/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.21640368]

Why is this?

[Anonymous No.21640377]

>1. pirate
tatebros...

[Anonymous No.21640380]

>>21640368
>1. Pirate
Yahar we stay winnin ya scurvy cuckolds, YARRR

[Anonymous No.21640382]

>>21640368
I still can't get over the fact that women have a bleeding hole between their legs. Becker fixated on the anus, yet this is much worse.

[Anonymous No.21640391]

>>21640368
danger
power
money
sex
bestiality

They are a personification of their desires.

[Anonymous No.21640410]

Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean.
50 Shades of Grey.
Scrubs, Greys anatomy, House.
Robert Pattinson, Twilight.
Taylor Lautner, Twilight.

They are this shallow and vapid.

[Anonymous No.21640417]

So you're saying women will be impressed by my terabytes of ill gotten data?

[Anonymous No.21640418]

>>21640391
>danger
>power
>money
>sex
based women

>bestiality
cringe

[Anonymous No.21640422]

>>21640410
Man, you're ruining my fantasy. I want to believe that women are wet over the pirates because of the bronze age trader-pirate fleets that sailed across the coasts of Europe.

[Anonymous No.21640428]

>>21640410
3 male phantasies:
1. MILF (freudian motherly substitute)
2. Teen slut (highschool relationship substitute)
3. Anime girl (eternal childhood paralysis)

That's it. Moids don't even have 5 phantasies, they're less than shallow.

[Anonymous No.21640434]

>>21640418
4 correct and 1 wrong, almost got it sport. The beastilaity bit plays into the danger power and sex bit. Mindless overpowering fuckbeast and all.

[Anonymous No.21640438]

>>21640428
Kek. I can see you're a real woman and not even trolling. Tell me, where the fuck do women get all this "men want" bullshit? Is it just schizo babble? Where did you get your idea? Because it absolutely doesn't connect with the reality.

[Anonymous No.21640439]

>>21640428
You will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.21640443]

>>21640418
I don't think women think in terms of bestiality when they get sopping wet thinking about werewolves, I think >>21640434 is completely correct, and it has more to do with an animalistic and rapey male approach to sex.

[Anonymous No.21640449]

>>21640438
>>21640439
How do you get trolled so easily?

>>21640428
You forgot Tomboy, the most important one.

[Anonymous No.21640451]

One for each day of the week, I guess that makes today pretend-to-be-a-werewolf-day, cool.

[Anonymous No.21640453]

>>21640428
I don't even have fantasies. The act of sex with an attractive woman is sufficient. No I don't day dream about women. They've ruined all romantic allure. There's nothing to romanticize and fantasize about when you don't view women as beautiful

[Anonymous No.21640464]

>>21640453
Teach me your wisdom. How do I see ugliness in every female?

[Anonymous No.21640470]

>>21640368
>6. Sheikh

[Anonymous No.21640481]

Pretty based to be honest.

[Anonymous No.21640508]

>>21640368
This nigger went out to make this shitty post on twitter, screenshot it and then repost it here. Get help.

[Anonymous No.21640515]

>>21640428
You forgot 4. Becoming a sissy femboy

[Anonymous No.21640521]

>>21640481
>does that earring mean you’re a pirate?
>kinda…

[Anonymous No.21640525]

>>21640453
I don't think women past a certain age believe in romantic love at all. They can experience infatuation and things like that, but not romantic love. Not the kind a man dreams about and maybe even experiences when he is you get. Women seem practical in matters of love to a disturbing fault .

[Anonymous No.21640526]

>>21640515
Thats a faggot fantasy, not a man’s fantasy.

[Anonymous No.21640531]

>>21640515
see >>21640526
and picrel

[Anonymous No.21640537]

>>21640391
>surgeon
>money
This one I’m not sure about. I feel like it has to do more with calculated, complete control

[Anonymous No.21640554]

>>21640526
There are less and less men left out there, their populations are dwindling, only a small group of select BBCs are kept in the studfarm to breed the women and still the little "boys" hungry lips; they are kept on a tight leash by their archons tho', in pseudofreedom...

