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>had to give a witness statement to the attractive busty blonde HR lady today
>wrote three pages, she told me she loved it and was very proud of me
So this is what it feels like. My body is tingling

>> No.22422955

it would be extremely funny if this didn't happen and your fantasy is having an HR lady praise your witness statement. but it has the ring of truth. i'm happy for you, sweet-grac'd anon.

>> No.22422973

>>22422942
I once declined an invitation to a second job interview with an attractive young HR lady and she quoted my email on her twitter and it got like three retweets

>> No.22422980

>>22422942
Stop flirting with class enemies.

>> No.22423130

>>22422942
lmao who the fuck are you denouncing as an office rapist? You shouldn't be proud of affirming women's delusions.

>> No.22423141

>>22422942
why you snitching OP?

>> No.22423207

>>22423141
Because he's a thief. He went into the lactation room and straight up stole a bottle of our coworker's breastmilk.

>> No.22423218

>>22422942
>the attractive busty blonde HR lady
describe her pls

>> No.22423222
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>>22422942
>another coomer thread

>> No.22423229

>>22422942
ask her out

>> No.22423314

>>22423207
lmao okay that's actually pretty funny.

>> No.22423315

>>22422973
link please, or at least the line

>> No.22423328

>>22423218
Glasses. Straight, long blond hair. Polo shirt a size too tight, a nice mixture for her bossy attitude. Tall, too. But not as tall as me. 35, looks 28. I’m 25 and look 30.
>>22423141
It was a gay guy who was gaslighting the dope Jamaican guy he shares a room with. If I’m any two things, I’m a sucker for blonde women a brother to my Caribbean niggas (although I am white)

>> No.22423363

>>22422942
>>22423328
Even though she "looks 28" this is obvious mommy fantasy shit, grow up you fucking child

>> No.22423387

>>22423363
Cry about it