/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.22430697]

/lit/ humor thread:

[Anonymous No.22430700]

He's right

[Anonymous No.22430705]

>>22430697
The comeback to this or any other kind of attempt at non-physical confrontation is to not react.

[Anonymous No.22430714]

[Anonymous No.22430722]

>>22430705
Nah, the comeback is to laugh and talk literature with someone who not only reads but comprehends and has a sense of humor instead of being butthurt.

[Anonymous No.22430731]

>>22430722
No, I don't think it's a great idea to encourage someone who thinks they're entitled to people's time or attention.

[Anonymous No.22430737]

>>22430697
Is it possible he was trying to imply he WAS an intellectual because he reads plato? Saying you are reading ancient philisophical texts to normies but then saying you arent an intellectual is going to raise their eyebrows. Normies already have trouble naming the first presidents of the US lol.

[Anonymous No.22430749]

>>22430731
How often do you post about being friendless?

[Anonymous No.22430770]

>>22430749
Not enough for whatever retarded argument you're about to make.

[Anonymous No.22430787]

[Anonymous No.22430789]

>>22430770
>sideways admission
Generally when a stranger does such a thing they are essentially saying "you interest me and I would like to get to know you."

[Anonymous No.22430812]

[Anonymous No.22430825]

[Anonymous No.22430840]

>"I know only that I know nothing.”
He was making a joke.

[Anonymous No.22430859]

[Anonymous No.22430874]

>>22430697
>that pic
that was actually a compliment
he was probably gay and wanted to suck OP's dick
either that or he was actually alright and we witnessed the remembrance of a whiteboy moment

[Anonymous No.22430914]

>>22430697
The guy was clearly telling anon that becoming an intellectual is a process.

[Anonymous No.22430946]

>>22430789
Ok great, and that's my problem how?

[Anonymous No.22430957]

>>22430697
>fuck you, nigger
Not that hard t.b.h.

[Anonymous No.22430964]

>>22430731

[Anonymous No.22430980]

>>22430946
Not your problem, your solution for when you get tired of being alone.

[Anonymous No.22430987]

>>22430980
Gotcha. Soon as that happens I'll find a random nigger to sass me about what I'm reading.

[Anonymous No.22430997]

The real /lit/ humor is how many people are on here who believe the earth is flat, the sun revolves around the earth, and that fire has a soul.

[Anonymous No.22431040]

>>22430697

[Anonymous No.22431074]

>>22430697
The race of the nigger in the story immediately prejudiced me but I didn't interpret his reply as a slight. It's sometimes a mistake to assume people are actively listening. The black man was simply going through the motions, performing the ritual cargo cult conversation he has observed many white folks engage in on the subway before. He had already made up his mind: the Plato reader WAS an intellectual; he was reading Plato after all. Now he had all his utterances in order, no matter what might be said in return.

[Anonymous No.22431100]

>>22431040
middle school tier humor

[Anonymous No.22431139]

>>22431100

[Anonymous No.22431146]

>>22431139

[Anonymous No.22431159]

>>22430697

[Anonymous No.22431175]

[Anonymous No.22431182]

>>22430697
i could have refuted him on the spot

[Anonymous No.22431185]

>>22431100

[Anonymous No.22431258]

>>22430825
kek

[Anonymous No.22431293]

>>22430980
kek
Methinks this li'l bat 'n ball didn't go quite how you imagined...
perhaps next time? or is that you already in the other retarded thread?

[Anonymous No.22431459]

[Anonymous No.22431800]

[Anonymous No.22431808]

[Anonymous No.22431819]

newfag didn’t get the original

[Anonymous No.22431826]

[Anonymous No.22432198]

>>22431100
You didn't like the story hour meme, eh?

[Anonymous No.22432223]

>>22432198
I don't like Schopenhauer very much, but I feel genuinely sorry for him in this aspect.

[Anonymous No.22432243]

>>22432223
I can relate to his pettiness.

[Anonymous No.22432247]

Weird how a "humour" thread has nothing funny in it.

[Anonymous No.22432281]

>>22432247
Source?

[Anonymous No.22432292]

>>22432198
in the end one of them is Schopenhauer and the other is just Schopenhauer’s mom

[Anonymous No.22432308]

>>22432198
>successful
>forgotten
>unsuccessful
>left an immortal impact in the history of philosophy
this is why you should never listen to a woman's opinion on a man.

[Anonymous No.22432310]

>>22432292
>in the end
Neither of them lived to see that it would be framed that way.

[Anonymous No.22432313]

[Anonymous No.22432316]

>>22432223

Having a bad relationship with your mother will mess up anyone. That's the one relationship above all others that you're supposed to be able to count on, and if you can't, you'll have a very hard time learning to trust or love anyone else. We joke about the chess chammpion Bobby Fischer, we say that he is "based" for making comments which are anti-semitic and insulting to women, and even for saying naughty things about 9/11. But the plain truth of the matter is that he had a very erratic personality, and his psychology was not helped by the fact of his poor relationship with his mother. She was a far left commie type, and she should not have engaged in the political activities that she did, it's true. But that aside, Fischer would have been a much happier man if he had been able to have a decent relationship with his mother. Would this have made him a "normie"? Might he have had a better chance at regular sex or a long term gf? Would it have softened him to the point that he would never have been champion? All of these are entirely possible. But he would also have been happier.

