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/lit/humour thread

>> No.21867342

Bump

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Bump

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ok, I'll help a little.

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>> No.21867540

>>21867528
Goethe was hardly Protestant except culturally, he was a pagan pantheist at a time when this was synonymous for most people with atheism.

>> No.21867541

>>21867528
Thankfully the is atheism framed stupidly, christcucks would never have been able to tell other wise

>> No.21867551

>>21867520
Thank you friend

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>>21867534
>back in Tolkien's days, 'brown' meant 'white'

>> No.21867573

>>21867534
It literally means tanned villagers tho redditranny

>> No.21867580

>>21867528
Christniggers pretending to be high IQ is so funny to watch

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>>21867540
>>21867541
>>21867551

>> No.21867591

>>21867551
ohh damn, this one >>21867585
was for xe/her >>21867580
sorry friend!!

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>/lit/humour thread
>brainwashed tr00ns get angry instead of having fun
lol

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>> No.21867641

>>21867534
they were "browner", not brown. A spaniard is browner than an anglo. A nigger is straight up brown.

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>> No.21867739

>>21867534
reminder that communists and nazis are both papist trannies

this post has been brought to you by GNOSTICGANG

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>> No.21867758

>>21867625
>1 effortless shitpost
>4 replies
cope

>> No.21867796

>>21867747
Awful

>> No.21867833

>>21867591
Can't even reply to the right person. Not a victorious day for christcucks.

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>> No.21867858

>>21867840
If he was pretending to read he would open the book in the middle like everyone else pretending to read something
He is actually reading it

>> No.21867890

>>21867858
>He is actually reading it
He is TRYING to read it. Never getting too far.

>> No.21867892

>>21867890
I mean, that puts him one step above the average /lit/ user

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>>21867289

>> No.21867985

>>21867892
Thank you comrade for defending blacks today

>> No.21868011

>>21867985
I am not defending anyone.
He's a dumb nigger whose only talent is throwing a ball through a rim.
All I am saying is that you are no better.
You would be able to understand the simple words I am using if you were braindead, if you didn't have the "if you disagree with us then you are part of team X (the bad one)" mentality.
Now murder yourself.

>> No.21868014

>>21868011
see >>21867985

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>> No.21868092

>>21867747
0/10

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not sure if lit related but maybe

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>> No.21868512

>>21867534
You know that was actually his racist way of saying “Irish”

>> No.21868888

>>21867747
This antijoke is underrated as fuck. 9/10

>> No.21869313

>>21868512
Then he is a retard as we are all pale as fucking ghosts over here, we only get a dozen moderately sunny days a year

>> No.21869326

>>21867573
lmfao how do you get called out by a meme and then still unironically post the same shit you get called out for?

>> No.21869332

>>21869326
by being correct when the "meme" was retarded

>> No.21869333

>>21867661
I believe it's called Bear

>> No.21869337

>>21868011
Based, fuck tribalist shitposters.

>> No.21869342

>>21869332
lmao

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a classic

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>> No.21869380

>>21867739
I heard drinking battery acid helps you escape from the demiurge

>> No.21869384

>>21867890
>not ripping pages out of your books as you finish them
>a constant admonishment never to look back
>a constant exhortation to look on yourself as beginning afresh
Not intellectually serious, I guess.

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/lit/'s proudest moment.

>> No.21869484

>>21867580
Oof.
>>21867591
Durr.
>>21867833
Oof.

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we really don't have much humor on this board

>> No.21869501

>>21869495
Why did the tranny cross the road?

To get hit by cars because he was suicidal

>> No.21869511

>>21869495
No just pseudo-intellectualism, contrarianism, and le edgy /pol/ racism

>> No.21869518

>>21869495
That's because women and redditors run amok in these threads

>> No.21869531

>>21869495
>My dog has no nose.

>Really? How does he smell?

>Terrible!

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Obligatory.

