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>bought and currently reading Bible
>parents are proud of me, they think their redditor of a son will convert and start living actual life
>mfw when I only read it to get in the mood for playing Blasphemous again and the larp on /lit/ as a brother in Christ reborn

>> No.21915750

>>21915731
i hope you play in spanish to immerse yourself in the deep and rich lore of Juan Blasphemous

>> No.21915755

>>21915731
>i-it's just for the larp!
Testing the waters. That's how these things start.

>> No.21915785

>>21915731
>mfw when I only read it to get in the mood for playing Blasphemous again and the larp on /lit/ as a brother in Christ reborn
That's just everyone on /lit/. Also Blasphemous is pretty neat.

>> No.21915791

>>21915731
Style over substance and artificial difficulty at its finest.
>inb4 get good

>> No.21915802

>>21915791
>Style over substance and artificial difficulty at its finest.
This but unironically. There is nothing wrong with style over substance or fake difficulty, and Blasphemous is really good at both of those.

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>>21915755
>become a tradlarper
>end up going to church
>marry a qt catholic girl
>have several kids
>die and go to heaven

>> No.21915908

>>21915731
>reads a book intending to refute it
this is core bugman. you should read literally every book as if it's a revelation, only when you've finished it can you put it in its place.

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>bought and currently reading Bible
>parents are proud of me, they think their redditor of a son will convert
>actually I'm reading it to shit on christianity online in a more informed manner

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>>21915915
Found an even better gif

>> No.21915925

>>21915908
lmao, no, I'm not gonna read a fantasy book in the same way as historical book

>> No.21915930

>>21915925
>fiction can't say anything applicable to real life
staring frog

>> No.21915931

>>21915785
good game but intensely hard. I fire it up every now and then.

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>why yes I do enjoy reading the bible

>> No.21915950

>>21915946
>among other things

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>>21915950
>>21915946

>> No.21916002

>>21915930
Who are you quoting?

>> No.21916064

>>21915731
I dont believe in meta-atheism
but i do believe that at a certain point in life and a certain upbringing it is basically impossible for someone to believe in God, and in addition genuinely believe it is possible for anyone to believe in God
at that point one can only come to an idea of "god" if they subconsously construct the abstract through mental linguistic cognates that never ever elude to the contrarian or reactionary association that ones upbringing conduces.
This leaves us with the bizarre and jigsaw culture of hidden spirituality rampant in America holey comprised of thought systems influenced only by the alien and obscure, as only the alien is so far disassociated from parental angst and woes of upbringing that one could have an unbiased (or far too favorably bias) attachment in void of anything else.

>> No.21916567

>>21915731
>bought the bible
who the fuck doesn't have 3-4 bibles at home anyway?

>> No.21917524

man you should really reflect on your life

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>man you should really reflect on your life

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>>21915946
>why yes I do feel that Francis Bacon is the most important of our writers.

>> No.21917935

>>21915731
Kinda funny that the story of a so-called omnipotent God has to be bought

>> No.21917943

>>21917933
Ahh, a fellow cultured type.
We could exchange thoughts a few times a year, not too much lest the hind scare the hart. I'd prefer written letters but I just cancelled my PO box for it were too expensive.

>> No.21918040

>>21915908
>bugman
Buzzwordman.
Even if you'd read the Origin of Species intending to refute it, you wouldn't be able to.

>> No.21918185

>>21915731
>larp on /lit/ as a brother in Christ reborn
ascends to the kingdom of heaven reborn and free of sin as a joke
GOD BLESS

>> No.21918198

>>21915731
Cool blog, fag.

>> No.21918200

>I'm only pretending to believe in things. Having convictions is so icky!
Total zoomer death.

>> No.21918556

>>21915731

I read the old testament and new testament open minded and actually wanting to join the church, I fell for the tradcath meme and thought it was cool, but I'm not moronic enough to not actually read the literature.

Long story short, how sad must you be to actually follow this shit? I'll excuse people born into it, but I still don't respect them.

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>>21918556
>Long story short, how sad must you be to actually follow this shit? I'll excuse people born into it, but I still don't respect them.

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>>21915915
>>21915922
We get it. You're gay.

>> No.21918728

>>21917935
What does that have to do with anything? Are atheists just retarded?

>> No.21918759

>>21915731
When is Blasphemous 2 dropping in?

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>>21915925
>a fantasy book
There is no difference between a fantasy book and a bible.
Both because scholars have huge trouble coming up with a differentiating enough definition. And because Tolkien believed, that his kiddie books were a "sub-creation", i.e. ought to be treated as a religious gospel in its own right.

>> No.21919216

>>21918200
>noooo, you have to believe in my fantasy book!!! why? uhm.. eghh.. my parents said so and.. the priest... YOU JUST HAVE TO!!!!
Total christcucks annihilation

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>>21919216
>the bible is fake because...IT JUST IS OKAY! NOW LET ME STICK THINGS UP MY ASS!
You faggots aren't going to do shit.

>> No.21919765

>>21915954
Kino shelf

>> No.21919795

>>21918719
Thanks for sharing that reddit screenshot. It inspired me. From now on I'm gonna watch gay porn in church too.

>> No.21919806

>>21919739
>the bible is fake because...IT JUST IS OKAY
The burden of proof is on you, retard. By the way, there's no way to fit every animal species onto a boat.

>> No.21919813

>>21915954
>Puts Diabolical books (Golden dawn, Thelema, New Age bullshit), and far east religions above his biblical Translations
The devil will come and assrape you at night for entertaining such ideas.

>> No.21919818

>>21919813
It's clearly sorted by weight so the shelf doesn't topple. Big books build a firm foundation.

>> No.21919826

>>21919818
Big books also make for bigger fires. Looking further, I'd just say ditch three quarters of that bookshelf. Save the bottom left, the lighter, and the pipe from the flames.

>> No.21919913

>>21918711
anon, got the name on that painting?

>> No.21920688

>>21919913
NTA but it's Giovanni Gasparro's Martyrdom of St. Simon of Trento for Jewish ritual murder