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Someone !1LTek3FWf. Sun Dec 4 03:49:49 2011 No.2229968 [Reply] [Original]

>"is that the new book you got? can I see it?"
>starts licking his/her finger to turn the page

>>	Someone !1LTek3FWf. Sun Dec 4 03:56:48 2011 No.2229980 going straight to the point: do you guys moisten your finger(s) to turn the page?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 03:57:49 2011 No.2229981 File: 33 KB, 551x394, George-Negus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >A tour de force >Orwellian >Nabokovian >Foreword by Dave Eggers

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 03:59:48 2011 No.2229985 >>2229980 No, my fingers are constantly moist from fondling the spaghetti in my pockets.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 04:01:48 2011 No.2229988 My fingers have enough grip when dry, thank you very much. What have you been doing to yours? Rubbing them on sandpaper?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 04:31:49 2011 No.2230016 File: 495 KB, 500x360, its a distgusting habit.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nope. Its a disgusting habit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 04:31:49 2011 No.2230018 Mine are only that dry immediately after washing my hands. All the oil and sweat and dirt that builds up works perfectly fine for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 04:34:48 2011 No.2230021 Never seen anyone but disgusting, old, elderly people do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 04:44:50 2011 No.2230028 This is the worst use of /lit/ licks lips

>>	Deist !!fMq8ZXuIWTO Sun Dec 4 04:53:48 2011 No.2230034 >>2229980 Yes. I moisten my fingers to turn the page. But only on books I own. Never on borrowed books or library books. I have some respect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 04:56:48 2011 No.2230039 >>2230034 why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 04:58:48 2011 No.2230043 >>2230039 because it helps the pages stick to your fingers duh you know they sell shit to rub on your fingers so you dont have to use spit

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 12:22:33 2011 No.2230560 >>2230043 you do know that spit is free, right?

>>	Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Sun Dec 4 12:25:34 2011 No.2230570 File: 127 KB, 428x442, 1305615960998.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2230560 You do know he doesn't want his pages to stick together, right? Oh you must. Its in that post. >Mfw I never licked a damn page in my life. Slobs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 12:27:34 2011 No.2230576 >>2230043 u dudes must have some fucking dry ass skin if u have to moisten ur damn finger to turn the page jesus christ, drink more water and less sugar-cola u freaks

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 12:29:32 2011 No.2230581 i cut out the middle man and turn the page with my tongue. only with borrowed books, though, i wouldn't want to ruin my own.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 12:35:32 2011 No.2230593 i slice my finger open and turn the page. the blood makes it easier. come at me pussy faggots. ill fuckin rock u in the otacon ring bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 12:36:33 2011 No.2230595 >pretends to have standards >posting on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 12:39:32 2011 No.2230613 File: 102 KB, 200x298, 1311754031186.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2230593 >ill fuckin rock u in the otacon ring bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 12:53:33 2011 No.2230646 Licking your finger to turn the page is a horrible habit. I hate anyone who does it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 12:56:32 2011 No.2230655 File: 17 KB, 300x218, octagon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2230593 Bring it. Only pussies bleed.

>>	PLEBEIANS. ϟ ＫＯＺ ϟ !Ry9qSW42No Sun Dec 4 13:07:32 2011 No.2230674 File: 103 KB, 592x488, RyRy NEUMANN VISAGE ZOOM HOOD.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ALL THAT READIN IS MESSIN WITH YOUR HEAD.

>>	Fabulous !!hjlP7EXnL04 Sun Dec 4 13:09:33 2011 No.2230681 >>2230674 You're a loser and I hope you were shaken as a toddler!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 13:10:33 2011 No.2230683 >Niece spots a book on my bed >Being and Nothingness >Looks at it >Winces in confusion D'aaawwwww

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 13:15:32 2011 No.2230690 File: 15 KB, 320x240, cheeto fingers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey dude, can I see your book?