CALL FOR SUBS - Tales of the Unreal Volume 2

[/unreal/ press !!KJI2/HgsJdT No.22099994]

Hi everyone! With the great success of Tales Volume 1, we have decided to continue on and go for Tales Volume 2. This thread serves as our official call for submissions.

>What is Tales?
Tales of the Unreal is a periodically published book series taking inspiration from pulp magazines such as Weird Tales. We pick 12 to 15 of the best subs, put them into a book, and publish it with a book cover and style that emulates the pulp magazines of old.

>What we want
The horrible, the unknowable, the weird! We want your horror or weird fiction short story. Somewhere in the realm of 2 - 5000 words, but if you need a little more room, if the story is exceptional it will still be considered!

>When do we want it?
Submissions are open YEAR ROUND. This is just a dedicated call for Tales 2, with a close date of JULY 14 AT 11:59pm EST.

>Where do I submit?
Please email your submission to [e-mail] in any format of your choosing. We do light editing for formatting and spelling only, and otherwise keep the entire intent of the author.
Please include with your submission the name you would wish to be published under.
You can also query that email for any questions you may have.

>Where can I find Tales 1?
FOR FREE: https://unrealpress.com/tales-of-the-unreal/
IN PRINT: Just search the name and it'll come up on Amazon

[Anonymous No.22100140]

After the big doxxing drama-bomb of a few weeks ago...who exactly is left?
And why would anyone want to involve themselves with your sad-cringe dumpster fire?

[Anonymous No.22100183]

>>22099994
damn that's a kino cover

[Anonymous No.22100193]

>>22099994
Fuck off, tranny

[Anonymous No.22100199]

>>22100140
qrd?

[Anonymous No.22100214]

>>22100199
It's not quick, but here's the seething mess that pretty much destroyed Unreal in 1 thread.
>>/lit/thread/S21870704

[Anonymous No.22100224]

>>22100199
A tranny joined their discord and started leaking doxes while claiming they were being persecuted. Also some mentally ill girl is stalking a guy (both were &amp contributors)

Said tranny posts and replies to itself 100 times now in every thread related to &amp or Unreal, samefagging to relitigate the drama on repeat and reposting doxes. You can hang around and watch the tired show replay in this very thread.

[Anonymous No.22100349]

>>22100224
Jesus christ. Why can't we have nice things?

[Anonymous No.22100358]

>>22100224
Shut the fuck up, you unreal faggot. Shouldn’t you be taking out a loan for your for-profit MFA?

[Anonymous No.22100437]

>unreal dox cast
No thanks trannoid. I’m good. Reported for advertising.

[Anonymous No.22100447]

>>22099994
I guess the *real* test is going to be whether or not this thread gets to stay up with 300+ replies in the same way the lamp one has.

[Anonymous No.22100452]

Based, I’m interested
Fuck trannies, jannies and those jealous fag who can’t write.

[Anonymous No.22100466]

>>22100199
Don’t listen to the Unreal tranny >>22100224.
That’s just a load of self serving revisionist history. Ari (the old editor of the &amp best-of) was doxed by Rhyme because he was “disrupting the discord”. They’ve been posting his face around 4chan for the past couple month. Second person doxed was Ari’s old GF, who also worked on &amp behind the scenes. She was also Doxed by Rhyme. He was kicked off of the podcast and the press for doing this. Krake left as well because he was so disgusted by their tranny politics.
The rest of Unreal still hate Ari because he keeps bringing it up and that’s putting a huge hamper on shilling.

[Anonymous No.22100472]

>>22100466
Krake, mentioning your own name is a dead giveaway that this is just you. No one gives enough of a fuck about your “work” or you personally to even think about you, let alone involve you in le heckin drama

[Anonymous No.22100482]

>>22100472
>>22100466
>>22100437
>>22100358
>>22100214
>>22100199
>>22100140
Samefag

[Anonymous No.22100489]

>>22100482
>s-same f-fag!!
Seethe and cope, you bitter little faggot

[Anonymous No.22100495]

>>22100482
Stupid fuck. You can post all you want but the seething bitches are outnumbered by those of us who actually want to write

[Anonymous No.22100507]

>>22100472
Backstabing everyone you've ever worked with isn't a recipe for success.

>>22100482
There are too many IPs in the thread for all of those to be samefags. I guess it would be convenient if only one guy hated you newfag interlopers enough to call you out on your lies, but that's just not the case.
The only samefag here seems to be you.

[Anonymous No.22100558]

>>22100482
Guess I'll pile on with my evidence you're just a histrionic seether.

[/unreal/ press !!KJI2/HgsJdT No.22100618]

>>22100452
Looking forward to reading your work!

[Anonymous No.22100637]

>>22099994
Unreal has really fallen off these past few month. I'd ask them to scrub my name and story off of the anthology I was in if I wasn't afraid of them going after me next.

[Anonymous No.22100747]

You are better off submitting to a local community college’s literary journal. These guys are weird fags.

[Anonymous No.22100899]

>>22100618
I haven't submitted to Unrealz yet, but weird fiction got me into writing though it's not my specialty now. Maybe I should take a crack at it.
>>22100747
True, but it's also nice to support something niche like this.

[Anonymous No.22100968]

>>22100637
lol

[Anonymous No.22100972]

>>22100899
>niche
It’s self-publishing schlock. Just write your own fucking story and publish it to Amazon. That’s literally what they’re doing

[Anonymous No.22101528]

Bump

[Anonymous No.22101529]

>>22100972
>It’s self-publishing schlock.
That's what niche is goofus.

