&amp 017 Has Arrived

[Anonymous No.22247887]

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[Anonymous No.22247908]

Thanks for making the new thread, Gardner

[Anonymous No.22247913]

Any &amp threads after this one will be the work of Brenda.

[Anonymous No.22247924]

>>22247887
how's it going with the &map youtube book reviews?

[Anonymous No.22248034]

>>22247924
I am so very nearly complete. It’s all down to technical difficulties at this point. Notwithstanding any further issues, I expect it to be posted this week. I really wanted to have it finished for the release of Seventeen but I ended being too gay.

[Anonymous No.22248035]

>>22247924
He gave an update in the last thread

[Anonymous No.22248043]

>>22248035
sorry, i was on the toilet. what did i miss?

[Anonymous No.22248098]

Fun thread last thread

[Anonymous No.22248132]

>>22248098
Very fun.

[Anonymous No.22248170]

>>22248132
Summer of manatee bros…

[Anonymous No.22248171]

>>22248132
Stop

[Anonymous No.22248182]

>>22248132
who is this semen demon?

[Anonymous No.22248201]

>>22248132
I will never get over how huge that forehead is. To any femanons lurking in this thread, let this be a lesson on the importance of bangs.

[Anonymous No.22248244]

>>22248043
Canva is better than GIMP

[Anonymous No.22248254]

great. the whole house reeks of pot now.

[Anonymous No.22248298]

>>22248201
Theres at least one other femanon (me) who has always told everyone she is a man

[Anonymous No.22248313]

>Robot Wars by Pom
A breath of fresh air (although, as you will see below, I don't know why) at the end of this issue. I have to admit I could barely get started on many of the stories this issue without rolling my eyes. All our /lit/ authors have a real problem with tone and voice - does every story have to be a first-person bizzaro livestream? It's too "I'm writing in &amp" for my liking. But at least Robot Wars had a wild and messy kind of character that suits itself, I can't fully say why I make an exception here. Repeat use of the phrase "Anyway, sorry" was transparent and revealed Pom too fully behind the story trying instead of doing. But I really enjoyed it. The ending was fun and I loved the use of Holy shit. Felt great and emphatic. Negative reviews from last thread about Robot Wars I probably even agree with but I think it's an earnest effort with a lot of character that isn't just wholly perfomative. Nice one Pom.

[Anonymous No.22248314]

>>22248298
me want fuck you sex sex sex sex. also i found the writing in powerpunk pretty embarrassing (on-topic post)

[Anonymous No.22248331]

>>22248298
If you're in the discord I guarantee I know who you are. I noticed you were a girl a few months ago.

[Anonymous No.22248355]

>>22248331
that's hot

[Anonymous No.22248360]

>>22248298
>>22248331
Samefag

[Anonymous No.22248363]

>>22248355
Yah but it's all good I won't out you wasn't a threat or anything

[Anonymous No.22248368]

>>22248363
nta ;)

[Anonymous No.22248369]

>>22248331
Who?

[Anonymous No.22248390]

This is the most pathetic thread on /lit/.

[Anonymous No.22248392]

>>22248298
I miss the days when everyone in these threads thought I was a man…it was a simpler time.

[Anonymous No.22248398]

>>22248390
lol
no
do you even read other threads??

[Anonymous No.22248419]

>>22247887
just wanna say this is by far the best issue in a long time. these threads are always gay and you people are insufferable, but there's some great writing in here. thanks

[Anonymous No.22248421]

>>22248419
What was your favorite from this issue?

[Anonymous No.22248423]

>>22246677
Goodnight Zoodle ;0

[Anonymous No.22248432]

>>22248313
just read it myself, the feedback on it had me expecting some real trash but i liked it. it's good satire and it's different in a way that doesn't feel forced. perfect &amp fodder

[Anonymous No.22248438]

>>22248423
Aren’t Zoodles those spirallized zucchini “noodles” that were super trendy in like 2016?

[Anonymous No.22248452]

>>22248438
It is from this
https://genius.com/Sandra-boynton-silly-lullaby-lyrics

[Anonymous No.22248454]

>>22248369
james krake

[Anonymous No.22248472]

10 more years of &amp.

[Anonymous No.22248481]

this is the best thread on /lit/.

[Anonymous No.22248513]

>>22248472
Inshallah.

[Anonymous No.22248516]

this is the second best thread on /lit/ (the first being the one about the five nights at freddys book)

[Anonymous No.22248525]

>>22248516
pls gib link

[Anonymous No.22248628]

>>22248421
for me, it's "The New Timetable"
i'm a simple man with a penchant for simple stories

[Anonymous No.22248667]

>>22248454
everything makes sense now

[Anonymous No.22248697]

>>22248628
Oppressively british

[Anonymous No.22248708]

>>22248697
Bri’ ish

[Anonymous No.22248714]

>>22248697
yeah that was the only thing i didn't like about it. i thought the sentiment was enough to make up for it

[Anonymous No.22248826]

>>22248628
The new timetable was sappy and cringe as fuck desu

[Anonymous No.22248829]

>>22248313
>>22247737
>>22247737

[Anonymous No.22248869]

>>22248314
Powerpunk was pretty shit, 2/10 for me

[Anonymous No.22248883]

>>22248826
i find it refreshing when 2/3s of the submissions in the average issue are "transgressive", terminally-online meme lit by zoomers who OD'd on MDE videos
BRO WHAT IF MCDONALDS OWNED A PRIVATE ARMY WOULDN'T THAT BE CRAZY?

[Anonymous No.22248890]

>>22248883
This is all because we never got a model for burgerpunk. There is no standout piece of burger punk fiction to model off of, so everyone who wants to try their hand at it (lofi cyberpunk with a lot of brand names littering the page), is clumsy, fumbling in the dark.

[Anonymous No.22248891]

>>22248883
i agree but in fairness what you described is explicitly the type of stuff the people behind &amp have asked for

[Anonymous No.22248981]

>>22248883
Yes I agree wholeheartedly. Although I didn't think the story was great in this case.

[Anonymous No.22249017]

>writing my submision for 018
>total shit
>minimum 4 drafts to be worth showing to people and this is with me being copetimistic(clever writing like this can be expected int he final draft)
Gonna shoot myself
At least I've been able to keep to this 500 words a day schedule even if this is a borderline dump draft with maybe 300 words of quality prose

[Anonymous No.22249030]

>>22249017
Do your best. Write seriously and edit. It may not even be accepted for 018 imagine that. And if it is, it will be definitely be criticised by anons. What an incredible experience though! The whole thing. Keep going anon.

