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22104581 No.22104581 [Reply] [Original]

how do i get a gf like emily?

>> No.22104582

>>22104581
They are a rare breed and exist only in niche circles these days. They only exist in Europe, also.

>> No.22104598

John gacy was innocent

>> No.22104617

>be rich
>go to blue blood liberal arts college for degree in underwater basket weaving
>meet fellow blue blood pedigree lass
>get together
>marry at 24 because you can afford to
>you work at your dad's company, she gets an MFA from a middling state school's graduate program
>live happily ever after

>> No.22104671

>>22104598
WTF? Really?

>> No.22104784

>>22104671
Yes, all glownigger shit, just like Manson. Americans always need some internal bogeyman to keep the fear going

>> No.22104789

>>22104581
Why settle for a cheap imitation when you can just get haunted by her?
She has done this a few times already iirc.