/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.22398281]

What books will make me a warrior if I read them?

[Anonymous No.22398286]

>>22398281
Baki the Grappler

[Anonymous No.22398303]

>>22398281
Firstly, read Archilocus. Secondly, realize that no amount of reading will make you a warrior.

[Anonymous No.22398315]

[Anonymous No.22398328]

Ernst Junger's Storm of Steel is the book that cured me of my warrior fantasies. It made me realize that true warriors are simply on another level from us mere mortals, losers like us could never get into Junger's headspace.

[Anonymous No.22398471]

>>22398281
Not sure how Merriam defines it but I generally see warriors as being participants in a cause that involves violence, they aren't necessarily the best fighters and might not make the best soldiers. Sounds like you need to find a cause, then abandon your pretentions of violence and maybe study Ghandi, he trounced his British oppressors and the most work he had to put in were some fork put downs. If you still feel violence is the best way then you need to become a better fighter and forget all that warrior crap, your jail time will be easier.

[Anonymous No.22398742]

>>22398281
Thucydides, Homer unironically, Sunzi (Ames translation), Propensity of Things, Cunning Intelligence in Greek Society and Culture. Look for books on pankration, muay thai, and judo, and/or BJJ. Then practice them. A lot. This would make you actually strategic and be good at martial arts.

[Anonymous No.22398804]

>>22398281
get off your fat ass and take a walk first you lardass

[Anonymous No.22398881]

>>22398471
Found the low testosterone loser. Men are literally designed to kill eachother; that's the entire reason we're bigger and stronger than women.

[Anonymous No.22398933]

>>22398281
What kind of warrior did you want to be? Cause this is a bit stretching and I'm utterly confused as to what book to suggest

[Anonymous No.22398969]

>>22398281
the bible

[Anonymous No.22400018]

>>22398969
Stfu

[Anonymous No.22400029]

>>22398881
Then why are you posting here instead of going out and killing other men? Why don't you chudtards stick to lapping since logic is not your Forte and by your own logic you are some sort of low T dingleberry hanging onto society's anus trying to avoid your inevitable flush.

[Anonymous No.22400031]

>>22400018
kek @ U

[Anonymous No.22400036]

>>22400029
>chudtards
>>>/lgbt/ is that way

[Anonymous No.22400043]

>>22400036
Glad you know so much about where the chuds hangout.

[Anonymous No.22400053]

>>22398969
How to infiltrate and subvert a succession of Levantine cities, get dealt with once the Persians are sick of your shit, spend hundreds of pages crying about it, then lie to posterity.

And people act like holocaustianity is something new.

[Anonymous No.22400080]

>>22400043
You used the tranny word, now fuck off to where all the other trannies are

[Anonymous No.22400096]

Ranger handbook or SF SUT book.
I mean you still need to actually enlist and all that, which is an incredibly easy process. Then go to your selection, do your best, and bam you're a warrior, either a good one or a shitty one.
But you don't want to do that do you

[Anonymous No.22400180]

>>22398881
>Brooo we are SUPPOSED to kill each other! Yeah, that’s why we are bigger and stronger!

No understanding of evolution or biology, ngmi, also naturallistic fallacy kys

[Anonymous No.22400242]

>>22398281
Actual guide to do a rev

[Anonymous No.22400248]

>>22398933
Space Marine from 40k.

[Anonymous No.22400287]

>>22400080
Sounds like we found the tranny loving chud in this thread.

[Anonymous No.22400290]

>>22400242
I dunno if OP wants to take advice from a loser.

[Anonymous No.22400385]

>>22400290
By your logic every person on Earth who died is a loser. He’s been winning for years.

[Anonymous No.22400415]

>>22400385
No, hes a loser in a sense where he accomplished and won nothing and died a fucking loser. The only thing he was good at was brutalizing defensless farmers.

[Anonymous No.22400442]

>>22400415
Whatever makes you sleep at night

[Anonymous No.22401777]

>>22400290
All warriors gotta die at some point

[Anonymous No.22401792]

>>22398969
This

[Jon Kolner No.22401797]

>>22398281
The Laches dialogue of Plato

[Anonymous No.22401962]

>>22398281
Warriors are warriors because they know what they are fighting for and why. Find where your loyalties lie Anon. It’s like how soldiers in the SS could go through horrible trauma with no consequences while ZOGbots are getting PTSD over a little action. One is fighting for his family, his nation and the other is fighting for heroin fields and to line the pockets of already fat wallets.

[Anonymous No.22402591]

>>22398328
this

[Anonymous No.22402613]

>>22398281
Physical courage isn’t gained through books. It isn’t gained at all. The body, when put under extreme stress, reaches an either/or moment where it either fights or dies. There is no way to predict how a person will react in that type of situation. I mean this sincerely.