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>> No.21869600

>>21867342
>>21867379
>>21867505
this is a slow board you freak give it time

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>> No.21869643

>>21868070
I’ve seen this one many times and I still don’t really understand it. Rise and Fall seemed pretty unbiased and even critical to me

>> No.21869685

>>21869643
It's not a critique of the book, it's a stereotyping of the people who read it.

>> No.21869878

>>21869501
anon please tell me you realize that "to get to the other side" in the original joke is a pun

>> No.21869895

>>21869878
Do you know what a pun is? It's an anti-joke, because you'd expect there to be humorous explanation for why the chicken crossed the road, but it turns out to be a dull, generic explanation.

>> No.21869900

>>21869878
I'm 27 and this post is the first to make me realise it, wtf.
>>21869895
This kind of unhinged post is what I'd expect a tranny poster to do. Puns have nothing to do with anti-jokes, or what is currently being talked about.

>> No.21869918

>>21869900
How is it a play on words?

>> No.21869929

>>21869918
Are you ESL? Or just so much of an illiterate zoomer that you've actually never heard "the other side" used to refer to the afterlife?

>> No.21869931

>>21869929
Yes, I've heard that. What does that have to do with the chicken joke?

>> No.21869933

>>21869605
Context?

>> No.21869936

>>21869931
the joke is that it could be interpreted literally, as in crossing a road to get to get across it, or crossing to get hit by a car and die, thus going to "the other side."
it's not an antijoke

>> No.21869942

>>21869933
Baudrillard

>> No.21869953

>>21869936
You fucking idiot. Nobody crosses a road to get hit by a car. They would stand in the middle of the road. The joke is that you expect there to be a funny punchline but there isn't. The chicken crossed the road the same reason everyone else does.

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>>21869953
You're very stupid. And if you're just pretending to be a retard, you're stupid for thinking that it's funny.

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>>21869966
This is where the joke originally appeared. It says "which seem actual conundrums but yet there are none". This means that you expect there to be a problem (i.e. a punchline) but there isn't.

>> No.21870048

>>21869495
Which is interesting because a lot of the praised literature has a prominent comedic element

>> No.21870054

>>21867520
Reddit tier.

>> No.21870079

>>21867540
It's German Lutheran culture to the marrow, if not in dogma. The world of Faust I don't think could be called pagan or pantheistic.

>> No.21870103

>>21870054
It was pretty hip back in 2015

>> No.21870302

>>21869685
But I’ve read it and I don’t pee in jugs. That’s gross

>> No.21870323

>>21869543
I liked it.

>> No.21870329

>>21870302
You're lying to me, give it up buster.

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>> No.21870341

>>21867840
the hunger games is some promotional paid shit and he has a habit of reading the opening pages of the godfather before he goes to war. there's nothing wrong with this. he's actually reading the books since he's on the first few pages.

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>> No.21870346

>>21870329
I mean I do have apple juice jugs around but they don’t need to be refrigerated until they’re opened, or so I’ve been led to believe. I still don’t get the joke

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Oh man this world is amazing, I can't wait to learn more about the lore and about the elves and Gandalf as Frodo and the hobbits adventu-
>HEY DOL MERRY DOL RING A DONG DILLO
>RING A DONG HOP ALONG FAL LAL THE WILLOW
>TOM BOM JOLLY TOM TOM BOMBADILLO
Well, ok that was a bit odd but necessary for the plot to advance, let's see what the next chapter has in store
>HO TOM BOMBADIL TOM BOMBADILLO BY WATER WOOD AND HILL BY THE REED AND WILLOW
Ok that's over with finally the story can resume as norm-
>OLD TOM BOMBADIL IS A MERRY FELLOW BRIGHT BLUE HIS JACKET IS
>AND HIS BOOTS ARE YELLOW

>> No.21870352

>>21870341
okay but he definitely didn't read Malcolm X's book lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdOtyUPcRxg

>> No.21870356

>>21867641
Why are you actually trying to seriously contest what a moron proposes in bad faith?

