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"So what's your favorite book, anon?"

>> No.22381797

>>22381789
My literary endeavours are well beyond common preference. Now, be so kind as to let me return to my reading. Good day to you.

>> No.22381805

>>22381789
uhhhhhhh... ummm... hmmm....... idkkk

>> No.22381807

>>22381789
JR by William Gaddis, what's yours?

>> No.22381810

Harry Potter

>> No.22382098

>>22381807
J R Vansant is just worse Bart Simpson

>> No.22382108
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>>22381789
Harassment Architecture by Mike Ma, you stupid fucking bitch

>> No.22382183

>>22381789
Goodnight Moon and the I Spy book with the pirate ship.

>> No.22382193

>>22381789
>Get nervous say nothing walk away

>> No.22382198

>>22381789
"Demons", by Dostoevsky.

>> No.22382212
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>>22381789
>silently stares back for ten seconds
>"Drive"

>> No.22382236

>>22382212
>but anon, that's a movie!

>> No.22382306

>>22381789
Revolt Of The Masses

>> No.22382320

>>22381789
ahhh…. I can’t pick just one…. Love ‘em all!

>> No.22382323

>>22381789
The world as will and representation

>> No.22382328

Tale of Genji

>> No.22382335

>>22381789

Hmmmmmmmmmein kampf

>> No.22382344

>>22382098
shut tf up retard, before 1999 what you've said would be immediately considered a compliment by intelligent people

>> No.22382366

>>22381789
This is a test. Anyone who doesn't say "I don't read" is an instant red flag

>> No.22382390

>>22382366
meds

>> No.22382395

>>22382236
It's not a movie, it's an emotion.

>> No.22382415

>The Great Assby — I mean Gatsby!

>> No.22382472

>>22381789
Nigger

>> No.22382504

>>22381789
Who is this boy?

>> No.22382516

The Faults in Our Stars, it's very romantic. No way, you've read it too?!

>> No.22382737

>>22382236
Based on a book. Movie is somewhat better, though.

>> No.22382745

>>22381789
The Book of Isaiah

>> No.22382875

>>22382504
Arielle Maxine

>> No.22382938

>>22381789
the zohar

>> No.22382948
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22382948

>>22381789
The Very Hungry Caterpillar

>> No.22382953

>>22382745
>Come now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool
Kino

>> No.22382973

Mr McGee

>> No.22382983

>>22382948
wow, I didn't know president bush browsed this board

>> No.22382991
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22382991

>>22381789
>So what's your favorite book, anon?
my diary of course

>> No.22382995

>>22381789
>story of the eye, you little slut! now work that shaft

>> No.22382999

>>22381789
What impressions will girls get if I tell them my favourite book is Anna karenina

>> No.22383049
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22383049

>>22381789
>gra...um...whatever's your's...

>> No.22383081

>>22381789
>nosering

>> No.22383094

>>22381789
>Faggots, by Kramer

>> No.22383230

>>22381789
Introduction to dusty plasma physics by shukla

>> No.22383252
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22383252

>>22381789
The Symposium

>> No.22383518

The kama sutra. *unzips pants*

>> No.22383553

everyone's trying to be so funny and different in this thread but are so irony poisoned and unfunny, like you are behind 10 years on humor sweetie. at least try to be a little meta.

>> No.22383567

is the standard her as TA or her as romantic interest/friend/peer/superior?

>> No.22383601
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22383601

>very "peculiar" taste anonymous!
>wanna do a picnic featuring Harry Potter reading?

>> No.22383634

>>22383553
>look at me! i'm a zoomer and i hate straight white men and stand up comedy! hehe try to be more funny!!!

>> No.22383645

>>22383634
what are your personal expectations regarding timing of your next sexual experience?

>> No.22383646

>>22383601
Okay but I warn you, I will ejaculate loudly.

>> No.22383671

>the temple of the golden pavilion by yukio mishima, of course

I will always be sincere and answer honestly

>> No.22383715

>>22383601
>>22383646

There are two men in this thread, both participating in a half-satirical and half-provocative roleplay. One takes on the form of a stereotypical, yet attractive young woman. While the other roleplays as the collective representation of both me, who is seeking to both laugh at and have intercourse with the hypothetical attractive young woman.

