/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.22296602]

>author is gay
>book is 70% disgusting depraved scenes of sexual depravity
why can't they just write a good story about normal events?

[Anonymous No.22296621]

>>22296602
They are boring and were taught the write what you know method by other hacks. Shouldnt surpise you that all they write about is degenerate fag hookup culture since thats all they know and think about.

[Anonymous No.22296624]

This is like going on pornhub and being shocked. You knew what you were looking for. And where to find normal stories.

[Anonymous No.22296627]

straight porn doesn't exist

[Anonymous No.22296629]

>>22296602
Why do you keep. Reading smut?
You’re just a coomer. You’re probably a closeted homosexual too.
I’ve read plenty of homosexual authors and not seen any sordid sexual depictions. Fuck off, coomer.

[Anonymous No.22296637]

Why do modernists pretend like I have to give my approval and consent to this type of behaviour?

[Anonymous No.22296644]

>>22296602
What’s so depraved about it? Are you shocked that human beings... have sex?

[Anonymous No.22296649]

>>22296602
Literally who

[Anonymous No.22296652]

>>22296629
not a coomer nor a queer, just an open minded reader and every time i give an opportunity to one of these freaks they fill my head with anus and cum talk. it's exhausting.

[Anonymous No.22296657]

>>22296644
Fag

[Anonymous No.22296658]

>>22296602
Ok what the actual fuck? Why the fuck did I get a boner? I'm married.

[Anonymous No.22296660]

>>22296644
This is how you have sex? Lol.

[Anonymous No.22296661]

>>22296649
Dennis Cooper. A very well respected author.

[Anonymous No.22296673]

>>22296661
More like Pennis (in) Pooper KEK

[Anonymous No.22296683]

When I was in jail some tranny ended up owing me money so I rubbed fixodent around his sphincter and sodomized him in the shower. It was like getting a gummy and butt fucking at the same time, they would rub colored candy on their face to mimic makeup and it ended up running in the shower. When I got out I banged a couple super hot shemales, at this point I can say that men are better than females at everything except menstruation and child birthing. Leave the gays alone, their way of life is superior in many ways.

[Anonymous No.22296691]

I got a boner, it's over.

[Anonymous No.22296696]

>>22296683
Yeah. Being a meth addicted hooker getting raped in jail by some closet fag really seems like a superior lifestyle choice. Hoe much is a prep scrip nowadays hoss?

[Anonymous No.22296701]

Straight man who married young
>M: Honey, I love the way you smell
>W: That's nice dear, I love the way you smell too
>M: I mean, honey, I REALLY love the way you smell, like, you FUCKING STINK so GOO-
>W: That's nice dear, now never say that again, but come here and put your penis in me.
>M: Sorry. Ok

Straight man who never married
>M: I love the way women smell
>*searches "women smell" on porn site*
>M: YES I love how women fuckin STINK so GOOD I NEED ME A STINKY BITCH
>M: ANY STINKY BITCHES AROUND HERE?
>*watches porn*
>*watches porn*
>M: WHY WON'T ANY STINKY SMELLY WOMEN WITH A GOOD POWERFUL STINK DATE ME?
>M: HELLO THERE MA'AM, YOU STINK SO GOOD! WHAT? IT'S A COMPLIMENT!
>*watches porn*
>*watches porn*
>*dies*

Straight man who married late
>M: I love the way women smell
>*searches "women smell" on porn site*
>M: YES I love how women fuckin STINK so GOOD I NEED ME A STINKY BITCH
>M: ANY STINKY BITCHES AROUND HERE?
>W: I... I guess I need the money bad enough to tolerate this.
>M: YEAH I LOVE MY STINKY WIFE GET YOURSELF NICE AND STINKY FOR ME
>W: Ugh... Fine...