But I think someone has to do it so the meme doesn't perpetuate itself.

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>> No.21870415

>>21870348
Tom Kinobadil.
Peter Jackson didn't even attempt to include him, he knew he wouldn't be able to capture Tom's majesty and perfection.

>> No.21870421

>>21870352
lol to be fair he said he had only just started it, but in that case he shouldn't have tried to capture some grand eloquent message.
Malcolm changed so much over the course of his life story, nobody can really understand him by only seeing/knowing about events in his early life.

>> No.21870432

>>21867534
Sieben Jahr
Trüb und klar
Hänschen in der Fremde war.
Da besinnt
Sich das Kind,
Eilt nach Haus geschwind.
Doch nun ist's kein Hänschen mehr.
Nein, ein großer Hans ist er.
Braun gebrannt
Stirn und Hand.
Wird er wohl erkannt?
Look, even little Hans got burned brown from working out in the Sun for seven years - even such that he was afraid that he would not be recognized when he returned home. It does not make him a negro.

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Who has the "i get it now" gender reversed twilight one

>> No.21870460

>>21870408
came here for this

>> No.21870470

>>21870408
>Ah fuck!
Dying.

>> No.21870679

>>21868105
japanese humor is always unfunny. But there are certain appeal within them, more?

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>> No.21870798

>>21868101
Accurate

>> No.21870805

>>21870014
Ngl, I'm interested in knowing why we're afraid of white, I'd never considered that.

>> No.21870811

>>21870733
>all are welcome
>it's globohomo immigration shit
wow no hidden agenda here. move along, citizen.

>> No.21870922

>>21870679
> But there are certain appeal within them
The appeal to Nippon “humor” is colloquially known as an erected phallus

>> No.21870927

>>21870054
On the contrary. I posted it once on /r/redscarepod, which is as anti-reddit as a sub can get, and I got a lot of upvotes.

>> No.21870931

>>21867625
This one is pretty silly but made me chuckle.

>> No.21870936

>>21868156
What? Is Shrek supposed to be a nigger?

>> No.21870949

>>21867840
>start a new book
>get 30 pages in and drop it
literally me

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>>21869588
just outta /b/

>> No.21871168

>>21867289
Bell

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>> No.21871195

>>21871168
for whom?

>> No.21871200

>>21869355
Always good to read

>> No.21871219

>>21869953
I preffer your explanation. The other anon sound like trains

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>>21868116

>> No.21871292

>>21870922
i was trying to be subtle you fag

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Don't know if it counts but this part of the cetology appendix from Moby Dick always makes laugh out loud
>BOOK I. (Folio), CHAPTER VI. (Sulphur Bottom).—Another retiring gentleman, with a brimstone belly, doubtless got by scraping along the Tartarian tiles in some of his profounder divings. He is seldom seen; at least I have never seen him except in the remoter southern seas, and then always at too great a distance to study his countenance. He is never chased; he would run away with rope-walks of line. Prodigies are told of him. Adieu, Sulphur Bottom! I can say nothing more that is true of ye, nor can the oldest Nantucketer.

The whole cetology appendix is top tier kino desu

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>> No.21871442

>>21871391
>The birth of the visual novel

>> No.21871468

How come nobody has posted the thread of the guy that bought a limited edition Tolkien book that he thought was bound in elephant hide?

That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

>> No.21871479

>>21871468
It gets spammed constantly in these and WIRWIEWIG threads plus that donkey dick sucker posts his finds weekly.

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>>21867289

>> No.21871496

>>21871479
What the fuck is a WIRWIEWIG thread?

>> No.21871519

>>21870927
>which is as anti-reddit as a sub can get
The absolute state of redditors.

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>>21871219
''Trains'', you say?

