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Dante
>sees Beatrice twice
>makes her his goddess
Goethe
>"The Eternal Feminine draw us on high"
Shakespeare
>Love sonnets
Homer
>Main character trades BPD sex crazed literal goddess for his old wife
Holy shit were they all simps?
This isnt the Western Canon, this is The Simpsons

>> No.22170780

How old are you op?

>> No.22170802

>>22170774
love is the one & only subject of poetry

>> No.22170809

>>22170774
i fell in love with my oneitis in middle school, It was love at first sight.

>> No.22170811

>>22170774
Fucking based

>> No.22170836

>>22170774
May you one day find love, OP. Le ebin irony and shitposting are bad companions.

>> No.22170837

>>22170774
Don't be so bitter and naive. Even if love doesn't happen to you, find in yourself the insight and clarity to discover why love is truly the moving force of the world.

>> No.22170842

>>22170774
I’m sure you could somehow make a Homer Simpson joke out of this post

>> No.22170913

>>22170836
>>22170837
While I use irony to shitpost, behind my irony is sincerity
Thanks for your wishes, but I do know love is the moving force of the world and Im lucky enough to have some experiences with it in many forms
I just thought clothing it with shitposting would call the attention of /lit/ and get the discussion started

>> No.22170915

>>22170913
Your honesty is appreciated. Blessings upon you

>> No.22170998

>>22170774
Always have been

>> No.22171431

>>22170774
I love that painting.

>> No.22171439
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22171439

>>22170774
>why yes, I do have a muse that is unattainable to me, and hardly knows of my existence, how could you tell?

>> No.22171441

>>22170836
>>22170837
>>22170842
cringe basedful

>> No.22171454

>>22170774
>every heterosexual platonic interaction is le simp
twitter was a mistake. I genuinely think it's a LGBT psyop against normal people.

>> No.22171466

>>22171439
>My Muse? You ask me why you have never seen Her? Uhmm ... well She lives in another Arcadia anon, but she exists I swear

>> No.22171470

>>22171454
I wouldnt call Dantes obsession with Beatrice exactly normal anon

>> No.22171472

>>22171454
>every platonic interaction is le simp
It is. And there you go. You either alpha fucks or a beta bucks. There is no in between.

>> No.22171476

>>22171470
It's more normal than you think but it's often misread. She represents an ideal.

>> No.22171484

>>22171472
2/10 b8

>> No.22171551

>>22170774
romance is about overcoming your base urges and dying gloriously for something beautiful and eternal

>> No.22171569

>>22171484
t. butthurt beta

>> No.22171571

>>22171569
>>22171484

>> No.22171572

>>22171476
This

>> No.22171578

>>22171476
This. People don’t often realize it but often crushes are elevated to an ideal. It is the image they have of the person they like. That’s why couples living together lose a lot of that spark. I don’t think Beatrice was exactly a crush though as there were no romantic feelings

>> No.22171584

>>22171571
You are le simp, it doesn't matter if you write 700 pages of le ebin literary epic cope. You are just being a beta bucks using your pen and paper.

>> No.22171588

>>22171584
Go b8 twitter, normie.

>> No.22171624

>>22171588
>simping le simps

>> No.22171635

>>22171624
>simp
LGBT/negro psyop to shame straight/normal people

>> No.22171640

>>22170774
Women are to the feminine as a cup is to the sea.

>> No.22171646

>>22171635
>straight/normal people
>likes some random roastie
>writes 700 pages
Not an alpha move, anon.

>> No.22171679

>>22170774
hard image

>> No.22171690

>>22171646
>posts the most retarded take on Dante
Stick to twitter, kid. Books aren't for you.

>> No.22171702

>>22170774
>Holy shit were they all simps?
>This isnt the Western Canon, this is The Simpsons

A forum without any law, allows these people to write everything.

USA...

>> No.22171712

>>22170774
>BPD sex crazed literal goddess
Muh heckin cuhraaazy emo mommy goth gf?? hngngngng step on me with your dirty feet, bros the sex was SO. Damn. Good. but we had to break up cause I woke up with her holding a knife over me but I deadass still miss her all the time

>> No.22171726

>>22171640
These days more like a drop

>> No.22171737

>>22170774
>blind
>have a couple of daughters
>make them write down your epic poem
Milton is the true epic chad.

>> No.22171741

>>22170774
>Main character trades BPD sex crazed literal goddess for his old wife
Who are you referring to?

>> No.22171744

>>22171737
>protestan
>can't rhyme
>le subversion (baddie is the hero)

>> No.22171881

>>22171741
Odisseus and the Goddess who fell in love with him and kept him enchanted/slaved in her island

>> No.22171886

>>22171744
The Eternal Anglo strikes again

>> No.22171906

>>22171702
This, sad.