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2223725 No.2223725 [Reply] [Original]

>That feel when no gf.

>> No.2223727

Many of us know this feel.

>> No.2223731
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2223731

I know that feel, bro. At least I can go jerk off to Norwegian Wood.

>> No.2223741

>>2223731
I fucking love the Beatles too bro.

>> No.2223747

don't get me wrong, making a thread on /lit/ is a great way to meet ladies, but you may get even better results by taking a fucking shower and going out and socializing

post about book, thank you in advance

>> No.2223750

>>2223731
I prefer Giant Redwood

>> No.2223754

Bitchies ain't shit but tricks and hos.
Who needs girls when you got porn and bros?
My benjies be mine, and mine alone
Fuck a bitch trying to dig ma gold.

>> No.2223760

It sure feels good to be an off-topic homosexual.

>> No.2223762

I've never known what it feels like

>> No.2223764

>>2223762
>my mom is my gf

>> No.2223765

>>2223741
Was listening to 'Yesterday' with this girl I'm absolutely crazy infatuated with the other night.

Really not much more to say. It could go possibly go somewhere. Still I believe in yesterday, where my troubles are written away.

>> No.2223768

>>2223754
What the fuck was that? I hope you don't quit flippin' burgers any time soon.

>> No.2223770

>>2223764
That's gross

>> No.2223772
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2223772

>That feel when I'm gonna be having sex tonight with a girl I barely know
>That feel when I can have sex with a different girl every night of the week if I wanted to but spend my nights on 4chan instead

>> No.2223773

>>2223754
>rhymes gold with alone and doesn't afraid of anything

>> No.2223774

>>2223768
That wasn't even actually a troll and you got trolled O_O

>> No.2223775

>that feel when no gf
>that feel when ex gf is your fuck enemy (different that a fuck buddy. a much meaner hateful acidic fuck buddy. one who reports your criminal record to the university, causing you to be put through time consuming school hearings and sanctions)

inb4
reject ugly neckbeard anon goes YYAAAAWWNNN

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2223777

>>2223741
>>2223750

>> No.2223779

>>2223775
haha you have a criminal record

>> No.2223780

>>2223768
Nigga I'm a rap extraordinaire, 50 cent ain't got shit on me.

u mad jelly of my skittles.

>> No.2223782

>>2223775
What the fuck does your criminal record have to do with college?

I have a firearms charge and my college don't give a fuck.

>> No.2223783

>>2223782
b--but what if you shoot up the college

>> No.2223785

>>2223783
If they were worried just because someone was caught carry a fire arm they'd shoot up the college. All of the south would never get into university and neither would black kids.

>> No.2223788

>>2223785
-and the world wouold be a better place.

>> No.2223791

>>2223780

bitch wan rap battl?

fuck a nigga slaf his rhymes is tired
told a bitch down got his ass so wired
pussy motherfucker likes to read tao line
I keep em on a leash like that dog rin tin
eeee ee eee when i beat his mother's clit
read some other shit cus tao lin aint /lit/

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

>> No.2223792

>>2223782

You either go to a community college
or they don't know about it.

>> No.2223808

>>2223792
>>2223791
Yawn

>> No.2223821

i think these threads should be spam outside rk9

>> No.2224029

femanon here.
stop looking for a gf...enjoy your life and forget that you need a girl.
start to play guitar,or make yoga,wathever you want.

also,I know that feel but I learned to live with my "loneliness"...you know,do what I fucking want until I get a bf.
start enjoying your life.you can do a lot of things without a gf.

>> No.2224055

>>2224029
>femanon
Stopped reading there!

>> No.2224068

>>2224029
Fuck you cunt you're just as lonely as them you ain't got shit to say in that respect suck my wet willy you whore

>> No.2224072

>>2224055
>>2224068
So disrespectful, smh.

>> No.2224073

>>2224029
Femanons solution to not getting laid.
>make yoga

>> No.2224082
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2224082

that feel when that feel thread in /lit/

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>>2224072

>open browser
>type in www.4chan.org
>anon bitching about others being disrespectful
>mfw

>> No.2224982

Are we human... or are we dancer?

>> No.2224991

>>2224982
rhythm is a dancer

>> No.2224994
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2224994

>mfw I have a significant other
>the same face when they leave for class & I can masturbate freely

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>>2224982

Not sure if human or just dancer.

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>>2224982
Ah, to be cosmic, 12, 8, in a womb, in a tomb, a loon, a balloon, and to understand the fear that dwells inside a man again.

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2225181

>That feel when you get a gf and then she says she's totally down with hooking up with other people; she's a polyamorist.

>That feel when a week later another girl brings you to her house to feed you tequila and hook up; she's wearing fishnets.


(Pro-tip: cover up the left side of the face with your hand.)

>> No.2225324

>>2225001
Is it strange to dance soo soooon oohhhooowoaahh~?

>> No.2225371
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2225371

Tell me /lit/
why does the nice guy finish last?

actually don't tell me because I know.
It just sucks having to wear a mask and play
senseless games to win over someones affection

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2225378

>That feel when no gf
>That feel when being sexually stressed
>That feel when a succubus invites herself into your life

It happened yesterday.
I doubt anyone will believe me...
I don't even know why I'm posting in this thread, let alone this entire board.

>> No.2225381

>>2225371
STOP FEELING SO ENTITLED TO HER AFFECTIONS AS IF YOURE THE MOST DESERVING JIST BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE YOU HAVE NICE MANNERS. NOBODY DESERVES SHIT UNLESS THEY GET IT FOR THEMSELVES AND ON THEOR OWN TERMS. BITCHES LIKE YOU DON'T DESERVE SYMPATHY SO STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'VE EARNED IT.

>> No.2225383

>>2225378
I believe a large wooden stake and a mallet will solve your dilemma

>> No.2225389

>>2225371
Because nice doesn't function well on a survival level. You want a girlfriend, go out and get one. Niceguy is nice, but only if he's scheming beneath.

>>2225378
Wtf? Kick her the fuck out, assuming you don't want a succubus in your life.

Life is too short for passivity.

>> No.2225394

>>2225381
Not asking for sympathy, and getting something on my own terms is exactly what I want...
If I have to domineer over a girl and act like I'm worth more than I really am then I say fuck it.
It's not about "manners," its about being a decent human being and staying true to yourself.

>> No.2225398

>>2225389
I'm debating whether or not to banish/kick her out.
Part of me wants to keep her. Both as a companion, and more so as a lover.

I don't know how /lit/ feels about things like this.

>> No.2225409

>>2225381
I don't like this "go out and get them" mentality, like you're supposed to somehow trick them into liking you.

Whatever happened to falling in love?

>> No.2225412

>>2225409
thats how you fall in love

you pester a chick until she wants your dick

anything more romantic is a result of a deep misinterpretation of the rom-com genre

>> No.2225478

>>2225409
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD I BE GETTING HER?

I ALREADY FELL IN LOVE THAT WAS STEP FUCKING 1

>> No.2225647 [DELETED] 

>>2224991

It's a source companion

>> No.2225651

>>2224991

It's a source companion
People feel it everywhere