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Bros I'm in love, I can't stop counting the Bees and singing with birds. None of the greatest literature holds anything to a beautiful woman and in fact women get the ick from reading, plus nobody cares about pseud cred with reading anymore as everyone looks at stemfags and computer scientists as geniuses and not reading nerds. You won't get laid and you're not smart, so why even bother reading I'm serious, I got no puss from lying about reading Ulysses or Proust, but now that I'm a software engineer making bank I get all the puss I need and my family views me as a genius. So I ask, what's the point of reading in TODAY 2023

>tldr
Stop wasting your life reading it's just not worth it. I'm sure there's brilliant ideas in Ulysses, but it's not going to get you money or puss.

>> No.22116711

>>22116704
Didn't read lol

>> No.22116717

>>22116711
fpbp

>> No.22116721

>>22116711
>>22116717
Seethe you know I'm right

>> No.22116725

>>22116704
how did you become a software engineer? I’m using free code camp and I’m not sure how effective it is. I’m overwhelmed by how many languages I need to learn

>> No.22116741

>>22116725
took an online boot camp, joined a start up, rest is history

>> No.22116748

>>22116741
which boot camp? Did you have to pay?

>> No.22116763

>>22116704
Off topic post no one cares about le gash or le compuder

>> No.22116767

>>22116721
Not going to read that, bye.

>> No.22116774

>>22116704
The beauty of great literature is self evident. If you're looking for an extrinsic justification of reading you're a retard.

>> No.22116806
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>>22116774
or maybe you can have both a gf and like reading. OP is so retarded he thinks he has to let go of reading because he fucks pussy now

>> No.22116815

>>22116774
The beauty of love and a great woman is great

>>22116748
Yeah Full Stack, it's not worth the money desu, try UDEMY

>> No.22116823

>>22116806
What's the point of reading if you have a GF may I ask? She's going to think you're smarter if you do STEM shit and code, and women aren't impressed with reading plus we're all so smarter today we're just reading dumber dead authors and contemporary authors are for women and faggots

>> No.22116824

>money or puss
those are means to an end.
only low iqs think they are the main goal of life,

>> No.22116837

>>22116741
where can I find a startup hiring? is there a directory?

>> No.22116838

>>22116824
Hate to be real with ya anon, but that's all anyone cares about the rest is cope

>> No.22116853

>>22116837
indeed, cybercoders etc

>> No.22116858

>>22116823
Because it’s enjoyable dude.

>> No.22116863

>>22116858
What is enjoyable about reading Ulysses or Marcel Proust

>> No.22116869

>>22116863
Haven’t read those but I imagine they’re classics for a reason

>> No.22116877

>>22116869
Yeah because it used to be impressive to wank yourself off that you read those, but now nobody reads and nobody gives a fuck and instead the new trend is to say I read woke Michelle Obama garbage, which gives girls the ick, and the old stuff makes you look autistic. So I ask what is the point of reading?

>> No.22116885

>>22116877
Oh no I'm gonna look autistic! Nigga who fucking cares? Why do you want to spend time with people that don't like your autism? I'm not a Faggot so I don't min/max my hobbies to get pussy.

>> No.22116897

>>22116885
Because it's good for my social cred to be seen as cool and smart, not some nerd who reads books nobody cares about that I don't even like. People think I'm smart anyway, but a cool Science type of rational way, and everyone is terrified of me. I am the smartest guy I know and many will attest to that.

>> No.22116903

>>22116877
So your thesis is that Homer became a legend because people thought reading him made them look cool? That’s what you’re running with?

