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[Anonymous No.22173218]

>a fucking talking snake
People died for this shit lol

[Anonymous No.22173223]

KEK don't get me started

[Anonymous No.22173226]

>tfw people probably died over the Jungle Book too
heh

[Anonymous No.22173227]

Jesus was a skitzo piece of shit who wanted to reign over man and build a literal hierarchy like a dictator. He wasn’t kind and loving he was a skitzo piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.22173230]

>>22173218
>>22173223
>>22173226
>>22173227
Kill yourselves

[Anonymous No.22173232]

>>22173230
that's not very Christian of you

[Anonymous No.22173235]

>>22173230
> t. Hasn’t read the New Testament.

[Anonymous No.22173239]

how many times do we have to teach you a lesson Satan?

[Anonymous No.22173254]

>>22173227
American education

[Anonymous No.22173283]

>>22173232

Cringe

[Anonymous No.22173293]

>>22173230
I have read Camus and therefore cannot kill myself

[Anonymous No.22173300]

>>22173218
Satan's dumb ass minions can't help but say the name of their master every time they open their mouth. It is you who will die for the sake of a talking snake. Absolute retard. Well, you aren't running out of time, just patience. Yeah, you may go on a three month vacation in July and He will just be waiting for you on the other side, 'dying' from boredom and a broken heart. Boo fucking hoo. I know you are trapped on a sinking ship and you have a worm in your gut. Hey, wait a minute. Don't start bitching that God's enemy is trolling you for now. You have people out there chanting your name, rooting for you, so don't give up, we will make it happen. He never misses a beat. In other words, are you really sure you want to have a go at Him and end up in a fiery pit for eternity? Yeah, He could have waited a couple of more years for you to grow up, but noooo, he decided to risk your life for someone else's entertainment. He hates you and you can hate him too, but don't you dare give up on life and think you have nothing to live for. We are all worth the effort. God is not looking for people who are too weak to fight, or too busy living in sin to care about God. You can stand on your own two feet or you can hang your poor little head and wail about it. Better yet, find someplace to laugh and smile, and stop letting Satan have the last word. This life is worth living and fighting for.

[Anonymous No.22173301]

>>22173230
Bitter slave moralist

[Anonymous No.22173315]

>>22173301
Cringe

[Anonymous No.22173320]

>>22173232
Being violent towards evil is actually a very Christian thing to do

[Anonymous No.22173327]

>>22173254
Nah most of us a god lovers here

[Anonymous No.22173329]

>>22173320
that's very black of you

[Anonymous No.22173370]

>>22173300
Who is Satan? I read the whole Bible but his name never appeared

[Anonymous No.22173384]

>>22173218
people in 100 years may say
>a talking computer
people died for this shit lol

[Anonymous No.22173388]

>>22173218
>an unemployed autist who has never seen a vagina
A woman went through nine months of pregnancy for this lol

[Anonymous No.22173475]

>>22173254
No. I read it and Jesus was a weirdo who walked around and telling everyone to put his faith into him to gain salvation while he did nothing except cure a couple of blind people but not all of them. He was not a loving peaceful dude. You can get kicked out of the kingdom of heaven. The dude casted out Peter for snitching not snitching on him in court which if Peter did tell the truth, the king of the Jews would’ve been killed earlier by the Roman’s. Jesus wanted to reign over man. Yes. Like in a Khan way, not a peaceful loving way.

[Anonymous No.22173480]

>>22173370
he literally tempts christ in the gospels you dweeb

[Anonymous No.22173485]

>>22173254
Wait let me say, I like Jesus, but people act like he is all forgiving and loving. You have to make him proud by working hard and be genuinely gracious. Not like your larping fucking Christian ass. Jesus wouldn’t want a bunch of internet niggers or soccer moms going to church and feeling good for believing in him. Jesus wants you to struggle and gain salvation through your effort and hard work and sacrifices so you can eat the fruit of your labor and be obedient to those who stand triumphantly in the shoulders of giants. Jesus hates you if you sit around acting for forgiveness while doing nothing.