[Anonymous No.21640563]

>>21640531
The same could be Saïd for the millennial roast, though.

[Anonymous No.21640573]

I keep my seedbox online 24/7 with good seed ratio
where is pussy?
women like pirates and im a pirate?

[Anonymous No.21640574]

>>21640554
>faggots really think like this

[Anonymous No.21640592]

>>21640368
funny I was just thinking about a pirate billionnaire surgeon werewolf protagonist for a story the other day
vampires are dead and gay tho

[Anonymous No.21640593]

>>21640422
Nobody cares about that nerd shit.

[Anonymous No.21640600]

>>21640428
How are teen slut and anime girl any different?

[Anonymous No.21640617]

>>21640451
I like your style.

[Anonymous No.21640683]

>>21640531
>Trooncordposting

[Anonymous No.21640691]

>>21640464
>>21640525
I don't believe women can truly love to the extent men do, albeit at any age. Either they lack the consciousness for it or biological limitations that would allow for the experience. That said women will unconditionally love their children, but how real and to what degree of virtue is this if it's essentially the byproduct of your coding and lacks the semblance of free will (if there is such a thing.) Looking at biological roles it wouldn't make sense to shame women's inability to sacrifice, but when you have man's innate ability to sacrifice and even die for a woman and she's simply unable to reciprocate that, makes it impossible to give love to a woman on my end when conscious of this dynamic. When you look at animals in nature from a place of detached observer, it's the males that hold all the beauty. The male cardinal with his beautiful red, the female with her boring brown. The male works endlessly to get the approval of the female who from our perspective is nothing to note, but to the male that's his entire world. He'll get food for her, build her nest, and if he was human would write songs in dedication or build monuments and weep from her absence. This is no different than the male/female human dynamic where it's men who hold all the beauty, have the romantic longing, shape the world, brave it alone, suffer the hardest, forge their souls, while the woman stands there in her boring brown and just takes what men give with no real appreciation or love, not sincerely anyway.

[Anonymous No.21640703]

>>21640691
>The male works endlessly to get the approval of the female who from our perspective is nothing to note, but to the male that's his entire world.

Thank God their beautiful.

[Anonymous No.21640706]

>>21640574
>faggots
No, merely a proud European father aware of the actions globohomo is taking AS WE SPEAK.

[Anonymous No.21640711]

>>21640703
Fuck me and my spelling. >:*(
I'm so angry and embarrassed now

[Anonymous No.21640718]

>>21640368
tfw land lubber

But jokes aside, what are some good pirate/sea novels? They can be historical as well, I've been learning about Thomas Cochrane and would say he is, as the kids say, a based lad.

[Anonymous No.21640765]

>>21640428
>1. MILF (freudian motherly substitute)
Freud was such a hack it's not even funny anymore, it ruined 5 generations of people by making them think they became Hannibal Lecter by reading his books

[Anonymous No.21640769]

>>21640368
>3. surgeon
in what world?

[Anonymous No.21640791]

>>21640368
FEMANON HERE, LET ME EXPLAIN
1.Pirates are dangerous, but adventurous, and dashing
2.Billionaires have a lot of money, and can afford helicopters
3.Nobody fucking wants to fuck surgeons, mothers want their daughters to fuck surgeons
4. Vampires super sexy and immortal, and can make you immortal and sexy too.
5. Werewolves FUCK.

[Anonymous No.21640802]

>>21640769
>>21640791
Surgeons are wanted because they make good money. It’s an old stereotype.

[Anonymous No.21640807]

>>21640802
the stereotype is that mothers want their daughters to marry a surgeon or lawyer. it's a gag. I have never seen a surgeon sexy romance, ever.

[Anonymous No.21640843]

>>21640368
Funny how detective didn't make it to the list, despite the popularity of Cucumber's Sherlock Holmes among horny women on internet. But then again gentleman thief wasn't so lucky either, when there was a time he could make all knickers drop by just flashing a smile.

