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22318310 No.22318310 [Reply] [Original]

>you will never be a semi-famous fiction author and poet who lives as an eccentric recluse underappreciated in his time but lauded by posterity in a tasteful country house in rural new england with a biweeky email newsletter covering your weekend hiking and hunting trips that will be published as an omnibus along with your magnum opus tragically left unfinished upon your untimely assassination at the age of twenty-nine at the hands of a crazed female stalker with an otherworldly indescribable ethereal quality who departs the mortal coil soon after through the shame and guilt that comes with depriving the world of such a great literary mind

>> No.22318335

You are gay

>> No.22318488
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>ywn fuck OPs gay posterior with your mortal coil

>> No.22318515

bump

>> No.22318537

bump

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>>22318310
Nigger

>> No.22318661

>you

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>> No.22318799

>>22318758
Stop spamming your schlock

>> No.22318836

>>22318310
Your fascination with w*men hints at lack of relevant life experience, the primary resource for fiction writing. You need to either know the world or have schizophrenia to produce anything worth reading.

>> No.22319050

>>22318310
i'm...i'm 29...

>> No.22320023

>>22319050
The thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created

>> No.22320098

I've already been published multiple times in several top 30 journals, absolutely kill it during readings, earned an MFA from an elite university, and have a hyper-successful book agent. Please speak for yourself, anon.

>p.s. this is an encouragement to keep trying and never give up because that's what dough-bellied faggots do

>> No.22320110

OP is a faggot always but this one is one of the worst cases I’ve seen in years

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>>22318310
>you will never be a polarizing semi famous author who is embroiled in a scandal involving underage girls

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>>22320098
The best part of this cringe post is that you don't even say you're successful, but instead just say that you have a "hyper-successful book agent".

>> No.22320591

>>22318310
>>22318488
>>22320098
based literary lifestylers

>> No.22321534

>>22318836
But this is not an ordinary woman she has a otherworldly indescribable ethereal quality

>> No.22321574

>>22321534
kek

>> No.22321592

>>22320098
Name your latest so Anon can ridicule you.

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>you will never BE

>> No.22321764

>>22320098
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH