The Bible for people with two heads

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The Bible for people with two heads Anonymous Fri Feb 17 21:58:23 2023 No.21673950 [Reply] [Original]

How many souls does a person with two heads have? If one head uses their body to sin, does the other head have to confess? If someone marries one head, does having sex with the body count as adultery since the other head can feel it too? If someone marries both heads is it polygamy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 18 00:01:47 2023 No.21674465 >>21673950 Wow. Good for them

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 18 00:03:24 2023 No.21674471 >one blows you while the other rims you this man has the right idea

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 18 00:05:56 2023 No.21674481 wouldn't it be fucked up if they found out they weren't even related?

࿇ C Œ M G E N V S ࿇ !KNDY/Ar.iI Sat Feb 18 00:34:27 2023 No.21674621
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MARRIAGE IS A SACRED UNION BETWEEN A MALE INDIVIDUAL, AND A FEMALE INDIVIDUAL: TWO INDIVIDUALS.

A HUMAN WITH TWO HEADS CANNOT BE DIVIDED —IT IS INDIVIDUAL—, THEREFORE, MARRYING A FEMALE WITH TWO HEADS QUALIFIES AS A MONOGAMOUS UNION.

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