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>Reaching for the coffee pot, the handle is well-worn and used; it still does the trick, however, filling it with water and pouring it into the machine.

>> No.21997885

>>21997867
>Great and terrible was the year of Our Lord 1918, of the Revolution the second.

>> No.21997893

Go away Jason. Your book was incredibly boring.

>> No.21998228

>>21997893
...y-you read it?

>> No.21998241

>>21997867
What’s the story for that jpg?

>> No.21998246

>>21998228
idk about him, but yeah I've read it, and it's boring, trust me

>> No.21998258

> "that's an awfully hot coffee pot"

>> No.21998308

>>21998258
kek
is eminem /lit/ tho?

>> No.21998383

>>21998241
Recent architecture grad from upper East side stabbed stranger at Art Basel in Miami "to watch her bleed"
People thought it was an installation

>> No.21998396

Call me Ishmael

>> No.21998401

>>21998383
kino

>> No.21998405

>>21998383
Wholesome. Bacchanalia reborn. Modern art wasn't a dead end after all.

>> No.21998418

>>21998228
I read the first chapter and a half or so.
I couldn't take any more after that.

>> No.21998503

>>21997867
>In the shadow under the green visor of the cap Ignatius J. Reilly's supercilious blue and yellow eyes looked down upon the other people waiting under the clock at the D. H. Holmes department store, studying the crowd of people for signs of bad taste in dress. Several of the outfits, Ignatius noticed, were new enough and expensive enough to be properly considered offenses against taste and decency. Possession of anything new or expensive only reflected a person's lack of theology and geometry; it could even cast doubts upon one's soul.

>> No.21998664

>>21998308
Dear Slim I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up man, how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'mma call her?
I'mma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan

>> No.21998733

>>21997867
> According to reports, it was revealed that she took the deal to seek treatment for mental illness in her homeland, instead of serving time in the US, after it was confirmed that her vicious attack was "motivated by ISIS paranoia." Apparently, Zhao thought that the woman she attacked was the member of the terrorist group and was there to destroy art for their purposes. Zhao’s psychiatrist told the court that she hears voices in her head and that her aggressive behavior continued even after the arrest, as she tried killing a “therapy” bird and vandalized a doctor’s car.
wtf. that doesn't even make sense. this bitch just got away with stabbing someone because she made up being mentally ill. crazy.

>> No.21998753

>>21998733
>According to reports, it was revealed that she took the deal to seek treatment for mental illness in her homeland, instead of serving time in the US, after it was confirmed that her vicious attack was "motivated by ISIS paranoia."
This would certainly "go hard" if it was the first line in a Delillocore book, ngl.

>> No.21999194
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21999194

>>21997867
kys jason

>> No.21999199

>>21998383
Why are there so many Asians living in our countries? Is living around their own kind so terrible?

>> No.21999200

>>21998405
*tips fedora*

>> No.21999209

>>21999199
I'd rather have asians here than polcels like you here, kys

>> No.21999220

>>21999209
Where can I go to get away from you and these psychotic low quality foreigners then? This is the country founded by my ancestors more than a dozen generations ago. Don't all people deserve a homeland?

>> No.21999222

>>21999199
It's an invasion, obviously.
Same with Muslim "immigration" into Europe.

>> No.21999232

>>21999222
Sure, but what kind of people willingly uproot themselves from their ancestral homelands to go live amongst foreigners? It's like some kind of sick inferiority complex they have.

>> No.21999234

>>21999220
Do you genuinely believe you’ve got completely “pure” blood leading to your ancestors put up against your standards?

>> No.21999236

>>21999209
this desu

>> No.21999239

>>21997867
>awfully hot coffee pot

>> No.21999241

>>21999239
2late >>21998258

>> No.21999245

>>21999241
shit

>> No.21999284

>>21999234
What a pathetic deflection. Are you trying to score points or something? I've had a dna test showing all my ancestry is from northwest Europe, but that's besides my point and I'm not a purist. Asian people are completely alien to the history, kinship, customs, and cultures of my people, nothing will ever change that fact. They have their own lands, kin, languages, and cultures that they should tend to and treasure rather than abandon in some shallow materialistic pursuit.

>> No.21999308

>>21999284
Asians literally score higher on IQ tests than us whities so where's the harm in adding some brains to your jean pool?

>> No.21999314

>>21999234
Why do you think a smidgeon of foreign dna would prevent someone who is 95% a certain ethnicity from identifying and being identified by a certain population

>> No.21999318

>>21999308
Which is weird because you can't even read basic sentences in a language as easy as English.

>> No.21999329

>>21999318
i'm not Asian though
So you're recommending I racemix so my progeny can read better? Based.

>> No.21999334

>>21999232
I presume it's people that realize their "ancestral homeland" sucks.
I mean, who would WANT to live in China (land of cooking with sewer fatbergs) or the Middle East (where you get slaughtered for having a slightly different interpretation of the Quran)?
Total shitholes.

