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I realized a while ago that like I'm pretty unique among most 18 year old fags, let alone 18 year olds altogether for my relative dejection of most technology and my desire to actually "live" things through. Like for example, the only other 18 year olds I know in the circle of gay shit that I'm in are, in order from eldest to youngest, a tik-tok addict, a literal absolute virgin, and a terminally online rainbow-Fascist type.
I'm basically a unicorn amongst people my age for my lust for life, and as such, I probably have a few interesting things to say. I was thinking about writing a book that's a quasi-autobiography, written in the style of some sort of bastardized Gonzo journalism - tone down the profanity, tone up the druggo mannerisms.
Do any of you on /lit/ think that'd be a good idea, and would like to read something like that?

>> No.21831133

I would read this in a heartbeat. Please post an excerpt immediately.

>> No.21831135

>>21831125
You are not special.

>> No.21831139

>>21831135
Of course he isn't. That's *what* makes him special.
Don't listen to him, OP. We want to hear your passion.

>> No.21831164

>>21831133
I'll get to writing one, I'll be back in like, 40 minutes give or take.

>> No.21831252

>>21831133
>>21831139
There, just written this:
> As I walked towards the home of the people that would end up giving me the ride to the gay bar, I felt a novel warmth on the back of my neck from the setting early-Spring sun. I thought to myself an adage first given to me by one of the two individuals who would help me make my way towards the event I was attending; that "kink life is expensive." I then lightly scoffed at the phrase, realizing it wasn't too costly when you're someone of my age and attractiveness; turned 18 within the past 8 or so weeks, broad-shouldered, strong-jawed, fair-skinned, with a nice ass and apparently very pretty eyes to boot. The money I had, a total of 40 or so dollars, was initially 60, given to me by a well-off man I've been seeing. I'm not a prostitute per-se, just persuasive. I asked for only 20 dollars, and he gave me thrice the amount, some marijuana - from a dispensary, not from the street - and a Wendy's salad for good measure; all for a blowjob and a few hours of cuddling.
> When I finally reached their home, I said my hellos and the two booked their Uber to the event; a sort of hanky-code revivalist gig hosted by the pup-play club thingy that me and the two others, a married couple, were apart of. I had a variety of items in my bag; from the two hankies I brought, a dark blue one fashioned from an old pair of underwear, and a green one that was given to me by the aforementioned man who gave me the money for cover. I also had my pup hood, given to me as a gift from someone who I'm no longer on good terms with after they bragged to me about getting a blowjob from a very ugly 17, now 18, year old. Alongside those two that I'd publicly display, I brought in-tow a bottle of lubricant, an enema bulb, and one of those buttplugs with a tail attached to the end.

>> No.21831293

>>21831252
One thing is for sure, faggot. You'll have to keep turning tricks if you want to make a living as a writer.

>> No.21831299

>>21831293
I don't really care to make a living doing it. I'm just here for the kicks.

>> No.21832836

bumping worst thread in all of /lit/

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>> No.21832854

>>21831125
being gay and a druggie isn't an interesting personality, so please don't hinge your writing on it. Try to write about people in general, not about yourself.

>> No.21832864

>>21831125
Start with living through the realization that "dejection of most technology" is not a phrase that makes any sense

>> No.21832922

>>21831252
Reads more like a diary entry than a work of creative fiction. You should try reading some books if you want to write. Everyone's got "something to say." The way you say it is the hard part. Read a book, nigger.

>> No.21833058

>>21831125
Sometimes I imagine being gay, then I see a thread like this and don't have to

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>I realized a while ago that like I'm pretty unique among most 18 year old fags, let alone 18 year olds altogether for my relative dejection of most technology and my desire to actually "live" things through. Like for example, the only other 18 year olds I know in the circle of gay shit that I'm in are, in order from eldest to youngest, a tik-tok addict, a literal absolute virgin, and a terminally online rainbow-Fascist type.
>I'm basically a unicorn amongst people my age for my lust for life, and as such, I probably have a few interesting things to say. I was thinking about writing a book that's a quasi-autobiography, written in the style of some sort of bastardized Gonzo journalism - tone down the profanity, tone up the druggo mannerisms.
>Do any of you on /lit/ think that'd be a good idea, and would like to read something like that?

>> No.21833141

>>21831252
This isn’t bad, anon. I liked it. Don’t listen to the others. I’d read more if you posted.

>> No.21833285

imagine the arrogance required to write an autobiography (which implies a book of worthy experiences and insights) before you're even 25 or so

>> No.21833454

>>21833285
Michael jackson made thriller at 19. Other than him I can't think of a name.

>> No.21833460

>>21833454
Alexander the Great

>> No.21833472

your bait had potential but you overplayed your hand with "dejection"

>> No.21833481

>>21831125
>my relative dejection of most technology
>dejection
Not what that word means

>>21833454
He was 24 and had a team of people behind him.

