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>farmer
>farmer
>farmer
>farmer
>court eunuch
>court eunuch
>farmer
>oracle priestess
>court eunuch
>farmer
>scheming vizier
>temple guardian trapped within an artifact
>backup oracle priestess
>court eunuch
>farmer

>> No.22090934

>>22090925
for me it's court eunuch

>> No.22090997

>>22090925
Court NEET, take it or leave it

>> No.22091094

i'll be the attendant for that little dog of yours

>> No.22091130

I call farmer no. 5

>> No.22091136

>>22090925
I can be your temple guardian if you have books to read

>> No.22091185

>>22090925
Last farmer obviously

>> No.22091312
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22091312

>>22090925
I'll be the wizard.
I'll live in a cave or a tower or something and stare at the stars with a telescope and read books and every few months I'll unleash my true power and wander into the castle in a state of full blown schizophrenic psychosis to tell everybody that the world will end and everyone will die unless they do exactly what I say.
Also, meals are included.

>> No.22091316

>>22090925
Hi, Mira.

>> No.22091384

I thought we got bored of the psychic was during the medieval era?

You should all go out and feed the homeless.

>> No.22091441

Highwayman

>> No.22091457

>>22090925
a soothsayer is the only real choice

>> No.22091506

Turnip wrangler

>> No.22091739

>>22090925
one scheming vizier application please

>> No.22091775

goddamn i need a hoe so bad

>> No.22091787

>>22090925
>>temple guardian trapped within an artifact
this is absolutely, positively, totally, utterly, unreservedly, completely, thoroughly, definitely, and wholly me

>> No.22091789

>>22090997
That's just court eunuch

>> No.22091888

>>22091789
half of a neet's day is spent cooming and you would deprive him of his dick and balls?

>> No.22091907
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22091907

>>22090925
Is that you Letty?

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22091915

>>22091907
Letty I thought you did great on fishtank please become a tripfag I've seen butterfly recently and someone needs to kill her i hate her so much

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>>22091312
Can I be your pet owl? I'll fly around gathering ingredients and spying on rival wizards and stealing their scrolls