>>22432243

Similarly, Deleuze was adored by his Parisian students, they'd pack into his lecture hall like sardines to hear him expound on Spinoza and all the rest of it. Then when class was over some poor bastard with like four or five students would use the room right after him.

[Anonymous No.22432322]

>>22430859
KEK

[Anonymous No.22432333]

>>22430714
Hasn't The New Yorker printed a bunch of stuff about Hitler?

[Anonymous No.22432354]

>>22430997
I have seen a grassfire crest a hill, meander to the bottom of the other side, create its own whirlwind, and tear up all sides of a valley at once, way faster than any human could run. There is awe and majesty to it. To say that it has no soul goes too far.

[Anonymous No.22432397]

>>22431100
It only took a middle school level intellect to make the observation. This does not detract from the observation itself.

[Anonymous No.22432407]

>>22431182

[Anonymous No.22432413]

>I smoked a cigarette and browsed the news. A story about niggers, written by a nigger, talked about niggers needed more et. cetera. The needs of a nigger are endless.

[Anonymous No.22432425]

>>22430731
literally me

[Anonymous No.22432430]

>>22432310
So?

[Anonymous No.22432475]

>>22432430
>So?
What you wrote is known around here as "cope."

[Anonymous No.22432479]

>>22430697

[Anonymous No.22432529]

>>22432316
I had a friend who was molested by his mother, and he turned out great. Married to a nice woman, good career, etc.

[Anonymous No.22432544]

>>22430731
Something only a Redditor could say. Or maybe now the tiktok self wellness crowd is similar enough.

[Anonymous No.22432547]

>>22432479
How it feels to argue with /lit/fags.

[Anonymous No.22432573]

>>22432479
kek

[Anonymous No.22432586]

>>22430697
Makes me mad these threads always get nuked so I try to enjoy it while I can. This one is the GOAT for me. No matter how many times I read it, it makes me laugh.

[Anonymous No.22432591]

>>22430697
>be me
>literal neonazi skinhead with a bold swastika tat on my bicep
>"He's Just In Argentina" written in Fraktur font stretched across the chest of my undersized t-shirt
>walking to store to buy some smetana for my wife
>enjoying the cool crisp autumn air
>listening to jonathan bowden speeches on my headphones
>see small dot appear on the horizon
>the dot gets larger and larger
>it's a libtard, running full speed
>directly towards me
>he reaches me and comes to a halt like he hit a sprung floor
>gestures at me to take my headphones off
>i do
>immediately starts telling me specific timestamps of jordan peterson videos from 8 years ago where peterson said having a dad is important and you should wash your penis
>tell him i dont understand
>continuous babbling and screeching about how stupid jordan peterson is and how father figures and washing your foreskin are dog whistles for white supremacy
>ask him what any of this has to do with me
>he won't answer, just keeps saying jordan peterson is a nazi
>is a nazi, is a nazi
>tell him i'm not sure about that, i don't know much about peterson but i'm a nazi and--
>he just keeps going
>now he's telling me about some tweet peterson made in 2016
>now he shows me a picture of him sitting in a messy office
>now he tells me peterson isn't a real professor and isn't qualified to speak on gender v. sex
>he asks me: "did you know that peterson used to shit his pants when he was a baby?"
>i open my mouth to say something but--
>he tells me the daily wire is the daily stormer lite
>ben shapiro is a nazi too
>i ask him what he even means by nazi? (i am a nazi)
>show him my "Meine Ehre heißt Treue" dagger and himmler rookie card
>he won't answer
>anger in his eyes--he starts pulling out cards with blown up screenshots of jordan peterson wearing terrible suits
>the word "NAZI" is written in red ink across peterson's forehead
>i turn away
>now I am the one who is running
>fuck jordan peterson

[Anonymous No.22432600]

>>22432475
Lord preserve me from the scathing indictments of an oldfag. The absolute state of implying authority.

[Anonymous No.22432606]

>>22432600
You're reading a lot into that post. Also indicative of cope.

[Anonymous No.22432613]

>>22432544
Do you allow niggers that are otherwise unknown to you to consume your day?

[Anonymous No.22432629]

>>22432606
In the end one of them is Schopenhauer and the other is just Schopenhauer’s mom, and there is nothing that you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.22432634]

>>22430787
actually humorous

[Anonymous No.22432646]

>>22432629
>In the end
They both died before it would ever be thought to frame it that way. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.22432652]

>>22432646
>They both died before it would ever be thought to frame it that way
Again, so?

[Anonymous No.22432653]

>>22432529

We're in agreement, then.

[Anonymous No.22432655]

>>22432652
>so
Again: cope.

[Anonymous No.22432660]

>>22431100
Ywnbaw

[Anonymous No.22432673]

>>22432655
Cope against what, exactly? I just disagree. You do not make a compelling argument.

[Anonymous No.22432698]

>>22432673
>Cope against what, exactly?
That whatever romantic fantasies you're entertaining about a philosopher you idolize arising to acclaim after death mean nothing to someone who is dead.
>I just disagree
That's why it's called "cope."

