I know it's controversial

[Anonymous No.22006691]

But it's genuinely a beautiful book.

[Anonymous No.22006704]

>>22006691
It's not controversial, nothing is controversial. Children grow up watching pornhub on their ipads and have seen interracial scat BDSM before they reach puberty. Lolita is hilariously prudish and quaint in comparison to the horrors of the modern world.

[Anonymous No.22006707]

Should I read it? I'm gay and not a pedo so I should be the best candidate for evaluating its aesthetic merits alone..!

[Anonymous No.22006710]

>>22006691
>controversial
I had to share classrooms with whores, Dolores is a saint next to some of my former classmates.

[Anonymous No.22006713]

>>22006707
the pages are getting all wet. what a dumb bitch

[Anonymous No.22006718]

>>22006707
t-the book is getting wet

[Anonymous No.22006723]

> controversial
Upvoted

[Anonymous No.22006732]

>>22006704
You tell someone your favorite book is Lolita and they'll look at you like a pedophile.

[Anonymous No.22006738]

>>22006691
lolita is a shitty book by atheists for atheists about as asual the atheist sex addiction.
Atheism=hedonism, there is nothing else to it and all the bourgeoisie has done over 2 centuries is talking about sex.

[Anonymous No.22006742]

>>22006732
Why would you even care? The average person is a mongrel freak. Grow up.

[Anonymous No.22006765]

>>22006742
Have you heard of cancel culture friend?

[Anonymous No.22006768]

>>22006765
Go ahead and try to cancel my cock going up your ass, faggot.

[Anonymous No.22006776]

>>22006732
If you count VNs, Saya No Uta is my favorite book. Way better than Lolita.

>>22006707
FEET!!! I hated this garbage movie.

[Anonymous No.22006846]

I have recently come into possession of a tiny petite gf. She's so unbelievably cute and tiny, probably weighs like 85 pounds. But I will have to wait until marriage to know her carnally.

[Anonymous No.22006853]

>>22006846
>But I will have to wait until marriage to know her carnally.
I didn't have to wait more than an hour after we ate dinner, but you do you, buddy.

[Anonymous No.22006912]

>>22006768
Your attempt at being funny wasn't a success.

[Anonymous No.22006919]

>>22006912
I don't do irony. I'm going to rape you.

[Anonymous No.22006922]

>>22006919
You're trying too hard friend, you've replied to multiple posters with your crap humour.

[Anonymous No.22006983]

>>22006691
>look for the ebook
>run it through checkers
>all files are absolutely infested with malware
that's a way of stopping people.

[Anonymous No.22007101]

>>22006691
The writing style is decent. It's Nabokov after all. Among Russian writers, he's actually I like for being less schizoid. Tolstoy is too boring.

[Anonymous No.22007295]

>>22006691

This one`s better though

>I was eager to spread the light of science around me and I tried to educate the servant girl by explaining the mysteries of astronomy to her, by setting out before her what I knew of history and geography, showing her pictures etc. But Masha was not very keen on encyclopaedic knowledge and was more interested in certain anatomical and physiological facts. For instance, I would talk about historical events; I mentioned marriages, love affairs and she would make jokes and allusions that I could not understand. When I showed her travel books with engravings of savages in naturalibus she never failed to put her finger where the Botocudo or Hottentot's penis was drawn, laughing out loud, sometimes adding, "Pity it's only a drawing." Likewise, when she looked at a reproduction of some ancient statue with visible virility. Pointing out the abdomen of some naked female mythological figure, she would say to me, "They've left out the prettiest part. Would you like to see it for real?"

[Anonymous No.22007357]

>>22007295
This is just them adding crap to a perfectly good novel.

[Anonymous No.22007381]

>>22006691
will I get put on a watchlist just for buying this book?

[Anonymous No.22007398]

>>22006983
and people still says ebooks are superior...

[Anonymous No.22007399]

>>22007381
Is this serious?

[Anonymous No.22007406]

>>22007357
The other way around, since Nabo was inspired by this Coomer`s Diaries.

[Anonymous No.22007411]

>>22006707
DEAR GOD

[Anonymous No.22007423]

>>22006732
>>22006765
>>22006691
>>22007381
>a best-seller classic American novel that has multiple movie adaptations
>controversial
it isn't controversial to say one of the most popular and loved books written in English is a good book. nobody sees you as a pedophile for reading it, you aren't going to get canceled for reading it, go to any booktoker list and you see hundreds of millennial girls defending the book. in fact zoomers have a whole aesthetic based on the book, they call it "coquette"
NOBODY SEES YOU LIKE A PEDO! THAT'S A MEME

[Anonymous No.22007453]

>>22006707
What a terribly ugly old hag they casted

[Anonymous No.22007478]

>>22007406
>That's what every pedophile says
Me when I spread misinformation on the internet:

[Anonymous No.22007480]

>>22007423
Thank you anon, for dispelling my ignorance.

[Anonymous No.22007764]

>>22007423
>nobody sees you as a pedophile for reading it
This is patently untrue btw

[Anonymous No.22007779]

>>22007764
How so, everyone who knows the book will know that it is just a book and not a reflection of your character. It's a pop culture icon

[Anonymous No.22007876]

>>22007423
Everyone thinks you're a pedo if you read this book. It's unfortunate but true.

[Anonymous No.22008157]

>>22007423
I was visited by the police after asking about that book in my local elementary school library.

[Anonymous No.22008209]

>>22007876
I think maybe intelligent, illiterate losers might. But anyone that's remotely well read will just see someone reading a literary classic.

[Anonymous No.22008312]

>>22008209
And that group that'd accuse you of being a pedo composes of over 90% of people. So yeah don't risk it.

[Anonymous No.22008384]

>>22006768
lmao gottem