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I’m too poor to save any money
I’m too ugly for a honey
I’m too boring to be funny
I’m too shy to be chummy
I’m too indulgent to lose my tummy

>> No.22420638

If you were poor, you wouldn't be able to eat enough to maintain a BMI higher than 18.

>> No.22420679

>>22420638
>If you were poor, you wouldn't be able to eat enough to maintain a BMI higher than 18.
It's always so fucking strange. I see tons of obese homeless people around my shithole town

>> No.22420682

>>22420566
This except I'm skinny and not ugly

>> No.22420685

>>22420566
I'm TOO STINKY to WASH MY DINKY

>> No.22420702
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22420702

I’m too poor to fuck a woman
I’m too ugly to fuck a woman
I’m too boring to fuck a woman
I’m too shy to fuck a woman
I’m too retarded to fuck a woman

>> No.22420971

>>22420566
Just squeeze the trigger

>> No.22421018

>>22420566
My life is a bad joke too anon.

>>22420679
Probably alcohol.