[Anonymous No.22432713]

[Anonymous No.22432723]

>>22432713
>Emily Wilson

[Anonymous No.22432724]

>>22430787
kek

[Anonymous No.22432727]

>>22431175
I'm still mad that no one asked him about the reincarnation proof

[Anonymous No.22432741]

[Anonymous No.22432744]

[Anonymous No.22432746]

[Anonymous No.22432777]

>>22432698
>That's why it's called "cope."
Precious.

[Anonymous No.22432784]

>>22432777
Checked. Better luck next time, anon.

[Anonymous No.22432796]

>>22432784
Nobody lost. We disagree on importance of differing facts of the case.

[Anonymous No.22432805]

>>22431808
I once broke up with a girl in college because she pronounced Hades as Haids. She dropped out after her first semester.

[Anonymous No.22432829]

[Anonymous No.22432847]

>>22432796
>We disagree on importance of differing facts of the case.
That's why what you're doing is cope, anon. Did the meme poking fun at your idol's mommy issues upset you? Yeah, so you cope by pretending a joke relating to her lived success and his angsty failure is erased because he's now known by 0.000000001% of humanity and read by even less. However, the fact he didn't live to see such success (I'll give you that much) renders it ultimately meaningless to both of their attitudes in life.

Multiple posts into a pointless argument because you're upset by a meme. This is probably why /lit/ produces so few.

[Anonymous No.22432853]

>>22432316
Having a bad relationship with either parent can be damaging but you can also do without them. Might take a while to shed it off but I hardly talk to my dysfunctional drama-fueled family anymore. Honestly way better for it.

[Anonymous No.22432867]

>>22432698
>what is a legacy
You are the one coping.

[Anonymous No.22432879]

>>22432867
>no you
Boring, anon.

[Anonymous No.22432887]

>>22432310
Actually not true, during the end of Schopenhauer's life people started to take note. "People visited Frankfurt's Englischer Hof to observe him dining. Admirers gave him gifts and asked for autographs."*
*source: Wikipedia

[Anonymous No.22432890]

>>22432879
Schopenhauer’s work is read and studied by pretty much every university in the west, he made major contributions and had a profound effect on philosophy. He told his mother that his one book would be remembered long after her books were completely forgotten- and he was right.

[Anonymous No.22432897]

>>22430980
okay grandpa lol

[Anonymous No.22432900]

>>22432890
Too bad he didn't live to see it.

[Anonymous No.22432901]

>>22432805
Lol

[Anonymous No.22432903]

>>22432900
Who cares, he wasn’t writing for egotistical purposes of fame and fortune clearly. Plus it seems like you’re wrong according to another anon, you daft faggot.

[Anonymous No.22432908]

>>22432653
Kek

[Anonymous No.22432911]

>>22432829
Incredible. That guy definitely posts here

[Anonymous No.22432918]

>>22432903
>Who cares
People while they're alive.

[Anonymous No.22432937]

>>22432918
Cope

[Anonymous No.22432961]

>>22432937
No you.

[Anonymous No.22433009]

>>22432586
This made me cry laughing. Thank you anon.

[Anonymous No.22433022]

>>22432847
>your idol
Proof?

[Anonymous No.22433035]

>>22433022
The level of cope you displayed ITT over a meme.

[Anonymous No.22433046]

>>22431175
Despite all the absurdity contained here, the thing that stands out to me as being most strongly so is just the use of the word 'Hyperborean'. At this point it's something so completely tied up in what others would call 'alt-right internet incel' circles, who mostly use the term because it just sounds really cool ('hyper-', but used in an ancient sense that seems really out there to people used to it being a more sci-fi thing) and comes with 'based' and 'trad' connotations while adding a grand and hermetic sense to some vague notion of 'super-Europeans', the secrets of which that the basement dweller users of the words want to feel privy to.

It's amusing to see how the word has blown up in this way.

[Anonymous No.22433056]

>>22432887
>Actually
>*source: Wikipedia
Biggest laugh I got in the thread. You need to go back now though.

[Anonymous No.22433113]

>>22430737
Yeah, he could have meant that by reading Plato anon would become an intellectual. Either way, dwelling on offhand remarks is pointless. Just laugh cause it's funny, if you have something to say then say it, if not move on.

[Anonymous No.22433114]

>>22432713
>Fuel the Arabs, that we might race with them.

[Anonymous No.22433131]

>>22433056
>Schopenhauer was able to publish an enlarged second edition to his major work in 1843, which more than doubled the size of the original edition. The new expanded edition earned Schopenhauer no more acclaim than the original work. He published a work of popular philosophical essays and aphorisms aimed at the general public in 1851 under the title, Parerga and Paralipomena (Secondary Works and Belated Observations). This work, the most unlikely of his books, earned him his fame, and from the most unlikely of places: a review written by the English scholar John Oxenford, entitled “Iconoclasm in German Philosophy,” which was translated into German. The review excited an interest in German readers, and Schopenhauer became famous virtually overnight. Schopenhauer spent the rest of his life reveling in his hard won and belated fame, and died in 1860.

Have sex

[Anonymous No.22433163]

>>22432475
>Anon asks you to elaborate
>"lmao nice COPE"

[Anonymous No.22433170]

>>22432829
based wife, I bet she already cucked the materialist and is having a son with a platonist lover.

[Anonymous No.22433189]

>>22433131
>ACKTULLY...
>SOURCE: WIKIPEDIA
Sorry, but that will never not be embaressing.
>>22433163
>can't distinguish defensive snark from genuine inquiry
You need to work on your reading comprehension you.

