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>only talent is being a hot flapper
>refused to marry Scott until he became an overnight success
>doesnt do shit
>Scott uses their shared life as inspiration
>Scott supports her extravagant lifestyle writing short stories that he despises
>lands herself in the looney bin so he has to write more short stories to pay her looney bills, ignoring his novels
>decides shes going to write a book about the same shit he's been working on for his next novel because shes a writer its just the mean old patriarchy keeping her down
>Scott says fuck no. Tears that shitty book apart
>published anyway. It's garbage
>feminists everywhere upset even though the only reason her shit book was ever going to get published in the first place was because she was married to a successful author
women are fucked

>> No.22041367

>>22041053
>women are fucked
-in the head

>> No.22041371

The women of Alabama were lost once they decided to abandon the practice of snuff-dipping.

>> No.22041728

>>22041367
And frequently in other places.

>> No.22042279

>>22041053
>Hot
Not with that jawline.

>> No.22042289

>>22041053
Hemingway was right. Scott should have either divorced her or beat her.

>> No.22042448

>>22041053
Scott who?

>> No.22042574
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>>22042448
Scott Pilgrim.

>> No.22042668

>>22042448
Don't be so lazy. You are better than that. The tools are directly attached to the webpage to find exactly what you are asking.

>> No.22043499

>>22042448
Beam me up!

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>>22042668
>instead of enclosing a couple more vocables in his original post or sparing a succinct annotation he takes the trouble of typing out petty little acrimonious diatribes offering nothing to no one - least of all himself
What do you even get out of this tawdry game of yours?

>> No.22043781

>>22043618
It's the teach a man to fish versus feed him for a day parable.

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>>22041371
>snuff-dipping
You mean chewing tobacco? Please explain how they were protected by the dip.
t.non-Alabaman who just takes regular nasal snuff

>> No.22044432

>>22041053
So Zelda Fitzgerald was like the Belle Delphine of the silent generation?