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>You are the youngest officer in SS, Colonel Ernst Bauer
>Ruthless, infamous in Polish and Russian campaigns
>May 1945
>German Army Surrenders
>You head to France, where you have connections with a high ranking officer in the French Foreign Legion.
>After tense negotiations and much bribery, you are allowed to join the FFL and are given a new identity. Your past is wiped clean, in exchange for your expertise and service.
>You are sent to Indochina, where you make good use of your skills acquired in WWII
>Vietnam War heats up, and the Americans are woefully unprepared for the horros of guerilla warfare.
>Americans call on the Foreign Legion, who--because of you-- have highly skilled anti-guerilla units.
>You head up a top secret campaign to anihilate the VietCong on behalf of the Americans.
>Describe your experience
>+1 points for gruesome detail

>> No.2163181

In Russian, Polish, German, French, or English?

Or Vietnamese?

>> No.2163183

I ... I can't.
This is too fucking awesome for me to describe.

>> No.2163199

SOMEONE WRITE THIS BOOK SO YOU CAN TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY

>> No.2163214

OP this is a fucking awesome scenario/prompt and I'm going to try my hand at it now.

>> No.2163215

needs a twist. like his mother is vietcong general or something.

>> No.2163220

>>2163215
>implying that plot needs anything at all

>> No.2163229

>steps in one of those spike pits with the spikes the vc peed on
>dies of sepsis in ~1wk, deliriously belting out the horst wessel song in a mobile hospital in quang tri

>> No.2163242
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>You're a sergeant in the Marines
>1964 Congress passes the Gulf of Tonkin Resolution, giving LBJ necessary authority to wage war on VC
>1965 South Vietnamese Army losing battle after battle to superior VC. Recently arrived US Marines are of little assistance.
>Morale Plummeting
>At wit's end, General Westmoreland contacts the FFL for help.
>Tough, weathered, hardened by decades of war, one man alone are prepared for the fight.
>You guard the landing of a Huey, flying into your remote base in South Vietnam. A small ununiformed group causally struts out.
>Base rumors spread of a strange French officer with a German accent and a cold stare among the group, who responds to Bauer
>His German Shepherd seems both poised and intent on ripping someone's throat out.
>He takes his 8 man team and dog into the jungle. He isn't seen at the base again.

>> No.2163251

the horror, the horror

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dude this needs to be a movie

>> No.2163277

ive so heard this before

>> No.2163287

>write plot with all buildup and no dramatic action
>impersonate an army of imaginary supporters to back it up
>derp

>> No.2163293

>>2163287
Actually, I don't think any of these responses were samefags. I, for one, am not.

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>>2163176
I dig your story man. I really do.

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>implying Nazis would win against the Vietcong

>> No.2163312

derivate tom clancy garbage
samefag everwhere

>> No.2163331

he should die at the end in a POW camp like all the Russians in ww2 did

>> No.2163334

I haven't seen such shameless, pathetic samefaggotry on /lit/ in months.

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>>2163331
>implying this isn't The Rock
Goodspeed, where's Mason? Where's his
body? I wanna see that son of a bitch!
Vaporized, sir.
Excuse me, gentlemen.
What? Vaporized?
A body can vaporize?
Oh, yeah!
Absolutely, sir.