[Anonymous No.21640852]

>>21640691
I don't actually think women can feel in general. I'm pretty sure they are the philosophical zombie.

>>21640428
If you want to find female archetypes that'd appeal to men, you can basically break them down to:

>Caring
Nurses, doctors, teachers, milfs, babysitters, etc.
>Innocent
Nuns, highschool girls, babysitters, etc.
>Obedient
Maids, nuns, japanese, asian, etc.

Basically men want to nut in someone who hasn't been turned into a roastie before, would make for a good mother, and does what they're told. It doesn't take a degree in evolutionary psychology to figure out why this is the case.

Poor / low status men also want a BBW with DDDD titties because they're biologically wired to want to nut in women with energy reserves in case they aren't able to provide enough food.

[Anonymous No.21640860]

>>21640807
My grandma used to own a collection of cheap romance novels that took place at hospital, but it was more comfy than sexy, though that could be the influence of the time it was written.

[Anonymous No.21640863]

>>21640843
>gentleman thief wasn't so lucky

Don't worry, Disney's Robin Hood made many, many women and men into furries.

[Anonymous No.21640868]

>>21640860
I guess there are a lot of sexy doctor tv shows.

[Anonymous No.21640870]

>>21640863
Sometimes I think Disney is secretly owned by Satan.

[Anonymous No.21640878]

>>21640852
You forget the whore archetype.

[Anonymous No.21640885]

>>21640428
>>21640852
You sound like a dumb bitch. Here's the actual list:
1. Big titties
2. Big titties
3. Big titties

[Anonymous No.21640896]

>>21640852
Low t

[Anonymous No.21640902]

>>21640885
>Big titties
Then what about men that go gaga over a squishy ass?

[Anonymous No.21640905]

>>21640852
Asian Babysitters
Yes
Got it.
*Wink and a nudge* me and you bro _we_ get It

[Anonymous No.21640907]

>>21640885
That’s stupid.

[Anonymous No.21640909]

>>21640885
More like
1.Plain as a board
2.Big titties
3.Shit
4.Average jane

[Anonymous No.21640911]

>>21640907
Sorry I forgot i was amongst intellectuals

[Anonymous No.21640917]

>>21640911
Do better next time.

[Anonymous No.21640919]

>>21640531
The reverse is also true, every single one of those ancestors have thousands of descendants and I bet most of them were retards.

[Anonymous No.21640928]

>>21640802
How come IT guys never got to enjoy this stereotype?

[Anonymous No.21640931]

>>21640428
You didn't even list Nazi prison officer, or Barbarian woman. Come on.

[Anonymous No.21640939]

>>21640451
Underrated oldfag

[Anonymous No.21640944]

>>21640537
It's just a high status profession in the eyes of normies

[Anonymous No.21640952]

>>21640428
>No tomboy
>No e-girl
>No goth
>No bimbo
>No girl-next-door
Dumbass.

[Anonymous No.21640953]

>>21640885
>>21640896
Poorfags, on my Saskatchewan quilt-knitting forum? More likely than you think.

[Anonymous No.21640955]

>>21640928
It's a mystery

[Anonymous No.21640957]

>>21640451
ayo this nigga's furry yo

[Anonymous No.21640959]

>>21640537
I'd say that anon mixed surgeon (power, especially over life, related to hurting/saving people with a surgery) with Billionarie, that's more direcly about money

[Anonymous No.21640963]

>>21640537
It's because they're legally allowed to cut people up, and women are fucking weird.

[Anonymous No.21640965]

>>21640959
Surgeon is just a lesser, more attainable "billionaire"

[Anonymous No.21640966]

>>21640368
where are IT workers and code monkeys?

[Anonymous No.21640970]

>>21640959
Billionaire one is about power, having money is just a side effect. Surgeon is about money. What else if not?

[Anonymous No.21640972]

>>21640953
It's because models don't have tits.

[Anonymous No.21640975]

>>21640966
I am here, thanks for asking :)

[Anonymous No.21640983]

>>21640966
Generally depicted as socially awkward, ugly and working for the billionaire.

