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The only good fat author.

>> No.22364703
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Not the only one

>> No.22364706
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>>22364691
>*ahem* pardon me then

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>>22364691
>"..."

>> No.22364723

It's actually quite discouraging how few fat authors there are.

>> No.22364729

>>22364691
>here's that black man I was telling you about

>> No.22364738

>>22364729
>black
do burgers really?

>> No.22364750

>>22364738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHB29uNqq50

>> No.22364752

>>22364723
Fat people rarely have a mindset that lends itself to creating art
>Bon vivants who spend all their time partying and drinking
>Gourmands who are too interested in expensive booze, cheese and fine dining to spend their free time on anything else
>Gluttons who live a depressing, stressful life that only food can help them escape

>> No.22364757

>>22364703
>>22364706
In awe at the size of this lad

>> No.22364760

>>22364750
Yes, burgers are retarded. This is by the burgoid director Tarantino.

>> No.22364851

>>22364750
tarantino simply endorses the racist one drop rule

>> No.22364862

>>22364703
>>22364706
nigga took catholic mass literally

>> No.22364875

Unironically Franz Kafka is the only good skinny writer.

>> No.22364893

>>22364875
fat cope

>> No.22364951

>>22364752
A lot of musicians would beg to disagree

>> No.22364959

>>22364760
Which ones have you met personally, Pierre?

>> No.22364968

>>22364959
I was talking about this specific view. Sorry if it came out wrong.

>> No.22364971

>>22364862
Kek

>> No.22364984

>>22364851
Have you seen reservoir dogs? Wouldn't surprise me.

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>>22364691
Marx on Bakunin, from a letter to Engels written in Manchester dated 1863:

>"Bakunin has become a monster, a huge mass of flesh and fat, and is barely capable of walking any more. To crown it all, he is sexually perverse and jealous of the seventeen year-old Polish girl who married him in Siberia because of his martyrdom. He is presently in Sweden, where he is hatching “revolution” with the Finns."

They just don’t make insults like they used to.

>> No.22365023

>>22364968
that's fine. you as an ESL get a pass.

>> No.22365262

>>22364862
Lel, nice

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>>22364691
ahem...

>> No.22365444

>>22364691
Alexandre "big nig" Dumas is the only good author in general

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>>22364862
underrated

>> No.22365495

>>22365492
They all suck

>> No.22365515

>>22365012
Uh based?

>> No.22365588

>>22364691
My nigga fr

>> No.22365762

>>22364723
The "intellectual, cultured fat man" is a rare archetype that doesn't seem to exist anymore. Types like Chesterton, Orson Welles, etc

>> No.22365792

>>22365762
I think the closest we got is Guillermo del Toro and he's just a big fucking nerd.

>> No.22365823

>>22365012
>>"Bakunin has become a monster, a huge mass of flesh and fat
fucking kek

>> No.22365833

>>22364691
Was he a fatty by nature, or was that just someone who plumped as they aged?

>> No.22365897

>>22364691
The works of fat men tend to be more sensible and grounded than the nervous twitchy fantasies of the thin

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fucking can't stand dumas.
dumas charater blackmails you:
>i have in my possession, though, not on my person, a certain... LETTER~, one whose contents you are, to be sure already INTIMATELY familier with. (oohohoho) and thus would be of little interest to you. they would however, i'm sure you can imagine, be of interets- GREAT interest to certain... OTHER parties. the prince, perhaps?
normal human beong blackmails you:
>i know what you did, bitch. 10 grand and i'll keep my mouth shut.

>> No.22367032

>>22364723
only if you're fat. don't be fat.

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fucking can't stand dumas.
dumas character blackmails you:
>i have in my possession, though, not on my person, a certain... LETTER~, one whose contents you are, to be sure, already INTIMATELY familiar with. (oohohoho) and thus would be of little interest to you. they would however, i'm sure you can imagine, be of interest- GREAT interest to certain... OTHER parties. the prince, perhaps?
normal human being blackmails you:
>i know what you did, bitch. 10 grand and i'll keep my mouth shut.

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>...a witch-haunted bog, memorable for having nearly swallowed up David Hume the historian, who was a native of Ninewells, in the neighbourhood. Hume missed his footing in the mire, and sticking fast, called for assistance, and was at last heard by some people, who ran to give help. Seeing, however, that it was Hume "the unbeliever," they turned back from the amiable philosopher, remarking, "Na, na, the deil has him, let the deil keep him."
Though, what actually happened was that his fat ass flailed around in the bog until some fisherman's wife showed up and promised to help him out if he recited the lord's prayer, which he did. He claimed that she was the best theologian he had ever met.

>> No.22367152

>>22367040
There are conspiracy theories that he was paid by the word.