[Anonymous No.22433194]

>>22430705
I live in London. If someone tries talking to you in public, it is expected that you will act as if you don't even hear them.

[Anonymous No.22433205]

>>22433163
>Pic
I wish this little dude could work an office job. It's funny how we complain about "muh office job" and for this dude it's an unattainable dream. Puts things in perspective I guess

[Anonymous No.22433214]

>>22433046
Youre just mad people aren’t ashamed to be born white anymore

[Anonymous No.22433215]

>>22433046
you sound like you're seething fsr, weird

[Anonymous No.22433229]

>>22432741
Genuinely how do you get filtered by Phaedrus this hard?

[Anonymous No.22433239]

[Anonymous No.22433251]

>>22432198
I find it interesting that people focus on either case. Either Schopenhauer being pushed down the stairs by his mother and telling he's failure. Or Schopenhauer telling her that she will be remembered only because of him.
Overall complexity is not the thing, its either one being the "chad yes", and other the crying "cuck". I don't expect it from jokes, but in serious threads too.

[Anonymous No.22433263]

>>22433251
It's just funny to point out. He attracts incels and anti-natalists; if they're in a thread the odds of sliding into nonsense increases significantly.

[Anonymous No.22433298]

>>22433214
>>22433215
I'm not actually against 'European pride' or honest investigation into the ancient north at all, and I hate SJW types who try to shame people over this. I actually agree the Hyperborean is a fucking cool word, which is why I understand people are attracted to using it, but I'm just sick of it being over used in shallow ways that sully it and associate it with pathetic ideas, similar to how *actual* Neo Nazis can associate cringe with otherwise respectable traditions. It just stands out here as something only a channer would think to use.

[Anonymous No.22433317]

>>22433239
kek

[Anonymous No.22433324]

>>22433298
Ah, sure, I am in agreement with you. But I loathe everyone equally so things like this no longer stick out to me. I expect everyone to be dragging whatever tradition they claim to respect through the dirt all the time.

[Anonymous No.22433339]

>>22432310
>>22432198
Schopenhauer knew that in a hundred years' time, people would read his books while his mother's drivel would be forgotten, and he was entirely right. Also, because of his essay on women people like to pretend he was an autistic incel when he was not. He had a son out of wedlock, there are at least 3 romantic relationships that we know of, one of which with an opera singer 20 years his junior, and when he travelled through Europe on his Grand Tour with a friend, they went to parties to pick up women.
The idea that Schopenhauer was "unsuccessful" with women comes from two misrepresented facts:
1) he complained that women didn't seem to like him. But the context here is that he was travelling with his friend, who, by all accounts, was much more charismatic and handsome than himself. So he complained about not getting as much pussy as his Chad friend. You better believe that independently-wealthy-from-a-young-age-aristocrat Schopenhauer fucked his share of women.
2) his rejection by a girl on a Berlin boat trip. Infamous, because she recorded in her diary that "old man Schopenhauer" disgusted her. But this is an episode when Schopenhauer was 50+ or something, hitting on a 19 year old girl. Yeah she rejected him, so what? Does this single rejection make it so that he's "unsuccessful" with women? Casanova himself got rejected dozens of times. Was he unsuccessful with women?

[Anonymous No.22433341]

>>22431175
this is the best story ive seen on here i think. the sam harris part is the perfect conclusion and it almost seems like it could be true.

i would love to join that book club if it existed.

[Anonymous No.22433356]

>>22433339
>He had a son out of wedlock
With who? I've read that he had two daughters out of wedlock (who both died in infancy) but I haven't heard about this.

[Anonymous No.22433362]

>>22430697
Do you think when Plato and Diogenes were alive their fans were shitting on each other like this?

[Anonymous No.22433364]

>>22433356
If memory serves me correctly it was with that opera singer I mentioned, although he never recognized the kid and he believed the son wasn't his (which might've been true, who knows really)
Source is David E. Cartwright's biography of him, at any rate

[Anonymous No.22433372]

>>22433362
Honestly, no. Plebs were too busy plebbing in order to turn philosophy into football tier shit. And the aristocrats had better shit to do, like actually philosophising. They probably had more actual polemics and slander, though.

[Anonymous No.22433371]

>>22431819
based

[Anonymous No.22433450]

>>22433263
I guess, but I can't say it gives off intelligence. Her mother was a woman you might not want to listen, and was possibly the reason why Schopenhauer had views on women he had.
Its literally people using relationship with cherrypicked woman as measure of all, which never leads to anything insightful either.

[Anonymous No.22433667]

>>22432316
>Might he have had a better chance at regular sex or a long term gf?
He lost his virginity during a tournament (one of his friends set him up) and said that he played one of his worst games the next day. He became volcel after that (until he quit). Not sure how his mother would have had an impact on that.

[Anonymous No.22433753]

>>22432741
Wait til this guy reads Charmides or Lysis

[Anonymous No.22434095]

>>22432529
The anon you're answering to talked about how a bad relationship with your mother will mess up anyone. Your experience is simply more proof of it

[Anonymous No.22434202]

>>22432198

[Anonymous No.22434224]

>>22434202
Her insult is such a blatant example of slave morality that it almost seems like a strawman.

