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Any news on this? When does it drop?

>> No.22057466

fuck off you gerontophile

>> No.22057485

>>22057455
What in the actual fuck is that?

>> No.22057628

>>22057485
https://youtu.be/B1wg2yaFNg4

>> No.22057634

I completely forgot this happened lmao

>> No.22057664

Princess Leia had been drugged with the juice of ten Tatooinian giant mudskippers and was skimpily dressed in bikini armor anchored to her rear by a knobby gold hook. She lay next to an unconscious slave girl, both enchained to their master Yabba the Hutt, who snored in a gurgling fashion just a few feet away. A big puddle of white slime near the thighs of the green-skinned girl suggested that she had freshly been inseminated by Yabba.


Leia's thoughts were muddled as she struggled to focus under the torporizing effects of the concoction. She knew that she needed to escape before she suffered the same fate as the slave girl at her feet. Time was running out, and Leia could find no method of escape.


Just then, a tiny orc-like creature crossed her path. It noticed her, took stock of her body greedily, and approached. "So you are Princess Leia," the creature said scanning her from top to bottom, "it is a crying shame that I cannot have you for myself, but you are much too big for me."


The princess had an idea. She whispered to the diminutive creature and wiggled out of her armored bikini bottom that had been anchored to her rear. Then she addressed the orc, "I know how much orcs hunger for the rarest of delicacies, well, I shall deposit upon your person a royal princesses' large and generous stool for you to do with as you please, if you can but unlock these manacles that connect me so cruelly to Yabba by neck, waist, and legs."


The diminutive orc looked at her hungrily and finally said, "It's a deal."


After the princess squatted and produced an impressively turned stool, the orc produced a skeletonkey, with which it freed Leia from all her binds. Without waiting a second longer, she got up and ran nude out of the chamber, almost slipping on the pool of pungent seed that continued to flow out of the unconscious slave girl.


Leia followed the dark corridors of the fortress, but spying the shadows of pig guards before her, she turned back and felt she had little choice but to enter a small tunnel wherein she could hardly fit. The tunnel led back to Yabba's personal chamber, and she suddenly slipped down the increasingly inclined plane until she was shot out of the tunnel and thrown butt first onto a dark space below.


The terrified princess landed softly on some large smelly mass. She wondered what it could possibly be that her bare bottom had alighted on. Suddenly, a thunderous growl caused her entire posterior to vibrate violently.


To her horror, Leia discovered that she was back where she started. Worse yet, she was sitting on the mouth of an enraged Yabba the Hutt, as though on a toilet seat. The great Hutt could not see what object or creature had dared disturb his slumber at first. However, the telltale scent of nubile human female quickly engulfed his olfactory senses.

Not wasting a second more, he latched onto the crotch of the unfortunate humanoid feminine creature and began to pump it mercilessly with his inseminative tongue...

>> No.22057667

>>22057664
Continued:

After an hour, Princess Leia lay completely unconscious next to the green-skinned slave girl, who was finally beginning to stir.

Her thighs and posterior were half-submerged in a deep pool of thick greyish broth-like liquid, constituted of billions of Yabba Huttian "tadpoles" that had thoroughly invaded the deepest recesses of the now doubly-drugged and unconscious princess.

When she came to, Leia found herself lying next to the green-skinned slave girl. Her body was weak, and she realized she was at the mercy of her captor once again. A sense of hopelessness washed over her as she surveyed her surroundings.


But Princess Leia refused to give up. She knew that she had to find a way to escape, no matter the cost. The stench of Yabba's fluid filled the air, and she could hear his labored breathing nearby. Leia's heart raced with fear and determination as she began to plan her next move.

>> No.22057673

>>22057628
So basically a bunch of art hoes decided to sue Houellebecq for a non-existent rape? Does he appear in the "film"?

>> No.22057698

>>22057485
Premature ejaculation and shame.

>> No.22058075

>>22057673
Opposite. Kirac approaches Houellebecq and tells him: "you have sex with these three women, we film it and we can do whatever you want with the footage". He agrees and the thing happens. Later he sues them saying he was depressed when he signed the contract and they basically raped him.
Literally woman behavior from Houellebecq, I'm embarassed for him.

>> No.22058085

>>22057667
Finale:

When princess Leia regained consciousness, she found herself alone in Yabba's lair, with the green-skinned slave girl nowhere to be seen. But, as fate would have it, she still had the skeleton key hidden in her coiffured hair. With a loud splash, a basin full of white liquid poured out of her delicate crotch and rear, reminding her of the nightmarish events that transpired earlier. She tore off a piece of curtain to cover herself and set out to escape the fortress. However, she encountered pig guards blocking her path and had to find another way.