[Anonymous No.22101558]

>>22100507
Fuck off and stop whining Ari Coon. No one cares anymore

[Anonymous No.22101573]

>>22101558
Looks like a fun and handsome guy. I'd love to have a beer with him!
>>22099994
JULY 14! Oh no! I take so long to write I don't know if I'll have it in time.

[Anonymous No.22101672]

>>22101573
Looks like Gardner in drag.

[Anonymous No.22101680]

>>22101573
I wouldn’t say handsome. Dude needs to start saving up for otoplasty STAT.

[Anonymous No.22101760]

>>22101672
You know what, I kind of see the resemblance

[Anonymous No.22101775]

>>22100482
Fine. I'll admit it. You caught me.
I guess you aren't crazy
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.22101835]

>>22101558
>>22101672
>>22101760

FUCKING KEK THEY LOOK LIKR TWINS

[Anonymous No.22102078]

>>22101775
Er...those weren't all you.
We've all posted enough evidence to make that obvious.
So now /unreal/ lies about samefagging?
Who in their right mind would get anywhere near you?
>>22101760
OK, that's just unsettling.

[Anonymous No.22102100]

this isn't literature it's discord tranny shit

[Anonymous No.22102114]

>>22102078
Yes the resemblance between them is uncanny

[Anonymous No.22102203]

>>22102114
It almost makes me wish I had saved the photo of Gardner standing next to the weinermobile, just so I can put the two side-by-side and post them.

[Anonymous No.22102321]

>>22102203
Enjoy bestie!!

[Anonymous No.22102375]

>>22102321
>replies to himself
>”bestie”
Frank, I sometimes wish you weren’t so fucking stupid so you could at least appreciate the impressive irony of the moronic shit you do

[Anonymous No.22102389]

>>22101529
It’s not, but it you’re retarded so the perfect demographic for unreal schlock

[Anonymous No.22102400]

>>22102389
It is, but you’re doing an excellent job of displaying your illiteracy so keep posting

[Anonymous No.22102405]

>>22102400
So fucking niche that hundreds of thousands of people self-publish their schlock every day. Retard.

[Anonymous No.22102485]

>>22102405
Is your argument here that self-publishing isn’t niche because it’s over saturated and a lot of people do it? You are a fucking brainless fuck lol.

[Anonymous No.22102498]

Well my interest in submitting was certainly short lived.

[Anonymous No.22102522]

>>22102321
Even as I was asking for that photo, I cringed.
I felt like some sweaty slobbery trannie was rubbing up against me, and I was saying "yes, *please* shove your greasy hand down my pants."
Be careful what you wish for, I guess.
p.s. thanks

[Anonymous No.22102704]

>>22102522
Kys faggot

[Anonymous No.22102781]

>>22102704
Stop projecting and just put yourself out of our misery now, Frank Edward.

[Anonymous No.22103599]

>>22102114
*the resemblance is unreal

[Anonymous No.22103703]

>>22102321
>eyes dead flat
>teeth bared like a scared chimp
The classic Autism Smile

[Anonymous No.22103879]

>>22103703
He's too dull-witted to be autistic.
I always assumed, even if he's developmentally disabled, that his biggest problem is alcoholism.

[Anonymous No.22104531]

Bump

[Anonymous No.22104667]

>>22104531
That's the sort of creativity we can expect from /unreal/ .
On a literary board, composed of people who can ostensibly write, all they can think of is "bump".
Now let this thread die already.

[Anonymous No.22104727]

>>22104667
bump

[Anonymous No.22104729]

>>22104727
Stop bumping you unreal troon

[Anonymous No.22104767]

>>22104729
Bump.

[Anonymous No.22104949]

>>22104531
>>22104727
>>22104767
Just remember, potential submitters...this is the sort of banal, uncreative behavior you can expect if you get involved with /unreal/ .
Save yourself.

[Anonymous No.22105223]

>>22104949
Fuck off Ari

[Anonymous No.22105528]

>>22105223
Isn't Ari a former insider?
And you're concerned he knows how toxic you are?
What a self-own.

[Anonymous No.22105962]

>>22105528
Stfu

[Anonymous No.22106036]

>>22105962
Wow...you're not even trying to disguise what a bully you are.
The strongest argument against associating with /unreal/ ... is /unreal/ itself.

[Anonymous No.22106615]

>>22106036
Kys

[Anonymous No.22106662]

>>22106615
Just digging yourself deeper.

[Anonymous No.22107662]

>>22106662
Kys

[Anonymous No.22108298]

Bump

[Anonymous No.22109116]

>>22105962
>>22106615
>>22107662
>>22108298
Such uncreative seething.
Are you sure you're not just trying to give /unreal/ a bad name?

[Anonymous No.22109175]

>>22109116
Kys

[Anonymous No.22109206]

>>22109175
Oddly enough, that answers my question.

[Anonymous No.22109326]

why does the anti-unreal poster type exactly like the AI poster on /wg/?

[Anonymous No.22109349]

>>22109326
There are like two dozen different anti-Unreal posters. Though, AI poster in /wg/ is Boswell and he does hate Unreal so you may actually be correct.

[Anonymous No.22109374]

>>22109349
Hi AnderSEN

[Anonymous No.22109384]

>>22109374
Just name everyone who you dislike so we can get this out of the way.

[Anonymous No.22109396]

>>22109349
Who?