How long does a suicide note need to be

[Anonymous No.21922507]

Before it’s considered a manifesto? Asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.21922512]

>>21922507
just tell your parents you wish they never kids, and that you wish their parents never had kids, pretty much all that needs to be said. also maybe a last request for how you wish to be disposed of (cremation/burial)

[Anonymous No.21922609]

Idk brah, just hold out for lab grown big dick replacement

[Anonymous No.21922671]

>>21922507
It's more of a mood or tone than a length

[Anonymous No.21922688]

"Nobody's fault, just better this way.
No funeral, please.
Sorry, mum."

[Anonymous No.21922699]

Just make sure it’s well written so when it becomes a primary source 100 years from now you won’t be ashamed in hell.

[Anonymous No.21922712]

>>21922699
>hell
in all likelihood does not exist

[Anonymous No.21922876]

>>21922712
That’s the kinda attitude that sends you to hell.

[Anonymous No.21922884]

>>21922699
>several ink blots, where the pen rested for some time, mid-sentence

[Anonymous No.21922937]

>>21922884
>An Academy trained harpist, ‘Helene’ born Maria Mikhailova moved to France with her brother in 1890 after her father was jailed by Tsarist authorities. Initially working as a street musician and living in a garret with several other young Russian emigrés, Mikhailova was procured by a Parisian madam at the age of 16. Her musical talent and passably upper class dress and speech made her popular with wealthier Frenchmen. Her journals, written in a crisp, lyrical Russian were translated into French in 1985 and into English in 2004. They describe a rich but deeply melancholy inner life shot through with grand chateau balls and liaisons in plush, private railway carriages. The marginalia was replete with unfinished musical composition and poetry. Her last entry was a brief suicide note

[Anonymous No.21923428]

>>21922712
Kek there's probably nothing but hell more likely that exists than heaven. Things are so bad here, why wouldn't they just get worse in eternity?

[Anonymous No.21923432]

>>21922507
Interesting suicide apparatus. I'm still convinced by Schopenhauer that starvation is the only method worth enduring. Total denial of the Will.

[Anonymous No.21923464]

>>21922876
I wanna see Tartaros for myself , retarded christcuck

[Anonymous No.21923479]

>>21922688
>Mum: selfish fuck took his own life which isnt even his.

[Anonymous No.21923482]

>>21922699
>my name starts with M
Evry day this site is turning me more schizo, just yesterday I passed by a prostitute that looked strikingly similar...
All the while thinking I should buy her for last night to went yet I didn't

[Anonymous No.21923484]

>>21923482
>Vent
Fuck you phone I'm entitled to anonymous pity partying

[Anonymous No.21923518]

>>21922507
Try doing it in Limerick form

There once was a loser called anon
a total dissapointment of a son
he decided fuck this
and slashed his wrist
bled out in the bath and was gone

[Sage No.21923554]

Don’t you find it intriguing to exist? What hedonistic curse have you laid upon your life that the wonders of future bless outweigh your current predicament? Maybe if you committed some sex crime or life in jail sure but what could you possibly fail at so hard that your life is worthy of ending abruptly? If you are going to do it for some end-of-suffering reason do enlighten us but if you answer such an answer as “le no meaning” or no goth girlfriend than you’re a faggot and should embrace hard work to resolve your meaningless pitiful existence into hardcore meaningfulness. I’m sure you’re going to answer with “le gomamet”, “le capitalism”, “le tired”, or “le Alexander the great achieved so much” blah blah blah. What? What is so bad that you’d remove a perfect body compared to someone with ALS or CP? Imagine having a degenerative disease that gets worse when you WANT to live. Now, speak OP or forever be a basement faggot who lives in a fantasy in their own head.

[Anonymous No.21923648]

>>21922688
Simple and straightforward. I like it.
Overwrought suicide notes are horrible. If you have so much to say you might as well stick around and annoy people with your incessant whining. If you’re actually looking to die you’re done with life, why the fuck are you writing a novel about it?

[Anonymous No.21923672]

How old are you?

[Anonymous No.21923676]

https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/eo.aspx

[Anonymous No.21923684]

>>21923554
What would you say if he said he didn’t find it intriguing? or that it doesn’t really mad that others have it worse considering they have different hopes for life?

[Anonymous No.21923693]

>>21922507
Go and stay at a monastery near you. Email them - it's free and they'll feed you.

[Anonymous No.21923790]

>>21922876
low iq

>>21923428
To me the scary thing is if humanity figures out how to revive the dead at some point. That means that, from our perspective, the second after we die, we wake back up and the ride never ends, as the odds are, on an infinitely long timescale, some other race or human culture would raise us from the dead yet again.

