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[ERROR] No.2196592 [Reply] [Original]

YO, WHERE'S MY NIGGA VLADDY NAB DAWG?

>> No.2196596
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SUP SHAKESPEARE, M'NIGGA.

>> No.2196607

>>2196596
YO VLADDY NAB DAWG, YOU'RE AN OLD COSSACK CUNT,
YOUR STUTTERING IS SO ANNOYING, YOUR FACE I JUST WANT TO PUNT.
AS I ALWAYS SAY, NIGGA, TO BE OR NOT TO BE,
BUT FUCK THAT SHIT, MUTHAFUCKA, I'LL PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY,
I MEAN, I THOUGHT MY LIFE WAS BAD, BUT AT YOURS I JUST SCOFF,
YOUR SPEND ALL DAY IN YO BASEMENT STUDYING MOTHS.

>> No.2196621

SHAKESPEARE, NIGGA, YOU'RE A CUNT.

I ALWAYS SAY ART IS A REFLECTION OF YOUR PERCEPTION OF REALITY,
MAYBE YOUR HOMOEROTIC RAPS MEAN YOU'RE JUST GAY IN ACTUALITY?
MEN ARE THE LIGHT OF YOUR LIFE, AND YOUR LOINS THEY SET ON FIRE.
I BET YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO RAPE THE KIDS IN THE CHURCH BOY'S CHOIR.
YOU'RE A PLAGIARISING CUNT, PROBLY DIDN'T WRITE A SINGLE PLAY,
FUCK, KARMA GOT YOU NIGGA, IT KILLED YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.

>> No.2196628
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NIGGAS PLEEZE!
QUIT THINE BICKERIN' OR OL' G-DAWG'LL HAVE TA POP A CAP IN THINE ARSE!
THERE'S ONLY ONE MASTER OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, AND THAT'S ME, 'CAUSE I INVENTED THAT BITCH!
MAH NIGGA SHAKESPEARE KEEPS TRYIN' TO TAKE THE CREDIT BUT HE AIN'T FOOLIN' NOBODY!
HAVE FUN GETTING STUDIED IN HIGH SCHOOL, BIATCH!
G-DAWG CHAUCER AIN'T GOT TIME FOR YO' SHIT! HE TOO BUSY BLINGIN' IT UP IN COLLEGE, NIGGA!

>> No.2196630

I'M A PLAGIARIST, EH? HOW'RE YOUR FUCKING ALLUSIONS?
YOU JUST TRY TO WRITE 2DEEP4U SHIT, YOUR SKILL IS AN ILLUSION,
ANYBODY WHO THOUGHT YOUR PEDO SHIT WAS GOOD WAS HAVING A SERIOUS DELUSION,
A NABOKOV FAN'S LIKE A FAIRY BITCH ON SOME SERIOUS SHIT, REALITY'S JUST AN ELUSION.
YOU THINK YOU CAN RAP, BUT I'M THE MASTER OF RHYME,
TAKING IT OLD SCHOOL, NIGGA, LIKE ELIZABETHIAN TIME.

>> No.2196641

HOW'RE YOUR KIDS?-- OH I FORGOT, HAMNET'S DEAD!
AND ALL YOU LEFT YOUR BITCH DAUGHTER AFTER DEATH WAS A FUCKING BED.
YOU'RE SUCH A CHUCKLEFUCK, CAUSE OF YOU YOUR KID'LL NEVER AGAIN WALK,
EVEN TO THE SMALLEST NYMPHET, YOU COULDN'T PLEAE HER WITH YOUR TINY COCK.
YOU KILLED HAMNET, YOU INSOLENT FUCKING WORM,
IF YOU WERE KAFKA'S GREGOR TO ME, I'D JUST LET YOU SQUIRM.

>> No.2196643

CUNT WOMEN HAVE CUNTS
YOU ARE ALL CUNTS
BUT WOMEN HAVE CUNTS
ITS WHERE THE PENIS ENTERS THE CUNT

>> No.2196646

WOW, YOU FUCK, THAT WAS REALLY TOO FAR,
I HOPE YOU PULL A HAZE-WOMAN AND GET RUN OVER BY A CAR.
THE ONLY FUCKING REASON REASON YOUR SHITTY PEDO BOOK'S ENDU'D,
IS CAUSE ITS LIKE PYRAMUS AND THISBY, ITS SO BAD ITS FUCKING GOOD.
LIKE TROLL 2 IS TO FILM YOUR SHIT BOOK IS TO LIT,
NOW GO CATCH AIDS FROM YOUR 10 YEAR OLD WIFE'S LITTLE CLIT.