[Anonymous No.22402922]

I don't think any book is going to make you a warrior, you need to hit the gym and pick up a combat sport and then actually fight people on a regular basis to become a warrior. No joke go to a prison for a violent crime. All those low IQ goons in there it's basically gladiator school.

[Anonymous No.22403676]

>>22398281
The extreme sports board on 4chan

[Anonymous No.22403683]

>>22398281
The Turner Diaries

[Anonymous No.22403687]

>>22403683
Top kek

[Anonymous No.22403693]

>>22398281
if you can read you are not going to make it

[Anonymous No.22403778]

>>22398328
>Ernst Junger's Storm of Steel is the book that cured me of my warrior fantasies. It made me realize that true warriors are simply on another level from us mere mortals, l
Yep. The guy had all the credibility in the world and only added to it with his post-war actions. It could never ever ever get published today. Instead we'd get a girl boss fantasy written by some fat black woman who forgot to get pregnant before shipping out to Iraq for 6 months as a cook and never set foot off the base.

[Anonymous No.22403839]

>>22398328
>>22403778
not the op but i really need to read this.
what version is the most authentic?

[Anonymous No.22403939]

>>22403839
Read the original 1929 translation. It's the one translated by Basil Creighton. Later versions were "sanitized" by removing his thoughts on leadership and politics, both of which are important to understand Jünger's actions/attitude.

[Anonymous No.22403999]

>>22398881
>”bro we are literally DESIGNED to kill each other bro!”
>punch someone with a boxing glove
>break and skin knuckles, will never heal right without modern treatment, handicapped for life

[brutusanon No.22404003]

>>22398281
No books will make you a warrior.
To become a warrior, face your own destruction.
>>22398303
"This sea-cyclone calamity,
This storm-wave pounding our hearts
–with hiss and thunder together
It climbed to knock Rat
With an orchard of foam on top–
Has mauled us and choked us with hurt.
What are backbones if not ramrods?
The gods toughen us, Perikles,
To stand this pain. Fortune, misfortune;
Misfortune, fortune. Grit your teeth.
Not all of us need be women."
https://pastebin.com/P3rVFrue

[Anonymous No.22404005]

>>22398881 #
>”bro we are literally DESIGNED to kill each other bro!”
>punch someone without a boxing glove
>break and skin knuckles, will never heal right without modern treatment, handicapped for life

[Anonymous No.22405023]

goldilocks and the three bears
>you will want to murder every blonde you encounter after this tale

[Anonymous No.22405391]

>>22398281
Revolt Against the Modern World, Bronze Age Mindset, Blood Meridian, Storm of Steel, and the Epic of Gilgamesh. My tip is to read these in a foreign country. Try taking excursions to 3rd world locations and revel in the lowest parts of society. Do this while working out, and exploring the country.

[Anonymous No.22405494]

>>22398281
Being a warrior is a natural phenomenon. One can't 'become' a warrior, they already were. I don't think a single warrior has been on 4chan

[Anonymous No.22405495]

>>22400029
Awfully rich for a tranny to go on about others lack of logic

[Anonymous No.22405497]

My life was boring as fuck so I started going out and just fighting people. I started putting on a ski mask and at first it was only homeless people then it evolved to high school kids and now I’m picking fights with grown men. I even have a nemesis. I beat up the same guy a couple times, found out where he works so I catch him off guard after he gets off work. He’s been posting on Facebook about catching me at night and giving me what I deserve. Dude drives around at night with a shotgun trying to kill me. My life is so much more exciting now am I crazy for doing this?

[Anonymous No.22405504]

Beowulf

[Anonymous No.22406551]

>>22405391
>Bronze Age Mindset
That one will just make you gay and Jewish

[Anonymous No.22406842]

>>22405497
based if true

[Anonymous No.22406844]

>>22398281
Unironically First Blood (book about Rambo) and then acting on the principles written in the book

[Anonymous No.22406851]

>>22406551
How much are you getting paid for this?

[Anonymous No.22406966]

>>22405497
classic pasta, I upvote

[Anonymous No.22406982]

>>22398281
Blood Meridian is an obvious answer, it's an increasingly popular book. Personally it made me respect war and competition in every aspect of life, while I was almost a pacifist before, avoiding any and all conflict.

[Anonymous No.22407180]

>>22406851
Well, he's both gay and Jewish. Stands to reason following his advice would make you gay and Jewish.

[Anonymous No.22408076]

>>22406982
Did schizo ramblings of The Judge made you appreciate the war?

[Anonymous No.22408104]

>>22404005
>break and skin knuckles, will never heal right without modern treatment, handicapped for life
Not him, but I have never had this nonsense happen to me. You overstate the case.

[Anonymous No.22408912]

>>22398281
The national budget

[Anonymous No.22408930]

>>22398281
Starting Strength by Mark Riptoe

[Anonymous No.22409867]

>>22408930
This book made me into a sexual tyrannosaurus, minus the sexual part.

[Anonymous No.22410183]

Imitation of Christ will put you at war with your sins.