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Post the greatest novels to NOT have any romance in them.

>> No.22405270
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>> No.22405610

>>22404683
Some normie girl I was talking to quoted this article as proof that relationships only work when the man is more devoted to the woman because apparently this guy said that and when I tried to say we shouldn't take it as gospel because of all the obvious flaws (selection bias, anecdotal), she just reee'd at me and shamed me for being "too logical" and said the divorce attorney knows better.

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>>22404683
My diary

>> No.22405803

>>22405610
The OP isn’t an article, it’s a video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5z8-9Op2nM
You don’t need to make up a story to convince us you’ve spoken to a woman before, we already know you haven’t.

>> No.22405810

>>22405270
who is gonna tell him

>> No.22405930

>>22404683
>>22405803
I had a professor who was a divorce attorney and he had some pretty good insights about marriage - and shared custody.
Poor fella also went through a divorce himself during our last semester.

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>> No.22406006

>>22404683
>novels
They died a century ago. Maybe even two. Why care? It was an invention of British imperialism.

>> No.22406018

>>22405803
I stopped watching after 30 secs. What a fucking loser

>> No.22406856

>>22405810
fagshit doesn't count

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>>22404683
no romance here, merely human delusion projected onto an alien species.

>> No.22406888

>>22404683
>Post the greatest novels to NOT have any romance in them.
But why? Romance is great

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>>22405803
>You don’t need to make up a story to convince us you’ve spoken to a woman before, we already know you haven’t.
my mom IS a normie girl

>> No.22406918

>>22404683
Love and Marriage, Love and Marriage
It's an institute you can't disparage
Ask the local gentry,
And they will say it's elementary

Oh gee Peggy, how come you never make me dinner!

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>> No.22406956

>>22405803
Imagine listening and giving pettifogging shysters an iota of attention. Shakespeare: “Let’s kill all the lawyers”

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>>22404683
I know picrel is the movie poster and not the book cover, but it's kino.

>> No.22407805

>>22406856
Whew!
Good to know!