>> No.22116904

>>22116823
Why do you give a fuck how you are perceived? if I was a woman id think you were a fag for withholding enjoying something you're passionate about cause you want to impress your gf with your retard coding, the same gf who may very well also be into lit, negating any possibility of bonding through the books you love. Fuck OP I find it hard to believe you actually have fucked someone if you're this insecure

>> No.22116905

>>22116897
you're a fucking sheep, if jews told you to jump you'd ask how high

>> No.22116917

>>22116903
Homer wasn't even real and Homer is a legend because people like having legends not because of his literay merits LOL. It was literally a Greek oral tradition for retards. Nobody cares about literature anymore so there's no reason to keep up the larp, because I won't look smart or get money or puss. It hurts my social cred

>>22116904
My girlfriend is into sucking my cock and getting fucked. I want her to think I'm cool and sexy not some fag who reads dusty old books for nerds.

>>22116905
Nah the Jews are terrified of free thinking hard working men like me unironically

>> No.22116923

>>22116897
If we met irl you'd probably say some faggy, witless shit and then I'd turn to the nearest babe and cock my eyebrow, "Erm, methinks we should skedaddle..?" Next thing I know I'm balls deep in pussy I don't care about, thinking of past loves while you "code up a storm" for Mr. Shekelberg.

>> No.22116926

>>22116877
Its for the purpose of improving your mental faculties and fostering more honest introspection, while you in the act of not reading are trying to signal to the other retard zoom zooms that you aren't one of those loser nerd guys who totally aren't cool right you guys. Fuck you're a boring fag op, stop jacking yourself off and shit talking books on my fucking board, FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.22116930

>>22116923
Bro I'm like 6 ft 2 and got a big cock, I could just strut up to any babe and she'll suck my dick. Anyway jealous is just a pathetic beta. Have fun down there, I bet you're like 5 ft 8 or lower which is not a man and why you're so mad/

>> No.22116933

>>22116917
Got it, creating art that transcends millennia is for nerds, simping for pussy is based. Thanks chief.

>> No.22116934

>>22116917
Thats funny anon, but why are even you on here if you're if you're just a hollowed out coombrain deathly afraid of not fitting in?

>> No.22116940

>>22116926
Everyone knows hard science and coding is tougher than reading and men of action like me don't want to get clung up on dead thoughts so we live freely like the Gods that we are. If Homer was alive today he'd be writing about me and you'd be seething.

>> No.22116951

Why the fuck is this getting so many replies? /lit/ is dead.

>> No.22116952

>>22116934
Because I'm trying to help you guys, I had Lord Byron as my hero and got a useless degree in English and it took years for me to reach my full potential and I don't want anons to waste it reading dusty names in order to get laid or appear smart when they should just code or learn science.

>>22116933
Nobody even cares about Homer today he's a loser and dead. They care about guys with big cocks and lots of money.

>> No.22116956

>>22116930
I'm actually 5'6". I see that you're so mad you can't even write coherent sentences. After I made a particularly witty comment, all the girls are giggling now, you'd probably try to insult me with a bizarre, autistic, and homosocial internet reference like "beta" or "manlet". Another eyebrow cocked, another buxom lass seduced. A shame really, as I prefer petite country girls.

>> No.22116961

>>22116956
Damn bro my condolences

>> No.22116968

>>22116951
they hated him because he told the truth.

>> No.22116969

>>22116961
*cocks eyebrow*

>> No.22116976

>>22116969
I'm not gay

>> No.22116981

>>22116704
You are a slave and a fool.

>> No.22116982

>>22116956
Hi John

>> No.22116983

>>22116952
>Nobody cares
Iliad & Odyssey have been discussed for thousands of years and will be for thousands more, your “big cock and lots of money” will be forgotten directly after your funeral.

>> No.22116984

>>22116981
Stay Jelly bitch boy

>> No.22116997

>>22116983
Nobody gives a fuck about either bro they care about Jeff Bezos and guys who change the world like Elon Musk and Einstein. Not fucking poets who entertained the retards 3000 years ago. That's like saying your middle management retard boss is good for humanity. He just makes you fools happy while I fuck your women and make money and look smart and sexy and basically become a God. I am God I am the fucking best, you are jealous, get on my level bitch. Coms in your eyes, fucks your sister. Yeah bitch that's me. Fuck off

>> No.22117005

>>22116997
>i am god by virtue of pussy
lmao get lost nerd

>> No.22117007

>>22116982
My name is Reid

>> No.22117009

>>22116997
holy fucking based. Fuck me daddy and am 5 ft 6 because I'm a sexy woman, and I'm sorry for insulting you, I'm really just your bitch

>> No.22117022

>>22117009
It's alright sweetie, how about you post some tits though, daddy needs to be cheered up. Bein' a God ain't easy.