[Anonymous No.22249038]

>>22249017
Writing my submission for unreal and having the same issues. Freaking out and redoing entire sections before the piece is even finished. I keep changing my mind about motivations.

Finally cleaned everything up tonight and have it on a good track to complete by the 14th. Hang in there, bro.

[Anonymous No.22249044]

>>22249017
looking forward to reading it

[Anonymous No.22249165]

>>22248313
I agree with this. Robot Wars was one of only a few comfy stories for me this issue. It has a properly fleshed out protagonist you can understand (even if they're a Zoomer), and the story is tragic and ends well. Tbh I think people just read the colloquial prose and are saying they don't like it because they don't think it's sophisticated, which is weird because it has more substance than a lot of the other stories.

[Anonymous No.22249312]

>>22248883
Yeah &amp needs to get away from this or at least like anon said >>22248890 a work needs to come along that really defines it.... I guess &amp is the place for it if anywhere, so anons can only try til it comes I suppose.

[Anonymous No.22249558]

>>22249312
>>22248890
What about Chicken World?

[Anonymous No.22249566]

>>22249017
Same. I'm thinking about doing another story because this one just isn't what I thought. I love the abandoned office milieu, but I am struggling to think how anachronism is interesting in a non-obvious way.

[Anonymous No.22249583]

>>22249558
ahhhhhh just the fact it's about chickens... yeah idk.

[Anonymous No.22249587]

>>22247887
the first article is a masterpiece

[Anonymous No.22249618]

>>22243652
Seriously could &amp really nominate stories for a Pushcart? It would be a great idea to nominate the better stories regularly.

[Anonymous No.22249806]

>>22249587
The funniest shit I’ve read in years

[Anonymous No.22249992]

>>22249618
Pushcart doesn’t want &amp.

[Anonymous No.22250013]

Best of &amp when? Pls gib

[Anonymous No.22250030]

>>22249165
NTA but I am going to try to write more comfy stories, I like them too.

[Anonymous No.22250051]

>>22249992
Maybe! But editor can absolutely nominate 6 stories per year regardless, and then the author can tell people he’s pushcart nominated :^)

[Anonymous No.22250079]

>>22250013
Never. Anyone who thinks that Ari will actually follow through is genuinely delusional at this point.

[Anonymous No.22250083]

>>22250079
aricucks are in denial desu

[Anonymous No.22250119]

>>22249017
I don't even edit my submissions past spelling, grammar, and minor adjustments to flow. Anything I write is going to be imperfect by nature, so I think you might as well lean into it as much as you can. If it's going to be imperfect, it might as well be imperfectly and entirely yours... warts and all.

[Anonymous No.22250194]

>>22250119
I'm usually a one draft charlie, which is part of why I don't think I've ever written a >6/10 story(except the one story that got 4+ drafts, which was still rejected by all mags). Plus, I'm a bit scatterbrained, so my stories both have weak throughlines and a jumbled plot with unclear transitions.
I've seen weak first drafts of great books, so idk why I figured I'd be different.

[Anonymous No.22250414]

>>22250194
Don’t underestimate the importance of editing

[Anonymous No.22250508]

>>22250414
True. I go from embarassingly bad to quite good after an edit. I have an amateur sense of flow, but I think I understand stories well enough. All in due time.

[Anonymous No.22250663]

>>22250013
who the fuck cares? Its been like a year the hype is over idgaf any more

[Anonymous No.22250781]

>>22250013
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.22250790]

>>22250781
You said “2 more weeks” in a thread like 2 months ago, fuck off

[Anonymous No.22250838]

>>22250790
trust the plan. the patriots are in control

[Anonymous No.22250906]

>>22250790
Early January 24
Screen cap this!

[Anonymous No.22250922]

I've read up until "Survive" so far and its a strong issue. I was not a fan of Powerpunk, which seemed to be stuck on the shadow of its own self imposed shtick, never getting anything deeper or being unselfconcious. But it was still okay. The stalker saga was fascinating and very well told with excellent interweaving of screenshots and images, and Gummy Prompts was right up my alley but I have too many thoughts about it to share here.

[Anonymous No.22251004]

>>22250922
>but I have too many thoughts about it to share here

[Anonymous No.22251081]

>>22251004
He said what he said

[Anonymous No.22251254]

&amp 018 is scheduled to release on August 1st. Send in your submissions for a chance to be featured in the next issue.

[Anonymous No.22251302]

>>22251254
I already made my submission but damn &amp is moving fast. I respect it.

[Anonymous No.22251327]

>>22247887
Where are the memes from the &amp stories?

[Anonymous No.22251332]

>>22251254
No way. August 1st? Gotta give the issues time to breathe.

[Anonymous No.22251407]

>>22250194
Send the one you edited 4+ times to &amp

[Anonymous No.22251446]

>>22251302
>&amp is moving fast

ari cant relate, kek

[Anonymous No.22251493]

>>22251332
Well, it is a monthly.

[Anonymous No.22251554]

>>22251332
imagine bitching about getting more &amp…ngmi

[Anonymous No.22251563]

>>22251493
A bimonthly would be better desu

[Anonymous No.22251584]

>>22251563
Retarded take

[Anonymous No.22251593]

>>22251563
Would put less stress on the editors but then more submissions would be left out, which may be a pro depending on who you ask

I won’t complain about monthly releases, I’ve got a coffee table to fill up. They should have a way to properly subscribe desu but their print costs seem a little insane atm so it probably would be worthwhile (a 25 dollar per month subscription to &amp magazine is a hard sell)

[Anonymous No.22251602]

>>22251547
for 018?

[Anonymous No.22251611]

>>22251493
I just mean that this didn't even release until like July 9th and next issue won't even be August 9th minimum?

[Anonymous No.22251619]

>>22251611
The August 1st release date is planned to coincide with some other projects that are in the works.

[Anonymous No.22251806]

>>22251619
Basado

[Anonymous No.22251856]

>>22251407
Shit, might as well submit both.
Based on the rejections I figure it's a little bit shit, but it did get me through the door for other things so maybe it's alright?

[Anonymous No.22251982]

>>22251856
&amp has published some pretty bad shit over the years, yours can’t be much worse

[Anonymous No.22252153]

Can someone give me a QRD of the drama in these threads from the past few months?

