design: realistic middle class home library

[Anonymous No.21763828]

[Anonymous No.21763853]

Christ thats alot of pops

[Anonymous No.21763864]

>be woman
>buy featureless orb to put on shelf
>buy wooden chicken to put on shelf
>buy pointless star to put on shelf
>buy coffee mug (not for drinking from) to put on shelf
>buy weird looking empty cage to put on shelf
>buy dumb cartoon drawing of two hedgehogs to put on shelf
>buy gigantic first letter of your name (???????????????????) to put on shelf
How do women even exist? They continue their immature vices into adulthood in a way only loser failure men do, and are rightly mocked for. But a woman can buy a GIANT FIRST LETTER OF HER NAME for $39.99 and put it on a bookshelf and people think she's an acceptable member of society. Every woman is Bobby Bacala playing with toy trains level of frivolous with her money, but society has no commensurate dialogue on it, unlike Bobby Bacala who is depicted as notably eccentric. WHO BUYS A GIGANTIC FIRST LETTER OF THEIR NAME? WHY do you need a featureless orb and a wooden chicken? And don't talk about the funco pops or how this is a staged picture, you all know dozens of women who do shit like this.

[Anonymous No.21763867]

>>21763853
Didn't notice. I am looking for a darker, traditional comfy design for my book hoard

[Anonymous No.21763878]

>>21763864
idk usually women do not collect pops. it looks like a lib owns the library. i am mostly looking for a plausible home library design for my mchouse

[Anonymous No.21763900]

>>21763828

[Anonymous No.21763910]

>>21763828
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[Anonymous No.21763976]

>>21763864
hilarious.

[Anonymous No.21764079]

>>21763867
I love hidden nooks. Having a sneaky reading hobbit hole is one of my life goals.

[Anonymous No.21764117]

>>21763864
on a similar note i've always thought e-whores who make ahegao faces are the equivalent the kids who used to naruto-run in the hallways

[Anonymous No.21764136]

>>21764079
Having a bookcase that opens up into a hidden reading room would indeed be exceptionally cozy

[Anonymous No.21764187]

>>21763828
>.zip

[Anonymous No.21764319]

All you need is a mattress and a few crates of murder manuals to jerk off to.

[Anonymous No.21765396]

>>21764079
Me too

[Anonymous No.21766389]

>>21764079
>>21765396
i can see it evolving into a more developed, self-sustaining form... like a library in some African country with no electricity, with a hole village or city attached to supporting it with food, microfilm readers, and young virgins

[Anonymous No.21766483]

Middle class wouldn't have a library
It's an iPad and a stack of people's magazine from the previous renters.

[Anonymous No.21766498]

>>21766483
Middle class used to have libraries, they were placed in living room where guests could see them and contained sets of books sold by width, so one could buy just enough to fill up the shelf.

[Anonymous No.21766512]

>>21766498
Yes, but no one knows what a book is anymore so they stuff those shelves with tourist trinkets and photo frames with the stock images still inside.

[Anonymous No.21766967]

>>21763828
This is the ultimate design of the middle class mans library. It can hold so many books in such a small space. It is portable, the knowledge you need on the go. Insert it into the correct reading device and the knowledge of centuries will be at your fingertips, weighing less than a common hardcover book.

[Anonymous No.21766971]

>>21766967

[Anonymous No.21766983]

>>21766971
That's why my library is on a desktop computer and on an SD card.

[Anonymous No.21767028]

>>21763828
i like the layout, but the book selection, decor, and furniture all look like shit.
>>21763867
this looks comfy, attainable, and based, although a little cramped
>>21763900
trying too hard, not enough books, uncomfortable seat
>>21763910
clean, natural lighting, a view, ample book space, but nowhere to sit unless you pull a chair
>>21764319
(You)

[Anonymous No.21767137]

>>21763864
You need help.

[Anonymous No.21767191]

>>21766483
>Middle class wouldn't have a library
what you are talking about is the "middle class" manufactured by communists ever since the cold war got heated up again in 1979
i was at the home of a "middle class" person like this and she had to search a couple of minutes for a piece of paper i could draw something on (and that wasn't a clean paper either)
obviously not a book in sight, probably not a book in the whole house

[Anonymous No.21767216]

>>21767028
What's with the (You) shit? Trying to format the comment section to be more reddit friendly or something?

[Anonymous No.21767242]

>>21767216
>complaining about reddit is what you do on 4chan
How much are you paid to shit up this place, you slag?

[Anonymous No.21767535]

>>21763828
Ooof, are all those books flat against the wall. One word: Mold.

[Anonymous No.21767711]

in most cases, if you don't plan to read a book more than once in your lifetime it makes zero sense to own it in physical form for next 50 years

[Anonymous No.21768046]

>>21767216
Lurk moar

[Anonymous No.21768136]

>>21767216
>(You)
>reddit
fucking newfag

[cockler No.21768228]

>>21763910
>sunlight directed towards books
hmmmm

[Anonymous No.21768257]

>>21767216
lurk moar faggot

[Anonymous No.21768335]

>>21763828
Why would you have anything other than books at a personal library? Looks like shit.

[Anonymous No.21768376]

>>21767711
>Read book
>It was kinda meh
>It will now forever sit at my case
I hated this feeling, that's why I bought an e-reader and I bet I'm not the first one like this in this board.

