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Some kid I went to high school with wrote a serialized novelization of Tommy Wiseau's "The Room" recently. I found it online and had a good laugh. Maybe you will too. Here's the first chapter:
http://theroomnovelization.blogspot.com/2010/06/chapter-i.html

>> No.2174636
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Holy shit, this is funny.

Bumping for the utmost justice. Everyone who has seen this movie should read some of this.

>> No.2174646

It's written so deliberately ridiculous, it actually was a fun read. Although I quit after chapter 1.

>> No.2174648

I'm sorry, but no written text could ever capture the visceral magnificence of the worst and best actor to ever live.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz-bhcHryc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCVSyhjBhro&feature=related

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YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA

>> No.2174654

>>2174648
>>2174648
true, but some of the ways he transcribed the movie was hilarious

for example

"Lisa, rose pedals stuck to her back like semen stuck to a hooker, looked at Johnny. Disgust furrowed her brow. That's it?, she thought, That's all I get?. Once again, it was the same old show. Johnny on top, humping furiously into her stomach while rose pedals were thrown about everywhere. She wanted something more. Something...better."

>> No.2174683

You are now aware of The Tommy Wi-Show, in which Tommy Wiseau plays himself and is kidnapped by an alien and forced to play video games:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxp83CimT0w

>> No.2174684

For the longest time there was (and still might be) a billboard for this shit on Highland near Sunset Blvd. here in Los Angeles, and for the longest time nobody gave a fuck about it. Now I can't get away from that shit. I wish it would go back to being an obscure film that nobody ever bothered to watch ever.

>> No.2174689

>>2174683
holy shit, that's actually him...