Gay man
>F1: ANY STINKY MEATY HOLES AROUND HERE?
>F2: HELL YEAH BROTHER I'VE GOT A STINKY HAIRY HOLE DO YOU HAVE ANY POPPERS
>F1: BROTHER I DO HAVE SOME POPPERS, AND I'VE GOT A STINKY HAIRY MEATY HOLE TOO
>F2: THAT'S CRAZY BROTHER, LET'S TOUCH OUR HAIRY STINKY HOLES TOGETHER
>F1: THE MEATY CAVERN OF YOUR DAMAGED UNBELIEVABLE ASSHOLE MAKES ME WANT TO CHOW DOWN ON YOUR MEATY STINKY HAIRY HOT HOLE BROTHER
>F2: YOUR HOLE IS SO ELASTIC BROTHER I THINK YOU SHOULD WEAR SOME SPECIAL PANTS THAT SHOW YOUR ELASTIC HAIRY HOT HOLE FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE BROTHER
>F1: THAT'S AN AMAZING IDEA... WHERE CAN WE FIND SOME CHILDREN TO SHOW THIS TO

Moral of story: man needs wife, and fast

[Anonymous No.22296716]

>OP procures gay porn again
>Is horrified by the gay content
>OP then posts in the poetry section of 4channel's totally straight men's club about gay sex as the opening poster of a thread
>Is surprised anon thinks he's a faggot
Life must be a constantly unwinding eternal mystery to you, bro, but we have no idea why you downloaded Grindr either

[Anonymous No.22296721]

>>22296701
The superior man doesn't depends on a bitch to fulfill his desires or to have self control, incel.

[Anonymous No.22296730]

>>22296721
Most men are not superior, retard. Most men are average joes who need all the help they can get. Even if a minority of superior men can resist porn, evidently and empirically they must be rare because porn is an epidemic, and the minority of superior men will be drowned out by degenerate hedonists in their own society, which is relevant.

These are all natural concomitants of what I posted, at least for a non-retarded brain. Sorry you needed to be told them explicitly.

[Anonymous No.22296738]

>>22296730
I will fap, and I'm gonna fuck your wife in the ass. Get rekt "Joe"

[Anonymous No.22296741]

>>22296738
Case in point.

[Anonymous No.22296776]

>>22296683
Sounds based, not gonna lie.

[Anonymous No.22296991]

>>22296644
sex is a pure act to deepen love and intimacy, as well as create life, between a man and a woman. women understand this better. homosexuals lack women and the result is predictably depraved. i understand it's easy to end up with a malformed sexuality and get carried away but that is your problem and doesn't change anything or make it ok.

[Anonymous No.22297032]

>>22296661
>>22296602
why do you read famously transgressive authors if you dont want transgression?

[Anonymous No.22297181]

>>22296602
Then how would it be gay literature?

[Anonymous No.22297326]

>>22296701
based post. based!

[Anonymous No.22297356]

>>22296991
>homosexuals lack women
Fuck women. Until beating women is normalized, homos > straightoids.

[Anonymous No.22297401]

wasn't walt whitman a homo

[Anonymous No.22297567]

>>22296629
>I’ve read plenty of homosexual authors and not seen any sordid sexual depictions.
I see you haven't been introduced to the wonders of Genet

[Anonymous No.22297588]

>>22296683
what were you even in jail for

[Anonymous No.22297595]

>>22296701
Alternative: Be straight and get into perfumes

Actually no on second thought I don't recommend it if you like money, I waste so much on fragrances ACK

[Anonymous No.22297606]

>>22296991
>sex is a pure act
you've never had more than starfish women, have you now

[Anonymous No.22297624]

>>22296991
>homosexuals lack women
Except for homosexual women.

[Anonymous No.22297715]

>>22296602
this nigga read an author that is LICHRULLY only known for writing about sexual depravity and was surprised when he got sexual depravity

[Anonymous No.22297838]

>>22297032
you can be transgressive without resorting to page long anal play every five minutes. Herero transgressive writers aren’t going on and on about pussy every other page.

[Anonymous No.22297848]

>>22297838
the point of my reply obviously wasnt to comment on the merits of dennis cooper
but to say that OPs thread makes absolutely no sense, it's like making a thread saying "why are these french frogfuckers so fucking disgusting, every time i give one of them a chance its some depraved shit" after reading de sade and bataille

[Anonymous No.22297892]

>>22296602
Your OP is probably bait, but read Saki. Gay guys write the best women, it's actually unreal how spot on he nails the rich young girl stereotype as a guy who looks like this

[Anonymous No.22298164]

>>22296602
Reminds me of the Spotemgotem pasta

[Anonymous No.22298192]

>>22298164
It reminds me of the Chuck pasta (Chuck from the death metal band Death).