[Anonymous No.21768386]

>>21768376
>Not having every smaller hidden bookshelves precisely for this purpose at various locations across your estate
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.21768460]

I receive a middle-class income for my shitty Midwestern town, anyway and my personal library is distributed about 50/50 between physical copies stored in bags haphazardly strewn about my apartment and digital copies stored on my SSD. I find myself reading the digital copies more often because I'm in front of my screens 15 hours a day and it's just more convenient

[Anonymous No.21769095]

>>21768460
>t. tyrone green, working in "diversity & inclusion"

[Anonymous No.21769133]

>>21763864
Where is the featureless orb?

[Anonymous No.21769136]

>>21766967
Based.

>>21766971
Fortunately a pdf library is not required to be confidential. I have it on a sd card, multiple hdds and on the cloud.

[Anonymous No.21769367]

>>21763867
This does not look comfy at all. Are you guys insane?
This looks like a great used book store, not a good home library.

[Anonymous No.21769394]

>>21763828
>>21763867
>>21763878
>>21763900
>>21763910
I can only imagine what goes through the mind of someone who ideates over constructing such a setting.
>I want it
>No, I NEED it
It's so pointless and banal. Im sure your queer peers will be impressed, but don't get too cocky, because theirs is "nicer."

[Anonymous No.21769472]

>>21763828
I prefer vitrine bookcases, since I live with open windows and dusting books isn't my favorite sport.

[Anonymous No.21769482]

>>21768376
What's eBay

[Anonymous No.21769496]

>>21767216
holy fuck hang yourself

[Anonymous No.21769505]

>>21769133
You can't see it because it's featureless

[Anonymous No.21769589]

>>21763864
80% of all consumer debt in the USA is held by 'women'.

>>21767216
>oy gevalt he READ the thread
kys

[Anonymous No.21769599]

>>21763828
Why don't shelves have glass covers anymore? They keep the dust out. I vill build a vintage victorian style shelf with glass door.

[Anonymous No.21769629]

>>21763864
My white wife gave me white sons. She can put whatever decorations she wishes on our shelves, so long as it doesn’t touch my literature. She earned her frivolities.

[Anonymous No.21769739]

>>21763828
Too unrealistic.

[Anonymous No.21770078]

>>21763828
>realistic
>middle class
Simply observe the best in the world, then imitate on a scale you can afford. This is how all high culture develops, slowly and imperceptibly over centuries.
>>21763864
Individuals making up their own "style" for the sake of being original. Almost never works. Produces nothing but fart sniffing.

[Anonymous No.21770104]

>>21763864
I got one of those letter things as a gift which makes me think that they're usually given as gifts.

[Anonymous No.21770132]

>>21769599
You mean a display cabinet? My grandma had one of those, and we have a smaller one in the kitchen, and I assure you the dust still finds its way in.
Open shelves make books more visible and easier to access.

[Anonymous No.21770169]

Rate my living room

[Anonymous No.21770199]

>>21763828
Just one billy bookshelf with doors on it is all I need

[Anonymous No.21770209]

>>21769629
Based, your sons will inherit the earth

[Anonymous No.21770212]

>>21769599
Enjoy your mold I guess.

[Anonymous No.21770226]

>>21770212
How would that cause mold? Would sticking these behind my books prevent it?

[Anonymous No.21770241]

>>21770226
Yes that would work but will you really put that shit all over your bookcase?

[Anonymous No.21770245]

>>21763864
>pondering_orb.jpg

[Anonymous No.21770315]

The obligatory every man's library.

Where the hell did I put that copy of Isaac's Storm?

[Anonymous No.21770316]

>>21770241
I might, my books are valuable and I live on the gulf which is prone to mold

[Anonymous No.21770335]

>>21770315
Smells like lung cancer

[Anonymous No.21770403]

>>21770169
Poang peasant, looked up “easy house plants” and bought spider/snake plant

[Anonymous No.21770445]

>>21770403
Kek fair enough.
The poang is comfy as hell though. Someone gave it to me. My girlfriend hates it and desperately wants to change it for some fancy design chair, which is absolutely fine by me, provided it is equally comfy. Turns out that’s not easy to find.

[Anonymous No.21770464]

>>21770445
Nothing beats a POANG for the price/comfort ratio unless/until you buy other/better chairs that are already used.

[Anonymous No.21770469]

>>21763864
>WHO BUYS A GIGANTIC FIRST LETTER OF THEIR NAME?
It's a shitty bookend from ikea retard, B stands for Book

[Anonymous No.21770498]

>>21770315
>Isaac's Storm?
Is that a good book?

[Anonymous No.21770516]

>>21770498
>Isaac's Storm
Not him, but it's typical Larson - i.e. pop history that appeals to the CostCo bulk-buyer who browses their book aisle and likes to thim of himself as a 'reader' while also saying that literature as a genre is too pretentious (and secretly believing that it's too hard), and who has never realized there is a difference between pop history and more serious historical treatments.

[Anonymous No.21770534]

>>21770516
Kek. Well I ought to read it anyway since I live in Galveston and a lot of my family died in the storm

[Anonymous No.21770543]

>>21764319
stop saying odd shit

[Anonymous No.21771291]

>>21770498
I read it when I moved to the gulf coast about 6 years ago and found it compelling. Isaac Cline was a douche.

>>21770516
Isaac, is that you?

[Anonymous No.21771335]

>>21771291
No, this is Chuck.

[Anonymous No.21771600]

>>21770315
>use ladder as shelving
>need book on top shelf

[Anonymous No.21772473]

>>21771600
I can’t even find the ladder

[Anonymous No.21772495]

>>21772473
Right side of the room.