[Anonymous No.22252163]

>>22252153
no you gayops clucking hen faggot

[Anonymous No.22252225]

>>22252153
>thread is normal and fun for almost 100 posts
>tranny gets a giant red exclamation mark above his head

[Anonymous No.22252302]

>>22252153
You are not allowed to talk about that here. It makes them look bad. You should know better.

[Anonymous No.22252323]

>>22252302
thamk u for your understanding.

[Anonymous No.22252335]

>>22252302
Idgaf. Give me the details.

[Anonymous No.22252338]

the users above and below me are brenda sellers

[Anonymous No.22252340]

I am a standard, undisturbed human with properly modulated behavior. This morning I purchased and consumed a blueberry muffin, for example.

[Anonymous No.22252348]

I will surpass Ogden and write the best novel to be serialized in &amp. Or, perhaps, the second best. Certainly no lower.

[Anonymous No.22252382]

>>22252348
same
except I could probably settle for just an ad

[Anonymous No.22252388]

Is there a single person who reads &amp who isn’t also looking to have them shill their work?

[Anonymous No.22252401]

>>22252388
That's called high-percentage community engagement bucko

[Anonymous No.22252406]

>>22252388
If you want to be cyical about it, probably 2-30%. Now, is this because this magazine is entirely propped up by the miserly self-interest of some aspiring /lit/ authors' guild? Or, perhaps, do a bunch of /lit/ people who half ass being a proper writer read a homegrown magazine, get inspired, and decide they want to try to throw their hat in that ring?
I'm betting it's the latter. In fact, it always has been. Every single person who read and patronized the quarterly also wanted to be in the quarterly.
I mean, isn't it ridiculous? The idea that for two years a cabal of roughly 100-150 users have kept these threads going all because they think it'll be some amazing career launchpad? There's an ad for some /lit/ book in every issue, I doubt they've driven 8 total sales.

It's a community project, this is what that looks like. You've never seen one like it, because why would one grow up around you? Are you an inspiring person?
I bet Kawata Shoujo threads were mostly people trying to get their writing/storylines in. Soils the whole project, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.22252408]

>>22252388
I think the anon/10 reviewer is a pure critic. Not many but there are some. I read even when I’m not in it.

[Anonymous No.22252411]

>>22252408
I've never been in an issue of &amp. I just think it's neat. What a ridiculous question.

[Anonymous No.22252417]

>>22252406
>2-30%
I can’t even be bothered to read the rest of your post when you have so little confidence in what you are saying.

[Anonymous No.22252422]

I accept your concession

[Anonymous No.22252440]

>>22252406
>2%
So you’re saying that there’s maybe 3 people on /lit/ who support &amp without writing for it? You do know that the vast majority of /lit/ is not made up of writers, right? This is a board based around the discussion of literature, not the shilling of one’s own self-described literature.

[Anonymous No.22252446]

>>22252406
I don't really see &amp as much as a launch pad as much as I see the writers as my peers. After being around this site for so long I just like to read what anons want to write. Even the contemporary writers I enjoy don't hit me the way /lit/'s writers do. I want to share my writing too and see if there's some common ground.

[Anonymous No.22252454]

>>22252440
Obviously meant 20%.
Lit is also overwhelmingly not interested in homegrown projects. If you ask the editor, you'll find out that many of the homegrown projects are quite incestuous. Editor mentions that the people behind the early &amp issues were also behind about 4-5 other /lit/ projects. Many of the dudes who wrote for &amp also wrote for the quarterly and also wrote for unreal, also wrote for /ffa/ and also did some annotations for Moby Dick and also wrote a story in This Is Burgerpunk.

It's a small board, and an even smaller slice of that board gives a damn about board projects. So, what's your point?

[Anonymous No.22252480]

>>22252446
That's basically what it is. I don't think anyone has ever seen it as a launchpad or an oppurtunity to shill. The guy in question doesn't even understand that most of the &amp ads are just put in there for fun by the editor himself or the editor's friends. He has such a grossly cynical idea of the world. Like the concept of community just washes off of him, and everyone must be here to grift and has been patiently waiting for two and a half years for this thing to blow up and launch them into superstardom.

[Anonymous No.22252491]

anon is just a failed crab
stop giving him oxygen.

[Anonymous No.22252496]

>>22252454
My point is that this project is an ouroboros made up entirely of leeches. It has been wholly rejected by almost every single user within your core audience. No one comes here to read the stories. The authors looking to be published are especially guilty of this. I don’t know how you people can talk big about camaraderie and community when not a single man within this supposed 150 person strong readership noticed that Adem’s story was in the state that it was.

[Anonymous No.22252504]

>>22252406
>Katawa Shoujo
You invoke this ancient seal? You speak these time-worn words of binding that compel me to immediately open and start listening to the OST in another tab?
Fie on thee. Illness strike thy sheep and boils grow on thy toes.

[Anonymous No.22252515]

>>22252496
Can you quit about that? Some of us already read his novel by then, and the ones that didn't aren't all editors and maybe would not have had the eye to notice it. Seriously, the kind of oversight is not some huge revelation about the character of people who read &amp.

[Anonymous No.22252519]

>>22252496
What are you even talking about my man? Are you trying to speak things into existence?
I'm the guy that pointed out the Adem shit. I'm also a fucking editor. That's my actual job. No shit the bevy of casual readers didn't spot the same shit I spotted. They have multiple (very cool) guys reviewing stories in every thread.
I guess your purpose, as a man who has failed to draw anyone to him, is

Also you've been hyperfixating on Adem's story for four threads. Same sentence at the end of each of your posts. Kind of cringe. It's not that big a deal, and editor said he just printed what Adem sent him. I feel like it's the same autist shitting up these threads.

[Anonymous No.22252520]

>>22252406
>comparing yourself to katawa shoujo
I’m discarding your opinions out of spite. You’re either obscenely egotistical or a complete fucking idiot to think for even a second that there is a shred of commonality between this project and the labor of autistic love that was Katawa Shoujo.

[Anonymous No.22252525]

>>22252504
For me, it's Lilly.

[Anonymous No.22252533]

why does amp have a tranny poltergeist haunting it’s threads?

very obviously the same guy every time btw

[Anonymous No.22252534]

>>22252520
you sound like an incredibly greasy person my man
bringing down the vibes of the whole thread

[Anonymous No.22252541]

>>22252519
>I'm the guy that pointed out the Adem shit. I'm also a fucking editor.
Holy fuck. So it wasn’t even a reader who caught that initially? You’re telling me that no one read this story with enough attentiveness to catch the fact that the title was spelled wrong and over 50 words of this excerpt were accidental copy/pastes.

