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current career paths available:
porn set janitor
drag queen story time reader
canadian anti-vaxx truck driver
drag queen truck victim
based naysayer
pagan ritual movie set designer
schizophrenic latin teacher
normal pills consumer
serial killer
drag queen insurance fraudster
empire state building astral projector
aids-ridden tranny
benadryl-addled house husband to haruhi suzumiya tulpa
suicide victim
consensual rapist
sex haver
butterfly impersonator
homeless metaphysics savant
compulsive consoomer
based funko pop connoisseur
hegel reader
school shooter
foucauldian erotica copy-editor
NEET
NEET (with weeb-like characteristics)
satan worshipper
illuminati/NWO agent
anti-christ keyboard warrior
suave jazz musician (with satanic characteristics)
no-fap motivational speaker
marijuana addicted computer programmer
sweatshop grease collector
anal lube bob-sledder
rorschach interpreter
terminal psych ward patient (enlightened)
discord moderator and 4chan janitor
criminal defense attorney
slightly quick-witted pedestrian
IQ test formulator
hot chip enjoyer

>> No.21766195
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21766195

didn't ask

>> No.21766200

>>21766191
i work retail

>> No.21766219

>>21766200
You poor bastard. I do want fries with that, thank you for asking

>> No.21766234

>>21766219
retail isn't food you illiterate nigger

>> No.21766442

Pagan ritual movie set designer here. I feel offended.

>> No.21766466

>>21766234
And this thread isn’t /lit/ ... see what I did there?

>> No.21766510

>>21766191
>slightly quick-witted pedestrian
tfw I'll never be a witty man-about-town helping people get out of jams

>> No.21766517

>>21766191
Books for this feel?

>> No.21766518

Modernity was a mistake, and Christianity made it

>> No.21766520

>>21766466
oh I see you were just PRETENDING to be retarded, kek

>> No.21766594

I'm the NEET with schizo lifter characteristics

>> No.21766595

>>21766518
More like the completely reckless abandonment of Christianity made it.

>> No.21766630

>>21766595
Lie, shames degenerate christfag lie.

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>>21766191
I film cuck porns with my wife and her black boyfriend.

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>>21766191
Doctah Cron, I diagnose myself with the love bug for you have stolen my heart.

>> No.21766688

>>21766520
No, it’s more that I view retail and food service with equal disdain. Honest work is honest work but plebs are plebs

>> No.21766785

>anti-christ keyboard warrior
Does this job description include anti-antichrist keyboard warriors or is it exclusively atheists and ZOG enjoyers?

Either way I'm leaning toward homeless metaphysics savant

>> No.21766865

>>21766785
Why that one in particular? Asking coz I’m torn between it and enlightened psych ward