[Anonymous No.21923894]

>>21923432
mommy dasha

[Anonymous No.21924056]

>>21922507
Just write what you want to write, how you want to write it. The important thing is that you feel like you have said what you wanted to say so you can have peace of mind about it.
>>21923428
>why wouldn't they just get worse in eternity?
Because NDEs have already proven that there is an afterlife and that we are eternal and will go to heaven unconditionally when we die. So things will only get exponentially better when we leave this simulated world.

Here is a very persuasive argument for why NDEs are real:

https://youtu.be/U00ibBGZp7o

It emphasizes that NDErs are representative of the population as a whole, and when people go deep into the NDE, they all become convinced. As this article points out:

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/mysteries-consciousness/202204/does-afterlife-obviously-exist

>"Among those with the deepest experiences 100 percent came away agreeing with the statement, "An afterlife definitely exists"."

Since NDErs are representative of the population as a whole, and they are all convinced, then 100% of the population become convinced that there is an afterlife when they have a sufficiently deep NDE themselves. When you dream and wake up, you instantly realize that life is more real than your dreams. When you have an NDE, the same thing is happening, but on a higher level, as you immediately realize that life is the deep dream and the NDE world is the undeniably real world by comparison.

Or as one person quoted in pic related summarized their NDE:

>"As my soul left my body, I found myself floating in a swirling ocean of multi-colored light. At the end, I could see and feel an even brighter light pulling me toward it, and as it shined on me, I felt indescribable happiness. I remembered everything about eternity - knowing, that we had always existed, and that all of us are family. Then old friends and loved ones surrounded me, and I knew without a doubt I was home, and that I was so loved."

Needless to say, even ultraskeptical neuroscientists are convinced by really deep NDEs.
>>21923554
>Don’t you find it intriguing to exist?
Existence is vastly more fascinating on the other side. Life is just a short dream adventure in a crazy world.

[Anonymous No.21924194]

>>21924056
stale pasta

[Anonymous No.21924235]

>>21922507
Don't write a suicide note make it look like you were killed.

[Anonymous No.21924380]

remember:
>empty your bowels BEFORE hanging
or they will release themselves after

[Anonymous No.21924466]

I promised myself decades ago that I would never utter or write what the shadow is that haunts my life. I employed many techniques to keep the shadow at bay. Some of these techniques created suffering much worse than I had imagined, yet none of it was worse than the fate that would await me if I ever bowed to the shadow. I would rather die than bow to the shadow.
Thus.

[Anonymous No.21924685]

>>21922507
Brother get off of this site and start living life. I believe in you.

[Anonymous No.21924697]

Why do you want to die?

[Anonymous No.21924806]

>>21923432
What is the WebM from?

[Anonymous No.21924891]

>>21924380
Not my problem

[Anonymous No.21924904]

>>21923693
Most of the monasteries in my state are actually convents.

[Anonymous No.21924950]

>>21923518
>>21923432
>>21922688
>>21923479
>>21922937
this, and put in some effort with a story circle or heros journey framework and write a short story where the character's journey ends up where your friend is at.

just so that everyone knows that it's you and not a hit job, so everyone will know you did it. Uhhh a literary calling card or signet ring sigil pressed into the wax, but psychologically speaking. If anyone read the story and was like so and so wrote this episode of Community because I recongized their writing style and little easter eggs they put in. Yea, sure dun hung 'emselves. Totally not CIA.

[Anonymous No.21925194]

>>21923432
>Interesting suicide apparatus.

not gonna work though. they cracked down on this method long ago

[Anonymous No.21925742]

>>21924806
Found the source - “The Scary of 61st” - but does this depict a suicide or an autoerotic asphyxiation?

[Anonymous No.21925825]

>Immediately prior to his suicide, Gribyedov uploaded his 25,000 word manifesto and an additional 140,000 words--comprising two complete novels and several volumes of original poetry--to a text hosting website that he believed would archive them in perpetuity. However, automatic moderation bots identified objectionable words in the files, restricted them, and ultimately deleted them entirely. According to Gribyedov's best friend and self-appointed literary executor, the site's actions destroyed the young author's life's work permanently, as he was carrying his laptop when he drowned himself. The size, file names, and file size of the documents are the only information that can be scraped from his upload, which was located based a link provided in his hand written last letter.

[Anonymous No.21925837]

>>21925825
kek

[Anonymous No.21925850]

>>21922507
just ask chatgpt to write it for you

[Anonymous No.21925874]

>>21923432
The philosophers end, Serene. It would be nice to walk into the woods and meditate until you simply expire.

[Anonymous No.21925890]

>>21925825
That's what he gets for saying the n word

[Anonymous No.21926015]

>>21925825
Was this his manifesto?