>>22252515
>Some of us already read his novel
I know you have a point with this because it also applies to myself. I ordered a copy and have it sitting there in my backlog, however this is a book that likely sold less than 10 copies. What about the other 140 readers? Why did they miss it?

[Anonymous No.22252543]

>>22252388
>>22252406
What do you mean by shill their work? As in like, publish their stories or advertise something pre-existing? I submit to &amp and I like seeing people read my submissions, I also enjoy and critique other people's submissions. Of course I get something out of it, anons read my work, so yes in that sense it is reciprocal but so what? So is oral sex. So are lots of things. If you mean ads for books I don't know what to tell you, I doubt any of them handful of guys who have had their stuff advertised expect anything to come &amp ads. You would literally be better off buying a 4chan banner ad. So if any of them are engaging in these threads for the pure motivation of having their books shilled then they are wasting A LOT of time... it is the most retarded scheme I could imagine, which says more about your assumption that it's true.

[Anonymous No.22252546]

>>22252533
I don’t care if it is the same guy. He’s making a good point here. I’d like to see the response.

[Anonymous No.22252552]

>>22252541
It's not their responsibility to correct it. People notice mistakes all the time and say nothing.

[Anonymous No.22252560]

>>22252541
>Holy fuck. So it wasn’t even a reader who caught that initially?
He IS a reader. He is saying he is an editor as his day job. You are so eager to jump to bad faith conclusions it's so cringe man.

[Anonymous No.22252563]

>>22252552
I didn’t say it was their responsibility. These are mistakes that lead to multiple sentences requiring double or triple takes. It’s not something you just read past. And it’s not something that the average &amp reader isn’t going to mention in a review, or even outside of one for that matter.
This is /lit/, you can’t misuse a comma without someone correcting you.

[Anonymous No.22252569]

>>22252541
I am a reader. I'm not an &amp editor. Just an editor editor. I also notice typos and point them out in my reviews. Most don't feel the need to. Also, Adem sold a decent amount of copies, obviously not a bestseller, but he's also been running ads for months and has been interviewed and reviewed in every 4chan related pub.
>>22252546
I don't think he's making a point at all, really. And multiple people have already responded pretty succintly to his "point". It's just sort of stupid.
Not sure if it's the same guy, but it would make sense that it is consider this exact same conversation happens once a thread, usually during the lulls.
>>22252543
I don't know what he means by shill, but what I meant is that people using the mag as an advertising platform, which is just a patently absurd idea. Like I said, he's just an outsider throwing feces. I put an ad in &amp in 2021 becuase a fried was guest editing. There was no money incentive. I really liked the aesthetic and the vibes around the magazine. It's a sick ad BTW

[Anonymous No.22252576]

>>22252563
>>22252569
Also what he's really saying here is that he too doesn't read the mag, he just hangs out in threads and posts flamebait. Which is why he never mentioned the mortal sin of double posting in Adem's story until I pointed it out an entire month later. Funny. If he doesn't read the magazine and wants to see it fail and thinks it's populated by leeches, why is he in every single thread?

[Anonymous No.22252579]

>>22252569
>I put an ad in &amp in 2021 becuase a fried was guest editing. There was no money incentive. I really liked the aesthetic and the vibes around the magazine. It's a sick ad BTW
Yes. the ads in &amp are just fun things that make it feel like a magazine. We are all just LARPing having fun.

[Anonymous No.22252595]

>>22252579
Yup
I mean look at &amp. Editor pays for a website that pretty well designed, goes all out on the exterior and interior design of the magazine. And yet the only way to actually read the thing is to click 3 times and download a fre pdf, or click 8 times and vuy a 20 dollar print off of a website that hasn't been updated since 2006.
It's clear what the aim of this magazine is, and it isn't to shill anything. It's a labor of love from some /lit/ autists and a love letter to whatever fledgling writer stumbles upon the threads and is inspired to create.
All in all, a purehearted project. Baffling that it would attract a dedicated detractor, but it's 4chan, and it's (probably) just one guy

[Anonymous No.22252602]

>>22252595
it’s ari, he’s just seething because the editor threw him under the bus

[Anonymous No.22252611]

>>22252602
Seems unlikely that anyone with a life and a job would dedicate what is really an impressive amount of time to something like this.
Invoking his name just feels like bait anyway, Editor/Atlas put his story in this issue, after all.
I think any and all drama comes from some outsider pot stirrer committing to the 4chan pastime of posting bait. Every general has their regular who only pops up to derail (usually during the hours when anyone who goes outside is asleep).

[Anonymous No.22252612]

>>22252602
Yeah, because Ari would have caught those mistakes in an instant. Oh, one better! He'd have never even made them because that would have required him to get off his fucking ass and do some work for the first time in eighteen months.

[Anonymous No.22252618]

>>22252611
>usually during the hours when anyone who goes outside is asleep
It's like 8:30pm bro. I don't stop shitposting until at least midnight.

[Anonymous No.22252622]

the funniest bit is when, 150 posts in, these threads that average 40 posters get one or two newcomers that have never heard of &amp before and think the shitposter is actually making some really good points, and end their posts with the equivalent of “you just lost a sale!”

Happens every thread. Amp’s lost about 200 prospective buyers since June, i think. Don’t know how she’ll survive till winter.

[Anonymous No.22252632]

>>22252618
If you replaced all of your output in these threads you could've produced over 4 stories for the premiere Luxury Periodical. What a shame

[Anonymous No.22252647]

i'd like to write for &amp, but i'd have to use a pseudonym. it almost feels like throwing away work

[Anonymous No.22252649]

>>22252632
You just don't get it do you?

[Anonymous No.22252665]

>>22252647
?
Throwing away work wouldn't change without a pseudonym lol
If you mean submitting stories that you are less confident in selling to a larger magazine, then that's just normal.
I have some things I submit to University journals, and some things I submit to N+1
If you mean that you don't want your real name attached to a 4chan magazine, then I have to say that you're a little retarded because they've been using fake names for years.

[Anonymous No.22252687]

>>22252665
i do mean the latter. i think maybe i was being a little flippant, i'm just somewhat precious with my stories. they tend to take a long time, and there aren't yet too terribly many of them, it seems to almost ask one to write explicitly for the magazine, which is interesting to me. i am a little retarded. i write under a pen name as it.

[Anonymous No.22253033]

>>22252687
I submitted my best stuff with my full name. So what? Be proud of your work and fear not the faggotry of nerds who could never hurt you.

