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22062313 No.22062313 [Reply] [Original]

I go to the library to read my pirated ebooks
where do you read your ebooks?

>> No.22062316

>>22062313
On the toilet

>> No.22062476

>>22062316
I go to the library toilets, they're actually really well maintained believe it or not.

>> No.22062887

>>22062316
toiltet increases comprehension of my zoomer brain to 200%

>> No.22063044
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22063044

>>22062313
Cafe atm
Cute, big featured babe there.

>toilet
Even for extended stays, that’s just enough time for some interrupted news feeds

>> No.22063197

>>22062476
>pooping at the library
If only it were that simple...
Unfortunately, due to a tragic circumstance of birth, I must take great care where I poop because I excrete exceptionally girthy stools which are quite prone to clogging pipes. For this reason I try to limit myself to moving my bowels only in places which have offered me offense in the past.
For instance, I always leave a fat shit at my local Subway restaurant whenever I find myself in its locality or even in the surrounding environs, as I do not mind deviating from my initial trajectory a bit if it means that my meandering will bring me in range of my intended target.
This particular subway's toilet is located outside the main establishment and it remains locked and secure at all times against trespass and, traditionally, may only be ingressed by the procurement of a key attached to a rather large and ridiculous circular piece of timber, not unlike a wooden discus, which the Subway custodians freely lend to all paying customers.
Sadly, however, my person is "technically" no longer permitted within 500 feet of the premises for reasons far too complicated and numerous to delve into at present, so let it only be said that I cannot fulfill the aforementioned requirements to obtain said key.
Luckily, I have devised a quite simple yet ingenious method of quickly and discretely jimmying the lock and thus, ipso facto, rendered the necessity of obtaining the hated key and that infernal wooden knickknack redundant.
Now I may poop in their toilet unbeknownst to the insufferable, weak-minded fools inside Subway and choke the very throat of their septic tank with my turds whenever the fancy alights on me.

>> No.22063218

I dont