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22297935 No.22297935 [Reply] [Original]

>hey anon, put that book down and get rowin'

>> No.22297940

>>22297935
That is not rowing.

>> No.22297942

>>22297935
Their form sucks

>> No.22297946

I don't take weight training advice from women. Core strength (e.g. Pilates) and flexibility (e.g. Yoga) advice, sure.

>> No.22297968

>>22297946
Flexibility is a side effect of yoga, not the purpose. I dated a yoga instructor for awhile and took up yoga because of that, most weeks it seemed like one of the girls taking her class would bring in her big buff boyfriend, it was always entertaining to watch him get his ass kicked by yoga. But yoga kicks everyone's ass at the start, it is isometrics taken to the extreme. Kinda miss yoga but it was too tied up in her for me, something lacking in not having someone to do it with. That year of waking up every morning to spend an hour doing yoga with my yoga gf was a great year, hope to have that again sometime.

>> No.22298025

>>22297968
>Flexibility is a side effect of yoga, not the purpose.
True. You should try Pilates. I went to one class a long time ago and I was getting mogged by middle aged women. I couldn't hold most of the contraption-assisted poses. My core had and still has zero strength. I should start working out again.

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>>22298025
Yoga will build that core up once you get past the basics. Take a pose like pic related, it is not terribly difficult to get into it once you have the strength but your own breathing is going to push you off balance and you are going to hold that pose for a dozen long slow deep breaths so you have to constantly make minute adjustments to all of your muscles in reaction to your own breath. To hold it for more than a breath takes an insane amount of strength and control over all of your muscles, nothing is left out with that one.

>> No.22298330

>>22297935
>*puts book down*
>*puts on headphones*
>*listens to audiobook while rowin*
simple as

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22298940

>MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME CUNT I SAID PUT YOUR SHOES AND SOCKS IN THE BAG

>> No.22299324 [DELETED] 

Nah maine, i rather go rucking with 25ln on back, gaine more muscle that way. boy

>> No.22299327

Nah maine, i rather go rucking with 25 lb on back, gain more muscle that way. boy

>> No.22299335

>>22297935
>eww is that a female working out? lmao imagine doing something so brainless and repetitive. i'm better off sitting in my dark room with some nineteenth century schizo dude's ramblings

>> No.22299338

Is Sex real? I mean, isn't it just a psyop? Maybe our parents were right about how children were made. Not by sucky-fuckey.

>> No.22299341

>>22299335
this but unironically

>> No.22299345

>>22299338
i cannot tolerate the smell of other people, even girls. The very idea of seeing a real vagina or anus is revolting to me. Tits are nice but I always feel jaded by the fact that majority of real tits are dishonestly raised with bras, and once the bra comes off the tits sag to the navel.

>> No.22299357

>>22298330
Works only if you're listening to the most basic YA fantasy fiction

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>>22299341

>> No.22299372
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I have a concept 2 rowing machine. I do 1km sprints 5km per day minimum. Level 4 with maximum drag.

>> No.22299376

>>22299338
I'm pretty convinced its a psyop. (Even though I've had sex before)

>> No.22299801

>>22299338
whatmin?

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22299807

lift heavy thing

>> No.22299814

>>22297935
There's never more than two of those in any gym, so one of you bitches is getting up.

>> No.22299820

>>22299814
sad, we have like 3 and i have never seen anyone use them besides my self for like 5 minutes before i go lift weights downstairs. I dont really know how to do it properly. They're fancy one with water sloshing around inside and everything.

>> No.22299852

>>22299372
I was gonna commend you on your time then I read "Level 4". When you can pull that at Level 10 you'll get the thumbs up from me.