>>22117005
I'm a god because I'm smart, sexy, and witty and clever and because I have such style when I write. Look at me fucking go. Look at you clinging to every word. You are my bitch. I code, I am the smartes,t I am the best.

>> No.22117029

Chumps like you could learn a thing or two about romance from me. Women love you if they think you're smart and handsome, not for reading dusty old books.

>> No.22117039

>>22117022
>I'm smart
You can't even conceive of a motive for reading outside of female approval, I highly doubt this.

>> No.22117040

>>22116997
Why are you so miserable? I am self assured.

>> No.22117048

>>22116838
>that's all anyone cares about
speak for yourself, kid.

>> No.22117138

>>22117048
What's more important

>>22117040
I'm very happy you seem bitter and sad otherwise you wouldn't be posting on here

>>22117039
Yes all that matters is keeping up an image for your mate, I want her to know I'm a God and reading dusty books ain't helping that.

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>>22116704
Why do you sound so desperate? (methinks also schizophrenic and very likely drug addicted but that's neither here nor there)

>> No.22117174

>>22116704
TLDR.
Clean it up already jannies.

>> No.22117176

>>22117163
Only a bit of coke, keeps the edge going.

>>22117174
They hated me cuz I told the truth.

Also IPs didn't go up, so same fags back with new personas. Bring it on Reid.

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22117178

>>22116823
>>22116863
>>22116877
OP's a barely literate codemonkey who couldn't understand some basic bitch book and is now constantly seething about it making up fantasy scenarios in his head holy kek

>> No.22117182

>>22117178
Still at 14, gonna have to try harder Reid.

>> No.22117183

>>22117176
No surprise there, you type like a junkie.

>> No.22117195

>>22117183
How do I type

>> No.22117267

>>22117138
>Yes all that matters is keeping up an image for your mate, I want her to know I'm a God and reading dusty books ain't helping that.
This attitude will get you manipulated out of the money you've earned. It's good you're building up your confidence because you finally have a gf, but did you really assess her character? Or did you jump straight in because she showed the slightest bit of attraction to you and you're desperate? Be careful lest the world knock you down and give you perspective. Let's just hope it isn't too expensive for you.

>> No.22117289

>>22117176
>>22117182
Reid here, just checking in on this thread. I've been reading Mason & Dixon -- those guys are not me! They're trying to fool you!

>> No.22117309

>>22117267
We've been together for years now the bitch ain't going nowhere dog

>> No.22117321

I need no such thing as a career or literature. All words are only that: words regardless of their context. All poetry and prose crumbles - letters on a page scattered by the whirlwind. The self is expressed purely in being. And that’s why 4chan exists. We find the face of God not with our eyes. My beating heart is yours, anons.

>> No.22117328

>>22116704
>I'm a software engineer making bank I get all the puss I need and my family views me as a genius.
same, but tbf coding is hard, especially high level coding

>> No.22117363

>>22117328
Hi Buckley

>> No.22117459

>>22116940
Nah I would most likely be cumming on your face, your mums face, homers face and homers mums face

>> No.22117469

>>22117138
Well, then you're just an image nothing more. I only care about my own opinion of myself, not what some bitch thinks. I could minmax my life to be 10% more attractive to my gf I guess but that kind of 'normiefication' is even more degrading than the incel to autogynephiliac tranny pipeline. I know this is a bait thread anyway so godspeed.

>> No.22117503

>>22116704
You should unironically kill yourself. If you do indeed believe what you have posted, your life is as worthless as a dungheap and you are a detriment to the human race and you are certainly not alone. Let's pile the bodies to the sky. We need another great war. Blood, blood, blood.

