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Anonymous Sat Jul 22 18:49:06 2023 No.22293342 [Reply] [Original]

NEW 'TOSS DROPPED

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 18:50:39 2023 No.22293347 >>22293342 I literally dont get it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 18:52:42 2023 No.22293352 File: 48 KB, 349x287, img-2023-07-22-15-52-31.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 18:55:26 2023 No.22293365 >>22293352 how can a person make fun of normies when they havent let go of the amongus meme

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 18:58:23 2023 No.22293373
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>>22293347

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for BUGGERY. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would DRINK, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the QUES-TION MARK. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Ran-GOON, LUGE lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, PRE-TTY STAN-DARD... really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my TES-TI-CLES. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:01:41 2023 No.22293385 >>22293352 I don’t get it still. The plate looks like a face with a meat helmet that mirrors the cat meat helmet? It is time like this I’m glad I stay distanced and uninformed about modern day politics and the culture war.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:05:16 2023 No.22293393 File: 129 KB, 715x700, 1690051746395230.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:05:45 2023 No.22293397 >>22293385 ah muh gus

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:09:12 2023 No.22293407 >>22293397 The amongus meme mentioned above? No clue what that is either. It is times like this I realize I don’t understand the younger generation and I’m alright with that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:12:51 2023 No.22293416 MAM, PLS NO MEAT TOUCHING

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:15:15 2023 No.22293420 >>22293393 lol

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:34:09 2023 No.22293463

>>22293352
Okay fine, but why is the cat wearing a helmet made out of meat huh? Yeah that's right, you don't know that one now do you? Yeah buddy. You don't have the answers you seem to think you have. You think your finger's on the pulse but it's not even close. Not even close at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:38:45 2023 No.22293475 >>22293416 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SATIRE ON PEOPLE WHO MISUSE "KAFKAESQUE"

Anonymousn Sat Jul 22 19:39:19 2023 No.22293480
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For anyone who doesn't know, it's referencing a bit from the one-panel comic Heathcliff.

But the Stone Toss version doesn't add anything, or even seem to be trying to be funny, and moreover isn't literature, so I don't know why it was posted here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:39:34 2023 No.22293481 >>22293393 Laughed

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:40:43 2023 No.22293488 >>22293480 I dont even understand the heathcliff version

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:43:06 2023 No.22293493 >>22293480 The heathcliff version wasn't funny to begin with. It's not even a joke, or even an attempt at being a joke.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:44:36 2023 No.22293501 File: 86 KB, 420x420, 1675281543948838.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22293480 >and moreover isn't literature, so I don't know why it was posted here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:46:40 2023 No.22293505 File: 179 KB, 616x720, meattank.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22293488 The Heathcliff strip went completely schizo at some point over the last few years

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:47:14 2023 No.22293506 >>22293393 Hah, now I get it!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:48:30 2023 No.22293508 >>22293480 Kek. Look at that cat!!! He sure is serious about his ham!

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:49:48 2023 No.22293515

>>22293480
That is the actual, original comic, published in American newspapers in 2013 and available on GoComics archives forever. It was right under our noses this whole time.

He’s Wearing The Gravy Helmet, Again

For those of you who don’t know me from my rock band, radio show, global symposium on bitcoin, brief career in music journalism or bizarro twitter feed, let me just say this right off the bat — I have a weird brain and am Extremely Online.
I was doing my Saturday morning reading, taking in the sites at places like The Nib and Lifehacker and Outline, when I came across a piece by Max Genecov entitled “LOL, CAT : The Best Internet is “Weird Heathcliff” Internet”

In it, Genecov dissects a small but loyal group of insane people who still read daily gag comic “Heathcliff” in the year of our lord 2018.

But this article isn’t about that. That’s just the starting point.

Once finished with Genecov’s wild piece, I took it upon myself to scour the internet for the weirdest most Dada pieces of “Heathcliff” art I could find and it didn’t take long before I stumbled headfirst into the perfect comic.

A Towering Work of Staggering Genius
That is the actual, original comic, published in American newspapers in 2013 and available on GoComics archives forever. It was right under our noses this whole time.

In it, the titular character sits just outside the dining room where his owners’ family is about to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner, wearing a helmet that just says GRAVY on it. Someone, ostensibly the young Calvin-esque boy with his mouth open is quoted at the bottom as saying “He’s wearing the gravy helmet, again.”