[Anonymous No.22173493]

>>22173301
Very cringe you’re like 17 and watched a Freidrich Btchshe video essay.

[Anonymous No.22173526]

>>22173485
>>22173485
I understand the subversive reddit atheist perspective but how the hell do you miss the point that much? At that point its not even a matter of theology, its more of just a matter of reading comprehension.

[Anonymous No.22173563]

>>22173526
You get that your bitch ass is no different from a redditor? You can’t be that fucking retarded. 4chan and Reddit is no different and you’re not special for talking on an incredibly popular website. I am not an atheist, Jesus wanted to have complete power over man. Not in a loving way. That’s if. And I like Jesus. No disrespect. But he wanted to reign over man and that is fine.

[Anonymous No.22173565]

>>22173480
Not in the latin version

[Anonymous No.22173573]

>>22173218
Fun Fact:
The Serpent staff that Moses carried around is because Jews (and Christians) are worshiping the Serpent of Eden

[Anonymous No.22173589]

>>22173370
You didn’t read it. Fucking loser. Lol. He beats the devil in under ten pages into the New Testament when the devil temps him to turn a stone into bread after his 40 day fast. The devil takes Jesus to the top of Jerusalem and offers him all of it and Jesus tells him to fuck off and then the devil is gone. Fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.22173590]

>>22173573
It's not a serpent staff retard, it's a staff that can turn into a snake under some circumstances. The Egyptian magicians could do the same thing.

[Anonymous No.22173599]

>>22173563
>I am not an atheist, Jesus wanted to have complete power over man. Not in a loving way.
>Not in a loving way
This is just flat out wrong. You'd need to actively cherry pick moments out of the Bible to characterize Jesus as someone who cared more about ruling man through power rather than saving man with love as well as ignoring pretty much the entirety of his crucifixion.
How do you reconcile a Jesus defined by power painfully dying in one of the most humiliating ways possible while begging forgiveness for his murderers?

[Anonymous No.22173601]

>>22173590
the Serpent of Eden :)
you've been worshiping a demon that goes by different names. A demon that enjoys seeing his worshipers (whether egyptian, canaanite or jewish) kill each other

[Anonymous No.22173607]

[Anonymous No.22173608]

>>22173599
He absolutely wanted to reign man. I don’t blame him.

[Anonymous No.22173611]

>>22173601
>>22173607
Your delusions are not supported by the text.

[Anonymous No.22173618]

>>22173599
I’m not cherry picking. There are lots of parts in the Bible when I like and and lots I don’t. Everyone cherry picks it. Lol

[Anonymous No.22173625]

>>22173611
>there's Serpent worship and then there's Serpent worship
>totally different things.
even the fact that the Jews worshiped the Bethel Stone is the same as the Canaanite worship of the Baetyl Stone
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baetylus

everyone back then was worshiping the Serpent of Eden, just calling it different names. He's a demon of war that requires blood sacrifices, often depicted as a storm god (like YHWH, who was described as a storm cloud).
You've been worshiping a literal demon for thousands of years.

[Anonymous No.22173629]

>>22173618
>I'm not cherry picking
>Everyone cherry picks it
Forked tongue retard

[Anonymous No.22173630]

>>22173599
I think I’m your head you think “oh this is some amazing atheist faggot” or something. I don’t blame you, I would think the same. I wasn’t reading the Bible thinking “come on Jesus do something bad”. I just read it and Jesus was very flawed. Not what I expected. Again, I like Jesus and believe in the Holy Spirit but the dude absolutely wanted to reign hard like his dad.

[Anonymous No.22173654]

>>22173630
Jesus rejected your nobodaddy's offer to rule the world. You are a delusional retard making things up.

