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Is this true?

>> No.22227607

>>22227548
>Jonathan woke up to rays of the sun on his hulking massive dick. He stretched, his massive penis flopping wildly. He rolled out of bed and put on some pants, a huge bulge on his pants. He dicked downwards in a hurry, his penis hardening momentarily.

>> No.22227612

>>22227548
Occasionally.

>> No.22227636
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22227636

Yes

>> No.22227654

The last sentence is still to this day among the very best sentences ever written. You know it to be true.

>> No.22227664

>>22227548
women are tits

>> No.22227666

>>22227654
I literally just said that to myself. I often randomly think of this sentence and just start grinning. Top tier funny

>> No.22227673

Look, if women didn't want me thinking about their breasts all day, they should just stop growing them. Simple as.

>> No.22227674

There was a huge pair of tits. And some woman attached to them.

>> No.22227676

Why do you even care about stupid shit like this?

>> No.22227940

>>22227548
Women love this kind of crap. They might complain and call it garbage but they keep buying it over and over again.
I got bored reading Ethan Frome and decided to never read another female author again. Women always keep coming back for more garbage

>> No.22227977

>>22227940
they love it when there's a chad with a big dick involved who will take notice of those tits

>> No.22227979

>>22227548
Such titillating prose.

>> No.22227991

>>22227636
Damn where is this anon because that is a hard yes I would cheese my way through the whole fucking thing.

>> No.22227994

>>22227674
Kek thats a good one

>> No.22228003

>>22227548
Gives me a boner everytime.

>> No.22228016

>>22227940
You have sexist beliefs

>> No.22228040

>>22227548
Men sexualize women a little for sure, but women are almost incapable of getting inside a male character's head to save her life.

>> No.22228199

>>22227548
It sure is how Gene Wolfe writes women

>> No.22228205

>>22227548
You tell me:
"My friend over there, I think she's attractive, pleasant, and fun to be around. We used to do things together, but we are different from each other. It wouldn't work out romantically, and it could go wrong, which would end up ruining our friendship. Her friendship means much more to me than potentially hooking up with her and ruining everything."
This is literally me.

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22228242

female writers writing male characters

>> No.22229424

>>22228016
Yes.

>> No.22229426

How to write women well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBz0BTb83H8

>> No.22229512

>>22228040
>women are almost incapable of getting inside a male character's head to save her life.
Indeed. I would say Flannery O'Connor is a hard exception, but she was almost a tranny.

>> No.22229572

>>22229426
BASED

>> No.22229648

>>22227548
>woman buy book for woman
>woman expect dumb semi-erotic descriptions to flick her bean
>woman gets what she wanted
>woman complain

>> No.22229687

>>22227607
H-hot...

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22229706

>>22227548
No.

>> No.22229731

>>22228016
Women’s inability to stop reading garbage is not my problem.

>> No.22229786

>>22228040
My wife and I had a weird realization a few months ago, in that we didn't have the same kind of inner thoughts. She thought entirely in words and language, whereas I only think in words and language when my thoughts involve communication (which does count for a lot). Sometimes my thoughts would be more abstract or visual and I wouldn't frame it in language. She was nonplussed and thought it was weird to not have words in your head all the time (this specifically came up when as part of her attempts to try to quiet her inner voice with meditation).

For example, we might both look at some clouds at sunset. In her mind she'd think the words "those clouds look like cotton candy" whereas I'd just take in the colors and the sensations and if the clouds reminded me of cotton candy I might momentarily think of a vendor at festival, etc.

It was surprising to me but also makes sense given that women do tend to be more verbal by nature.

>> No.22229803

>>22229426
I have never forgotten this line.
I only saw the movie once, a long time ago (1998), and I don't even have to play the video to hear it in my head.

>> No.22229806

>>22229803
He definitely changes throughout the movie, but I have a hard time holding the KEK on that part.

>> No.22229959

>>22227548
Women writing male characters
>He was a dark dangerous werewolf vampiric billionare, with a taste for plain boring girls like the MC who totally isn't my self insert. His body was chiseled by the gods themselves and his cock was so massive it reached down to his knees. Scars denoted his dark past.

>> No.22231639

>>22227548
No. It’s writers in general writing female characters, when targeting specifically a male audience. Of course, in current year, targeting a male audience is forbidden, so you won’t find newer (western) books like that.

>> No.22231660

>>22228199
If you are talking about Botns then you should remember that the narrator is a horny young man

>> No.22232179

>>22229786
no anon, you just suffer from a form of Aphantasia along with 3% of Americans. This has nothing to do with male/female psychology and everything to do with how the language center in your brain wired itself up when you were an infant.