“He’s wearing the gravy helmet, again.”

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:57:05 2023 No.22293539 Now where could my pipe be...?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:08:58 2023 No.22293567 >>22293508 Normie

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:09:35 2023 No.22293569 >>22293539 Hello janny

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:21:36 2023 No.22293613 I never knew that Heathcliff wasn't the same as Garfield. Thank you, internet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 00:18:18 2023 No.22294431 >>22293373 incredibly based

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 00:22:04 2023 No.22294442 >>22293613 Heathcliff is funnier than Garfield because the absurd situations in which Heathfield finds himself actually make me laugh

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 00:24:11 2023 No.22294446 >>22294442 Heathcliff is Garfield for children who don't know they're incels yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 00:33:43 2023 No.22294473 >>22294446 Thank you for defending Daviscore fellow Garfcel Jerking my Odie to this one

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 00:44:16 2023 No.22294505 File: 70 KB, 450x538, crhea230721.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22293505 shouldn't his editor be checking these? what does this even mean?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:20:14 2023 No.22294604 >>22293373 >There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it This is unironically true. Take a solid hour and shave your balls and asshole perfectly clean. You'll never want to go back.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:23:11 2023 No.22294610 >>22294604 but i take pleasure in idly plucking my ball hairs with my fingers as i lay in bed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:34:56 2023 No.22294641 File: 363 KB, 1000x1446, viral.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i've always liked this chud cartoonist the most

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:36:16 2023 No.22294644 File: 369 KB, 1000x981, bike.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22294641

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:37:17 2023 No.22294645 >>22294644 chuds are best when they're evil

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:38:19 2023 No.22294651 File: 500 KB, 1000x1413, by-the-numbers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22294644 >>22294645

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:39:20 2023 No.22294653 File: 21 KB, 718x587, chess_game.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is now a space moose thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:40:38 2023 No.22294657 File: 298 KB, 1000x981, discount-dirlewanger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22294651

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:44:45 2023 No.22294667 >>22293342 >being stupid human >being highly intelligent creature from another dimension who happens to be living among humans Choose one

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:45:59 2023 No.22294673 File: 17 KB, 645x770, me.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22294667 >highly intelligent creature from another dimension who happens to be living among humans

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:46:17 2023 No.22294676 File: 426 KB, 1000x981, hybrid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22294657 last one lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:47:36 2023 No.22294681 >>22294644 >does'nt meant

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:49:25 2023 No.22294690 >>22294673 Just give him a toupee bro

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 02:08:57 2023 No.22294742 I feed my cat calf liver and he enjoys it very much. My cat is riding the tiger thanks to the help of BAP and his excellent book

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 02:19:36 2023 No.22294772 >ITT low IQ individuals don't understand the ingenuity of Heathcliff

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 02:21:04 2023 No.22294774 >>22294772 i posted this thread and i won't have you calling my threadies "low IQ individuals"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 02:23:28 2023 No.22294781 File: 143 KB, 516x598, heathcliff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 02:24:56 2023 No.22294789 I see Heathcliff has gone the whole antihumor route

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 02:47:54 2023 No.22294831 File: 38 KB, 600x357, 1680624679438772.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22294789 have you ever seen the sunday funnies? they've never been funny. any of them

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 02:58:49 2023 No.22294851 >>22294831 what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 02:59:33 2023 No.22294855 >>22294831 Left one is saying cavemen are stupid. Right one the parents are threatening the child

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 03:00:27 2023 No.22294857 >>22294855 just swap the captions, einstein

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 03:01:29 2023 No.22294859 >>22294857 Nah it’s betta the way it is

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 03:12:18 2023 No.22294874 >>22294604 >cant let out silent farts no thanks, my asshole will continue to be hairy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 03:14:39 2023 No.22294880 >>22294874 Just loosen your sphincter. You'll feel pressure on your cheeks but it'll gradually slip on out, quiet as a mouse.

Anonymous Sun Jul 23 03:21:14 2023 No.22294891

>>22294874
I'm terrified of sharting so I always spread my ass cheeks when I fart so that there's no obstructions and no need for pushing and thus no pressure buildup that could lead to a lost gamble

It works well but after years of "fffffffhhhh" farts I do sometimes miss the colossal brap gamble

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 03:21:59 2023 No.22294893 >>22293373 holy fuck i get it now

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