>> No.21871545

>>21871491
I don’t get it. Cows don’t have opposable thumbs

>> No.21871546

>>21871307
>BOOK III. (Duodecimo), CHAPTER 1. (Huzza Porpoise).—This is the common porpoise found almost all over the globe. The name is of my own bestowal; for there are more than one sort of porpoises, and something must be done to distinguish them. I call him thus, because he always swims in hilarious shoals, which upon the broad sea keep tossing themselves to heaven like caps in a Fourth-of-July crowd. Their appearance is generally hailed with delight by the mariner. Full of fine spirits, they invariably come from the breezy billows to windward. They are the lads that always live before the wind. They are accounted a lucky omen. If you yourself can withstand three cheers at beholding these vivacious fish, then heaven help ye; the spirit of godly gamesomeness is not in ye.

>> No.21871581

>>21869588
Leave it to a Jew to commodify Christmas.

>> No.21871586

>>21870927
>/r/redscarepod
that's all arthoes

>> No.21871600

>>21870927
i've slept with people who use that board, trust me, they are reddit as fuck

>> No.21871698

>>21871491
Lol

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>>21871545

>> No.21871726

>>21871717
I guess the far side is just 2deep4me

>> No.21871755

>>21871726
Not all of his jokes are funny. It's literally just "cows are not as evolved as hominids and their tools would not be either."

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>>21869439
>this was eight years ago already

I can't believe I've been around you faggots for so long

>> No.21871886

>>21871755
But they also lack opposable thumbs. I’ve accepted that I’m filtered, please stop taunting me

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>>21871546
How does he do it bros

>> No.21871908

>>21871890
You need to go to sea.

>> No.21872196

>>21871886
your confusion is the real joke, you dummy

>> No.21872228

>>21871586
also catty gay men

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>be me
>enter half a dozen /lit/ threads
>identify individuals consumed by delirium and insanity
>reply to the delirious with explanations of how their fetishized concepts do not correspond with reality and are absurd
>no (you)s expressing thanks and gratitude
*sigh*

>> No.21872343

>>21870927
>I posted it on reddit and got upvotes therefore it isn't reddit

>> No.21872345

>>21872336
At least you tried.

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>>21870348
Chad Bomabadil is the best LOTR character, you're a philistine

>> No.21872448

>>21871496
What I Read What I Expected What I Got

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>> No.21872535

>>21871545
actually that is a common misconception

>> No.21873177

>>21871545
exactly

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>> No.21873793

>>21869355
The name dropping in this obviously fake story is very unbecoming

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>> No.21873896

>>21869878
>>21869929
i dont get why you would confidently assume this when its known as The antijoke

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>> No.21874000

>>21871586
>that’s all arthoes
my weakness

>> No.21874006

>>21870927
>/r/redscarepod
that's just /leftypol/ without the fedposts

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>> No.21874145

>>21867747
lmao

>> No.21874168

>>21870949
>pick it up year later
>might aswell start from start to refresh memory
>drop it 50 pages in

>> No.21874213

>>21874063
If you know generalities of russian just from playing Counter-Strike you understand the gist of it no problem.

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>>21869439

>> No.21874254
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>>21869439
katielovesclassicbras

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>>21874254
>>21874247
did we do this or was she already on her way

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>>21869439
>>21874275
We'll never know

>> No.21874284

>>21874275
You did not improve her by squawking at her that one time, no.

>> No.21874286

>>21874247
>>21874254
>>21874279
feet pics?

>> No.21874297
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>>21874286
A couple, yeah

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>>21874286

>> No.21874319

>>21874297
>>21874299
cool :)

>> No.21874322

>>21874297
>>21874299
Pretty nice feet, would lick.

>> No.21874335

>>21874275
It's like she went all out to prove that she was not a virgin. Branding and slutty tattoos and everything.
>I'll show them
>I'll become the biggest slut they've ever seen
>I'll show them who the virgin is
So sad. Many such cases.

>> No.21874350

>>21874322
I think I would too, anon. And maybe her armpits too.