>> No.2196649
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OY! SHUT 'T CUNTS! TRYN'A REA' OVER 'EYAH! FA FUCKS SAKE!!

>> No.2196650
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YO, LISTEN UP, BITCH, YOU BABY YOU SUCKER,
'CAUSE I'M THE KING OF SHIT WHEN SHIT'S PROVIDING SUCCOR
ALL YOUR FANCY LANGUAGE DON'T MEAN A HEAP OF SHIT
WHEN LIFE'S SO MEANINGLESS, TIME YOU'RE OFF YO MAMMA TIT.
I HELPED PEOPLE COPE FAR BETTA THEN YOU CHUMPS,
I HELPED MANY A SISYPHUS ROLL ROCKS ON UP THEY HUMPS.

>> No.2196657
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>>2196641
HE DIDN'T KILL HIS KID, YOU MOTHERFUCKING SUESS,
YOU CAN'T JUDGE A NIGGA TILL YOU WALK A MILE IN HIS SHOES.
ALL SHAKESPEARE DID WAS MAKE SWEET MUSIC AND YOU ACTED LIKE A BITCH,
I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR ARM LIKE JEM, MAYBE GETTING HIT BY A PITCH.

>> No.2196660
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BACK UP BOY, COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND.
GOT MY GATS READY TO POP ANY EXISTENTIALIST BOUND NIGGA. I PULL THE TRIGGER WITH MY BROTHERS FROM THE SAINT. YOU BEST REPRESENT YO CLICK CAUSE DROPPING THAT OG SHIT YOU AIN'T. SO WHEN I COME UP THROUGH YO HOOD, YOU BEST CHECK THE CROP. CRIME AND PUNISHMENT FO ALL THOSE THAT MY NOTES DON'T PROP.

>> No.2196661
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NIGGA SHAKESPEAR SHUT YA BITCH ASS MOUTH HONKEY NIGGA

I AM YOU

YOU HAD A SHITTY EDUCATION AND THERES LIKE NO WAY YOU COULDA WROTE THAT DANK SHIT LIKE I COULA BITCH ASS NIGGA HONKY FAGGOT BITCH YO

>> No.2196662

>>2196657
THERE ARE ADULTS SPEAKING, YOU STUPID FUCKING HACK,
HOW'S IT FEEL BEING HIGH SCHOOL LIT, YOU LITERARY QUACK?
YOUR SHIT CHARACTERS ARE FLATTER THAN ABBOTT'S IMAGINARY WORLD,
WHEN I READ YOUR CRAP BOOK, I NEARLY HURLED.
LEARN TO USE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, YOU DUMB AMERICAN BITCH,
ENGLISH IS ALMOST MY SECOND LANGUAGE, AND I MANIPULATE WORDS WITH REFLEXES A'TWITCH.

>> No.2196667

>>2196660
LOL NIGGA, R U FO REALZ? "NOTES" WAS JUST BULLSHIT RAMBLING,
IF YOU DECIDED TO BET THAT SHIT WAS GOOD, I WOULDN'T BE GAMBLING,
WHEN IT COMES TO PHILOSOPHY EXISTENTIALISM IS SHIT TIER,
LIKE OBJECTIVISM, IT ONLY SEEMS PLAUSIBLE AFTER A FEW HUNDRED BEER.

>> No.2196677

>>2196662
SHUT THA FUCK UP, NAB-DAWG.

YOURE A TOTALLY PRIMITIVE SAVAGE WHO HASNT CHANGED IN YEARS
IF YOU EVER WERE TO FIGHT ME I COULD MAKE YOU CRY SWEET TEARS
YOUR A SOFT WHITE BRED CHILD, PART OF THE RUSSIAN ARISTOCRACY,
BUT BITCH, I HAD TO SLAVE AWAY UNDER MARX'S IDEAOLOGY,
I'LL FUCK YO SHIT UP, IT'LL BE AN UTTER CATACLYSM,
I'LL POP YOU NIGGA WITH MY MAD RHYMES AND OBJECTIVISM.

>> No.2196871

Glorious.