[Anonymous No.21640982]

>>21640428
>2. Teen slut (highschool relationship substitute)
anon, this is 4chan(((nel))), you can say jailbait or even loli in here

>anime girl
nah, it's
>Manic Pixie Dream Girl
Basically a woman that reach out for, loves you despite your flaws, helping you overcome your depression

then you missed
>Tomboy, basically a bro you can fuck because it's a woman
and still has womanly charms
>Childhood Friend, they one you always liked and you eventually, despite the odds and your inability, achieve the good true ending with

[Anonymous No.21640985]

>>21640953
As a poorfag thirdworlder I can confirm I fucking love gigantic tits.

[Anonymous No.21640994]

>>21640953
I was Team Ass before but since I have been an unemployed NEET, tits are more and more appealing.

[Anonymous No.21641000]

as a child i preferred ass, but as i matured into an adult man with fully developed mental faculties, i came to prefer tits

[Anonymous No.21641013]

>>21641000
>as a child i preferred ass
So your mother fed you excrement from her asshole? Children prefer tits.

[Anonymous No.21641025]

>>21641013
all i can tell you is that when i was 13 i liked to stare at the girl's asses in gym class

[Anonymous No.21641039]

Women want vampires, billionaires, and werewolves.

Yet women become absolutely rabid about the "cool girl" archetype that men like because it's allegedly an 'impossible fantasy".

[Anonymous No.21641042]

>>21641025
Thats when you became a man. If you prefer tits now you’re a manchild o a poorfag (>>21640953)

[Anonymous No.21641058]

>>21640970
>>21640965
Why would attainability matter in fiction? Surgeon is about competence not money. Billionaires aren't really seen as "competent go-getters" in the same way, they're more like wealthy scions in most peoples' eyes, even if self-made. Surgeons are just upper middle class money wise.

[Anonymous No.21641092]

>>21640428
>implying more fantasies mean you're less shallow
It's literally the other way around.
As a woman you will never really have any true understanding of what "shallow" really means, because like any abstract concept, men invented it. You will only know how to present yourself as not shallow in a social sense, but all women are soulless at heart and all female reproductive systems work on a golddigger mechanism.

[Anonymous No.21641102]

>>21641042
the preference for large asses over large breasts is characteristic of the negro, the underdeveloped civilization; the white man prefers breasts. you can deny this, but that will do no good as it's plainly evident.

[Anonymous No.21641111]

>>21640902
They’re black men. Different species

[Anonymous No.21641116]

>why are women like this

If only I knew, anon

[Anonymous No.21641125]

>>21641102
It’s not a negro thing exclusively. It’s a sexual thing. The ass are is incredibly sexual. Preferring tits is childlike. A child loves his mother’s fits. A man is prefers the sexual area of women.

[Anonymous No.21641130]

>>21641111
Not scientifically speaking.

[Anonymous No.21641131]

>>21641125
>Sexual area
>Ass

[Anonymous No.21641141]

>>21641116
you know how in hentai women get fucked buy ugly fat guys? getting fucked by a dog evokes the same level of disgust and revulsion. and that's hot.

[Anonymous No.21641147]

>>21641125
i prefer tits on a woman because it indicates she will be able to provide for my offspring. sex is a means and not an end.

[Anonymous No.21641153]

>>21640380
based pirateposter

[Anonymous No.21641156]

>>21640691
Screenshotted. Beautifully written, well argued.

[Anonymous No.21641167]

>>21641147
Wide hips are generally considered "child-birthing" hips, because it indicates that the pelvis is wide to let the baby through more easily, and more fat means the body will have more to work with during pregnancy. Small tits could easily grow big under influence of hormones, as tits of pregnant women tend to do.

[Anonymous No.21641172]

>>21641167
you make a well-reasoned argument, but i will not listen. i am set in stone, and i will never change.