>> No.21874359

>>21874275
It might be demonic influence. She has an Instagram where she is heavily into tarot and astrology.

>> No.21874428

>>21868512
Ever seen someone Irish?

>> No.21874429

>>21869326
This 100% lmao

>> No.21874433

>>21868156
i love this style of old school drawings, whats it called?

>> No.21874443

>>21867661
it's called...no.
nope.
not even going to help you.
I hate you all.

>> No.21874449

>>21868099
children are a precious gift.

>>21868101
how quaint

>> No.21874450

>>21868512
more like spanish, greek, or italian.

>> No.21874584

>>21869933
>Context?
fish oreo, I just can think of anybody who would want to eat that, its just disturbing

>> No.21874587

>>21874254
katie NOOOO

>> No.21874602

>>21868105
>/ss/?

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>> No.21874722

>>21871167
sir this is a blue board

>> No.21874734

>>21874335
is that tattoo supposed to mean something specific?

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>>21874279
Books for this feel?

>> No.21874851

>>21869569
I’ve always found this funny, but wondered if there was some context behind this. Like a reference to some book.

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>>21874809
She had to pass into her opposite bro, to sublate it.

>> No.21875045

>>21870014
It's a dead horse, but college is such a joke. I fucking loved Moby Dick and I had to stop reading it altogether and just start lying on essays because my professor insisted on racializing every aspect of the book. I wanted to actually take it in and he was going to ruin it for me. I had to return to it five years later, after my palate was cleansed and I could touch it without immediately thinking of him injecting conscious, intended metaphors about colonialism and white evil into literally every single page.

>> No.21875126

>>21867758
>>21867534
Kill yourselves tranny faggots.

>> No.21875132

>>21868011
Kill yourself faggot

>> No.21875204

does anyone have the chud with the quote under it that's like ""It's fucking over, I'm going to kill myself," he thought."

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>> No.21875444

>>21869495
I always drop into these threads to make a point about how unfathomably unfunny /lit/ is. What do you think the is the cause?

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>> No.21875477

>>21874734
>is that tattoo supposed to mean something specific?
Yes, in the sense that it screams for attention. Consider the fact that we are discussing it at the current moment. It would please her greatly to know that we were concerned enough about her to talk about her tattoos. Outside of that, the tattoos and branding marks are likely meaningless in their own unique way. She's not like other girls, you know?

>> No.21875478

>>21867289
someone post the dragon novel about dragons who like sex ok but really love gold.

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>>21874279
>>21874254
>>21874247
>>21869439

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>> No.21878266

>>21875529
love it

>> No.21878423

>>21870733
poetic

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>>21870733
kind of looks like you know who

>> No.21878432

>>21874275
it's just the times Anon

>> No.21878794

>>21869495

this board is a bad joke on it's own.

>> No.21878816

>>21870342
kek

>> No.21879439

>>21874279
>Get's a tattoo of the Scorpio star sign
should've gotten one of virgo.

>> No.21879667

>>21869495
On the contrary, your post made me laugh

>> No.21879817

>>21867534
Ok fine. Then make them all brown or Latino or something. That would make sense.
MAKING THEM AN ETHNIC HODGEPODGE IS RETARDED.

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>>21875045
My college English professor was convinced that Sir Gawain and the Green Knight had subtext referencing the Rider-Waite Tarot.
You know, the one made in 1909.
I actually managed to get an e-mail sent out to the whole class about "not superseding the information being given by the professor" when I informed her that The Hanged Man actually depicts a man looking at things upside-down, rather than the lynching she'd imagined.

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>>21880012
Also, I'm pretty sure that nobody was reading my essays, because even when I started writing them sarcastically no one noticed or mentioned it to me, and my grade was completely unaffected.
I think I got like an 85 on this paper.

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>>21874851
I've always thought that the poster was trying to evoke the style of Hunter Thompson.

