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Anonymous Mon Apr 24 02:22:56 2023 No.21949132 [Reply] [Original]

How high does my bench press need to be in order to get a qt soft bookish lit gf?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 02:24:29 2023 No.21949135 ∞

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 02:50:43 2023 No.21949202 >>21949132 Girls don't care how much you lift. Just lift enough to not have little twig arms. Anything past that and you're only impressing other dudes

Anonymous Mon Apr 24 03:00:49 2023 No.21949230

Benchpress isn't as important as squat/deadlift, and you only need to match her weight. So assuming average woman weight, you probably need to deadlift at least 150, probably 170. Then you should be able to run an above average cross country time, try getting your pace to a7:30 mile while also carrying a large sack of potatoes over your shoulder as training

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 03:06:17 2023 No.21949244 It is incredibly uncanny that this young woman looks so much like my first highschool crush. She was also bookish and had that timid smile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 03:07:48 2023 No.21949249 >that jaw >soft Anon she looks like a wrestler

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 03:09:36 2023 No.21949254 File: 225 KB, 769x1164, D8D5F3BA-9630-4D60-AED4-D35C4B6C838E.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Zero, you need to be a frail Timothy Chalamet looking mf. Then go hunting over bait at your local asylum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 03:13:47 2023 No.21949272 >>21949132 She looks like she dates skinny secular Jewish guys with mildly receding hairlines who wear big ugly knit sweaters

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 04:05:59 2023 No.21949380 >>21949254 God damn lol

Anonymous Mon Apr 24 04:20:44 2023 No.21949407

>>21949254
>date the mentally feeble
This is correct, don’t tell normal people this though. They’ll try and cut in on my action. Go after the ones with low self esteem, they’ll take anyone as long as you validate their existence. They won’t all be hot, but let’s face it, if you’re making threads about how to get a GF on a literature enthusiast board you probably aren’t hot either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 04:30:58 2023 No.21949414 Bench press is overrated. You want boobs or something? Just do pushups and some dumbbell/cable work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 04:34:46 2023 No.21949420 File: 36 KB, 500x500, artworks-000496161912-dmfu0x-t500x500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21949132 The exact stats you need are 135 bench press and 6 minute mile

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 04:36:01 2023 No.21949422 >>21949132 Just be in shape.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 06:07:37 2023 No.21949600 >>21949407 This is true. When I came back to college with a surgery scar on my forearm that looked like a suicide attempt the amount of attention I got from BPD art hoes was immense. I even got invited to participate in a suicide pact.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 06:08:24 2023 No.21949602 >>21949230 this

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 06:20:29 2023 No.21949625 >>21949600 >ooh, how did you get the scar, anon? >i don't like to talk about it >oooohh, mysterious You can literally let them write their own story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 06:21:39 2023 No.21949627 >>21949230 Wow, by those standards I'm Hercules. I just did 10 reps of 215 lbs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 06:22:40 2023 No.21949630 >>21949627 (Bench press, not deadlift)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 06:31:02 2023 No.21949650 >>21949254 > seek out the mentally ill, feeble and drugged; date them. Is this nigga fr? Terrible advice. I hope he killed himself :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 06:32:43 2023 No.21949652 >>21949132 >How high does my bench press need to be in order to get a qt soft bookish lit gf? Keep feeding it edibles until you find out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 06:34:53 2023 No.21949657 >>21949132 there are so many bookish trans girls but you're a bigot

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 06:41:22 2023 No.21949670 >>21949132 that's a man. if you want a man just download a gay app, all fags are huge degenerates I think, you can find one by tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 06:41:37 2023 No.21949671 >>21949657 Post one that’s passable and lives in the Boston metro area and I’ll consider

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 08:44:03 2023 No.21949848 >>21949132 However much she weighs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 08:51:08 2023 No.21949861 >>21949132 What a cute hapa

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 08:57:30 2023 No.21949873 >>21949657 they're cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 09:05:36 2023 No.21949891 >>21949132 i hope she has a huge hairy bush

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 15:51:08 2023 No.21950780 >>21949861 I see no evidence that she’s Asian to any extent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 16:22:08 2023 No.21950877 >>21949254 The footnote kills me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 16:27:05 2023 No.21950891 >>21949230 150? Fat women don't deserve love

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 16:40:24 2023 No.21950932 >>21950877 Why lol?

Anonymous Mon Apr 24 17:00:18 2023 No.21950987

>>21949254
>and a woman in [MFA programs] is more likely to accept a man who is her antithesis, a counterweight
He's right. The kind of guy that 99% of educated women want is one who is simple and happy, not one who is constantly intellectually challenging / emotionally draining them. Between a guy who can lecture her about Kafka for 45 minutes and a guy who can make her laugh at stupid jokes consistently, a /lit/ girl will go for the latter almost every single time.
This is why you should only reveal your power level on occasion.

Anonymous Mon Apr 24 18:18:40 2023 No.21951251

>>21949132
I have a nerdy girlfriend. My bench PR is 315, but when I got her it was more around 200. My success with women probably has more to do with being handsome and tall though, but of course being fit helps.

>>21949414
Imagine wanting muscles. The sour grapes mentality of weak men knows no bounds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 18:21:47 2023 No.21951257 >>21950932 Retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 18:28:01 2023 No.21951269 >>21951251 Is she cute? Do you stick her penis in her vagina? What are her bust-waist-hip measurements? Do you over come on her face? Do you ever bite her nipples? Pls respond

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 18:30:23 2023 No.21951273 >>21949254 Just a thought I had: maybe taking life advice from DFW isn't the greatest idea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 18:30:30 2023 No.21951274 >>21951251 is she cute? What are her bust-waist-hip measurements? Do you ever stick your penis in her vagina (or does she have a penis herself)? Have you ever came on her face? Pls respond

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 18:38:05 2023 No.21951292 >>21949254 no wonder the mf ended up killing himself

× I V R I V S × !!GgBWHLRiayD Mon Apr 24 18:42:54 2023 No.21951313
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In contemporary society, if one's aim is to not confuse the coding of normoids with one's autism,.one needs to add at least a soft flare of "niceness" to virtually all of one's expressions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 18:55:25 2023 No.21951355 >>21949132 She's biting her lips a lot. Wonder what she's thinking

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 18:56:11 2023 No.21951358 >>21949132 Bench press deez nuts in yo mouth

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 19:03:55 2023 No.21951387 >>21949132 Jock meat head look is more for the bleach blonde instagram influencer types.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 19:19:53 2023 No.21951467 >>21949671 this honestly I'd never be transphobic if trannies were attractive and not irritating, the same goes for racism in fact

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 24 22:14:28 2023 No.21952055 >>21951251 Don't overdevelop your boobs is all I'm saying. It's weird.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 00:16:51 2023 No.21952389 >>21951355 She unironically has aspergers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX6rbLSp8Ys

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