz.” I am not shitposting.

[Anonymous No.22511077]

>>22505496
and frogs?

[Anonymous No.22511091]

>>22490919
>happiness normal human condition
what an absolute spastic thing to say

[Anonymous No.22511101]

>>22504105
how retarded are ypu to steal fucking books?

[Anonymous No.22511560]

>>22491372
I use to work with this balding manlet Mexican who is big into Tate. He is still a virgin and he is 30 years old. He goes to bars and doesn't socialize and just films them. I saw him post a video on YouTube doing that and I show it to a coworker and the coworker mentioned it so he deleted it. It was fucking creepy. That is how I imagine most Tate fans. Guy would never talk at all at work but when he went online he rage about how racist white men are and how women have it so easy. He tried to accuse people at work of sexually assaulting him. Man was strange.