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>>21880012

>> No.21880121

>>21872373
Tom Bombadil is my LEAST FAVORITE character in LOTR. I'm glad Peter Jackson kept him away from the movies. The movies are far superior to the books for this simple fact of not including Tom. Fuck Tom Bombadil. It makes me sweat with anger merely reading his name.

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>>21867289

>> No.21880135

>>21880132
> Downloaded

anon...

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my all-time favourite /lit/ post

>> No.21880162

>>21870733
This woman should be beaten to the point of deformity for open treason

>> No.21880192

>>21869397
You anons, you go too far.

>> No.21880455

>>21869942
so you're telling me baudrillard just ripped off basic semiotics and said in french pseud language?

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>>21867289
.....

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>>21867289

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>>21867289
Plato bros....

>> No.21880647

>>21880487
Get this guy to the university

>> No.21880671

>>21870733
neither Faulkner nor Melville had any kind of higher education (Faulkner went to college but flunked out before finishing his first year; in his letters, Melville often misspells words and expresses frustration at not being able to spell) and both of them are titans of American literature

>> No.21880689

>>21874299
My ipad with screen recordings of her nude modeling seems to be dead :(. I wonder if anyone else grabbed them

>> No.21880778

>>21880689
There are videos?

>> No.21880797

>>21869588
I lost lol

>> No.21880801

>>21880778
Yeah she had a patreon for some period of time called katieartistsmuse where she would post long videos meant for artists to draw from. 5-15 minute poses with different historical themes, slowly undressing until she finished it out completely nude. I unsubscribed after a few months and it was gone when I came back

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>>21880487
Brendan is stupid

>> No.21880895

>>21880476
Fucking lol

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>Here's your GF that reads bro

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>> No.21881077

>>21874063
that's quite the basedjack on that cover

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>> No.21881207

>>21869439
>>21874254
>>21874247
>>21874279
>>21874297
>>21874299
>>21880689
>>21880801
>search by katielovesclassicbooks, katieartistsmuse, katietheartistsmuse
>only find censored nudes on lit archives
>reverse image search them
>same thing
damn I'm too retarded but some mfer out there has everything

>> No.21881355

>>21869439
>The 19th century is the 19th century
Great analysis, I couldn't argue with that!

>> No.21881462

>>21880470
The name od this woman is of a porn star

>> No.21881468

>>21881207
At this point we should have a mega with all the old vids and all the modeling

>> No.21881483

>>21880911
They're right.

>> No.21881490

>>21881468
you're a very smart person anon.

>> No.21881543

>>21870927
/r/redscarepod is just downardly-mobile American leftists and redditors who are self-aware enough to not wanna be associated with other redditors. It used to be better years ago when it was just women and gay guys.

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>>21869439

>> No.21881663

>>21881659
wtf where is her pussy???

>> No.21881697

>>21867633
lmaooo

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>>21869591
every line from that show could be a meme

>> No.21881762

>>21881663
What do you mean? I see it

...You know pussies are invisible to gays right?

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>>21881659
yep that's one of them I kept seeing in searches. here's another constantly-censored one.
>>21881663
anon women don't have pussies OR nipples. you didn't fall for that meme, did you?

>> No.21881766

>>21881663
She lost it

>> No.21881782

does anyone have the "silenty snaps" one with nietzsche? it was created in that one /lit/ hunger game round, the same was pretty wild

>> No.21881784

>>21881659
MORE

>> No.21881791

>>21881764
>that face
she was never gonna make it

>> No.21881801

>>21881659
Women are like a little kid who gets given a big red gem when he's 10 years old that automatically dispenses money, and after 6 years of dealing with all the broken relationships they have with people who just want to get access to their gem, they're totally fucking insane and running around screaming holding the gem over their heads going "GEM! GEM! YOU DON'T CONTROL MY GEM! MY GEM! I CONTROL MY GEM, LOOK AT MY GEM, I CHOOSE WHO I GIVE MY GEM AWAY TO!"