>> No.22117515

>>22117503
Lol I’ve btfo this thread

>>22117469
How am I baiting it’s important to please your mate

>> No.22117532

Seems doubtful that if you're as happy and intellectually secure as you claim, you'd come here to belittle others. That reads as manic desperation to lord your obviously unstable momentary good mood over others.
No one who's doing well emotionally is going to waste their time coming to this site at all, particularly not to taunt random strangers.

>> No.22117543

>>22117532
I’m trying to warn you and teach and mentor

>> No.22117581

>>22117543
sure you are, fag

>> No.22117592

>>22116704
>but it's not going to get you money or puss
Why do you want money and puss?

>> No.22117625

>>22117592
Because that's all that people care about

>> No.22117673

>>22117625
He asked about you, not people.

>> No.22117686

>>22117673
? It's better for my social cred than reading dusty old books

>> No.22117735

>>22117686
Why do you want social cred?

>> No.22117739

>>22117735
So I look good

>> No.22117741

>>22117739
Why do you want to look good?

>> No.22117748

>>22117741
now you're just being silly obviously this can be accepted without a greater reason lel

>> No.22117750

>>22117748
No no, answer me. Why do you want to look good?

>> No.22117951

>>22116704
>I'm sexually active and earn money
oh sheeeed we got a bad ass over here. how can readers compete?

>> No.22117973

>>22117750
'why is good better than bad' You are stupid this is why reading is dumb

>>22117951
What's the point of even reading if it gets you no puss and no girls and it doesn't make you look as smart as being a coder or scientist. These dusty old books were good when people cared about reading, but collectively we've all absorbed that knowledge, so stuff like Ulysses doesn't even mena anything anymore. It's an old dusty book and the pseuds don't realize that they should learn to code or become scientists to look smart not quote dusty old books.

>> No.22117981

>>22117973
>What's the point of even reading if it gets you no puss and no girls and it doesn't make you look as smart as being a coder or scientist.
Seeing the divine countenance.

>> No.22117982

>>22117973
>looking good is the meaning of goodness itself
Like the other anon said, you are all image. You have a literal female brain. tits or gtfo

>> No.22117983

>>22117981
God likes people who go out and fuck and make money not people who like dusty old books

>> No.22117985

>>22117982
Nah I'm very masculine I'm 6 ft 2, jacked, got a big cock, got a hot girl, a comfy job, people respect me, it's just kinda hard keeping up the image, so I have been drinking too much and doing coke too much lately and I'm starting to fucking lose it man.

>> No.22117989

>>22117985
Those are secondary masculine characteristics. Mentally you are a narcy faggot unable to see beyond particulars.

>> No.22117995

>>22117989
Nah man I live on that thrill and I fucking thrive due to it it's like a bullet going off in my ass that makes me fire off. I don't need dusty old books for that shit, I just code, invest, and do whatever bosses do. I'm the fucking man. I'm smart as hell, and I am a fucking God.

>> No.22117999

>>22117995
I am telling you, you'd be better off as the unlettered serf of a man like me. I'd get you plenty of pussy and keep your belly full and nose powdered. You'd just have to do some dogwork for me a couple times a week, break some horses in, maybe some kneecaps. You don't need any gay ass coding either.

>> No.22118000

>>22117999
I am liberated brother everyone views me as a Genius and a God, money ain't everything, it's about social cred bro. I have a masters degree now anyway. I'm brilliant.

>> No.22118001

>>22117973
I would read your post, but I'm soooo busy stacking mad ca$h and slamming that WAP I just don't have time in my life to do more than two things.

>> No.22118005

>software engineer
Sirs?

>> No.22118010

>>22118001
You've been crying for hours I am better than you I am smart, funny, sexy, handsome, and cute. You lose.

>> No.22118149

what a bastard normalfaggot,go dope to death with your whores