[Anonymous No.22253593]

>>22250922
Survive was very good. Felt like the first chapter to a book or novella I'd like to read

[Anonymous No.22254430]

How much time do I have to submit to &amp Standards? How is that project going so far?

[Anonymous No.22254635]

>>22254430
What the FUCK is &amp standards?
I need to write a horror for unreal, too, how the fuck am I supposed to write this fast?

[Anonymous No.22254754]

>>22254635
Bro? Your backlog of many different short stories you've collected over several years?

[Anonymous No.22254802]

>>22253593
I'm amazed to hear any praise for Survive desu. This issue is kinda mid but that was the absolute low point. All the prose was just uncomfortably forced, especially at the beginning, and it's so painfully unclear what's happening the whole way through, with basically no character development to top it off. Nothing memorable. A professional editor would absolutely rip it to shreds.

That story, along with half the others in the mag (this issue and most others), just felt like watching someone do shitty kickflips on a skateboard - mildly flashy, but going absolutely nowhere. That fact that a piece like that is getting praise is really revealing about the &amp readership desu.

[Anonymous No.22254847]

>>22254802
I will accept this only if you aren’t the anon that praised Robot Wars

Also I felt the prose was clear and the concept obvious, in fact, it was too clear what was happening a third of the way in and you were constantly made to wait for the subversion of the punchline only to neither receive the punchline or the twist, but a total glossing over, I guess because the punchline was so apparent.
Anyhow, I placed it right at the middle of the stories in the magazine, where it belongs.

[Anonymous No.22255233]

>>22253593
Matinee and Manifesto both stinkers IMHO

>>22254802
>painfully unclear what's happening the whole way through, with basically no character development to top it off. Nothing memorable
I disagree

[Anonymous No.22255324]

>>22255233
Not him. I agree manifesto was a bit rough (with its good bits) but matinee was comfy

[Anonymous No.22255446]

>>22254847
He didn't praise Robot Wars that was me, although I admit I didn't like Survive much.

[Anonymous No.22255711]

>>22254802
>it must have plot and The Hero's Journey to be good!

[Anonymous No.22255854]

>>22254802
Survive was kino wtf

[Anonymous No.22256316]

Shit issue desu hopefully 018 has some heavy hitters.

[Anonymous No.22256322]

>>22256316
they need to hunt Jack Norman down and force him at gunpoint to save 018

[Anonymous No.22256400]

>>22256316
Retarded take

[Anonymous No.22256417]

>>22256316
Sadly, I do have to agree. Every story that I enjoyed was only enjoyed in a "Okay for 4chan I guess" sort of way. Most issues have at least one thing I can latch onto but this one failed to impress at every page.

[Anonymous No.22256419]

>people shitting on stories that aren't Zoodle
>they probably didn't read that far
>good enough for me

[Anonymous No.22257153]

>>22256316
>>22256322
>016 fags
get out already. you have done nothing but complain since this issue released.

[Anonymous No.22257186]

>>22254430
You have time

[Anonymous No.22257188]

>>22256419
I'm too sleepy to properly comprehend it at the moment.

[Anonymous No.22257196]

[Anonymous No.22258211]

>>22256419
>Zoodle posting
I still don't get it

[Anonymous No.22258699]

Just the most insane nap dream(s). Lovely. Just great. Busy mind. The top of a flagpole on a windy rainy day, discussing slavonics with a beautiful russian girl, homeless dipsomaniacs in british park, chased by feral night dogs over the fence bump into the same 2 girls from the concert (Pelican and Crab) What a coincidence did you know I try to tell them, (Intense rains begin) Did you know (static and mutts barking) I can't hear you I have to tell you did you notice..(They're turning away it's an odd park some other time thanks for the keys) I had met you twice earlier (they're gone). Now she's whispering slavonics to me, she's got this fire because she knows I'll turn on her when mouthing english and she's taking her chance, I just look at her nose, her tan, her eyes like Equitorial caramel, and then it's Gone. It was a nice dream, these are the things worth living for. Maybe we'll meet again. Anyway nice issue, Keep up the good work.

[Anonymous No.22259724]

&AMP

[Anonymous No.22259783]

>>22259724
I don't believe you, you'll have to be more convincing

[Anonymous No.22260407]

the most tryhard piece of fiction to ever grace the inbox of the editor is about to drop.

[Anonymous No.22260431]

>>22260407
Based. What's it about?
I submitted my story about the cat in Istanbul.

[Anonymous No.22260716]

When is the due date for 018? May try to submit something.

[Anonymous No.22260732]

>>22260716
Very soon. Act now.

[Anonymous No.22260790]

>>22260407
That's the only thing I wanna see

[Anonymous No.22260844]

how many physical copies do you guys usually sell. or is that a trade secret

[Anonymous No.22260980]

>>22260844
Zero.

[Anonymous No.22261149]

>>22260844
Zero.

[Anonymous No.22262034]

>>22260844
I am waiting to buy a physical copy of THAT

[Anonymous No.22262408]

>>22260844
I have the first 6 issues in print.

[Anonymous No.22262700]

hello, i am seeking restitution against &amp for not including my posts, which are stellar, in your magazine;
many women like me and tell me i am handsome and smart, in that order, and i am popular at parties,
so i fail to see why you fail to see what they see in me---i own my own house, i work hard at my job, i pay all of my bills on time,
i push myself at the gym to the limit, and at the library, and i research and prepare my every post very carefully--turning the words
over carefully, like they are heavy and i am doing a romanian deadlift, or better like i am hunting for rattlesnakes on purpose, to fight one
and wrestle with it in the desert glistening and oily under the midday sun and totally dripping in sweat, just absolutely piledriving rattlesnakes
(which are a metaphor, obviously)

[Anonymous No.22263076]

>>22262700
Hello sir I am lawyer. I will represent legal action against your account and put bad people behind the bars for you.

[Anonymous No.22264294]

>>22263076
based lawyeranon

[Anonymous No.22264324]

>>22247887
I sent something via email a few months ago and heard back "accepted" but I didn't see it in this edition. Is there an actual editing process and it probably just didn't make the cut?

[Anonymous No.22264353]

>>22263076
thank you for your earnest reply. i believe "my people" will be in contact with "your people" regarding the matter.

[Anonymous No.22264862]

>>22264324
Resubmit.

[Anonymous No.22264890]

>>22247887
Can someone give me the QRD on Amp's latest?