[Anonymous No.22173661]

>>22173563
This website is for users 18 and up. Go back to whatever you were doing / continue lurking. Truly embarrassing posting if not being ironic

[Anonymous No.22173664]

>>22173589
He is never mentioned with the name of "Satan"

[Anonymous No.22173677]

>>22173664

[Anonymous No.22173705]

>point out how silly these jewish fairy tales are
>christcucks seethe
lol

[Anonymous No.22173712]

>>22173705
>post retarded disinfo
>get called a retard and seethe about it

[Anonymous No.22173715]

>>22173712
>find out you've been worshiping a demon
>keep worshiping because at this point it's too late to change your ways

[Anonymous No.22173720]

>>22173715
keep projecting retard

[Anonymous No.22173725]

>>22173720
>no you're the one worshiping a demon
i don't worship any religion, idiot :) you're the one worshiping bronze age war demons that require blood

[Anonymous No.22173735]

>>22173230
Show me a talking snake and I will

[Anonymous No.22173841]

>>22173218
greek math textbook

[Anonymous No.22173859]

Remember the time when God sent two bears to maul and kill children because they were mocking an old bald geezer of being bald?
>2 Kings 2:23-25
>23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!”
>24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.
God is very based.

[Anonymous No.22173874]

What was suppose to be ghe effect of cursing the serpent? Snakes are a thriving species and are not disadvantaged or crippled whatsoever by not having legs. It seems like just the ignorant prejudice of jews who considered slithering a loathesome trait..

[Anonymous No.22173883]

>>22173218
Well in the defence of dying for it the plebs weren't able to read it.

[Anonymous No.22173967]

>>22173883
And they still can't if this thread is anything to go by.

[Anonymous No.22173989]

My goodness do I hate fucktards on here who use exactly this book to fake sincere beliefs. Christlarpers and pessimists, these two are the worst groups when it comes to faking authentic beliefs.

With both of these, you just know that they just latched onto the first beliefsystem they could find, and they so obviously don't sincerely believe a word of it. What I would really love to see is a genuine world crisis, like a giant war, where their beliefs force them to play a sacrificial role, and they try everything they can to prove how they never believed in anything they so boldly virtue signalled. I hope that their fakery is exposed in the single most embarrassing manner humanly possible, just as an example for future generations, that you should never ever fake your strongest convinctions for clout. That would be so damn great

[Michaelangelon No.22174018]

>>22173218
I thought about sine waves as serpentine. If a sine wave could talk it would be a talking snake. Big brained. Visualize it.

[Anonymous No.22174080]

>>22173989
they won't even sacrifice themselves "to save their country from the pedophile satan worshipers" that they claim exist in the US.
>pizzagate is real! that's why i'm doing jack shit to save the children!
they're a bunch of pharisees who just want to pretend to be holier than others because it's a form of bullying

[Anonymous No.22174084]

>>22174080
IRL action is a fed psyop.

[Anonymous No.22174086]

>>22174084
>pizzagate is real
>but don't do anything, the children can take care of themselves

[Anonymous No.22174093]

>>22174086
I didn't watch The Nigger Mermaid. The jews are on suicide watch.

[Anonymous No.22174105]

>>22174093
>i'm a REAL christian
>just don't ask me to make any sacrifices. The most i'll do is pray really loudly in public and condemn gays

[Anonymous No.22174110]

>>22174105
American gays kind of deserve it though, ngl.

Especially trannies. Those are basically the christtards of buttfucking

[Anonymous No.22174124]

>>22174110
>you're right, i'm complete scum and a pharisee. I don't actually care about the children being raped and eaten by the pizzagate satanic elite, i just like to pretend to be holy in public when in reality i'm a complete coward

[Anonymous No.22174139]

>>22174124
btw girls should be wed once they have their first period. Age of consent is a jewish plot to corrupt women into feminist roasties.

[Anonymous No.22174147]

>>22174139
>yes, i'm a christian pedophile and a pharisee. I don't actualyl care about children i just want to rape them.

[Anonymous No.22174213]

>>22173320
>critiquing a system of thought is evil
The absolute state of christcuck morality

[Anonymous No.22174266]

>>22174080
>>22174084
>>22174086
>>22174093
>>22174105
>>22174110
>>22174124
>>22174139
>>22174147
Pathetic false flag operation

[Anonymous No.22174299]

>>22173590
Wrong staff
He later has a serpent staff that helps while wandering the desert post exodus.