[Anonymous No.22434240]

>>22433046
Its used properly here (Blavatsky theosophical meaning) you hylic

[Anonymous No.22434258]

>>22432660
>essentialism fallacy

[Anonymous No.22434278]

>>22434258
>anti-essentialism fallacy

[Anonymous No.22434325]

>>22434202
Lol at that shitty shopjob on schoppy

[Anonymous No.22434337]

Does this happen in your country?

[Anonymous No.22434341]

>>22433450
>cherrypicked woman
His mother. Insert whatever headcanon you want to defend him but don't pretend that isn't exactly what you're doing. He was a neurotic who was by all account a miserable person. If people (e.g. incels and anti-natalists) want to identify with him to the point they can't have a laugh that's their business--stop crying about it and trying to make it everyone else's as well. This is a humor thread.

[Anonymous No.22434369]

Where is she?

[Anonymous No.22434387]

>>22432198
>Schopenhauer emos react with humorless seethe
Scophenhauer is to philosophy what Linkin Park is to metal music.

[Anonymous No.22434392]

>>22434369
In the deranged mind of the posterboy of the sentence "what zero pussy does to a mf".

[Anonymous No.22434413]

[Anonymous No.22434419]

>>22434369
i know her, she is on the /sig/ server and i am in love with her

[Anonymous No.22434421]

>>22434341
Not him but his mum clearly looks like an abuser and that can leave long term scarring on a person's psyche. Have some empathy for the man, anti natalist or no.

[Anonymous No.22434430]

>>22434387
So, a great alternative with inspired roots?

[Anonymous No.22434445]

>>22434369
This isn't humor. This is an overwritten fantasy for philosophycels.

[Anonymous No.22434452]

>>22434387
The image isn't even funny what did you expect

[Anonymous No.22434467]

>>22433194
>English being antisocial
Fuck! Too bad Brexit happened, otherwise I would re-locate to London; although it isnt too difficult to obtain British citizenship.

[Anonymous No.22434470]

[Anonymous No.22434490]

4chan classics

[Anonymous No.22434553]

>>22432413
It's amazing how prophetic that turned out to be

[Anonymous No.22434572]

>>22434369
So basically she won’t love you because if this is how she presents herself to you she doesn’t find you attractive. Enjoy the friendship

[Anonymous No.22434573]

>>22434553
The cacophony is just louder now. It has been with us for a very long time.

[Anonymous No.22434585]

>>22434202
>such a shit wife and mother that his father killed himself
Women have brilliant men and then treat them terribly. They really do deserve less past the point of like 24 when they start to go rotten.

[Anonymous No.22434600]

>>22434452
NTA. I find it funny and all the butthurt it generated proves it's an effective meme.

[Anonymous No.22434614]

>>22434585
Her only crime was accepting her husband's diseased sperm into her womb

[Anonymous No.22434648]

>>22434585
>Women have brilliant men and then treat them terribly
If you read the story of Rip Van Winkle as an adult, it becomes obvious that the wife forced him into eccentricity. Once she left, he resumed his natural place in the community. The story requires the curation of an adult to propagandize children that he is a madman.

[Anonymous No.22434777]

>>22434341
>"empirical research" about how to be happy
do people actually take this kin of shit seriously?

science and empirical methodology has nothing valuable to say about the human being, especially not the inner life.

[Anonymous No.22434815]

>>22430697

[Anonymous No.22434820]

>>22434815
Kek

[Anonymous No.22434843]

>>22431139
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.22434859]

>>22433046
>>22433341
>>22432727
>>22431175
I'm just mad he didn't pork her

[Anonymous No.22434861]

>>22434777
>wallowing in resentment doesn't lead to personal happiness
It's not controversial.

[Anonymous No.22434869]

>>22430859
imagine living a shitpost

[Anonymous No.22434890]

>>22432903
>Who cares, he wasn’t writing for egotistical purposes of fame and fortune clearly
well not solely, but damn if he weren't a vengeful, petty little fuck who seethed over Hegel's massive success.

[Anonymous No.22434897]

>>22430714

[Anonymous No.22434899]

This is peak /lit/ behavior you all should strive towards

[Anonymous No.22434917]

>>22430697
Anyone have the meme that summarizes the elephant hide thread?

[Anonymous No.22434923]

>>22434815
Is this Stephen King? Or is it perhaps the author of Monogatari? Nisio Isin I think his name is

[Anonymous No.22434974]

>>22430859
Exceptionally based.

[Anonymous No.22435003]

>>22432586
This is the funniest thing I've seen in the past 2 or 3 years.
Maybe only tied with this https://youtu.be/yhXIOWADYzA
I think I have brain damage.

[Anonymous No.22435021]

>>22430737
Fuck you for making this post.

[Anonymous No.22435036]

[Anonymous No.22435045]

>>22434861
whatever i never even read schopenhauer, i just think empirical psychology and empirical research into inner life, how to be happy, thinking .etc. is a massive fraud. but if you find following this stuff makes you happy or is worthwhile, all power to you i guess. personally i dont think any of the concepts of empirical happiness researchers are useful for introspection or for a vital connection with life.

[Anonymous No.22435074]

>>22435003
"Unfortunate sentence" is way funnier than it should be

[Anonymous No.22435077]

>>22430859
He's literally me. I haven't read most of the authors I trash here.