Is there a timeline of his most recent works, and an outline of every issue?
>been away from lit for months
>finished coding my AI-powered porn site, it's up, it works!
>diving back in to finish my 3rd novel
>is there a timeline for 2023 of what works /lit/ has put out so far?

This is a long way from terrible nights posting from a bar, congrats!

[Anonymous No.22264995]

>>22264890
JB!
Links up, Niagara! Not much has happened.

[Anonymous No.22264997]

>>22264995
I'm going to link to amp from my personal website... what would you like the anchor text to be?

[Anonymous No.22265003]

>>22264890
&amp seems to have reached a steady state, with a larger team now working along the original editor on a regular basis. Editor-sama might be going to jail for a couple months, don't know the latest on that, but the recent issues of the magazine clearly demonstrate that the project is able proceed even with his absence or reduced involvement. There was also some retarded drama involving Unreal Press and doxxing that I wasn't present for and haven't been able to piece together the details of because I don't care enough to.
&amp continues to be the premier publication for finding literary excellence, half-baked effluence, and cutting-edge incomprehensibility all in one convenient package. Long live &amp. Submit to &amp. New issue at the beginning of next month.

[Anonymous No.22265020]

>>22264997
Whatever’s clever my bruther (the entire written text of Moby-Dick)

[Anonymous No.22265130]

>>22265020
Updated and added...

I think I still need to focus on my porn site to make money with, marketing a novel is next to impossible! I made 2 e-book sales of The Shitkickers, that's it, lol!

I'm not allowed on social media, so, it isn't like I can gain a following or get any readers. I can, however, get the AI to put 1000 of the latest porn flicks up on my website and it will make money. Wish I could make money with my art, but it is just not meant to be, anyone like me is just outcast from society and not even allowed to speak, let alone get any following!

[Anonymous No.22265569]

>>22264890
As far as 2023 releases, read Mixtape Hyperborea. &amp has an interview about it in issue 016 also. It's really funny and authentic, I bet you would like it.

[Anonymous No.22265639]

>>22247887
My God that Robot Wars short was one of the worst pieces of dog shit I've ever read. Zoomers really are brain damaged by media...

[Anonymous No.22266354]

>>22265003
Nailed it brother

[Anonymous No.22266381]

>>22265639
you got filtered

[Anonymous No.22266472]

>>22247887
we trippin

[Anonymous No.22266646]

>>22266472
BASED

[Anonymous No.22266655]

>>22266472
Can someone qrd on what the green card thing is about? Honestly a lot of them are interesting. Someone should make an iceberg explained vid

[Anonymous No.22266679]

>>22266472
>iceburg reddit meme populated entirely with discord injokes and eceleb references
Even the worst /vg/ generals reject this type of faggotry.

[Anonymous No.22266683]

>>22266679
seething?

[Anonymous No.22266692]

>>22266683
Cringing.

[Anonymous No.22266710]

>>22266692
go back to r**dit. /lit/ is for lit and lit adjacent kultur.

[Anonymous No.22266726]

>>22266679
I need you to check what thread you are on right now.

[Anonymous No.22266730]

>>22266472
Wow based.

[Anonymous No.22266731]

>>22266679
Unironicall this. Fuck lit and fuck these larpers. Let us rejoice and read colleen hoover fellow together booktokker

[Anonymous No.22266734]

>>22266692
>discord injokes
>iceberg references an article in this literal issue of &amp
anon I....

[Anonymous No.22266832]

>>22266726
Sorry, I should have immediately realized that these threads are somehow more cancerous than /tesg/.

[Anonymous No.22266898]

>>22266472
Kekkk

[Anonymous No.22267195]

>>22265639
filtered

[Anonymous No.22268000]

>>22266472
gimme a qrd on the iceberg

[<~,, !XfgPwJA7M6 No.22268132]

>>22268000
Berg is German for mountain. Ice is English for ice.

[Anonymous No.22268413]

>>22268132
fuck u pedantcuck

[Anonymous No.22268997]

>>22256322
This scrawny /biz/fag engineercuck couldn’t save anything. He should stick to his office job at Queensland Rail

[Anonymous No.22269104]

>>22268997
>guy writes under his real name
>expect him or anyone to care when you post a picture
Find God

[Anonymous No.22269109]

>>22269104
It’s embarrassing the guy needs to get a grip

[Anonymous No.22269128]

>>22269109
>I found your social media! You should be embarrassed!
Not even memeing, kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.22269143]

>>22269128
You posted a random guys LinkedIn and threatened to get him fired in the other thread. You’re an embarrassment to humanity.

[Anonymous No.22269151]

>>22269143
Take your meds

[Anonymous No.22269440]

>>22268997
Not me LMAO! Much as I'd like to be, I'm not a twink.

[Anonymous No.22270183]

Anyone have any favorites from this issue?

[Anonymous No.22270572]

Gimme till week’s end to submit for 018 you cowards

[Anonymous No.22270663]

>>22270572
Can do. Don’t be late, this train needs to run on time this time.

[Anonymous No.22270995]

>>22270867
1st episode of the &amp Reviews series just dropped! Check it out here:

>>22270867
>>22270867

[Anonymous No.22271148]

>>22270995
Nice video. How are you doing brother?

[Anonymous No.22271159]

>>22270995
>pruned or deleted
lel

[Anonymous No.22271714]

Yo anyone seen this /lit/ book review?
https://youtu.be/w_vd0Xy1sPU

[Anonymous No.22271749]

>>22271714
almost there with thte shilling. next time try making fun of some inconsequential aspect of the video, in a way that flagrantly misrepresents your material, such that another anon may watch it just to correct you. you can do it!

[Anonymous No.22271769]

>>22271714
The footage and the pacing of the reviews are beyond comfy. I like the four color rating system. This also fills a void since Unreal itself doesn't seem to do videos anymore.

[Anonymous No.22272306]

>>22271749
How's that fucked raw pussy of yours feeling?

[Anonymous No.22272374]

>look up lamp authors
>tons of them never even contributed to a single issue
Whos' the best of the lazy fucks that are just riding on coattails?

[Anonymous No.22272388]

>>22272306
no pussy just jo bro

[Anonymous No.22272400]

>>22272388
man it's such a tragedy that craigslist casual encounters got cancelled.

[Anonymous No.22272405]

>>22272374
Don’t bother with the coattail riders. Gardner is the only real artist we have. &amp might hate him but that’s only because he wouldn’t allow them to ride his coattails.

