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is this the most /lit/ way of life?

>> No.21932088

>>21932080
No. You're just a bunch of stupid Zoomer shitheads. What you morons need is a god-king of /lit/ to worship. I believe we should have a competition of people sharing Goodreads and then electing a god-king who adopts a special trip. His face should be pinned on the front page. This god-king should be spoken with utmost reverence, otherwise you'd get banned and then assassinated by nignog trannies.

>> No.21932098

>>21932088
>kids these days
what's it like being a caricature

>> No.21932100
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>>21932080
Kinda based ngl

>> No.21932115

>>21932088
Your words are pretty rude for someone who say zoomers are stupid

>> No.21932119

>>21932098
I want to ask mods if it's possible to vote a "god-king of lit". People can enter the competition by sharing their Goodreads profiles, and then there can be a protocol to determine who can become the god-king for the next year. The god-king can also determine who is the nobility or not. His posts should also have a special color.
What lit needs is a strict hierarchy and forced respect and reverence to those more well-read than the insipid masses. The peasants should know their place.
Even if I may not become a god-king, I know for sure I will become nobility. I have a far richer internal mental life than stupid poorly read Zoomer scum. You're supposed to be kneeling to me and asking for guidance on how to cease being a gay bitch nigger faggot.

>> No.21932123

>>21932119
more sex less incel ranting

>> No.21932133

>>21932123
Sex is overrated and gross. I do not like how human beings evolved for strenuous sex. All of the burden goes on the man to pleasure a woman, and pleasuring a woman is a waste of time. I would rather be worshiped because my mind is high in the numinous, luminous realms.
Drinking tea in a nice resplendent garden is better than sex. You can be the slave that brings me the pastries, and then you can go fuck your harlot in the deeper recesses of the forests like the trashy bonobo/chimp that you are.
I'm an aristocrat, and therefore, I prefer higher artistic endeavors than sex.

>> No.21932136

>>21932133
bretty based

>> No.21932139

>>21932133
Can I suck your dick while you sit in your garden, anon? I like your haughty attitude.

>> No.21932152

>>21932080
Fyodor Karamazov vibe aka literally me

>> No.21932163

>>21932139
I understand that it may be challenging to avoid becoming infatuated with my dignified and noble demeanor; however, I want to clarify that I am not a depraved homosexual. Additionally, it is required you shuffle my deck of cards since I am not skilled at it. In my leisure time, I take pleasure in playing Wingspan in serene and picturesque gardens. Peasants are not permitted to play with me, but you are free to roll around in the mud with your kin, the swine.

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>>21932163
...Can I be your footstool?

>> No.21932201

Are we talking about being footstools itt? I want to be a footstool too, but for a girl

>> No.21932207
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>>21932201
>ruining the natural beauty of submitting to your betters with femdom nonsense

>> No.21932210

>>21932080
Is this post supposed to be anything but proof of the devil? The satanic is an organization that tempts you, with smut and anime and porn, and then accuses you of using it to invalidate and or humiliate you. Ironically, this sad punctuationless and unshift-keyable screed of sheer self-indulgent pseudo-creative idiocy is nothing but a proof that Jesus Christ is God and everyone who disagrees, disregards, or dismisses that fact is incrementally deluded, demented, and divorced from reality and anything resembling a reason to live.

>> No.21932326

>>21932119
>I have a far richer internal mental life than stupid poorly read Zoomer scum.
Yet you have cringy request. God-king of what now? Fr this chap cringe no cap no cap

>> No.21932345

>>21932163
Sir, please calm down, we have no functioning nurses or psychiatrist here, so please, take care of yourself

>> No.21932360

>>21932210
shame wasn't as prominent in the collective psyche until christianity came about. especially not shame that arises from sexual behavior.

>> No.21932384

>>21932360
>shame wasn't as prominent in the collective psyche until christianity came about. especially not shame that arises from sexual behavior.
This is absolutely insane. First and foremost shame of masturbation is not pure shame as the confessional exists so to claim that it is a condemnation is just absurd. Beyond that, Christianity is the only religion based on not passivity, nor aggression, nor just proportions, but super just forgiveness and as such to say that demonizing sexuality but yet offering forgiveness for all crimes is somehow the epitome of cruelty via mind insertion is so pathetic and so implcitly dependent on sexual addiction as to be just downright incorrect from every perspective including its own.

>> No.21932393

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C2mVOw3A7t8&pp=ygUaZHlsYW4gbW9yYW4gY2F0aG9saWMgZ3VpbHQ%3D

>> No.21932586

>>21932088
Based

>> No.21932592

>>21932586
Are you -- are you replying to yourself??

>> No.21932611

>>21932384
yeah dude i didn't say any of that shit, cope nigger.

>> No.21932766
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>>21932080
i spent 5 years living and working in remote roadhouses in Australia. Didn't participate in society, lived in the literal middle of nowhere. Fucked a heap of European backpacker girls and wrote a collection of short stories based on my experiences.
That's the lit life, or at least a good version of it.

>> No.21932773

>>21932119
>I want 4chan to have the problems of a traditional forum with faggot power users
Have you tried reddit?

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>>21932360

>> No.21932796

>>21932781
the fact you went right into masturbation from that helps my argument more than anything I could ever come up with.

>> No.21932806

>>21932796
>I am mentally retarded and cannot differentiate between posters

>> No.21932873

>>21932088
>using democracy to elect a king
ngmi

>> No.21932887

>>21932806
>NTA
ok then shut the fuck up? nobody asked you retard.

>> No.21932895

>>21932080
how do I fix this?

>> No.21932925

>>21932887
Tongue my anus, nigger

>> No.21932997

>>21932611
>yeah dude i didn't say any of that shit, cope nigger.
Impeccable.

>> No.21933706

>>21932345
I am unironically a psychiatric nurse

>> No.21933730

>>21932360
shame isn't new, personal guilt is what changed with christianity. before the society would shame you, but now they shame themselves (ie guilt)

>> No.21933737

>>21932766
You didn’t fuck anyone but your hand, you fatass