Both are incapable of existing within modern society. One seeks to empower himself via becoming the young women which he believes has unfair power over him and is in a privileged position, whilst the other seeks empowerment by placing himself in a version of society in which he can both have intercourse and speak his mind.

This is very homoerotic, and both of you are fags.

>> No.22383719

>>22383715
*both men

>> No.22383738

>>22383567
>he doesn't try to befriend, interest, or suck up to the TA to fuck her
I'm going to spell it out in full for a more dramatic effect
you're never going to make it

>> No.22383770

>>22383715
your mind is a terrifying place, i wouldnt trade a place in hell for

>> No.22383782

>>22383715
I am typing all of this naked too. How does it make you feel?

>> No.22383808
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22383808

>>22381789
All 66 books of the Bible.

>>22382745
>>22382953
I like Isa 1:2-10
https://files.catbox.moe/ajz8lk.mp3

>> No.22383818

>>22383715
When I say "speak his mind", I mean that the majority of anons on this board and on the chan in general believe that they have been metaphorically "castrated" by their views and opinions. They therefore take their revenge out on normies, who are the deciders of popular opinion. So in this scenario, one places himself in the position of the opinion decider while the other places himself in a hypothetical world in which his views don't "castrate him".

>> No.22383822

>>22383782
A little bit horny desu, maybe you guys are onto something.

>> No.22383825

>>22381789
"Why the works of Jane austen of course. She has too many great books for me to pick just one!"

>> No.22383828

>>22383818
seek god, help, sex, creative fulfillment but inshallah pls stop visiting this website and help yourself. end this mind corruption (like i already do)

>> No.22383830

>>22383715
your mind is an erotic place, i would trade my left nut to read coomer fiction from you

>> No.22383832

>>22381789
Master and Margherita

>> No.22383841

>>22382999
None. No woman knows what that is unless her bookshelf has atleast 200 books on it.

>> No.22383846

>>22383601
I would go only to troll them by reading out loud some schizo shit like Marinetti

>> No.22383871

>>22381789
The City of Dreaming Books. I'd buy you a copy if you wanna read it because unfortunately I can't lend you my signed copy.

>> No.22383900

>>22383846
wow. after reading first few sentences of this mans legacy i wanted to quote and cite all of it. now after reading more of it, i became trancefixed with natures ways of creating unique homo-sapienses.

>> No.22383914

>>22383900
Take the Naturalist-pill, anon

>> No.22383938

>>22383914
Hmm, i think u got the wrong idea. my comment wasnt a compliment. quite enitrely opposite in nature.

>> No.22383945
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22383945

Treasure Island

>> No.22384200

>>22381789
The Contours of Faggotry in Anonymous Message Boards.
by Suk M. Dick.

>> No.22384738

>>22383830
I'm not the one participating in the autogynephilic roleplay, to be fair.

>> No.22384756

>>22381789
Lolita, and you're looking a bit old ma'am.

>> No.22384765

>>22381789
i'm illiterate, sorry babe.

>> No.22384767

The Bye-Bul - Peenus

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22384803

The Marriage of Heaven and Hell, Ulver's album covering the work is really fucking cool too

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22384816

>>22383601
>mfw my dick and brain are in a war as i silently decide how to respond

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>>22384816
>>22383601
>stomach hears "picnic" and takes control

>> No.22384928

I'll tell you when you show me your girlcock

>> No.22384932

>>22383841
This is such nonsense, my ex girlfriends favourite book was Anna Karenina (it never worked out because I'm a raging, femboy loving closeted degenerate so I had to let her go)

>> No.22384952

>>22381789
>nose ring
lol she wants to look like a cow

>> No.22384979

>>22381789
I have to go with normie books like LOTR or else she would give me weird looks

>> No.22384988
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22384988

>>22381789
What do you even say to a girl this pretty to get her attention?

>> No.22385029

>>22381789
Anna Karenina.
Adulterers get what they deserve.
>>22382516
Well you'll get a bunch of meaningless sex with this one if that's what you want.
>>22383230
And some BIG hairy bush with this one

>> No.22385082

>>22384952
Best pussy tho

>> No.22385215

>>22381789
The Small One