[Anonymous No.21641177]

>>21641141
>getting fucked by a dog evokes the same level of disgust
Nah, ugly fat dudes are way worse. If you said pig, I would agree, but a healthy and pleasant looking breed of dog doesn't inspire that much revulsion. Except if you're a Saracen

[Anonymous No.21641190]

>>21641177
For you, maybe. But women can't appreciate animals, they only fuck them.

[Anonymous No.21641193]

>>21641177
I should have said "disgust in the self". Being disgusted by the thing fucking you can be hot, but it's the disgust with yourself that's the flavoring. I don't know what it is. A kind of adrenaline?

[Anonymous No.21641200]

>>21641190
Can you really say you appreciate something if you wouldn't fuck it?

[Anonymous No.21641202]

>>21640691
Made this diagram for my gf while trying to explain this concept to her last time we had a fight. This is also why they're solipsistic, because they're unable to comprehend anything beyond their body, they're unable to reach that level of self-awareness where they can contextualise themselves in relation to the world accurately (a lot of men are like this too but that's only because they're feminine/unmanly.) And women love their children because they are an extension of their body, which is a very different kind of love to the aesthetic romantic love of Plato.

[Anonymous No.21641215]

>>21641202
>mfw I see another post by a man trying to explain why I'm a bugman
>mfw he made a fucking diagram for his girlfriend

[Anonymous No.21641225]

>>21641202
Theres no such thing as mind/body separation. You are your whole body, idealist retard. And if you disagree with me show a mind with no brain

[Anonymous No.21641238]

>>21641225
Is the tv channel part of the set? Physicalism is vacuous nonsense.
>>21641215
How else are you supposed to express your feelings?

[Anonymous No.21641246]

>>21641225
>Theres no such thing as mind/body separation

Oh, boy.

[Anonymous No.21641253]

>>21641225
start with the Greeks
>>21641215
start with the French. Jacques Pepin is a good cook (because he is a man).

[Anonymous No.21641266]

>>21641238
>>21641246
>>21641253
>no refutation
Let me guess: you believe its possible to think yourself out if drowning in a river?

[Anonymous No.21641271]

>>21641266
I can tell that you're a woman because you're hastily throwing shit at people in a panicking attempt to redeem yourself. Only children and women do that and you must be 18 to post.

[Anonymous No.21641277]

>>21641266
>refutation goes over his/xer head

[Anonymous No.21641280]

>>21641271
So you are my example of a mind with no brain?

[Anonymous No.21641286]

>>21641277
Obsessed

[Anonymous No.21641295]

>>21640391
No

1) Adventure
2) Money
3) Status/Skill
4) Nobility
5) Strength

[Anonymous No.21641323]

>>21640428
top 3:
1. big forehead
2. big occipital bone

[Anonymous No.21641325]

>>21640368
This is missing the Hallmark channel fantasy, where the city businesswoman falls for the small town teacher/dog shelter worker/other humble job.

[Anonymous No.21641333]

>>21641116
Lmao. Why thots loves Adam Driver so much.

[Anonymous No.21641345]

>>21641333
do you not?

[Anonymous No.21641350]

>>21640451
> Hooks up everyday of the week with fresh babes into Larping.
> Still got the weekend to be yourself.
You might very well be a genius.

[Anonymous No.21641353]

>>21641345
yes, i love him too, but like a brother

[Anonymous No.21641359]

>>21641193
I'm guessing it's because it gives you a feeling of control over your self-hatred.

[Anonymous No.21641399]

>>21640428
i kneel, women are superior to men

[Anonymous No.21641412]

>>21640428
How did you spell fantasy wrong twice?