>> No.21999346

>>21999334
China has a based aesthetic/history, it's just the current govt that makes it currently awful.

>> No.21999348

>>21999284
A DNA test mean nothing when they’re notoriously shit and unreliable. I do see what you’re saying now, though. Cultural nationalism is just as cringeworthy. Being a mental slave to where you were randomly shat out for life is pathetic.

>> No.21999354

>>21999329
You'll have no problem with posting your hand then.

>> No.21999361

>>21999354
>Asian hands and white hands look different

>> No.21999366

>>21999361
Yep. One is yellow, one is white. One is dainty and feminine, one is rugged and masculine.

>> No.21999367

>>21999346
Unfortunately, the current (Communist) government is in charge, not their supposedly based aesthetic/history.

>> No.21999372
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21999372

>>21999366

>> No.21999378

>>21999354
>>21999366
post your chin

>> No.21999382

>>21999367
>Communist
not real communism frfr

>> No.21999465

>>21998383
That grad girl is so evil. I hope there's retribution.

>to watch her bleed

I bet she's jealous of her. Some people are just so evil.

>> No.21999491
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21999491

>>21999378
You'll have to excuse my unshaved pubes. My last 99c razor betrayed me.

>> No.21999626

>>21999382
If the totalitarian sclerotic nightmare in China isn't "real" communism, then why does communism ALWAYS end up like that, every time it's tried?

>> No.21999639

>>21999626
idk brah im not answer man
but woonie the pooh is just a wannabe dictator

>> No.21999647

>>21997867
>“Camelot — Camelot,” said I to myself. ”I don’t seem to remember hearing of it before. Name of the asylum, likely.”

>> No.21999651

>>21999491
Perezoso doom is that you???

>> No.21999663

>>21999651
I will never be animu.

>> No.21999731

>>21999639
From what I can tell, Xi's a real dictator.
Stupidly, he didn't seem to realize that, when you're the only one in charge, everything is your fault.
Now he has to answer for China's catastrophically stupid response to the pandemic.
Not to mention the gigantic housing bubble, spurred to unprecedented heights by the construction of "ghost cities".
His downfall will be epic.
Who knows, China may not even be communist when the dust settles.

>> No.21999747

>>21999731
>China may not even be communist when the dust settles
my point was that it isn't now
dictatorship is not communism

>> No.21999791

>>21999747
Except that communism, in practice, always leads to dictatorship.
You keep dancing around this point.

>> No.21999805

>>21998733
tfw no cute insane gf

>> No.21999806

>>21997867
>The city of Venice rises out of the ocean beyond, where mermaids flit to and fro like drowned bats under a tepid sun.

>> No.21999863

>>21999199
It could be a lot worse besides whites population is slowly dwindling and Asians can help supplement the lose. It’s better than having Africans or in bread Muslims taking over

>> No.21999871

>>21999791
>You keep dancing around this point.
because that was never what i was discussing either way, im just saying that bing bing bings government is not communism

>> No.21999879

The opening of the novel I'm writing:
>"There was only one enemy left--two if you counted God."

>> No.21999895

>>21999879
No fedora left untipped. Trans power!

>> No.21999898

>>21999879
hory basado

>> No.21999904

>>21999895
newfag tradlarping underage election tourist sheep

>> No.21999979

>>21999904
Not a real gender to the EXXXXXTREME.

>> No.21999980

Here's an opening line for you...

"As soon as I finish shoving this hot poker up my ass, I'm going to rip my dick off!" the Pope shouted, as his stunned archbishops glared in speechless horror.

>> No.21999984

>>21999980
mid but has potential

>> No.21999985

>>21999895
>Trans power!
It used to be illegal to sterilize the mentally ill.
Now, it's "stunning and brave".
I hope everyone who wants to permanently damage their genitals gets to do so.
We will be richer for their voluntary extinction.

>> No.21999991

"Good morrow, your Holiness," the archbishop greeted. "How hangs the hammer?"

>> No.21999996

>>21998383
based. very avant garde and only intensified by the subject's unwillingness.

>> No.21999997

>>21999985
>too retarded to interpret the post he's replying to correctly
chud pls

>> No.22000004

>>21999999

>> No.22000013

>>21999194
lmao I forgot that was the opening line in Shitkickers. Man, awful fucking line. Awful fucking book. Sorry, Jason. Keep at it but damn does your book not swim.

>> No.22000032

>>21999348
>muh alienated deracinated compliant worker cog in the global capitalist death machine

>> No.22000042

>>21999199
Chinese colonizers

>> No.22000043

>>21999348
>Randomly shat out for life
You are not some discarnate soul floating around that somehow randomly ended up in a body. Everything that is you was actively created. There was a process that created you, that formed everything you are. It was a purposeful process that has been extremely decisive. Not a single iota of randomness was involved in you being exactly what you are

>> No.22000056

>>22000043
>t. Calvinist

>> No.22000059

>>22000043
you climbed the mountain of cringe and came down from the highest peak with this post in hand