/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.21768976]

>How much do you get paid?
>sir?
>you're a bit deaf, aren't you? I said how much do you get paid?
>around nothing, g-generally I get paid nothing
>you work for free
>if that's the way you wanna put it
>I don't have some way to put it. That's the way it is.

[Anonymous No.21768985]

>>21768976

ChatAI Prompt: Write a paragraph about being an unpaid 4chan janitor written in the style of Cormac McCarthy

>He sat at the screen, his eyes fixed on the endless stream of vitriol and chaos that flowed forth from the digital abyss. The sound of the keyboard clacked rhythmically in the background, punctuated only by the occasional slur or curse hurled his way. He was an unpaid janitor of the digital wasteland known as 4chan, a place where the detritus of society gathered to spew their darkest thoughts and impulses into the void. But he persisted, sifting through the muck and filth in a never-ending quest to maintain some semblance of order in a world gone mad. For he knew that in the darkness, there must always be a light to guide the lost souls back to the path of righteousness, no matter how thankless the task may be.

[Anonymous No.21768987]

>>21768985
Nothing like orncob.

[Anonymous No.21769004]

It ain't work if you love your job

[Anonymous No.21769015]

>>21768976
they get paid in the coom that they experience with the small amount of power they hold onto

[Anonymous No.21769028]

>/lit/ - television and movies

[Anonymous No.21769033]

>>21769028
It may surprise you to learn No Country for Old Men was a book.

[Anonymous No.21769057]

>>21768985
These parodies always try to mimic high faultin language, but never try to mimic his diction and syntax. The passages end up sounding extremely generic gothic as a result.

[Anonymous No.21769126]

>>21768985
>sound of the keyboard clacked rhythmically in the background
The keyboard is behind him?

What can't ai achieve!

[Anonymous No.21769185]

>>21768976
>what do I stand to win?
>nothing for no compensation