>> No.21833485

>>21831125
It's good that you're like this, but as that other Anon said - you're not special. It's fine if you disagree, there's plenty of time for life to beat it into you.

>> No.21833543

>>21831125
You definitely have nothing interesting to say.
>>21833141
People like this will patronize you because they like seeing things destroyed. As entertainment you're on the level of the freak show at the circus and public executions.

>> No.21833639

>>21831125

Lol same age as you and same aspirations to write a gonzo style autobiography that involves lots of drugs.

You’re not unique just hangout with people that do drugs lol. I know a good amount of people like this as well. Just expand your social circle find more people to do drugs with.

>> No.21833862

>>21831252
post body

>> No.21833876

>>21831252
>I felt a novel warmth on the back of my neck from the setting early-Spring sun
Stopped reading here. Wattpad tier writing
You're amateur as fuck and it's obvious.

>> No.21833941

>>21831252
awful. I could make this better without even trying
>With every motion of my feet, beckoneing me towards that infernal pit, the abyss of my spirit flooded with synchronous premonitions of trepidation and hunger, the spectre of Spring cast over my body. One of the infinite nameless faces summoned itself back into existence; his miasma of booze and feces, the lecherous mantra "kink life is expensive", echoing in my mind, driving me to madness.

not gonna write any more than that because you don't deserve it

>> No.21833945

>>21833941
This is even worse, retard. fuck you nigger

>> No.21833954

>>21833945
ah how charmingly predictable this board is

>> No.21833957

>>21833954
Ahhh how faggy you are. go suck a dick. Your version is full of cliches and reads like some pretentious fag's buttsex diary.

>> No.21833959

>>21833957
Yeah, sorry the 4chan edit I shat out in 2 minutes isn't the next Divine Comedy mate

>> No.21833961

>>21833959
if you aren't gonna write a masterpiece, don't write at all

>> No.21833963

You’re not special, you’re just a dumb addicted child who needs help. Don’t waste your time while you still have some youth, straighten yourself out or the majority of your life will be in crippling poverty and regret.

>> No.21833973

>>21833961
you're writing right now in the act of using this website

>> No.21833975

>>21833973
All i hear is BTFO'd baby noises from you. I have intellectually outpaced your black ass and now all you can do is cope

>> No.21833983

>>21831125
No, you're not. You're not unique. You're here on 4chan. It's not any different than using TikTok or Twitter very often. Once you realise this you might become the way you think you already are. But until then, I'm sorry.

>> No.21833990

>>21833963
>>21833983
Some people go to Hell before they die

>> No.21834084

>>21833975
you seem like a pleasant fellow anon

>> No.21834089

>>21834084
you too babe

>> No.21834201

>>21831125
This thread makes me want to vomit. I dont know whats bait and what isnt anymore. I'm getting off here

>> No.21834213

>>21831125
>I realized a while ago that like I'm pretty unique
fucking lmao

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>>21833941
>I could make this better without even trying
>writes word salad and comma splices the hell out of everything

>> No.21834535

>>21833963
Fratboy Semen Guzzler, you're no writer either. Go back to abusing your children and seething about Ducks, Newburyport.

>> No.21834537

>>21834526
anon, the entire point was that despite being shit I came up with on the spot, it's still better than faggot wannabe Hunter S Thompson up above

>> No.21834567

>>21834537
No. It's much worse and you're taking the critique much worse than OP. At least OP had the balls to not rage like a 5 year-old when he loses in Fortnite when people called his writing not good. It's obvious from your initial post and subsequent responses that you're more narcissistic and arrogant than OP. Take the L dude.

>> No.21834570

>>21834567
>take the L
lmao

>> No.21834577

>>21831125
you sound really insufferable, a crashing bore.

>> No.21834656

>>21831252
This reads like shitty Henry Miller or H.S. Thompson. This kind of vitalist semi-autobiographical tripe has been run into the ground. There are so many faggots on Substack who write in this pseudo intellectual style with the simultaneous arrogance and self-deprecation. The tone is indubitably zoomer yet entirely unoriginal.

>> No.21834711

>>21831125
Coming from another 18-year-old, you'd probably be a lot more interesting if you dropped that attitude and blown-out ego

>> No.21834841

I think this is good if you are describing yourself as a character in a Poppy Z. Brite novel.

>> No.21834857

>>21831125
>being an 18 year old nowadays
my first reaction was "that must be so cool :>"
my second reaction was "man that must be a nightmare"
>Do any of you on /lit/ think that'd be a good idea, and would like to read something like that?
yeah there are boatloads of gen x writing trash like they are robots on cocaine... anything you can write will be better than 99.95% of shit published today... especially if it's inspired by or spiced with ReAL EvEnTs

>> No.21834920

>>21831125
>writing a biography at 18
neck yourself

>> No.21835076

>>21834535
Lmao this nigga still seething, hilarious. Forever rent free!

