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what kind of literature would impress pic related? I dream of a sorority girl majoring in English at a top tier Midwestern school

>> No.21921682
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21921682

Murnane

>> No.21921705

>>21921679
They’re fucking ugly lmao

>> No.21921712

>>21921679
Pride and Prejudice
Frankenstein
Wuthering Heights
Middlemarch
To the Lighthouse
To Kill a Mockingbird
The Color Purple
Beloved
The Joy Luck Club
Like Water for Chocolate
White Teeth

>> No.21921726

>asking people on here for sorority girl advice
>actually thinking you can connect with the average sorority girl through literature (instead of a mutual interest in boozing & sex)
On multiple levels, you are lost brother. Fix your shit

>> No.21921805

>>21921679
Sorority girls don't major in English...they major in something like Business, Nursing, or Psychology/Sociology. No sorority girl will be impressed that you read, unless you are extremely attractive and fit.

>> No.21921810

>>21921705
Cope

>> No.21921824

>>21921810
not an argument

>> No.21921828

>>21921712
Fuck Wuthering Heights

>> No.21921831

>>21921705
Cheerleader effect.

>> No.21921833

>>21921824
It is in this case, even this post is cope

>> No.21921837

>>21921833
not an argument

>> No.21921982

>>21921679
>what kind of literature would impress pic related?

Try "Buns of Steel."

>> No.21922579

>>21921679

Starting Strength.

>> No.21922703

>>21921837
Dude he refuted you, are you literally retarded?

>> No.21922710

>>21922703
not an argument

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>>21922710
>replies instantly
>so BTFO he resorts to botposting
Just close the tab you dumb pooman, you got destroyed.

>> No.21922723

>>21922718
not an argument

>> No.21922725

>>21922723
lmao keep going retard

>> No.21922729

>>21922725
not an argument

>> No.21922733
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>>21921679
Dude, if you want a sensible partner, just take the Greek pill. Women are generally intelligent and knowledgeable, but hardly any of them are rational. My mother is a rare exception, but even she can be frustrating to deal with.
I like twinks and sissies because they have the prose and the aesthetics of women, but they only know how to superficially mimic women. They’re more capable of rational thought than your average woman.

>> No.21922753

I dated a girl in college that was an English major and in a sorority for about 9 months. We never once talked about what we read.

>> No.21922777

Aren't sorority girls massive whores? There was a hot girl from Dubai in my uni program that i liked, she was in a sorority. My friend in a frat said at a frat party she made a point of sucking off every white guy there. It also was common for her to get f***** by 4 guys at the same time, and if you were a virgin the frat douches would tell her and she would f*** you just for fun. Or if she heard you had a big ****.

They have orgies with frat faggots. Its gross

>> No.21922782

>>21922729
Dance, monkey, dance!

>> No.21922787

>>21922777
No, that's called being non-white and female and going to a Western college.

>> No.21922788

>>21922782
not an argument

>> No.21922796

>>21922788
>instantly replies
You're like a little POC monkey slave at my service. Now keep going.

>> No.21922797

>>21922796
not an argument

>> No.21922801

>>21922797
Not him but the other guy refuted you a while ago.

>> No.21922804

>>21922801
not an argument

>> No.21922810

>>21922797
>>21922804
>actively monitors the thread to reply instantly
Dance, monkey, dance!

>> No.21922812

>>21922810
not an argument

>> No.21922949

>>21922796
>>instantly replies
>You're like a little POC monkey slave at my service. Now keep going.

>Mocks him for replying like a bot
>replies like a bot

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Yes. There’s a secret formula to dating a sorority girl majoring in English at a top tier Midwestern school but you’ll have to buy the ebook first.

>> No.21923694

>>21921679
Just read The Great Gatsby. Nine times out of ten that’s the only one you need.

>> No.21923699

>>21921679
>implying they read
the only thing they care about is BIG BLACK COCK

>> No.21923705

>>21921679
idk, maybe a sports & medicine textbook