[Anonymous No.22435084]

>>22435045
You're a pseud with generic opinions. Go ahead and see for yourself how rumination and resentment plays out for you personally and check back in a year.

[Anonymous No.22435089]

>>22430697

[Anonymous No.22435091]

>>22435077
I dont think that was the point he was trying to make to the priest. I think he was saying that he just made up a reason to kill some people and literally didnt give a shit about poetry. Kinda like provoking some faggots that happen to be into Ariosto just so he can kill them.

[Anonymous No.22435127]

>>22431139
Based

[Anonymous No.22435142]

>>22435091
And everyone he wanted to kill just happened to be into Ariosto?
Or you mean that he just wanted to kill and didn't care who, so he picked Ariosto fans to get into duels with just because they were practical?

[Anonymous No.22435149]

>>22430787
kek

[Anonymous No.22435150]

>>22431139
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.22435163]

>>22435142
Could be either one. it was a very long time ago so its hard to confirm unless you know the specifik names of the guys he dueled.

[Anonymous No.22435174]

>>22435045
Happiness is overrated.

[Anonymous No.22435184]

>>22434923
I'm 90% sure that's from one of the Monogatari light novels describing an interaction between Ararararagi and snail

[Anonymous No.22435186]

>>22435150
>I don't get it
THE BILLIONAIRE VIBRATOR is a little standard. Try using THE FRENCH LOVER VIBRATOR in unison with the CONE ANAL PLUG next time. Don't be afraid to brose the Staff Picks and ask for help.

[Anonymous No.22435195]

>>22435163
Yeah we don't have enough info to actually know so we can only guess, and based on what sounds more plausible to me I'd say it could be the latter or he simply bullshitted his way into a heated argument-turned-duel once for fear of appearing uncultured, and to avoid admitting that he was a poser he just continued the charade until it became part of his identity.
Or maybe he was just a mad lad and did it for the lulz

[Anonymous No.22435252]

>>22432746
mental illness is so fascinating

[Anonymous No.22435257]

>>22434413
kek

[Anonymous No.22435288]

>>22431800
>screencapping your own post

[Anonymous No.22435290]

>>22431808
Based Bill and Ted enjoyer

[Anonymous No.22435305]

>>22434369
Another proof that Twitter is a mental illness

[Anonymous No.22435313]

>>22434899
based

[Anonymous No.22435396]

>>22434369
>words words words
leftist coal

[Anonymous No.22435515]

>>22435396
>coal
Go back to twitter zoomer faggot

[Anonymous No.22435516]

>>22432887
>and then, at the end, everyone clapped

[Anonymous No.22435518]

[Anonymous No.22435522]

>>22434369
I'm convinced shit like this is a psy-op to demoralize and delegitimize right wing talking points.

[Anonymous No.22435529]

>>22435515
coal is sharty culture tho

[Anonymous No.22435605]

>>22435529
>sharty culture
Kys trannykike

[Anonymous No.22435618]

>>22430700
No blacks are default wrong

[Anonymous No.22435620]

>>22432310
Biggest retard ITT.

[Anonymous No.22435623]

>>22430789
They are? Seems like they’re just looking for a fight. I guess that’s what interests them..

[Anonymous No.22435628]

>>22432316
>Having a bad relationship with your mother will mess up anyone
Good lord if this isn’t me I don’t know what is

[Anonymous No.22435632]

>>22432900
So what,a lot of great people dont have success in theyre lifetime but if we now remember them and recognize them that means they did something right and perhaps the people around them were too dumb to see how amazing they are.

[Anonymous No.22435633]

>>22432529
Exceptions don’t make the rules

[Anonymous No.22435675]

>>22435632
I bet, if you could find any of her works currently in print, that they would have a note on the dustcover about how she was Schopy's mother.

[Anonymous No.22435732]

>>22435620
>>22435632
>>22435675
>t. Schopencels seething for days on end over a meme

[Anonymous No.22435742]

>>22434369
Holy shit. Narrow it down to the best few jokes. The left can't meme.

[Anonymous No.22435755]

>>22435732
And you right here along with us. Birds of a feather, just bickering over crumbs. This hole was made for us.

[Anonymous No.22435767]

>>22435755
I'm just here to laugh even at the risk of becoming a joke.

[Anonymous No.22435798]

>>22435767
So it goes. I am going back to Pickwick. They just got done with the political convention. See you tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.22435834]

>>22435798
Based. Enjoy.

[Anonymous No.22435855]

>>22430812
Loled

[Anonymous No.22435936]

>>22434413
that's actually pretty funny, Augustine's opera omnia is massive

[Anonymous No.22435939]

>>22435798
>Pickwick
megabased

[Anonymous No.22435995]

>>22434899
I was reading Seneca at work a few weeks ago and my boss came up to with a "are you on break?" I just replied "no" and kept reading. I think she was too bemused to respond since she just walked away without saying anything.

[Anonymous No.22435998]

>>22434369
Isn't that basically Ingrid?

[Anonymous No.22436077]

>>22431100
You will NEVER be a woman.