[Anonymous No.22272417]

>>22272374
read the disclaimer on the Authors page. should clear it up

[Anonymous No.22272543]

>>22271769
>This also fills a void since Unreal itself doesn't seem to do videos anymore.
I miss the videos too.

[Anonymous No.22272550]

>>22272543
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=udl8SYd084w&t=3775s
There is also Tooky's book club which is a comfy lil podcast

[Anonymous No.22272582]

>>22270663
What are submissions looking like for issue 18??

[Anonymous No.22272626]

>>22272543
I miss Rhyme :(

[Anonymous No.22272645]

>>22272626
We all do

[Anonymous No.22272668]

>>22272626
he dipped out before
he'll be back
inshallah

[Anonymous No.22272922]

Canto power rankings?
For me it's #24

[Anonymous No.22272929]

>>22272922
For me it’s the yet-to-be-released #69

[Anonymous No.22273381]

>>22272582
Thin.
Please submit.

[Anonymous No.22273729]

>>22272550
Can confirm, Tooky's is comfy.
t. guest

[Anonymous No.22274561]

>>22264890
>my AI-powered porn site
your what now

[Anonymous No.22274745]

>>22274561
Ignore Jason Bryan, he’s mentally ill

[Anonymous No.22275134]

Good video review (could’ve maybe been a little bit shorter)

[Anonymous No.22275574]

>>22275134
Wrong, it was the perfect length

[Anonymous No.22276041]

>>22275574
That’s what your mom said about my cock last night

[Anonymous No.22276266]

How can I contact Atlas?

[Anonymous No.22276275]

>>22276266
Unless you’ve got a thick white penis and mild sociopathy, she’s not interested.

[Anonymous No.22276727]

>>22276266
Checked. Lamp discord server

[Anonymous No.22277289]

>>22276275
Like Mike Adriano?

[Anonymous No.22277953]

>>22277289
who?

[Anonymous No.22278601]

>>22277953
A porn star

[Anonymous No.22278914]

>>22276727
based, I’m gonna slide into her dms

[Anonymous No.22279392]

Bump

[Anonymous No.22279410]

>>22273381
>17 was the worst issue in a while
>18 is considered "thin"
It's over.

[Anonymous No.22279436]

>>22279410
>17 was the worst issue in a while

Retarded take.

[Anonymous No.22279446]

>>22279436
Name one story that rises above a 6/10. I can name two from 16.

[Anonymous No.22279465]

>>22279446
Which 2 do you like from 016

[Anonymous No.22279533]

>>22279465
No Adonis is an 8/10 and Mixtape is a 7/10, though I'm basing that off of having read the book, not your excerpt. Nothing in 17 even scratches a 5/10, with most of it hovering around a 3.
It's a little worrying that we're already being warned that 18 is going to be comparatively "thin" when 17 is something I thought was your standard of thin, what with half of the names being from people I recognize as having worked with the mag.

[Anonymous No.22279556]

>>22279533
Thin can either mean not enough content to complete it or that it's lacking in quality. I'm assuming he meant the former, I guess you think he meant the latter?

[Anonymous No.22279564]

>>22279533
I hate weepy vaginas like you
>ahhhh this great stuff is only a 7.3 outta 10 from me dawg. I'm so concerned with lack of blah blah blah

[Anonymous No.22279576]

>>22279556
The former is the latter. Quality comes from having a slush pile to pull from. Most writing that gets submitted to these meme mags are worse than the American Psycho blog post we got in 16.
A tight schedule + low submissions = lacking in quality.

[Anonymous No.22279709]

Editor said the best of was coming in July. Where is it?

[Anonymous No.22279719]

>>22279709
It will come in about 10 business days (2 calendar weeks)

[Anonymous No.22279731]

>>22279719
You’ve been saying 2 weeks for the past 2 months

[Anonymous No.22279840]

>>22279709
Face it, it’s not happening.

[Anonymous No.22279863]

>>22279576
This is the way things are and always will be for &amp. It would be trivial for editor anon to cast a wider net than 4chan’s literature board and fill up a monthly magazine with 5/10 content. Forget the quarterly, minimag does weekly releases and his content is 90% twitter users of not more
But, in a completely thankless effort to remain true to this shitty board, he only calls for submissions from 4chan
And, assuming you’ve been here for a while, getting 2 7s in a single issue, given the caliber of writers on this board, and given that the good
ones are donating their work to a magazine that will do nothing for their career due to the aforementioned self imposed limitations, is a total rarity.

Most they can do is run a call for submissions as an ad instead of what they’ve currently got up.

But all you cocksuckers want to do is bitch. As if you’re paying. As if you didn’t sign up for this ride two years ago. Amp is as good as the writers on this board. If it sucks, it’s on them.

What an absurd thing to even say. “I can’t believe issue a month away is thin. How could they do this to me? I deserve better.”
You should honestly kill yourself, and honestly you should kiss my fucking feet for saving this issue (by week’s end)
Fucking ingrate. What did you write? Who put you on the planet? Just a fucking voyeur. The nigga in the cuck chair should shut the fuck up while the big dick bull is fucking his monthly magazine’s tight wet pussy.
Miserable like whiners that plague this board. Not a nickel of talent in your whole lineage.

[Anonymous No.22279874]

>>22279863
get his ass

[Anonymous No.22279940]

>>22279863
Type this out again, this time without crying like a bitch. No one gives a fuck how much blood, sweat and tears you're pouring into your little discord project. No one is here for you. It's the contributors that make or break each issue. They carry you, not the other way around.
This is the second month in a row you've failed to attract anyone worth reading and and the only thing you have is a fucking bitchtier crybaby post about how everyone expects too much from you?
>Amp is as good as the writers on this board. If it sucks, it’s on them.
WRONG!
&amp is as good as the writers you manage to attract. How many other /lit/ writers have you alienated with cringe shit like this?

[Anonymous No.22279994]

>>22279940
>immediately, without prompting, reveals himself
&amp really does need to attract new talent, these threads need more than one hater, preferably the next one won’t be taking estrogen. So moody.
>i wonder how many etc etc
You don’t, lol. You know the number man, and it keeps you up at night(afternoon, whenever you sleep). Try as you might, you just can’t seem to make an impact on this world. Enjoy the next issue, my piece will be the crowning achievement of this magazine. You’ll remember this interaction, while tying the noose, as the most significant moment of your life.

[Anonymous No.22279997]

>>22279994
Can you at the very least make your rebuttals coherent? It's no fun to shit on someone who is off their meds.