[Anonymous No.21641417]

>>21640852
>Poor / low status men also want a BBW with DDDD titties because they're biologically wired to want to nut in women with energy reserves in case they aren't able to provide enough food.

i love evolutionary psychology, seamingly random things that doesn´t make any sense, makes a lot MORE sense considering EP

[Anonymous No.21641418]

>>21640368
>Pirate
Rape fantasy---this is on the nose but what do pirates do? Pillage booty. This reflects woman's subconscious desire to be ravaged by atavistic unrestrained masculinity, to be "taken" by the audacious transgressor , the rule breaker.
>billionaire
In a word, money.
(For a more detailed analysis: total material envelopment . The ability for him to construct an opulent world that is his world which she merely exists in , an asset among assets, though privileged and pampered, placed upon a satin pillow like the shiniest of baubles. The egotistic gratification of temporarily capturing the attentions of a man who has it all and could have more besides. This surrender of autonomy is necessarily the psychology of sexual prey )
>surgeon
Anatomical penetration metaphors. A surgeon -- a body mechanic, a body artist perhaps -- a fantasy that he knows perhaps the involuted mysteries of the female organism, that she can surrender her body to his guiding hand and expert touch. Her ignorance of her own workings may be redeemed by his knowledge . She can therefore surrender the burden.
>Vampire
The classic supernatural seducer. Mysterious, cunning, and -- in consistence with the theme-- predatory. Typically depicted as wealthy, experienced, a man who knows what he wants.
>werewolf
Raw libidinal bestial sexualism. Wants to get fucked by a giant dick and throw everything else aside. The werewolf symbolizes the primal truth of the instinctual arousal women feel at the active, virile, athletic, sexually assertive, masculine principle.

[Anonymous No.21641423]

>>21641000
i´m the other way around, mostly because when i reach puberty, my dick got bigger, so i NEED a woman with big ass so my dick can feel satiated

[Anonymous No.21641429]

>>21640438
The only thing she got wrong is teen slut. The current porn trends seems to be old Chinese women and hentai.

[Anonymous No.21641442]

Keep this thread up untill tomorrow so I can dispute anon above from the jungian position.

[Anonymous No.21641457]

>>21641429
What a shit logic. Prove that this statistic actually means what you're implying.

[Anonymous No.21641470]

>>21641423
this doesn't make much sense. if a woman has a small ass, a large penis would still penetrate her entirely; if anything, a large ass would only detract from a large penis' true penetrative potential

[Anonymous No.21641476]

>>21641058
>upper middle class

>making 500k a year

To the average American who makes less than 100k, that's filthy rich and nearly on the same level as a billionaire. Surgeon fetishists are definitely into it for the money.

[Anonymous No.21641487]

>>21640368
>Why is this?
Pirates are just billionaires for anarchists, prove me wrong.

Werewolves are just horror dog pirates, prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.21641509]

>>21641470
>>21641470
>this doesn't make much sense

i don´t want to deal with ego when i´m fucking, i just want to be in a state of lustful bliss when i´m fucking a girl with a big ass, that´s why it´s a good combo with my BIG DICK

if she has small ass, i may fuck her but it´s not that primal for me, just more of the old in out in out

also sexual attraction isn´t logical to begin with, because you deal with emotions, what are you?, some sort of sheldon cooper fella?

[Anonymous No.21641523]

>>21641509
i've reached a state of lustful bliss whilst fucking my gf, who has a fairly small ass. once, when i was a bit younger, i had sex with a black girl, who had an obscenely large ass. it was disgusting. small asses are where it's at for me.

[Anonymous No.21641528]

>>21640428
You will never be a real woman.

[Anonymous No.21641568]

i find it hard to believe pirates are the most common. why dont we see more pirate stories then?

[Anonymous No.21641583]

>>21641568
yeah! where are of these supposed pirate smut stories?

[Anonymous No.21641874]

>>21641476
That's a pleb income in current year purchasing power (not that I'm not a pleb myself)

[Anonymous No.21641879]

>>21641874
On a salary of 500k a year, you could buy two houses in some low cost of living city. Not everywhere is New York.

[Anonymous No.21641903]

>>21641874
On a salary of 500k a year, you could buy three houses a year in some low cost of living city. Not everywhere is New York.

[Anonymous No.21641907]

>>21641583
>>21641568
https://asstr.xyz/files/Authors/ShonRichards/HerCabinBoy01.txt

[Anonymous No.21641918]

>>21640368
women are just fags with vaginas