[Anonymous No.22436219]

[Anonymous No.22436222]

>>22436219

[Anonymous No.22436228]

>>22436222

[Anonymous No.22436231]

>>22436222
checked

[Anonymous No.22436234]

>>22436231

[Anonymous No.22436239]

>>22436234

[Anonymous No.22436240]

>>22436239

[Anonymous No.22436243]

>>22436240

[Anonymous No.22436251]

>>22436240
>>22436239

[Anonymous No.22436253]

>>22436251

[Anonymous No.22436255]

>>22430812

You know what? This didn't do it for me. Missed the marked completely.

[Anonymous No.22436257]

>>22436253

[Anonymous No.22436259]

>>22436257

[Anonymous No.22436265]

>>22436259

[Anonymous No.22436267]

>>22436259
>>22436257
>>22436255
>>22436265

[Anonymous No.22436270]

>>22436267

[Anonymous No.22436272]

>>22436270

[Anonymous No.22436273]

>>22435518
I saw a seven volume set of Balzac's works at my local bookstore for 50 dollars today. Thought about getting it at some point.

[Anonymous No.22436274]

[Anonymous No.22436289]

[Anonymous No.22436291]

>>22436289

[Anonymous No.22436293]

>>22436291

[Anonymous No.22436295]

>>22434815
It probably comes across as less weird in the original Japanese, with "lolicon"

[Anonymous No.22436297]

[Anonymous No.22436299]

>>22434897
I like this

[Anonymous No.22436301]

>>22436297

[Anonymous No.22436302]

>>22435163
>>22435195
That quote comes from an 1800s humor magazine. It's a fake story. You can find it with a search engine and read the rest of the jokes on that page.

[Anonymous No.22436304]

[Anonymous No.22436307]

[Anonymous No.22436312]

[Anonymous No.22436317]

>>22430737
If OP is American then the whole "That's why you read Plato" jab is probably a friendly sort of ribbing like saying "good on you for taking time to read Plato" rather than a derisive jab.

Of course, the man's true intentions cannot be divined from two brisk remarks relayed in greentext. But I like to believe in the innate friendliness of people, especially burgers.

[Anonymous No.22436318]

[Anonymous No.22436320]

>>22436251
I'm intrigued, is there more to this? Also if this is a reference to any real text or book or whatever it's completely over my head

[Anonymous No.22436323]

[Anonymous No.22436325]

>>22431074
>Friendly chitchat is an artifact of White Supremacy
Chuds and SJWs really are two sides of the same retarded coin

[Anonymous No.22436402]

>>22434490
>Truly, truly, nothing is new under the sun

[Anonymous No.22436406]

>>22434369
I like her

[Anonymous No.22436419]

>>22435142
>>22435163
It also could have been a matter of national pride between Florence vs Ferrara

[Anonymous No.22436430]

[Anonymous No.22436432]

>>22436251
"bug molder" on the top left sounds like a cross between Mencius Moldbug and Fox Mulder

[Anonymous No.22436456]

>>22436402
In the release of the Kennedy papers, it was revealed that the CIA had been referencing Jews by bracketing their names in triple parenthesis.

[Anonymous No.22436473]

>>22436456
Were we the real glowies all along?

This also reminds me of Plato bitching about the proliferation of the written word destroying the attention spans of the youth and creating men who think they know things they truly don't. He wasn't wrong, of course, but it's funny how it keeps happening

[Anonymous No.22436479]

>>22435021
Why?

[Anonymous No.22436485]

>>22436325
ur a chud

[Anonymous No.22436506]

>>22436485
>it's true

[Anonymous No.22436551]

>>22436219
>>22436222
>>22436228
How the fuck do they get away with advocating pedophilia? You'd think it would be as socially damaging to someone's credibility as being openly racist or being pro-rape...it basically is pro-rape. How the fuck do they get away with it? I've seen shit arguing "errr, it's just commentary on power structures and they were combating fascism and ridding the world of colonialism, BLAAA." I get how fellow travelers can filter out things until it's right in their face but how the fuck did these guy get away with straight up advocating this shit? What the actual fuck. How?

[Anonymous No.22436777]

>>22436506
It's OK, fren. We are all chuds in this brave new world.

[Anonymous No.22436783]

>>22430859
This would be funnier without the gigachad meme attached.

[Anonymous No.22436785]

>>22436551
You know the answer. Don't make me say it out loud.

[Anonymous No.22436792]

>>22431826
Underrated. The first pic that made me laugh from this thread.

[Anonymous No.22436811]

>>22436785
I don't, please enlighten me.

[Anonymous No.22436855]

>>22436785
I honestly don't. Dawkins got raked over the coals for downplaying something he personally experienced. Even with that as an excuse he still go torn up pretty bad by the media. That conservative leaning historian who writes on Indian Affairs in Canada (Tom Flanagan??) got canceled over something similar as well. They tried to get that Matt Walsh guy because he said women used to get married in their mid-teens in the 1800s. Off the top of my head there's three. So how the fuck do Foucault & co. just go under the reader when they didn't simply say something dumb but openly advocated it? It's shocking. Allen Ginsberg too.

[Anonymous No.22437038]

[Anonymous No.22437143]

>>22436811
>>22436855
Call it a /pol/ response all you want, there are power structures that support society evolving to meet the desires of those in the greatest positions of power.

[Anonymous No.22437158]

>>22433362
of course. read how aristophanes makes fun of socrates in The Clouds.