[Anonymous No.22174759]

>>22173300
Satan doesn’t exist. God didn’t create an evil doer to do the opposite of Him. Humans create evil through ignorance of Him and become Lucifer, that bright light that entices people but is still dim compared to the Light of Him.

[Anonymous No.22174794]

>>22173300
least mentally ill christcuck

[aaa No.22174811]

>>22173218
It wasnt "a talking snake".

[Anonymous No.22174820]

>>22173735
Israel is only a plane ride away.

[Anonymous No.22174822]

>>22174759
>that bright light that entices people but is still dim compared to the Light of Him
What is it about Christianity that turns people into such hilariously dour, self-serious goobers?

[Anonymous No.22174835]

>>22174822
Being aware that your actions without Him lead to the suffering of others isn’t dour. It’s not saying, “You cannot listen to heavy metal.” The hardest part of all of this is the understanding that you must be conscious of your actions 100% of the time. Most are simply incapable — they don’t even understand that they are mean when they haven’t eaten recently.

[aaa No.22174836]

Old Testament is very hard to understand. To put it in lit terms, it easily "filters" people. It wasn't a normal snake. It was the devil or something devil related. Maybe read some commentaries on it. At first, when I read the Creation, I was like, "How is it that water is there, st first, and then the earth... it doesn't alugn with geology and physics. (Genesis 1:6)" Earth doesn't refer to planet earth at all, but to the whole universe we reside in, and the water is some 'other water,' not H2O, more like space-time water but I am not sure. And that's just one line from creation from Genesis. Every line of it is profound and needs way more effort to be truly understood. You need commentaries by experienced Orthodox priests to get it cleared out.

[Anonymous No.22174843]

>>22174835
Lighten up a little, goober! Not everything is about you and your god.

[Anonymous No.22174845]

>>22174836
I want to give you guys a couple of big hints. The story of the Garden is very allegorical. The forbidden trees are both literal and allegorical. The trees represent both ancestral trees, where the fruits are individual people who have been born, and a chain of logic which bears fruit intellectually.
The snake Eve is tempted by is the fruit of the tree. The snake is literally male reproduction tempting Eve to create a child with this forbidden fruit. This is why this story appears in Genesis and why the entire book of Genesis is about the generations of people (ancestral trees).

[Anonymous No.22174850]

>>22174835
When you nut inside your wife, do you immediately give thanks to God for such a prodigious orgasm? Do you leap up from the sheets and shout a "Praises Be!" to the most high and almighty for allowing you to cum? Every time I nut, is that God who let me cum? Are my cock and balls inside a metaphysical chastity cage up until the precise moment I'm jerking my shit and blowing loads?

[Anonymous No.22174860]

>>22174850
You mock me, but you’ve never even experienced constant awareness. Yes, when I am fucking my wife I do so with 100% of my attention. Me and her become one and I command her. It is very erotic and we are open. I got over the fear of fucking through Him — it sounds ridiculous unless you admit you haven’t really fucked the woman you’re fucking, and that you’ve held yourself back in the moment.

[Anonymous No.22174862]

>>22174860
>Okay honey, now it's time for prayer

[Anonymous No.22174867]

>>22174862
Exactly, and prayer in the bedroom requires here to undress herself for me. She knows this because I taught her.

[Anonymous No.22174873]

>>22174867
That's some weird shit, fren. But whatever's clever. Whatever gets your rocks off, I guess.

[Anonymous No.22174944]

>>22173630
Bro Satan literally offered all the kingdoms of the world and gigachad Jesus told him to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.22174963]

Would appreciate any help. I'm looking for a version of the KJV Bible available in the UK that has readable text. A decent size and style for actually sitting and reading the whole thing. If it is a seperate Old and New Testament, that would be a bonus too. Thanks!