[Anonymous No.22280022]

>>22279994
NTA but that doesn't sound like your usual troll. Even if it is, I'm with him on this one. It's not fair to blame us if the issues aren't great. There are hundreds of writers on /lit/. It's not my fault if only the bottom of the barrel contributes.

[Anonymous No.22280042]

>>22279874
>y-yeah! You get him!
Holy fuck, kill yourself. This board, this planet does not need weak beta sniveling cunts like you. Fuck whatever point that anon was making, you are half-man soulless scum if you’re just cheering on some other anonymous faggot, god damn

[Anonymous No.22280048]

I see anon is keeping it classy.
Looking forward to your submission(s).

[Anonymous No.22280058]

>>22279994
>>22279863
I'm starting to see why this issue is looking so thin.

[Anonymous No.22280068]

>>22279994
Based; fuck the haters and let ‘em seethe

[Anonymous No.22280072]

>>22280022
>it’s totally not a troll guys
lol, kys. If you actually believed what you posted you’d realize your fixated day and night on something you think isn’t worth anyone’s time. Please tell me your not this geneuinely meaningless and bereft of purpose

[Anonymous No.22280076]

>>22280022
Nah, he isn't.
I have never seen a complainer in these threads that wasn't the biggest faggot alive.
If you look at the threads for other /lit/ projects, the criticism has a much more tolerable tone because they're critiquing the product as a consumer.
This guy, or these people, if it's two, commit to this pathetic concern troll bit. They do not deserve respect. It's literally hebrew behavior to deliver pointed criticism in this tone.
And honestly, why is this dude allowed to be a dick but if anyone calls him a faggot they're hurting the nebulous &amp brand? It's all bad faith shit, and it's fucking obvious. Guy deserves to get trolled every thread, but the dumbasses here always engage sincerely

Hopefully this is how he's engaged with from now on, but here i am, effortposting.

[Anonymous No.22280081]

>>22279863
>>22279940
>>22280076
These posts are not made by anyone associated with &amp. Their "help" is completely unappreciated and we ask that they fucking stop. We appreciate our writers here and will not openly shit on them like this. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.22280089]

>>22280081
Rhyme bros...

[Anonymous No.22280093]

>>22280081
Thank you for your appreciation, brosis.
I will have my next piece thoroughly edited.

[Anonymous No.22280107]

>>22280076
>It's literally hebrew behavior to deliver pointed criticism in this tone.
Not a single thing he said was incorrect and he was far more civil than you are right now. It isn't fair to blame the quality of submissions on us. We shouldn't have to plop out a slab of solid gold every time you guys are hurting for submissions, especially when we only learn of this a few days before submissions effectively close.
It is completely fair to criticize you for the quality of authors that you attract. Why would I want to write for you after this, an interaction so unhinged that your boss needs to come in and reprimand you?

[Anonymous No.22280116]

>>22248182
>>22248244
>>22248390
>>22248481
>>22250051
>>22251493
>>22251593
>>22252323
>>22252338
>>22252411
>>22252533
>>22252534
>>22254635
>>22256322
>>22260407
>>22260716
>>22266683
>>22269104
>>22276275
all me btw
there are over 20 other posts secretly authored by me in this very thread. See if you can find them all!

[Anonymous No.22280141]

>>22280107
>Why would I want to write for you after this
If your schizo narrative wasn't transparent already, you just fucking blew it. I suggest you attract a better writer to post for you.

[Anonymous No.22280142]

>>22280042
ratio

[Anonymous No.22280147]

With ALL due respect
LOVE LOVE LOVE the magazine
But you sound like a FAGGOT
ALL DUE RESPECT
Never drop me a (you) when you post this kind of semen slurping shit, ok?

[Anonymous No.22280180]

>>22280093
Thank you! The more you edit it the less we need to. Try to have it in by the 28th if you can. Not a hard deadline but we're shooting for a strict release this time.

>>22280141
>>22280147
You are still not associated with &amp and you are still not appreciated. You're making us look bad.

[Anonymous No.22280189]

>>22280180
In some misguided effort at appeasement, you've tagged no fewer than 4(?) people who give a shit enough about the mag to shitpost at trolls.
Stop being a fag
What are you even hoping to achieve? This thread has gone from 69 posters to 71 posters over the course of 5 days. What's your end goal?
No shit I don't work for you. I want to call a faggot a faggot, am I allowed?

[Anonymous No.22280196]

>>22280189
>am I allowed?
No, sorry

[Anonymous No.22280203]

>>22280196
Good, then you are absolved of any responsibility for the next 300 shitposts I make in these threads.
Don't worry, the other guys are still going to accuse me of working for you, and you can apologize to him a few more times if you want.

[Anonymous No.22280205]

>>22280180
Well I mean for 019. I am trying to get ahead of schedule.

[Anonymous No.22280206]

>>22280107
>>22279576
>>22279940
We can't control everyone who takes up the banner of &amp, not that this is any excuse. We should make it more clear that this Discord drama doesn't belong here. Your critiques are valid.
The last couple months have been rough but there are a couple stories that I'm sure you'll love. We're just looking for a little filler now. It's not as dire as it sounds.

>>22280189
You will never be appreciated. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.22280213]

>>22280203
Please stop being such a faggot. I'm fairly certain I know who you are.

[Anonymous No.22280215]

>>22280189
Sensitive faggots need to leave. Yes this means you. Fuck the zine and fuck the board, you are an absolute bitch and need to find somewhere else if you’re looking for validation if your faggotry

[Anonymous No.22280216]

>>22280213
Who am I then?

[Anonymous No.22280217]

>>22280213
best guess?

[Anonymous No.22280242]

i really wanted to know D:

[Anonymous No.22280278]

>>22248390
>>22280116
Correct opinion.

[Anonymous No.22280354]

keeping this sucker bumped was a full time job i tell ya
same time tommorow

[Anonymous No.22280359]

Not enough discussion on James Krake do what you can to put him in the next issue or else

[Anonymous No.22280760]

>>22280359
Yes this is about time we start Krakeposting I think. According to Krake’s Law.

[Anonymous No.22281707]

How often does &amp plan to do review videos?

[Anonymous No.22281864]

>>22281707
Hopefully every month

[Anonymous No.22281868]

Can you publish my short story about the cia of the cia

[Anonymous No.22281895]

Freshly baked bread
>>22281891
>>22281891
>>22281891

[Anonymous No.22281898]

Deathbump