Leia stumbled upon a sleeping pit where a giant Rancor lay. She tried to evade the beast but was eventually caught. As the tentacular organ of reproduction of the Rancor lounged forth, she was rescued at the last moment by a thrown net. But her misfortunes did not end there, for she found herself back in Yabba's chamber, alone with him once again.


Yabba pulled on Leia's chain and lifted her up onto his mighty maw, using his complex tongue to ravish her in every way imaginable. Princess Leia was filled front and back with seminal broth, while squirming seminoid guppies and tadpoles entered her as well. But just as before, all went black, and Leia found herself lying on the floor, with the green-skinned slave girl beside her. The slave girl was pregnant, bearing a Huttian guppinoid that had hit the bull's eye.


Conditions had coincided in such a fashion that a true reproductive union was achieved between these two incredibly distant creatures. The green-skinned girl lay contented at the tail of Yabba, her body pulsating with ceaseless microspasms to prepare for the production of a Yabba Huttian heir. Ah, the wonders of life!

>> No.22058120

>>22057455
it's weird how this dude is worshipped here when he's just as, if not more, degenerate than most of the leftists

>> No.22058690

>>22058075
Holy kek. This is some epoch-making shit.

>> No.22058714

>>22057455
jewlebeq is the biggest male hack in writing of the century. He reeks of low testosterone. A big fat pathetic pussy crying about life. /r9k/ if they dedicated themselves to writing a book would come up with the same shit. Pathetic.

>> No.22058717

>>22058075
I heard he won his case to stop them from releasing the video.

>> No.22058734

>>22058717
AFAIK he's won the right to see the finished edit X weeks before it is published so that he may object to its publication if it violates the contract (which allows pretty much everything).

>> No.22058760

It's only worthwhile if they peg him and make him say he loves jews

>> No.22058784
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>>22057628
what a disgosting language wtf

>> No.22058788

>>22057628
god fucking DAMN dutch is a fucking horrendously ugly language i couldn't bear listening to this past the 40 second mark

>> No.22059098

>>22058075
>three women
4

>> No.22059218

>>22058075
>Literally woman behavior from Houellebecq, I'm embarassed for him.
Yeah. He knew what he was getting into.

>> No.22059314

>>22058075
He should team up with the whores from Girls Do Porn.

>> No.22059360

>>22058784
>>22058788
>dutch
>language
Friendly reminder that """netherland""" isn't a real country

>> No.22060404

>>22058784
>>22058788
Dutch is a beautiful language. These drunk sounding art hoes slurring half their words do not properly represent the Dutch language.

>>22059360
Faggot

>> No.22060931
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>>22060404
>Dutch is a beautiful language

>> No.22061378

>>22060931
>geef me een klap papa
extremely hot

>> No.22061382

>>22060404
>Dutch is a beautiful language
Dutch sound like shitty German same as Portuguese sound like shitty Spanish

>> No.22061386

>>22060931
Hitler is dood

>> No.22061431

>>22058075
based beyond believe

>> No.22061446
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>>22059360
Based. Here's an army of dutch "people" vs one fat english geezer.

>> No.22061507

>>22058075
If he didn't see this being a massive trap he must be the most retarded person on the planet.

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>>22060931

>> No.22061619

>>22058075
Did this happen while he's been married to that Chinese bird? I wonder if she's cool with it.

>> No.22061628

>>22061619
It was her idea.

>> No.22061789

>>22060931
>geef me een klap papa
Cute as fuck, better than Japanese

>> No.22061803
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>>22058784
It's like they're trying to barf with every word but just keep failing.
>akh akhkh uul akkhh

>> No.22061813

>>22060931
h-hot

>> No.22061826

>>22061558
Sounds like someone having a stroke.

>> No.22062368

>>22060931
Thanks, I'm going to use this to renovate sex with my wife when it becomes boring.

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>>22060931
Ah yes. literally translating an English phrase to Dutch will surely prove your point.

>>22061382
>>22061803
You're not Dutch so your opinion doesn't matter c:

>> No.22062713

>>22062376
I'm English and I think Dutch is a pretty language :3

>> No.22062765

>>22062376
Cope and seethe, Deutsch is superior in every possible way than your botched grug tier abomination of a language

>> No.22062790

>>22061558
>Engelsk – Nederlandsk
ironic coming from a scandifag

>> No.22062844
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>>22062765
Yeah German is great. I don't know why you're assuming that I think Dutch is superior to German. I like both

>>22062713
Gebaseerd

>> No.22062901

>>22062844
Is there any Dutch author you think deserves more attention or would recommend? I only really know of Nescio

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>>22060931
ik ook

>> No.22063443

>>22062982
Imagine a Dutch qt asking you to "nuke" her ass

>> No.22063533

>>22062790
Why?