>> No.22232260

>>22227654
>>22227666
>>22227673
back to r*ddit

>> No.22232318

>>22227548
At certain moments, why not? We're men. Women seem to have this silly impression we should be ashamed of wanting to lie with them. As a man, I don't feel any shame when foolish women screech at me.

>> No.22232327

>>22227548
Yes but she’s retarded
She probably reads fanfiction and browses those terrible sites that aggregate whatever garbage anyone’s willing to put out, so of course she’d catch wind of the depraved writings of a desperate man.

>> No.22232328

>>22227636
>negroidic
You will only ever see such a combination of stupidity, pseudery, and racism on 4chan.

>> No.22232334

>>22227548
Not nearly as often as they should.

>> No.22232339

>>22232327
she probably reads and writes explicit gay stories, but sees nothing wrong with that.

>> No.22232350

>>22232328
shut up nigger

>> No.22232370

>>22227548
Women writers writing male characters: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja5AlY8ZbDo

>> No.22232407

>>22232350
This isn't your safe space, brownie.

>> No.22232418

>>22232407
shut up nigger

>> No.22232429

>>22232328
Thanks for your contribution to that

>> No.22232440

>>22232328
>pointing out that different people look different is racism
Then simply saying "black" is racist

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22232448

>>22232328
I wasn't aware Francis E. Dec, Esq. frequented 4chan

>> No.22232464

>>22232448
Miss that lil' nigga like you wouldn't even believe.

>> No.22232472

>>22227636
Funniest shit I’ve read in a while

>> No.22232477

>>22232179
You mean his girlfriend suffered from Aphantasia.

>> No.22232598

>>22232418
>>22232429
>>22232440
>>22232448
Coping larpists, lol. Seethe.

>> No.22232917

>>22232179
low iq retard
>>22229786
high iq retard

>> No.22232924

>>22229786
i think like your wife does. what does that make me?

>> No.22232940

>>22232179
I literally think exactly like him and I can mentally rotate an apple, give it legs and a pussy, and fuck it in the background of a Caribbean coast

>>22229786
Honestly man, you probably have autism like me. I also only really vocalize my thoughts during anxious or depressive episodes, while working through particularly taxing problems that I need vocalization for, while reading, or to make myself laugh with puns, otherwise it's either a constant video-stream of random shit, or abstract formations of sound/taste and "flashes" of info

>> No.22232958

>>22227636
>hoo-wee!
lel

>> No.22232970

Why does erotica written for women feature practically every single trope associated with porn aimed at men? I even heard women complain about this, but you can't say that it's men's fault because these novels are written by women for women. So you'd expect them to cater to women's tastes from beginning to end.

>> No.22232974

>>22227548
sometimes they do things like that, thoughevertheless

>> No.22232998

>>22227548
CASSANDRA AWOKE TO A GOD AT HER ANUS AND MOUTH. SHE WAS BEING RAPED. RAPED BY THE ATTIC AND DORIC PATRIARCHAL RAPE GODS. RAPED TO PROVE THE SUPERIORITY OF MALE GODS. RAPED. Like and subscribe.

>> No.22233016

>>22232598
C- at fitting in, A+ at being a gay faggot who gets raped by yardapes

>> No.22233032

>>22227548
Yes, especially for bad writers. It's not necessarily boobs all the time. I have noticed that a lot of writers introduce females by feet. The barefoot female entering the room is pretty common. Take Lem for instance: there is barely any female mentioning in Solaris that does not involve feet

>> No.22233033

>>22227548
One of the first things my female character does in the book I'm writing is break a toilet after a rock she was throwing up in the air and catching while peeing fell into it.

>> No.22233056

>>22227548
Can gay males write women better?

>> No.22233068

>>22233032
>The barefoot female entering the room is pretty common
I feel called out. It's a nice trope, nothing connected with foot fetish. That's just a way to show a part of the body rather than the entire female character, which is a common literary and movie device. Barefoot women are nice but boots are okay too. And the alternatives are presenting them from the back or hands, both are boring.

>> No.22233131

>>22227607
Doesn't hit the same. Reads like gay fiction. You'd know btw.

>> No.22233139

>>22227674
Based and Quevedopilled.

>> No.22233143

>>22233056
They know what it means to be fickle and ridiculous, so probably.

>> No.22233145

>>22232924
A wordcel. Write a fiction in full inner monologue autism, Joyce style.

>> No.22233241

>>22229786
The replies are pretty much what you'd expect from this place. Neither of these two experiences is wrong nor is one special. People are different. Sometimes it's probably good to just not read a book but instead go out and interact with the real world and the people living in it.

>> No.22233249

>>22227548
men suck at writing women and women suck at writing men.

>> No.22233268

>>22232179
How can he suffer from Aphantasia if he literally pictures stuff in his mind?