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2226104

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:05:51 2011 No.2226104 [Reply] [Original]

That feel when Salman Rushdie uses smiley faces to roll up on Maxim models via Facebook

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:07:50 2011 No.2226109 he sent that bitch a smiley face. bitches love smiley faces.

>>	Truman Capote !!cO9KVBDtkqQ Fri Dec 2 14:07:50 2011 No.2226108 File: 29 KB, 460x276, salman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sly dog.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:10:52 2011 No.2226113 File: 136 KB, 640x360, xlarge_9ebd0c59ab5f6d78ce0d7a05de2f34c3..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >http://gawker.com/5864548/salman-rushdies-facebook-seduction-and-break+up-with-a-crazed-reality- star

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:13:52 2011 No.2226119 >>2226113 Haha, that break-up message.

>>	Dr. Seussicide (SLAF) Fri Dec 2 14:15:52 2011 No.2226121 >>2226113 Dem comments >Because straight men are known for their ability to stay away from pussy that's attached to crazy ladies. This nigga knows what life's about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:16:52 2011 No.2226123 i refuse to believe that someone would run around on padma

>>	Truman Capote !!cO9KVBDtkqQ Fri Dec 2 14:16:52 2011 No.2226125 >>2226113 how does that bearded fucker do it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:21:55 2011 No.2226131 I lost all the respect I had for him when he called The Wire just a cop show.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:24:53 2011 No.2226134 >>2226131 He's right, you know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:25:53 2011 No.2226137 >>2226134 what do you watch thats so great

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:26:52 2011 No.2226141 >>2226137 I read books

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:26:52 2011 No.2226142 File: 47 KB, 460x288, VS_Naipaul.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:29:52 2011 No.2226145 >>2226141 what do youread thats so great

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:30:52 2011 No.2226150 >>2226145 Cop novels, mostly

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:33:53 2011 No.2226153 lol he's threatening to sue you i don't care how smart you are, no horny sixtysomething is ever going to outfox a twentysomething famewhore in a battle over sexy social media exchanges

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:37:52 2011 No.2226156 >>2226131 But the wire is a cop show.

>>	hakas !u/t2Vf0FFs Fri Dec 2 14:37:52 2011 No.2226157 >>2226153 dont facebook messages belong to mark zuckerberg anyway?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:38:53 2011 No.2226161 >>2226156 like crime and punishment is a cop novel

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:40:52 2011 No.2226165 >>2226161 What's your point?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:40:52 2011 No.2226167 >>2226165 whats yours

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:44:53 2011 No.2226176 File: 56 KB, 640x500, the_wire_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2226167 18 inches and in your moms.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:49:52 2011 No.2226183 >posting this shit for the public to see

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 15:01:52 2011 No.2226197 are you surprised that geniuses love pussy too? this reminds me of a yourube vid where some ladie comes up to r dawkins and asks why he doesn't have children and he replied with a smooth "is that an invitation"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 15:06:53 2011 No.2226206 File: 49 KB, 460x513, derp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2226197 >Rushdie, Dawkins >"geniuses" Is that how low we're setting the bar these days?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 15:07:53 2011 No.2226209 >>2226206 Dawkins is actually a really, really good biologist. Whatever you think of his behavior with regards to religion, you can't take that away from him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 15:10:52 2011 No.2226212 >>2226209 Dawkins wouldn't know how to pipette his way out of a paper bag. He's not a biologist. He's a pundit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 15:13:53 2011 No.2226220 Not a fan of Rushdie's fiction, but I congratulate him for his poonhound instincts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 15:14:52 2011 No.2226222 >>2226212 >I disagree with his political views, therefore nothing good can be said about him You're an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 15:19:53 2011 No.2226232 >>2226222 You should probably know how to pipette if you want to call yourself a biologist though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 15:20:52 2011 No.2226233 >>2226232 Show me a source (besides some anti-evolution site or some shit) that says he can't pipette, then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 15:27:52 2011 No.2226237 >>2226233 You can't just assume he knows how to pipette. You have to prove that he does.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 15:31:52 2011 No.2226241 >Rushdie giving me the inspiration I need to be a novelist

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 15:32:53 2011 No.2226242 >>2226233 Faith in Dawkin's pipetteing ability is the great cop-out, the great excuse to evade the need to think and evaluate evidence. Faith in Dawkin'ns pipetteing ability is belief in spite of, even perhaps because of, the lack of evidence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 15:42:52 2011 No.2226260 >>2226197 That's fucking creepy. Mystery solved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 16:32:55 2011 No.2226327 He's doin' it right. That's why I want to become a world-famous author one day. Wanna be more like Bukowski, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 16:33:56 2011 No.2226333 >>2226121 too good. of course this commenter was a woman.