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>>21881791
IMO she can look cute sometimes but it's very hit and miss.

>> No.21881949

>>21881764
What if you were to contact her and say you’re an artist who is incredibly inspired by her? Convincingly bemoan your misfortune in not having access to the content and request it. I think it would work if you went about it the right way

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>>21881949
it's possible she's still gullible enough

>> No.21882149

>>21882096
I’d almost be surprised if she hasn’t tried OF yet. I wonder if /r/ could help

>> No.21882173

>>21874254
>katielovesclassicbras
Is that a real thing? Where’d you find these?

>> No.21882182

>>21881663
She's transitioning to nonbinary.

>> No.21882269

>>21874168
>After reading the same 50 pages over the years loose all interest in the book
>Completely ruin my apetite for great books one at a time
>End up re-reading the few bokks I ever finished over and over forever

>> No.21882367

>>21867747
I can easily see that happening IRL

>> No.21882608

>>21882182
>crazy glue your pussy shut

>> No.21883535

you retards broke her

>> No.21883539

>>21871167
what in the fuck

>> No.21883557

>>21883535
it honestly makes me sad to think about. it's weird that pleasure and disgust are so closely intertwined

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>> No.21883722

>>21883713
Photoshopped btw

>> No.21883729

>>21870927
kek

>> No.21883815

>>21869895
>the other side of life: a suicidal chicken

>> No.21883856

>>21867520
Should say mein gott

>> No.21884032

>>21883535
and now we want to reap the rewards

>> No.21884037

>>21880911
if you're a nietzschean you should want an anti-nietzschean gf

>> No.21884238

God I love naked women

>> No.21884263

>>21880937
Oh fuck please be real

>> No.21884265

So im looking for a meme/greentext about jk rowling writing the same transition in several harry potter books, i cant seem to find this anymore, it was a fairly common meme a few years ago.

>> No.21884270

>>21884263
anon...

>> No.21884272

>>21869591
>>21881739
What show?

>> No.21884274

>>21882149
coomer.party
kemono.party

>> No.21884298

>>21884274
great sites but all of her aliases I know of (katielovesclassicbooks, katieartistsmuse, katietheartistsmuse) have "katie" in them and she doesn't show up on either.
>>21882149
I found an /r/ thread in the archives but it didn't have anything that wasn't already posted ITT IIRC, and the only posts were by OP.

>> No.21884328

>>21880146
kek this reminds me of this onion video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXD9HnrNrvk

>> No.21884358

>>21880671
Do you think that I am going to disagree with you? What do you think her magnum opus will be? Anything even comparing itself to your examples? She's a political tool generating propaganda against children. Bragging about fulfilling a contract to produce a childrens propaganda book is the big gay.

>> No.21884376

>>21884272
garth marenghi's darkplace

>> No.21884471

>>21870733
Well, it goes the other way too. I knew a guy who had a natural talent for writing and I meant it in a literal sense of the word. For school essays, he could write >10 times more than anyone else so vividly, with such a peculiar attention to detail. He didn't become a writer not received any kind of higher education but now I wonder what he could have become..

>> No.21884598

>>21884471
I think that it was Hitler that critiqued the philosophy that all of the best minds needs to leave their path and rise to a more prestigious profession. He posited that we need master bricklayers and masters of soldiery as well as of law and medicine - that the overall quality of the society would diminish if all of the best minds were extracted from the ''lower'' professions. Who is to set the standards for masonry and soldiery - a bunch of retards? That is a losing proposition.

>> No.21884866

>>21867747

>Data trying to make a joke

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>>21884866

>> No.21884910

>>21884037
Its one thing to dislike Nietzsche or disagree with him, its another to be retarded.

>> No.21884937

>>21870733

The ad for bipolar disorder in the right lower corner, targeted at whoever took the screenshot, is the cherry on the cake.

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>> No.21885148

>>21884238
Hello Mr. Homosexual.