[Anonymous No.22437226]

>>22436291

[Anonymous No.22437229]

>>22437143
>Call it a /pol/ response all you want
I wouldn't call it that. It's an answer but it's not that great of one.

[Anonymous No.22437231]

>>22436304

[Anonymous No.22437232]

[Anonymous No.22437237]

>>22432547
>>22432573
Same thread.

[Anonymous No.22437257]

>>22437229
Do you really think that people in positions of power that want the current evolution to happen are just watching it happen by itself and are not promoting it? That is a pretty weak argument.

[Anonymous No.22437406]

>>22434585
>They really do deserve less past the point of like 24 when they start to go rotten.
God's honest truth

[Anonymous No.22437432]

i wonder how he is doing these days

[Anonymous No.22437440]

>>22432313
Kek

[Anonymous No.22437464]

>>22435834
>>22435939
>I picked you because you are an alcoholic
>I knew that as long as there was a supply of rum punch that you would never abandon the inn
The absolute state of talking chairs.

[Anonymous No.22437471]

>>22437432
>Husserl
Duginist thinktank i guess

[Anonymous No.22437492]

>>22437471
>Duginist thinktank
I wish such things existed. I could grift my way into a Duginist thinktank, but not into a postcolonial neocon libertarian one...

[Anonymous No.22437504]

>>22437492
you need brief resume and some demonstration material
contact dugin affiliated media
you may start YT channel and grift not only on views buy siphon some sponsorship

[Anonymous No.22437530]

>>22435036
Homer was illiterate. The mycenaeans were notm

[Anonymous No.22437549]

>>22433239
my wife needs to read that

[Anonymous No.22437554]

[Anonymous No.22437610]

I find this conspiracy theory about bertrand russell very funny, even though the guy who wrote it was not really joking.

[Anonymous No.22437624]

>>22436320
>april 2, 2024

[Anonymous No.22437625]

>>22431040
Reddit meme.

[Anonymous No.22437807]

>>22437504
I live in the West so it's too risky. I'd probably just get put on a list by employers and intelligence agencies for no gain at all. Even if we assume Dugin is hiring intelligent grifters, he wouldn't even be able to pay me since the Russian banks got disconnected from the Western financial infrastructure.
Once upon a time I really wanted to be a political grifter, but honestly I don't think it's worth it for me. I have the ability for it, but most of the people in my sphere are actually just larpers with bad character, and exposing myself to physical and financial danger for a crowd I can't even respect is simply not worth it.

[Anonymous No.22437915]

[Anonymous No.22437919]

[Anonymous No.22437926]

>>22436323
I don't get it. Should I read infinite jest?

[Anonymous No.22437934]

[Anonymous No.22437939]

>>22437915
Not an anti-Adorno guy myself but there's some serious gaslighting in that post.

[Anonymous No.22437942]

>>22437625
You know who‘d critique me spamming the same riff on a mid author in every thread? A TRANNY

[Anonymous No.22437946]

>>22437934
This is either fake, or Wittgenstein is a genuine retard, with Norman Malcolm being a genuine coward.

[Anonymous No.22437950]

>>22436272
im gonna start doing this

[Anonymous No.22437953]

>>22436293
You just know that it was written by a white

[Anonymous No.22437960]

>>22437939
On the liking Classical music instead of dodecaphonic slope?
Yeah, I can dig it.

>>22437946
Got the PDF and checked the quotations, it's fake. ergo, I'm disappointed.

[Anonymous No.22437971]

>>22437960
>On the liking Classical music instead of dodecaphonic slope?
No, I think that one's correct. IIRC he got in trouble for being insufficiently woke on jazz. Since he's made some crazy statements about jazz lol. That greentext is just deceptive. He wasn't the type of hero that would fit with the 21st century milieu that the post is referring to. Adorno would be perfectly at home at a modern postcolonial studies or intersectional sociology department. The main difference between Adorno and contemporary leftism is less so the principles, and more so the fact that Adorno had a given amount of character, seriousness and intelligence.

[Anonymous No.22438009]

>>22437971
So Adorno is part of the problem but was right about jazz music.

[Anonymous No.22438022]

[Anonymous No.22438067]

[Anonymous No.22438070]

>>22436272
this guy is megabased

[Anonymous No.22438088]

>>22436239
This is top quality

[Anonymous No.22438133]

[Anonymous No.22438135]

>>22436430
>1488 words

[Anonymous No.22438157]

>>22436551
the idea of informed consent is very recent, the main objection to pedophilia used to run along the lines of premarital sex/corruption of the youth. sexual liberation then quite naturally led to these ideas.
and these days people absolutely clutch their pearls when they hear about their advocacy so they're hardly getting away with anything

[Anonymous No.22438238]

>>22432313
My favorite Simpsons episode. Swartzwelder is a genius and you guys need to read his books. Frank Burly is a great character

[Anonymous No.22438262]

>>22438022
I always thought that even if this story is fake and gay, I want it to be true so it's therefore not fake or gay to me.

[Anonymous No.22438734]

>>22436267
jajajaja

[Anonymous No.22438765]

>>22436456
tzarist era russian papers used to do this as well
>guys, guys (((Trotsky))) has been released again

[Anonymous No.22439235]

>>22434467
>he thinks the English live in London
Naive fool