>> No.21835126

>>21834920
You don't understand anon. He doesn't use TikTok, so he is special.

>> No.21835326

>>21831125
>>21831252
>>21832854
>>21833120
>>21833285
Im gonna take the bait and say fuck you. but if you really are some kid OP, and want to write yourself as something "special" you need to realize your mind still isn't in the right place. You state yourself as a unicorn because of your arrogance. A unicorn, a creature so unfathomable, unique, bright, and so certain of grabbing attention. There was so many other options to describe yourself as the outlier (like a black sheep or something). You need to get grounded and realize that your peers will change, you will change. Everything in your eyes, in your head, is a fad. You will never realize this because you chose to be gay and take drugs because you beg to be a unicorn. But who knows, everyone can change.

>> No.21835447

>>21831125

Yes, just write it. We will buy and read.

Also, post boy pussy.

>> No.21836007

>>21833876
>you're amateur as fuck
eh, that's fine by me. Again, I've been on this earth for 18 years and my only actual education on writing was how exactly to write. Nothing advanced. Also I don't read anything besides the Bible and the Gita, been trying to read the Republic but I'm all too lazy to stick to that.
>>21834656
Hey man, that's the intention. I mean, I'm fine doing something unoriginal, there's nothing new under this sun. If I come across something that seems more new then everything else, then that's a good thing. But whatever.
>>21832854
That's actually an interesting thought, I'll certainly do more of that.
>>21835326
You know, that's a good insight. The fact I never considered myself a "black sheep" amongst things says enough, but thanks for the life advice. I'll do my best to take it to heart.

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>try to write more
>fucking forgot half the shit that happened that night
This is why I fucking hate living in this goddamn world, it's all a shamble of shit on a shingle, this mentally retarded puppet show I'm forced to fucking watch because my mommy doesn't want me to hurt my little brother's feelings by not watching the most forgettable, boring, and insulting performance that humanity has to offer. I interact with all these different people, and I can barely remember them. The only person I do remember is this fucking guy who makes money selling drawings of anthropomorphic animals pissing on eachother. Everyone else is this shallow plastic husk of a human being, I look at their glassy eyes and I see no fire nor spark. All I see is this boring cosmic seat warmer only called to be on earth for the sake of filling a fucking room. To me, everyone there had a purely material or ego purpose to serve me; either an ego fuck, a free drink, a free meal, or a free ride home. Nobody there is an actual person, and I have to ask myself, why in the name of the good Lord and his royalty did I find myself fraternizing with these fish-eyed fucks?

>> No.21836139

>>21831125
Go to /wg/

>> No.21836169

>>21836007
downvoted
>>21835326
upvoted and golded (you dont have to thank me)

>> No.21836182

>>21836043
I...I...I...me...me...me
You should try not being so self-focused anon, you'll be less anxious/depressed.

>> No.21836542

>>21836182
You know what, genuine question: what the hell is there to talk about with anyone else in these groups? They're all these cookie-cutter bland personalities, like a cereal box with no actual designs on it. Rambling on about any of them is difficult because it's near impossible to remember anything remarkable about them; middling attractiveness, little interests, a "neutral" mode of speech, seemingly no odd mannerisms or quirks that would make them stand out. You could probably pick two of them at random to ramble on for 30 seconds and be absolutely unable to discern if you picked two different people. Even trying to think about them creates an effect of fog in the mind; like their blandness is so toxic strong that focusing upon them acts like an active hazard to one's cognition of some form.

>> No.21836760

>>21831125
Get a degree
Touch grass

>> No.21836776

>>21831125
God I'm old. I wish I was 18 again. Once you hit 25 life is nothing but thinking about your own mortality and all the time you've wasted. Just try to live life to the fullest I guess, that's all. If you get some decent writing out of it, that's fine, but living is the most important thing. Don't spend all your time on the computer.

>> No.21836803

>>21836776
I'm 31 and I don't think I gave much anxiety to my mortality. It's a fact of life, everyone dies. But I've consumed media about accepting death from a very young age.

>> No.21836842

>>21836776
I don't mind spending a big portion of my life in front of a computer. Hundreds of wasted hours have taught me a level of self control i'm comfortable with plus i found work/life balance in my early 20's thanks to many mistakes in my teenage years.
I got my dad's personality so i'm not anxious about living or dying. Like most people of my age my biggest fear is probably being alone, which is ironic since i've been living alone since i was 15 and never had a childhood friends or a girlfriend.
I've met many persons with shy personalities being miserable, making up drama, just to feel something and id rather not have that.

>> No.21836848

>>21831125
>this post
>this image
>no hint of irony or self awareness
And people will tell you auto-fellatio is a myth

>> No.21836853

>>21836848
I don't think you are wrong but you know you are guilty of that too.

>> No.21836893

>>21836853
Not to such an extreme degree though.

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>>21831125
Those three friends you listed sound more interesting than yourself, ezpecially the “literal absolute virgin”. Just write about them OP