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Why is this guy allowed to constantly shit up the board with his shilling?

>> No.22315831
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Gardner walked so Krake could run.

>> No.22315851

>>22315826
he isn’t it’s jealous incels trying to disparage him. i don’t care about him the books look gay, but these stalkers are somehow gayer

>> No.22315874

>>22315826
No idea. Also no evidence there's any understanding of /lit/ memes. It's all so alien. Most annoying part is I get posts deleted and catch bans over nonsense. My guess is the IP patterns are scattered and not just coming out of one place. People are helping him? Why? It's just to sell a self published book series that no one has ever even confirmed if it's good or bad. No one has ever actually talked about its contents. Whatever. What do you think?

>> No.22315903

>>22315826
>>WHY IS THIS GUY ALLOWED TO SHILL????
>actively shills for him
kys

>> No.22316004

>>22315874
Oh, I'll confirm it's bad. Just endlessly repetitive nonsense. Characters internally debate and reassure themselves about every single decision they make, like
>"Well, I guess since the door has a knob that must be how you open it. I've seen people open doors that way, so I'm sure it'll work. I'll just reach over and twist the knob and when I hear the click, I'll know I can pull the door open and then go inside this room." The man began to contemplate the action which he planned to carry out: he would use the knob to open the door and gain access to the room.

>> No.22316048

>>22316004
weird

>> No.22316069

>>22315903
Not a shill. Genuinely wish any thread featuring this book/author would get pruned and the poster be banned because no one other than the author is posting about it.

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Because he's a moderator here. He's literally in charge of enforcing the rules, and shill-spams instead. He's like a bent cop.
Some of us are so sick of him, one (or more) of us wrote a parody of his work, called "Call Of United Airlines". It's a brutal sendup of his unique "style".
You can read it for free here: https://files.catbox.moe/aw9gz2.pdf
But Frank is so insecure and thin-skinned, he (and his lawyer daddy) managed to file a fake DMCA against this book on Amazon. This single act makes him a world-class asshole.
Spread the word! Whenever you see him shill-spamming his garbage, bring up this book & post the link. It'll make him seethe like nothing else.
>>22316004
Excellent sick burn on his crappy writing!

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>>22316153
>gardner
>intellectual property
lelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelel

>> No.22316369

>>22315831
This is the fedora phenotype

>> No.22316376

>>22316153
>Because he's a moderator here.
This.
t. insider source (don’t ask)

>> No.22316383

where can I read the horrors call books for free? I only found call of the kappa on zlibrary

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>>22316383
They’re your books Frank. Just walk over to your shelf and grab one

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>>22316383
if you must, read the "look inside" portions on Amazon
if you want to read more after finishing the sample, stab yourself in the neck with an ice pick

>> No.22316416

>>22316405
>>22316409
>If you want to read the book without giving the creator money you are the creator?
huh?

>> No.22316423

>>22316416
there is no one who wants to read your books so the issue of money is moot.

>> No.22316428

>>22316423
But I want to read his books
They look interesting

>> No.22316448

>>22316428
Ok Frank, whatever you say

>> No.22316471

>>22316004
What an odd, repetitive paragraph.

>> No.22316493 [DELETED] 

Gardner is “intelligent” enough to write several novels with syntax and diction that’s quite a bit above the average mentally retarded ghetto-dweller, but clearly subtly mentally and emotionally retarded. Something like autism or mild schizophrenia (the YouTube videos of his also
make this clear). The clever, “funny” cynics making fun of him, even with entire hundreds-of-pages long parodies of him they’ve published, may outclass him in sheer brain strength, but are clearly emotionally and spiritually retarded for even bothering to do so, for even wanting to do so in the first place.

The sense I get of much of this board is of macho, chauvinistic high-school-age bullies on the one hand and sensitive nerds on the other. Whether they’re the “predator” or “prey,” they’ve both never mentally progressed past being high-schoolers alike. Is it even WORTH spending more minutes or hours of your precious life seriously considering or even making fun of Gardner, setting him up for some type of “humiliation” — “Haha, look what a NERD Gardner is, and how clever and more cynical WE are!” — or is it just mammalian adolescent posturing?

As far as I’m concerned, both Gardner and his sincere detractors can all go to hell, as far as I’m concerned. Why even let petty Internet drama have a significant role in their lives?

Why doesn’t the reader of this post consider why they’re even reading this post and seriously pondering it instead of doing something more productive or spiritually uplifting? (Yes, hypocrite that I am, this post is also a condemnation of myself for even writing it.)