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22322652 No.22322652 [Reply] [Original]

Sweet sugary adversaries are perfect for the munchin'
With a hankerin' for confectionaries, my fists are hungry for punchin'
I'm weaving my cotton candy web and you fall into my trap
Procure my bib and dessert fork, so that I may begin to snack
Should I crunch him now or savour every lick?
I could punish him slowly, or dip and sprinkle him quick!
First I'll gingerly gingersnap his candy-coated pretzle arms in half!
Then I'll buttery pop gumdrop smack him to the chocolatey canvas with a slap!
In the marshmallow ring the ropes look like twizzlers
Body shots to my jelly belly merely give me a snicker!
Dandy candy candycanes sugarplums galore
The Candyman with sourpatch fists will knock you clean to the floor
I'll pumpkin crumb cream crunch punch his powdered donut head
Until the juniper belly jelly jam comes tumble-bumble squeezing from his neck!

Positively Joycean. I bet Sam Hyde has read Finnegan's Wake.

>> No.22322738

>>22322652
YES THIS IS LITERATURE.

THIS IS THE BEST POEM IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IN THE PAST 50 YEARS.

>> No.22322749

Samuel dovaki Haydiansaion is his full name
Please use it

>> No.22322876

>>22322749
Idgy

>> No.22323993

>>22322738
Seconded. Its creative and fucking hilarious, especially given the fact it was first read in front of a live audience.

>> No.22323996

>>22322652
i like it

>> No.22323998

>>22322652
fuck this half-kike (yep his dad is jewish look it up) grifter. buy an add you fat roiding faggot

>> No.22324006

I like Hyde a lot and I’m glad people like him exist but his writing has always been subpar (Bomb the govt, jeehoo’s trip to the future, Hyde Wars written shit). His gimmick is being verbose but there’s never a good payoff

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>>22323998
>yep his dad is jewish look it up
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>> No.22324236
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22324236

damn bro still writing lyrics???

>> No.22325303

>>22323998
>buy an add
the virgin ESL fears the candy man

>> No.22326244

>>22325303
OP fears his thread hitting page 10